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The Tyrant needs a song to make the peasants cower in fear. Here is that song that will play as he conquers the world.

Lyrics (Incomplete)

Ohh that Zerg so handsome and
Take a look at all the units he be handling
And he makes it look easy, that muta switch
That JvZ’s some meta shit
Uh, I always dance when he picks off drops
And I boo when he’s losing a set in HotS
He’s just zergin’ and quite the bouse
Cuz he was livin la vida Roacha

Top control up with HuK. HuK, Huk.
6 Pool up. Up, up.
JD what the fuck? Fuck, fuck.
Some early lings for the win
Top control up with HuK. HuK, Huk.
6 Pool up. Up, up.
All game long…Just release that Dong

Love it when your creep grows (Ba-da, ba-da)
JD Make your Mutas go (Ba-da, ba-da)
Always puttin’ on a show (Ba-da, ba-da)
Jaedong, da-Dong Dong Dong
Love it when your creep grows (Ba-da, ba-da)
JD Make your Mutas go (Ba-da, ba-da)
Always puttin’ on a show (Ba-da, ba-da)
Jaedong, da-Dong Dong Dong

Ohh that Zerg so handsome and
Take a look at all the units he be handling
And he makes it look easy, that muta switch
That JvZ’s some meta shit
Uh, I always dance when he picks off drops
And I boo when he’s losing a set in HotS
He’s just zergin’ and quite the bouse
Cuz he was livin la vida Roacha

Just be careful of PucK. PucK, PucK
Don't get stuck. Stuck, stuck.
Raise your Dongers up. Up, up.
I think I'll sing it again
Just be careful of PucK. PucK, PucK
Don't get stuck. Stuck, stuck.
All game long

Go release that Dong

Love it when your creep grows (Ba-da, ba-da)
JD Make your Mutas go (Ba-da, ba-da)
Always puttin’ on a show (Ba-da, ba-da)
Jaedong, da-Dong Dong Dong
Love it when your creep grows (Ba-da, ba-da)
JD Make your Mutas go (Ba-da, ba-da)
Always puttin’ on a show (Ba-da, ba-da)
Jaedong, da-Dong Dong Dong

The Dong Song

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Back to straight up having fun with music. Funny and light-hearted song with a funky beat about trying to imitate pro players and failing miserably :).
lyrics
(Hey hey hey hey) 
Just Another Starcraft Day 
Just Another Starcraft Day 
(Feel the rhythm, feel the rhyme, 
Get on up, it's Starcraft time!) 

So I hit find match, take a deep breath 
Bout to hop into the game, GLHF 
Just did my ladder stretches and I'm re-freshed 
Ready for the points from this noob that I'll beat next 
Gotta get the stream ready OBS time 
then I call upon my inner oGsPrime 
scout around with my lings as I spread creep 
Overlord drops, now he's dead meat, (sweet!) 

By the next expo I'mma be so pro 
and I know cuz TLO told me so 
But I didn't inject, and I got no drones 
And I'm gonna get REKT cuz of bad macro (Oh no) 

Made it rain with some banes with a deathwish 
they're not around anymore, call em xSix 
Or Sixjax, or jack shit 
cuz that attack missed, man I shoulda practiced! 
--- 
Just another Starcraft Day (hey hey hey hey) 
Just another Starcraft Day 
I try to play like I'm a pro, and every time I just get owned 
But I guess it's just the Starcraft Way 
--- 
So I failed as a Zerg, man I kinda lost 
But I'm MC now, the Obama Toss 
Seen the pros do it, so I play fast and 
when things get slow, I just chrono boost my ass off 
and 3 gate em! If I get brunch with HuK, 
then we're makin Canadian Fleet Bacon 
And then flying out to Sweden to give Naniwa a candy bar... 
(A Tempo candy bar?) Now that would be uncanny-wa 

By the next expo, I'mma be so pro 
and I kno cuz Zeratul told me so 
My timing is late, and I got no probes 
I forgot warpgate, so my push got owned 

What to do, what to do? I didn't plan enough 
So I better do the 7 minute cannon rush 
Well my cheese...it kinda failed miserably 
Now I'm on LAGTV! 

