Boris Johnson: “The harder you shake the pack, the easier it will be for some cornflakes to get to the top.”

Oh what a happy sentence from Boris Johnson's speech, as Andy rightfully points out: "I hope that this time the Gordon Gekkos of London are conspicuous not just for their greed – valid motivator thought greed may be for economic progress – as for what they give and do for the rest of the population."

hoping for a lion to make the skin of the zebra he just killed into a romper suite for a disadvantaged baby

John: "it does seem that Gordon Gecko is a hero character to Boris Johnson - was he watching a different movie?"

Margaret Thatcher Lecture - John: "you should've already strapped yourself into a chair and have vomit bucket nearby"

a pinprick compared to a bullet in the kneecap

Robert Mugabe is going nowhere without a struggle, especially when he still gets 103% of the vote. Plus, Silvio Berlusconi is back in the news! Thanks Silvio!

Bugle 243 - The gifts that keep giving

So what do the worlds leaders make of the wealth gap? It's Boris Johnson v The Pope! 

Plus, the police stuff the queen's nuts in their mouths and pigs react to the sale of their seed.

Bugle 253 - Lenin in a Dress

Andy and John analyse the latest from Thailand, Syria, Sudan and France. Plus: animal news!

Bugle 257 - Dancefloor Diplomacy

Russia marches into Ukraine whilst the west tuts, the pope brings something back from the dead and massive virus discovered in ice.

Bugle 262 - Insane in the Ukraine

Robots are taking over, and we have an exclusive interview

The Bugle 280 - On the wAI out

Following the Lady Special, now The Bugle presents a Man Special. Except the latest hot news on the 'Y' chromosome, and other droobler based stories.

Bugle 184 - Wangderlust

Andy and John provide the latest from Democrapalooza, offer the latest smart phone reviews, reveal what a vicar should never sing at a funeral, place lies into categories and discuss the latest waparazzi news

Bugle 206 - The President is not a gremlin

Andy and John have the latest from the leaders pow wow at the UN, preview the Anglican elections (really) and reveal your best suggestions for a name for a fake horse

Bugle 207 - UN-believable

In the final full Bugle of 2012 The Pope joins Twitter, census reveals extent of Islamic invasion, Silvio returns and Andy teaches India how to fight.

Bugle 217 - Silvio's Christmas Gift

Don't fire, he's not dead! Plus it's year of the snake, Iranian monkeys duped into space and the Iron Sheik cuts loose.

Bugle 224 - Papal Proton Packs

The world acts late on Mali. So does The Bugle. Also, the latest Pope and Mars news. Plus, the Harlem Globetrotters put their lives in their own hands

Bugle 226 - Salvo For Mali

The Bugle is the ultimate pan-global audio home of international satire. The show is a weekly eruption of comedic comment about the world’s most, and least, important news stories.

Bugle 253 - Lenin in a Dress

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