THE AMYL NITRATE QUARTET

MOVE ALONG, PLEASE, NOTHING TO HEAR HERE! (Steven Vellou: Overlooked & Underrated)

MUSICIANS WITH VISION ON SOUNDCLOUD 1 @pangaeans_people

T.R.A.N.Q. THE (RUSHING) AMYL NITRATE QUARTET

One tune, 10 tunes, even 20 tunes, says nothing about the extent and diversity of an artist’s creativity, and that is why I am understandably dismissed; it’s the VOLUME of my work that SPEAKS VOLUMES, not one, 10, 20 tunes!

No one will conclude my creativity is anything exceptional based on hearing one or two tunes, there are many musicians who have created a handful of great tunes, that on a one to one basis, may even sound superior to mine; I can think of thousands of tunes that I am envious of, in a healthy way, wishing I could come up with something like that, so I'm not deluded as to think anything of mine is better than anything out, that would be ridiculous, but I do think its my whole catalogue of creations that speaks volumes, the endless diversity, the off-the-wall, no rules, no boundaries, invention, and my lyrics, that all suggest I'm dismissed, underrated, overlooked, too easily.
Unfortunately, it's the way it is, who has time or the inclination to explore a whole library of music by an unsigned, unknown, musician!

ONE OF THE MOST DIVERSE ARTISTS ON SOUNDCLOUD, but no one will ever know!

Lemon Pepper 2.0

Nuance Free Modern Day Fromage

Youtube video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PMMtlkDesIg
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MY NAME IS STEVE
I HAVEN’T HAD A FRIIEND IN 40 YEARS
WELCOME, STEVE!

NOT THE WAY THAT IT APPEARS
BUT THE SUM OF ALL MY FEARS
REDUCES ME TO TEARS

WELCOME TO THE GROUP, STEVE!

I MAY SEEM KIND OF WIERD
THAT’S WHY YOU DISAPPEARED
THAT’S WHY I’M ALL ALONE IN THIS WORLD

AS A CHILD I LOST MY WAY
IT’S STILL WITH ME TO THIS DAY
I GUESS IT MUST BE TRUE WHAT PEOPLE SAY
THAT SOME OF US ARE MEANT TO PAY

MY NAME IS STEVE
I HAVEN’T HAD A FRIEND IN 40 YEARS
WELCOME TO THE GROUP, STEVE

YOU AVOID ME, I AVOID YOU
BOTH OF US FEEL ILL AT EASE
REINFORCING THE DISCOMFORT
I GROW WEAKER AT THE KNEES
BOTH OF US FEEL ILL AT EASE

PLAYING BACK THOSE AWKWARD MOMENTS
NO ESCAPING, NEVER FREE
ON MY MIND AND ON REWIND 
EVERY SCENE, INDIGNITY

MY NAME IS STEVE
I HAVEN’T HAD A FRIEND IN 40 YEARS
WELCOME TO THE GROUP, STEVE!

WHAT YOU’RE SEEING ISN’T SMUGNESS
WHAT YOU SEE, IN FACT, IS SHAME
ORCHESTRATE MY OWN DURESS
ULTIMATELY, I’M TO BLAME

ROUND AND ROUND IT GOES:

YOU AVOID ME, I AVOID YOU
BOTH OF US FEEL ILL AT EASE
REINFORCING THE DISCOMFORT
I GROW WEAKER AT THE KNEES
AND THEN I FREEZE

MY NAME IS STEVE
I HAVEN’T HAD A FRIEND IN 40 YEARS
WELCOME TO THE GROUP, STEVE!

My Name Is Steve, I Haven't Had A Friend In 40 Years (WELCOME TO NO FRIENDS ANONYMOUS)

The Amyl Nitrate Quartet is a bit tongue-in-cheek, slightly satirical, off the wall, zany, quirky, experimental, a bit punky, a bit funky, neither one thing or the other, accidentally fusing a multitude of genres!