Just another Starcaft day (hey hey hey hey) 
Just another Starcraft day 
I try to play like I'm a pro, and every time I just get owned 
But I guess it's just the Starcraft Way 

Well I failed 2 times better try T 
T for Terran and my new favorite hotkey 
if you see sick micro, it's not me 
Cuz my control is the opposite of top 3 
I wanna try Goodie's style on the ladder, but 
All I do is stim stim stim, no matter what! 
It's what I do to see the pilot of the medivac 
losin all my health but I get it back 

In the next expo, Imma be so pro 
and I know, cuz David Kim Told me SOOOO 
I got a big bank, with my tanks at home 
turtled on one base but I still got owned! 

So I tried to "mech" it happen, but I'm too poor 
Only the thing I got left are these 2 Thors 
And it's Terran up my heart when I see you 
This game is pretty hard, oh SC2 
---- 
Just another Starcraft day (Hey hey hey hey) 
Just another Starcratf day 
I try to play like MMA 
My MMR Got MMOwned 
But hey I guess it's just the Starcraft way! 
Just another Starcraft Day 
Just another Starcraft Day 
Just another Starcraft Day (hey hey hey hey) 
Guess it's just the Starcraft Way

The Starcraft Way

:). Happy Easter

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Because I Got High (Afroman SC2 Parody)

Here is the music video for it! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dzgb_s8o6Lw

Check out the tournament! July 23-25 2014
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/sc2-tournaments/460893-the-big-one-basetradetv-tournament

The groups in the video were how they were originally, but there were some last minute changes. We already had been working on the song weeks prior, so pretend that these are the groups :D

Written by: Rifkin(twitter.com/rif_kingz) & Temp0(twitter.com/teamtemp0)
Instrumental 1: Kanye West - Black Skinhead
Instrumental 2: Dead Man Walkn - 07. Phoenix


The Big One (Group Tournament Rap)

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A song that I've had in mind since all of the hype at Blizzcon got me so excited about everything. Homestory Cup carried the great feeling, and Dreamhack was the icing on the cake. Passion never dies. 

It's the song that should really get me back in the swing of things of releasing songs again :D. Just happy to get something out, so I hope you enjoy.

Temp0 - #Passioncraft

Starcraft 2 Remix of DJ Khaled's 'All I Do Is Win'

Download Link: http://www.mediafire.com/?0r9o68st019x30t

Temp0 - All I Do Is Stim ft. MuSiQ

Starcraft Parody of K'naan's 'Wavin Flag'. 
Download Link: http://www.mediafire.com/?62yzou1nv2v3abb

Temp0 - When I'm Grandmaster

Starcraft Parody of 'Prince of Bel'air' theme song. 

Temp0 - Next Prince of the Lair

The official aspiring Pro Gamers' anthem!

Download: http://www.mediafire.com/?9r2ul22yattrdt7

Temp0 - Wanna Be A Pro (Progamer's Anthem)

Starcraft Parody of Lupe Fiasco's "Kick Push"

Download: http://www.megaupload.com/?d=UOURIW43

Temp0 - A, Move

Thank You Day[9]!

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Temp0 - Thank God For Day[9]

SC2 Parody of "Gorillaz - Clint Eastwood" featuring Suspense, Andy(of AKA Gaming), and Temp0.

A song that was put off for a while but finally finished because it just had to be done! All about hittin' the ladder with those cheesy strats >:).

Lyrics

(Andy of AKA Gaming)
I ain't happy
I'm getting mad
I got cheese strats
in my bag
I'm losing
but not for long
A win streak
is coming on

I ain't happy
I'm getting mad
I got cheese strats
in my bag
I'm losing
but not for long
A win streak
is coming on (is comin on)

(Suspense)
Yeah... Ha Ha!
Finally I found a way to let out my rage
Now wins for me are nothing I'm not counting no rank
Now I wouldn't go there
Now you should've been scared
SCVs to repair
Each bunker placed there
Smash a noob.
Bet you didn't think I would cheese you too
Isometric view
Look I'll make it manageable
Pick and choose
Rage like fools
Making my own rules
Chicks and dudes
Who you think is playing standard noobs?
Picture you with a frown in a picture tube
Like you hit "just lose"
You think it's sick to do?
Cheesing you? Maybe
A hero do
what gosu do
What appears in you is a little noob cause you're too lazy
To practice
Know the definition of what win is
Priceless
For you because I put you on the tilt shit
You like it?
Sucks don't it? Cheeser is one notion
Click play and go broke
A new strat he just stole

