Lyrics:

I play everyday for't same team,
Every string on my shelf has a knot and seams,
I take chestnuts piled by the heap,
In shallot vinegar, none must seep.
And all I care about is twine and violence,
And a heavy fast strike is my kind of freelance.
Everybody says that I'm king of the hits,
But every now and then my hand seems to slip.

Some children play with conkers,
I get mine from't Trees
I've been playin' me whole life
There's nothin' lazy 'bout these.
Some people play for spoils, but I just play to be
I've been playin' my whole life
There's nothin' lazy 'bout these.

Conkers.

I say the best fall from a tall beam,
Prep my hands with some E45 cream,
Never once been tempted to cheat,
Smashing theirs to bits for an honest treat.

Their conker just hit the floor now...

And one of these days, I'll win a contest
but I'll have to fights them kids from't north west,
Ain't anybodys I can't pit,
Come and try me, yours'll get split.

Parody is Legal

Conkers

Conkers (Dizzee Rascal cover)

A group of simple Yorkshiremen (from Essex) having a gentle not-for-profit laff. The foremost authority on Pop music oop North, translating the nation's favourite pop songs into a proper accent since 2012.



Influences:
John Shuttleworth

Conkers (Dizzee Rascal cover)

The Yorkshire Popular Music Council