UGLY AS SIN


YOU MUST POSSESS
A BEAUTY WITHIN
YOU MUST HAVE BEEN A BEAUTIFUL BABY
CAUSE NOW YOU ARE UGLY AS SIN

YOU MUST HAVE BEEN
A PHOTOGRAPHER’S DREAM
THAT RIDICULOUS CHIN
AND THE CHEEKIEST GRIN

YOU MUST HAVE HAD A SMILE THAT COULD WIN
SEND A HEART IN A SPIN
PAIR OF EYES THAT COULD SWIM
AND THE SOFTEST OF SKIN

I MUST CONFESS I WAS YOUR NUMBER ONE FAN
BUT THEN YOUR BODY CLOCK SHE WENT CRAZY
AND YOU JUST SWELLED LIKE A DAMN

YOU USE TO BE A WOW WITH THE MEN
BUT THEN THE SWELLING BEGAN
KINDA RUINED THE TAN

IT MUST HAVE WIPED THE SMILE OF YOUR CLOCK
LEFT YOUR BOX WITHOUT LOCKS
GIVE YOUR SHELL SUCH A SHOCK
AND YOUR EGO A KNOCK

YOU MUST POSSESS
A BEAUTY WITHIN
YOU MUST HAVE BEEN A BEAUTIFUL BABY
BUT NOW YOU ARE STRIPPED OF YOUR SKIN

YOU MUST HAVE BEEN
A BEAM OF THE SUN
BUT YOU GREW TO BECOME
THE ONE PEOPLE WILL SHUN

YOU MUST HAVE SUFFERED SEVERAL SHOCKS
WITH THE LOSS OF YOUR LOCKS
FROM THE TOP OF YOUR BOX
WIPED THE SMILE OF YOUR CLOCK

YOU MUST POSSESS
A BEAUTY WITHIN
YOU MUST HAVE BEEN A BEAUTIFUL BABY
CAUSE NOW YOU ARE UGLY AS SIN


YOU MUST HAVE BEEN
A PHOTOGRAPHER’S DREAM
WITH YOUR MAGNETIC BEAM
AS WIDE AS A SCREEN

YOU MUST HAVE SUNK A COUPLE OF SHIPS
WHEN YOU WIGGLED YOUR HIPS
WHEN YOU PUCKERED YOUR LIPS
AND SPAT OUT THE PIPS

BREAK

YOU MUST POSSESS
A BEAUTY WITHIN
YOU MUST HAVE BEEN A BEAUTIFUL BABY
CAUSE NOW YOU ARE UGLY AS SIN

YOU MUST HAVE BEEN
A PHOTOGRAPHERS DREAM
WITH YOUR MAGNETIC BEAM
AS WIDE AS THE SCREEN

YOU MUST HAVE SUNK A COUPLE OF SHIPS
WHEN YOU WIGGLED YOUR HIPS
WHEN YOU PUCKERED YOUR LIPS
AND MADE WITH THE QUIPS

I MUST MAKE TESTS
EXAMINE YOUR SCAN
YOU MAY HAVE BEEN THE CONSUMATE LADY
BUT YOU HAVE THE MOUTH OF A MAN

YOU MUST HAVE BEEN
A BUNDLE OF FUN
LIKE ATTILA THE HUN
NEVER SHORT OF A PUN

YOU EVEN REINVENTED THE RAP
WITH YOUR FREUDIAN SLIPS
WITH A SHOWER OF SPIT
OF YOUR TONGUE WORDS WOULD TRIP

YOU MUST CONFESS
YOU’RE ONE HELL OF A MESS
YOU MAY HAVE BEEN THE BONNIEST BABY
BUT NOW YOU ARE TWO TON LIKE TESS



YOU’VE JUST BEGUN
TO PILE ON THE FLESH
WILL YOU BLOCK OUT THE SUN
WELL IT’S ANYONE’S GUESS

YOU USE TO STRUT YOUR STUFF WITH THE BEST
NOW YOUR THIGHS HAVE GONE WEST
NOW THERE’S MORE TO LOVE LESS
YOU EXPLODE FROM A DRESS