(Andy of AKA Gaming)
I ain't happy
I'm getting mad
I got cheese strats
in my bag
I'm losing
but not for long
A win streak
is coming on

I ain't happy
I'm getting mad
I got cheese strats
in my bag
I'm losing
but not for long
A win streak
is coming on (is comin on)

(Temp0)
Mechanics, the basics
I skipped all that lameness
For my entertainment
Lings in your bases.
Micro
You have it or you don't, that's what I believe!
Delightful,
Every clown I meet
They just shout at me
I'm allowed to cheese
My cheese is refined
In fluent Russian(rushin) like I'm Bly
I'm crushing your supply
There's a lesson you can find
It's a blessing in disguise
I rushed you, now you're rustled cuz I busted through your line
So need I remind,
I 'm just teaching you to not play greedy and blind
When you be on the grind
Like a beginner,
So I'mma be the guy that teaches you to defend it
Bustin weak walls, so all you suckas remember
how to wall in, and scout often
And you can survive, and not fall to all-ins
Those feelings of rage that may cloud your brain
Just deal, cuz remember (that it's part of the game)

(Andy of AKA Gaming)
I ain't happy
I'm getting mad
I got cheese strats
in my bag
I'm losing
but not for long
A win streak
is coming on

I ain't happy
I'm getting mad
I got cheese strats
in my bag
I'm losing
but not for long
A win streak
is coming on (is coming on is coming on....)
A win streak
is coming on (is comin on is coming on....)



Jim Raynor(Gorillaz - Clint Eastwood SC2 Parody)ft. Suspense, Andy and Temp0

First draft of SC2 Remix of 'Flobots - Handlebars '. This is a work in progress, and the final version will be released with the video on my Youtube channel :). www.youtube.com/user/tempostarcraft

Here is the thread that inspired it all to happen. http://www.reddit.com/r/starcraft/comments/jdfcu/how2_improve_your_stutterstep_with_a_metronome/c2b7a4c 

Download Link: http://www.mediafire.com/?6bbioawqjln1edi

Huge thanks to AndyOniyate for approaching me with the idea and contributing lyrics, ZeMoose andMisterSkibbles for providing lyrics and a few others from the original reddit thread for making it all possible :) ALSO to Situationalbest for starting the subthread with "I can stutterstep with no metronome...." 

Temp0 - APM (Handlebars SC2 Remix)

Me and my friend Jon Furniss were a bit tipsy at a WCS afterparty and he said to do a parody of this. He sent me a whole set of lyrics!! So I did a bit of editing and decided to just do it haha. Fun times!

Lyrics

[Verse 1]
I'm like GLHF, U!
Bout to play a match as a Zerg in SC2
Splitting all my drones cuz the pros make it like cool
Open with a hatchery then get a spawning pool
As soon as it's finished then I call two of my boos

They're my zerg queens, and they let me macro,
We be dronin' up, 2 on every patch though
Creepin up the the map, l o l you mad, bro?
Got perfect injects, I don't need to stack those

Man I swear I hotkeyed her, She's on a damn stroll
Walkin so slow, gotta get you back home
Overlords can scout and then make all their plans known
In love with this game, and I ain't ever letting go.

[Hook:]
And I spread creep with my lady,
I just left my base, kill overlords with my lady, yeah
And I transfuse with my lady
Ain't no roaches dying when they fight with my lady, yeah
And I spread creep with my lady,
I just left my base, kill overlords with my lady, yeah
And I transfuse with my lady
Ain't no roaches dying when they fight with my lady, yeah

See I rely on my ladies
Nydus worms are never gonna die with my ladies yaaah
Half my supply are my ladies,
Make sure that my units all survive with my ladies

Cuz I rely on my ladies
Sometimes it be roaches that arrive with my ladies yaaah
and they would die for my ladies
But transfuses keep them all alive with my ladies

(I'm like GLHF U)

[Verse 2]
I spread the creep with my zerg queen 'cause we cover the land,
And just keep track of your army, and block all your expands
I just might nydus your natural, drop a couple in your main
She ain't just for defending, 'cause I got her attacking,
I build ultras on hive so, with the queens they don't die slow
but they tear through your bio, and their armor's so high though
It's ridiculous, I know
Try and drop there but it's fifteen queens waiting for you to land though,
If you try and clear the map, I'm like

