We’re back with the music video about a game studio that brought us a variety of classics, but never released any game with number 3 in its name — VALVE. The company behind Half-Life, Portal, Counter-Strike, Team Fortress, Left 4 Dead, DOTA 2 and much more. 

ELLEN MCLAIN, the original voice of GLaDOS from “Portal” and “Portal 2”, agreed to sing the part of everyone's favourite mad robot. 

THE STUPENDIUM, the amazing nerdcore artist who you know and love, performed the Gabe Newell’s part! 

And finally, we got Valve’s CEO, GABE NEWELL himself, to record a couple of lines for the beginning and the end of the song!

released March 29, 2021 
“Count to Three” by 
THE CHALKEATERS 

Executive producer / songwriter: 
Alios

Sound producer / lead arranger / engineer: 
Masel

Arranger / guitars / choir production: 
Ergy

Lead artist / art director: 
Pondis

Lead animator / video composer: 
Lenich

Character animator: 
Yumi the Cat 

Gabe Newell vocals: The Stupendium
GLaDOS vocals: Ellen McLain (original voice of GLaDOS) 
Alyx vocals: Holly Turton 

Supporting arranger / piano: Dmitry Kovzel 
Drums: Matias Menarguez 
Trumpet: Bruno Brito 
Saxophones: Weber Marely 
Trombone: Felipe Coelho 
Supporting artists: Hunternif, Koldan Grey, Freskovich, QuietVictories 

Choir: Hineko, Vasya, Martie, Chaos Angel, tooi_cat, Venix, Walter, Dmitry Litvinov, Tsumikashi, Lenich, Ergy, Dmitry Kovzel, Nikdoge, Felya, Jerico, Choki, Finch under cover, BertyDahlia, Victor Bird 

Mastered by Stuart Hawkes at Metropolis Studios 

Special thanks to: 
Gabe Newell and Michael ‘Lewi’ Lewington for recording Gabe’s awesome cameo! 
Erik Wolpaw for allowing us to use Valve’s characters for the song! 
Jamie Lopez, Wendi Wills, Tom McGurk for helping us to get Ellen on board 
Bill Van Buren for helping us with the GLaDOS voice 
ZhenyaHacker, Kizuru and Martie for being our favourite test subjects 
Vasya, Nikita Dobrinskiy, Chaos Angel for great ideas and overall support

Count To Three (feat. The Stupendium and Ellen McLain)

The Most Fashionable Faction (TF2 RAP) - The Stupendium

Enroll in Professor Chalk's class and open up a world... where everything is KINDA SUS. 

The song from a viral YouTube animation wraps up all about amongus sussy bakas so far. There's no need for any more amogus memes. It's all here. U sus. Get out of my head.

A Songus Amongus (feat. Black Gryph0n)

Cog in the Machine - I Expect You To Die 3

The Stupendium: THE PRODUCTION LINE - Lethal Company Song ft. Dan Bull!

My students are into the strangest things sometimes; I mean– Five Nights at Freddy’s is overhyped and not even scary! But then, why are the FNAF KIDS so brave and creative? Wait, is that… an animatronic around the corner?!

This song is for you, kids of the FNAF. Their shiny teeth are not enough.

FNAF KIDS (feat. Black Gryph0n, DHeusta, The Stupendium, OR3O, MatPat)

Toxic Gaze
[Verse]

She sat in the dusk, shadows painting her throne,

Eyes sharper than daggers, cutting straight to the bone.

Venom in the glance, webs were stitched with gold,

Caught me off-guard, a story centuries old.

 

[Chorus]

Toxins in her stare, swimming deep in the hue,

Pulled you underwater, couldn't grab for the blue.

Drowning in her iris, poison kissed the air,

Gorgeous held the danger, couldn’t help but care.

 

[Verse 2]

Glint of her lashes, warned me: "run, but stay,"

Silent eclipse, turned the night into day.

Gaze a loaded pistol, cocked and ready to fire,

But I froze in the moment, fueled by reckless desire.

 

[Bridge]

Irises smoked out, swirling chaos confine,

Each blink a riddle, laced with cyanide lines.

Chained by a spell, a beauty cloaked to maim,

I reached for redemption; survived but not the same.

 

[Chorus]

Toxins in her stare, swimming deep in the hue,

Pulled you underwater, couldn't grab for the blue.

Drowning in her iris, poison kissed the air,

Gorgeous held the danger, couldn’t help but care.

 

[Verse 3]

Her silence a melody darker than the abyss,

Every glimpse a dagger, wrapped in velvet bliss.

She traps you there willingly, no need for a fight,

Her eyes are the battle, you’re losing tonight.

Eyes sharper than daggers

All credit goes to Harry101UK https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2QO40HjRH2w

Portal - The Pit Song - [The Underground]

A fan song about Muffet from Undertale, a video game created by Toby Fox.