I MUST CONFESS I WAS YOUR NUMBER ONE FAN
BUT THEN YOUR BODY CLOCK SHE WENT CRAZY
AND YOU JUST SWELLED LIKE A DAM

YOU USE TO BE A WOW WITH THE MEN
BUT THE SWELLING BEGAN
KINDA RUINED THE TAN

IT MUST HAVE WIPED THE SMILE OF YOUR CLOCK
LEFT YOUR BOX WITHOUT LOCKS
GIVE YOUR SHELL SUCH A SHOCK
AND YOUR EGO A KNOCK

UGLY AS SIN

The audience my music can reach is limited by my no boundaries, on the fly, go with the flow, unruly approach; it means occasional tracks will appeal to those with particular tastes, but all of it will appeal to the select few who like anything different!

COULD BE THE WORST NEWS SINCE NAGASAKI

A SINGLE MOMENT OF CLARITY;
MEMORIES LIKE WAVES OF THE SEA
RETURNING YOU TO A PLACE AND TIME:
A CHAPTER STEEPED IN MISERY

WHEN YOU'RE ALL ALONE
YOU THINK ABOUT THE THINGS YOU SHOULD NOT HAVE DONE
YOU THINK ABOUT THE THINGS YOU SHOULD NEVER HAVE SAID

AND THEN YOU THINK ABOUT WHAT'S BUGGING YOU
ABOUT ALL THOSE DREAMS THAT DIDN'T COME TRUE
THOSE CRUSHED EMOTIONS YOU CAN NEVER RENEW
AND ALL THOSE PRECIOUS THINGS IN LIFE
THAT NEVER CAME INTO VIEW

THIS FINGERPOINTING MENTALITY
SLUR ON HUMAN DIGNITY
UNRELENTING TORMENTOR BY NIGHT AND DAY
DISTURBING, PERVERTING, YOUR PERSONALITY

YOUR PERS....YOUR PERS....YOUR PERSONALITY
YOUR PERSONALITY
YOUR PERS....YOUR PERS....YOUR PERSONALITY
YOUR PERSONALITY

TO....TO....TO....BE YOU....FOR ETERNITY
COULD BE THE WORST NEWS SINCE NAGASAKI
IT'S THE REVERSE....OF A FANTASY
A FAMILY CURSE....TIMES INFINITY

OH....NOT JUST A MILLSTONE....WITHOUT RESPECT
THE KIND OF CURSE THAT YOU DON'T EXPECT
LAST IN THE QUEUE, BUT THE FIRST SUSPECT
TO WAKE EACH DAWN, BUT TO NO EFFECT

TIME TO REFLECT ON....YOUR OWN SHIPWRECK
ALL OF THOSE MEMORIES YOU CAN'T PROTECT
THOSE BRIEF ENCOUNTERS NEVER DID AMOUNT
TO ANYTHING THAT YOU COULD EVER SHOUT ABOUT

YOUR PERS....YOUR PERS....YOUR PERSONALITY
YOUR PERSONALITY
YOUR PERS....YOUR PERS....YOUR PERSONALITY
YOUR PERSONALITY

YOUR PERS....YOUR PERS....YOUR PERSONALITY
YOUR PERSONALITY
YOUR PERS....YOUR PERS....YOUR PERSONALITY
YOUR PERSONALITY

TO....TO....TO....BE YOU....FOR ETERNITY
COULD BE THE WORST NEWS SINCE NAGASAKI
IT'S THE REVERSE....OF A FANTASY
A FAMILY CURSE....TIMES INFINITY

TO....TO....TO....BE YOU....FOR ETERNITY
COULD BE THE WORST NEWS SINCE NAGASAKI

Why Leave Feedback?
#HYPE from other musicians is a whole lot more effective than #HYPING yourself!
If I come and listen to your stuff and leave feedback will you do the same for me? I’m not looking for follows and likes, which achieve nothing on their own; I’m talking #GENUINE listens and GENUINE feedback!
LET’S GET BACK INTO THE HABIT OF SWAPPING SUPPORT; everyone loses when we snub each other’s music!