[Hook]



Zerg Queen (Fetty Wap - Trap Queen SC2 Parody)

A rough Draft of a parody for Ke$ha and Pitbull's TIMBER!
Lyrics when I type them :p (Lost a bunch of my lyrics when my harddrive died so have to take them from my notebook)

Chorus
That's so OP I'm yelling IMBA 
And when I lose I get so mad
 So lets go whine To David Kim-ba
 He'll be the one To get it patched
BOo hoo HOo Boo hOo hoo OO Oo oo OO OO ooo oO oo 

Verse 1
The bigger the bang the harder the loss 
From Wiggity WoL to Higgity HotS
Feelin like Ryung at IPL 5 Typin it in all caps: IMBA
Lurkers messed my army up (IMBA) 
Mass Adept like what the Huk??? (IMBA) 
Your race takes no skill; they gotta raise the bunker build time still 

Swing that nerf bat round and round,
One more patch youre going down
 Nerf it all down to the ground 
One more patch youre going down x2

Chorus x2
Thats so OP I'm yelling IMBA 
And when I lose I get so mad 
So lets go whine To David Kim-ba 
He'll be the one To get it patched 
(Kappa)
 Look up to the sky, its a bird, its a plane 
Wait, thats a liberator in my main 
Parasitic bomb, thats insane!
Blink stalkers, they're still a thang 
Pylons overchargin now, (OP) Cyclones rollin around (OP) 
Check the supplies now Why? Cause it's about to go down

Swing that nerf bat round and round, 
One more patch youre going down 
Nerf it all down to the ground 
One more patch youre going down 
Swing that nerf bat round and round, 
One more patch youre going down 
Nerf it all down to the ground 
One more patch youre going down 

That's so OP I'm yelling IMBA And when I lose I get so mad So lets go whine To David Kim-ba He'll be the one To get it patched"

(Thanks to LauraHollyKelly for typing them out for the most part for me!)

Temp0 - IMBA (Ke$ha and Pitbull - TIMBER)

A Parody of Jay Z and Kanye West's popular "N****s in Paris". It's a mostly fictional story about Liquid Ret and EG HuK with a lot of fun inside.


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Lyrics
Chorus
Drone so hard suckas tryin to out mine me

So I drone so hard HuK's tryin to outmine me
But he will never outmine me
What's a 2 base push to Zerg like me, can you please remind me?
Drone so hard get mad bases
Creep spread is that contagious
Bet I'll drone over 82
and you'll wish Protoss still had stasis

Drone so hard In full gear
You're supposed to GG here
Drone so hard, you're still here?
Guess it's time for me to get Lair
Right bro, I might go and outmicro. Make a bet!
Grackson, Bryceson, You're done. They're next! 

Drone so hard, and I won't stop
4 Queens that don't miss shots
Larvae spawning like all the time
Can't wait for when all those things pop
Drone so hard got drops too
And the ladder's all locked up too
If you could make, what I could make
You'd have a scary Muta flock up too

Drone so Hard, saturated
I'm already on six base
Spore crawlers, more crawlers
Here's a taste of my sick plays
Drone so hard, Chris, behave
Just might let you see Hay
Hive down
We know
You're losin the set 
Leave game.




Chorus
Drone so hard Huk is tryin to outmine me
That shit Kroonx3

Drone so hard Huk is tryin to outmine me
That shit Kroonx3

He said "Ret, can we just end this in a draaaaw?"
I said "HuK, you gotta call Papa Raaa"
His special tactics, they will make you drop your jaaaww
Just to answer what you askin...NAH

Drone so hard; that shit Kroon, aint it, Hay?
Drone so hard; what build order?? 18 gate?
Drone so hard; macro's so prooo it's insane
Act like you'll ever see another mother ship like this again

Easy Neural, that's my plan. 
That's your ship under my command
Take your probe and I expand,
hah, I'm so BM
Those Templar aint stormin right, you sure they workin?
If I was you, I woulda 
MARRIED THEM ON WARP-IN

What's beacon my phoenix?
What's Evil my Genius?
What's cloak, my seer? 
Was that all-kill for real?
Casters say we the greatest, even Terran are haters
Got my Banelings all burrowed, and they're goin' al-Queda HA?