Vocal stems for remixes and such: http://www.mediafire.com/download/cgs372fv19ds3rf/Spider_Girl_Vocal_Stems.rar

Artwork provided by Addi Wallace: https://cara.app/additionalli

Lyrics:
Stumbling around the darkness, I can't see the door
The walls are lined with something and so's the floor
I hear her chilling laughter and see her smile
She tells me to sit and join her, "please stay a while"

Can't shake the feeling that I'm hanging by a thread
It seems to me she's trapped my soul inside her web
She hands to me a tray of biscuits, tea and bread
I can't put my finger on it, can't put my finger on it

There's something weird about the way she speaks to me
There's something strange about the flavour of her tea
I didn't have the means to keep her from this harmony
She's some kind of spider girl, some kind of spider girl

The party beat is thumping, she starts to dance
Her friends come out together, caught in her trance
Wiping crumbs off the table, they join the feast
Even her cutie-muffin is moving to the beat

Can't shake the feeling that I'm hanging by a thread
It seems to me she's trapped my soul inside her web
She makes a motion for the tub of strawberry spread
I can't put my finger on it, can't put my finger on it

There's something weird about the way she speaks to me
There's something strange about the flavour of her tea
I didn't have the means to keep her from this harmony
She's some kind of spider girl, some kind of spider girl

There's something weird about the way she speaks to me
There's something strange about the flavour of her tea
I didn't have the means to keep her from this harmony
She's some kind of spider girl, some kind of spider girl

There's something weird about the way she speaks to me
There's something strange about the flavour of her tea
She's glaring angrily, turns out the meal wasn't free
She's some kind of spider girl, some kind of spider girl

Fiber-Optic Radio

Spider Girl

Based on the creepypasta written and produced by Chris O'Neill (OneyPlays) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7tPRA...

➢OneyPlays Channel - https://www.youtube.com/user/OneysVid...

➢Spotify - https://open.spotify.com/album/5V4J27...
➢iTunes - https://itunes.apple.com/us/album/gba...
➢Apple Music - https://itunes.apple.com/us/album/gba...

Credits:
➢Music Production - Yoav Landau, Custom Phase - https://twitter.com/CustomPhase
➢Lead Vocals - Rena - https://www.youtube.com/user/yandeiNS...
➢Lyrics - Yoav Landau, Bobby Yarsulik (BSlick) - https://www.youtube.com/user/WW2BOY
➢Vocal Editing and Tuning - Fruutella - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCPCA...
➢Guitar Recordings - Orko
➢Mixing and Mastering - Ara Adkins -  Recursion Music - https://iamrecursion.com/
➢Cover Art - Cien Miller (Crusher-P) - https://www.youtube.com/user/HatsuneM...
➢Video Production-➢Andrew Duemig- https://www.youtube.com/user/official...


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Lyrics:

 V1: It was years ago, as a fully grown boy, I, was jumping in the street and I
Was clobbered by, a car into a window
That was when I saw, a game boy advance, S-P-, blue edition,
But my fa-mi-ly, can barely afford gold.
As I stared at him, into his eyes… he said, “Mom, mamaaa”, as he held it in his tiny hands...
I started running and I screamed, and, shoved him to the ground, took, that GBA from he...
 
V2: Got inside, my house, with a big, smelly han-dle, snuck past all my parentals
and then I blew my candle out. 
As I pressed the boooton with my feenge, did not, know, what it’d, bring me...
Or what, its all a-bout…
And a little man appeared on screen, his, name was Mare-e-o, he sprints at fast speeds such as my own...
Pressed another boooton and he jumped, I screamed when he disappeared, and, I feared, he wouldn’t, come...

CHORUS: Just stay away, from my gameboy ad-vance, S, P, blue edition
(You better back, away my friend)
You can’t take away, my gameboy ad-vance, S, P, blue edition
(Not even from, my cold, dead hands)

V3: The screen turned black, it had turned into a big, hole, “Is this a hole I see, before me?”
And it echoed like a hole…
There was mare-e-o, and his gra-phics were jumbled, realistic skin, pores
and chapped, lips … and I tried, to change, it...
Then Mare-e-o he did not move, all, that he did was scream, and my skin turned rotten and green…
I feared the worst, and so I, tossed, that, gameboy out the window, it came, back again...

BRIDGE: I snuck inside of the little boys room, I wanted to tell him that I was wrong
But when I turned the lights on, the room was full of people in black
I said “who the flip are you people? Is that your boy there inside that box?”
A priest said, “lower that box”, then I sprinted towards the coffin

I yelled to free me of this curse, then Mare-e-o appeared, but then gaussian blurred away
Appeared again, said learned my les-son, clicked his mustache, then I woke, the next, day. 

CHORUS: Just stay away, from my gameboy ad-vance, S, P, blue edition
(You better back, away my friend)
You can’t take away, my gameboy ad-vance, S, P, blue edition
(Not even from, my cold, dead hands)

Gameboy Advance SP Blue Edition (Oney Plays) Creepypasta Song- The Living Tombstone

Great Song Made by FlyxTheKid Go Check His Channel Out! https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCI-u6qpGmmyaNntSLIfnV5Q

Minecraft OST - Pigstep (FlyxTheKid Remix)

Pigstep (Flyxthekid Remix)

We are a video game-themed musical overproduced shitposting team.

A Songus Amongus (feat. Black Gryph0n)

The Chalkeaters