COULD BE THE WORST NEWS SINCE NAGASAKI

The audience my music can reach is limited by my no boundaries, on the fly, go with the flow, unruly approach; it means occasional tracks will appeal to those with particular tastes, but all of it will appeal to the select few who like anything different!

JULIAN ASSANGE AND THE WIKILEAKS


JULIAN ASSANGE AND THE....WIKILEAKS
RIPPED ANOTHER PAGE OUT OF....OUT OF HISTORY
ALL THE WORLD'S A STAGE AND IT'S....FULL OF CREEPS
POLITICIANS GAGE PLAYING.....HIDE AND SEEK

JULIAN ASSANGE AND THE....WIKILEAKS
RIPPED ANOTHER PAGE OUT OF....OUT OF HISTORY
ALL THE WORLD'S A STAGE AND IT'S....FULL OF CREEPS
POLITICIANS GAGE PLAYING.....HIDE AND SEEK

EVERYBODY SAYS IT'S A MYSTERY
THE END OF EVERY DAY BRINGS A TRAGEDY
THE SEER AND SAGE CALL IT PROPHECY
BUT EVERY WOE CONVEYS WARPED PHILOSOPHY

WE MAKE THE SAME MISTAKES
ONCE MORE, THE SAME MISTAKE WE MADE TEN TIMES BEFORE
AND WE LOVE TO BREAK OUR OWN LAWS

INVENTING WARS
A GROUNDLESS CAUSE
SOMETHING TO ABHORE
OUR ALLIES, WE IMPLORE
TAKE UP TWO-BY-FOURS
AND EVEN UP THE SCORE

JULIAN....ASSANGE
JULIAN ASSANGE
JULIAN....ASSANGE

JULIAN ASSANGE AND THE WIKILEAKS
TRY TO WRITE A SONG ABOUT ONCE A WEEK
BUT ONCE WE'VE LIT THE BONG, WE ACCEPT DEFEAT
SO EVEN WHEN IT'S LONG IT'S SHORT AND SWEET

,JULIAN ASSANGE AND THE WIKILEAKS
TRIED TO RIGHT A WRONG IN CHIC BOUTIQUE
DING BECAME A DONG, THEN IT GOT DOWNBEAT
AND NAUGHTY THINGS WERE SAID THAT WE CAN'T REPEAT

JULIAN ASSANGE AND THE WIKILEAKS
DIGGING FOR EXCRETION, VISIT FLEET STREET
TRY TO CHANGE THE SHEETS, CHANGE THE WAY SHEEP BLEAT
BUT THE COUNTERFEIT DECEIT OF THE INDISCREET....THE INDISCREET
....JULIAN
FUELED BY SELF-CONCEIT
....ASSANGE....JULIAN
POST THE KILLER TWEET
....JULIAN
THE GUTTERPRESS MAKE MINCEMEAT
....ASSANGE....JULIAN
THROUGH CELLULITE-TYPE BROADSHEETS
...JULIAN

THE WIKILEAKS OF JULIAN ASSANGE
....ASSANGE....JULIAN
HAVE BREACHED THE WHITEHOUSE AND THE UNIVERSE BEYOND
...JULIAN
A WORLD SO GULLIBLE, SO EASILY CONNED
....ASSANGE....JULIAN
SOMETHING....SOMETHING....SOMETHING....SOMETHING....SOMETHING....MELANGE
....JULIAN