Chorus
Drone so hard HuK is tryin to outmine me
Drone so hard HuK is tryin to outmine me

You are now watchin me own
Don't let me get 80 drones x3

These other teams are just lyin
Actin like the best one ain't mine
Got that Hot 6ix in my palm
You know how many Hot 6ixes I'm on??

Don't let me get 80 drones x4

Team Liquid's in the building
Our builds they tryna steal them
EG, yeah Sheth all-killed it
GG Yo, that's the spirit

You are now watchin me own
Don't let me get 80 drones x2
I definitely overdroned

Temp0- Drone So Hard

Anyone who shopped on steam summer sale week will feel this one :).

Temp0 - Steam Sale Steamroll

Song about eSports being very much A.L.I.V.E :D. Keep your head up and spirits strong folks. Tweet at me @TeamTemp0 with memorable eSports moments throughout the year to include in the video. gogo.

Temp0 - Alive (Test Version)

4/16/13 UPDATE: Thank you all so much for checking the song out and leaving comments! HUGE thanks to those that have purchased the track as well! This was the first song I sold and I've already received so much support. THANK YOU!

Song about the best player to ever touch the ladder!

If you'd like to support and receive high-quality download, please consider purchasing track for $1!  http://teamtemp0.bandcamp.com/track/imogsprime 

Twitter: www.twitter.com/TeamTemp0
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Produced by: @ImScottStyles

Lyrics

Chorus
IMoGsPrime, the ultimate opponent
The final boss of multiplayer at the current moment
GM in every region, Unlocked every achievement
If you think you can defeat him then come out and try to beat him

Verse 1
IMoGsPrime, who else have you expected
I'm strong as 2 korean teams and one that's resurrected
My micro is impressive, my macro is perfected
I'm only bad at one thing, but we'll keep that off the record
My uncle had a Baby Toss whose name I think was Jana
My Papa was a Roach, a Stalker is my Mama
Brother is a stimmed Marauder, Cousin had a Ling for Daughter
Pick any map you wanna, I'm the best in my Ohana

I've attacked the Heart of the Swarm, and I plucked the Wings of Liberty
In the Void I'll leave my Legacy 'till Battle.net has forbidden me
My ability is an Incredible Miracle, look at the skills it's given me
You can't do diddly! It's inevitable that you fall to the trinity
Watch as I play 2 Starcraft 2 games at the same time
You think that I'm lyin? then you'll be the one cryin
I'm playing with my feet! That's how much I ain't tryin
I will crush you like a black Widow, I know you hate Mines

Chorus x2
IMoGsPrime, the ultimate opponent
The final boss of multiplayer at the current moment
GM in every region, Unlocked every achievement
If you think you can defeat him then come out and try to beat him

Verse 2
IMoGsPrime, AKA the ladder kingpin
when I play as Zerg, I use that silly ling skin
You hate the fact I'm here like Browder's rocks in this environment
I will bring Destiny back to SC2 and Nada outta retirement
That is the power I possess, I'm imbalanced I confess
I play every race and every single matchup is my best
I know just how to react and perfectly time attacks
All I Do Is Stim as Terran, yes it's Rax on Rax on Rax

I've held off every cheese from Provolone to Mozzarella
Adebisi tells a story from my game, the plot's developed
My builds are fresh, you'd think they came right out of the box, Vanilla
If you can't learn from my first person view, then talk to Cella
See I'm intelligent with the benevolence of Sheth, yes I'm a gentleman
And a veteran. And I'm cute like Elly the Elephant
So once I enter my element it'll be evident that I will never decline
I will resign never, my legacy lives forever and never will die

Chrous
IMoGsPrime, the ultimate opponent
The final boss of multiplayer at the current moment
GM in every region, Unlocked every achievement
If you think you can defeat him then come out and try to beat him

IMoGsPrime, the ultimate opponent
The final boss of multiplayer at the current moment
GM in every region, you'd be like holy moly
I swear I had a 3rd verse Catz..Guacamole

Temp0 - IMoGsPrime

*Fixed some things in the beat, and re-recorded the song*

Download at http://teamtemp0.bandcamp.com/track/i...

An original laidback SC2 song for my people that hit that ladder hard and made it into Diamond league. It is also for people with dreams of hitting Diamond and beyond.
Produced by Vic Jones Beats

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http://twitter.com/teamtemp0
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Lyrics:

I am but a Diamond
Fighting through this league
Proud to be in Ddiamond
Master's I can see

Farewell to the "Eagle League"
What a trip and I'm not even the least fatigued
A milestone, but this where it all begins
Whether you Blink, Stim, Or Ling Bling to win
It's all good, your builds are gettin so clever
We're here now, and it's truly exciting, however
Even though I am girl's best friend
I really hope this Diamond isn't forever
So I practice hard to get better
to hit the league that begins with the seventh of letters
Coincidentally, Infinity 7's my team
Prepare mentally and then I'm a ladder machine
That's a shoutout to Bryce Bates
Cool dude amd he always keeps a bright face
Keep at it my friends and your time will come
Cuz when you're Diamond, you learn how to shine like one
[Temp0 Quote]
Chrous
I am but a Diamond
Fighting through this league
I am but a diamond
Master's I can see
Chorus
I am but a Diamond
Fighting through this league
I am but a diamond
Master's I can see
Verse 2
"Placed into Bronze, it was so wrong"
and it's been so long, my fears have withdrawn
and since I stayed calm in this journey I'm on
More games I won
Funny how it all works out isn't it?
How losing is part of this winning shit
And the win feels good when it's not just luck
More GG more skill. Uncle Ra, what's up
Man I swear I'm just warming up
Played many and I still ain't warm enough
That's the point that I wanna get a cross
I'm coming off a loss, but I'm feeling like a BOUSE
Shoutout to the Fellowship
it'll never sink, and me I'll never quit
Keep it at my friends and the time will come
You're a Diamond, it's time that you shine like one
[WhiteRa Quote --- will type it out a bit later :) ]
Chorus
I am but a Diamond
Fighting through this league
Proud to be in Diamond
Master's I can see


Temp0 - I Am But A Diamond

Video!! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DGDR--N52W8

Heavily inspired by Epic Rap Battles of History! I have decided to bring the rap battles to the Starcraft universe! Let me know what you think, if you like it, and who should battle next!!!


Lyrics
I'm the Marine. I've been here since the first fight 
You just came for the expansion, you're the worst type 
You wanna piece of me boy? I hold the top position 
Trying to take my spot as the most cost efficient? 
HA! You're a Hellion...HotS Edition. Lost like a Scantipede 
I was at the pinnacle of Bool GomTvT 
And where where you? I bet you weren't even concept art 
I liked you better as your Brood War counterpart! 

Whatever "Sarge" but it's you who should salute 
Cuz I got 10 kills, and you're barely a Recruit! 
Watch your mouth buddy, if not only for your ego's sake 
or you're the next thing I put into my easy bake! 
If this is 5 rounds then I know you lost this 
cuz after 4 stims, you get so exhausted 
You're just a butthurt soldier that's in denial 
getting riled up cuz Dan likes Mech more than Bio! 
You're a liar! 
No I'm not, and that's Meta. Better get a clue! 
Not only do I shoot fire, I spit it too! 
Look at you! You're a general to who? 
How does it feel that I am twice the minerals of you? 
Then it's David and Goliath, you're like 4 times my size 
On a flying heal bus, only 2 of you will fit inside 
That's a Hella-tight ride! Shoot I bet in fact 
Yo Momma's so fat she fully occupies a Medivac 

My momma's not fat...she's bigger-boned 
Keep on talking and I'll roast you like a ling or drone 
I'm a fire-breathing menace, oh you didn't know? 
All that stimpacking must have impacted that little dome! 

You keep on bringing up my stimming, care to try at all? 
Oh wait.. you can't. What a waste of supply you are 
And those oversized Bic lighters may be good 
for BBQ, but that doesn't make you a sick fighter 

Actually, after this I bet that the reactors on your barracks will be swapped and then be slapped onto my factories 
You're not a match for me. This battle rapping game's mine 
You ever been repaired and healed at the same time? 

Only broken things need fixing...honestly 
Don't make me "de-feet" you by dismantling your "arm"ories 
And all those drops you love doing, I inspired that 
Sure you just got hired, but I think it's time to fire bat