FAR-REACHING CONSEQUENCES, RIGHTING OF WRONGS
....ASSANGE....JULIAN
COME SEE THE WORLD THROUGH THE EYES OF A BLONDE
....JULIAN
THE STENCH OF PEACECRIMES; DIPLOMATIC PING-PONG
....ASSANGE....JULIAN
THE LULL OF PEACETIME IS AS BRIEF AS THIS SONG
....JULIAN

JULIAN....JULIE....JULIE....JULIE....ASSANGE....JULIAN
EVERY LAND IS THE CRADLE OF HYPOCRISY...JULIAN....JULIE....JULIE....JULIAN
BUNGLED POLICY AND THE PLANS THAT GO ASTRAY
JULIAN....JULIE....JULIE....JULIE....ASSANGE....JULIAN
WHERE FALLING TO ONES KNEES IS AS EASY AS YOU PLEASE
JULIAN....JULIE....JULIE....JULIE....ASSANGE....JULIAN
AND WHEN WE'RE TOLD TO KILL WE'RE SO EAGER TO OBEY

JULIAN ASSANGE....AND THE WIKILEAKS
JULIAN....ASSANGE....AND THE WIKILEAKS
JULIAN ASSANGE....AND THE WIKILEAKS
JULIAN....ASSANGE....AND THE WIKILEAKS

Why Leave Feedback?
#HYPE from other musicians is a whole lot more effective than #HYPING yourself!
If I come and listen to your stuff and leave feedback will you do the same for me? I’m not looking for follows and likes, which achieve nothing on their own; I’m talking #GENUINE listens and GENUINE feedback!
LET’S GET BACK INTO THE HABIT OF SWAPPING SUPPORT; everyone loses when we snub each other’s music!

JULIAN ASSANGE AND THE WIKILEAKS

The audience my music can reach is limited by my no boundaries, on the fly, go with the flow, unruly approach; it means occasional tracks will appeal to those with particular tastes, but all of it will appeal to the select few who like anything different!

KING KONG (HE’S A BIG MUTHA)


KING KONG (HE’S A BIG MOTHER)

KONG….WOOH

RKO RADIO; I KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE

KING KONG….WOOH

I KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE

MOTHER HE WAS BIG….MOTHER HE
HANDS AS BIG AS A HOUSE….HANDS AS BIG AS A HOUSE
BUT FAY DIDN’T TWIG….BUT FAY, SHE DIDN’T TWIG
THOUGHT SHE WAS A MOUSE….THOUGHT SHE WAS A MOUSE

KONG….OH YEAH….HE’S A BIG MOTHER
KING KONG….WOOH….HE’S A BIG MOTHER
KING KONG….WOOH….OH YEAH
RKO RADIO--KING KONG--I KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE
KONG--RKO RADIO--KING KONG--I KNOW

HE’S A SUCKER FOR CHICKS
WITH FLAPPING LIPS
AND ONE BREAST BIGGER
THAN THE UDDER

TURNED ON BY TICKS
HE PICKS AND HE LICKS
TILL SHE QUIVERS IN HIS GRIP,
AND SHUDDERS

CUE ARABIAN PROVERB:

AND LO,
THE BEAST LOOKED UPON THE FACE OF BEAUTY…..KING KONG
AND STAYED ITS HAND FROM KILLING….NEW YORK EXCLUDED….KONG
AND FROM THAT DAY….KING KONG….WOOH
HE WAS AS ONE DEAD

KING KONG….WOOH
RKO RADIO—KING KONG—I KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE
KONG—RKO RADIO—KING KONG—I KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE

CARL ‘LION’S DEN’ DENHAM
HE’S ON THE LEVEL
NO FUNNY BUSINESS
WITH AN EYE FOR MAYHEM

WHEN OLD KING KONG,
HE THREW A TANTRUM
CARL DENHAM SHOT HIM
WITH A GAS GUN

KONG….OH YEAH….HE’S A BIG MOTHER
KING KONG….WOOH….OH YEAH
KONG….OH YEAH….HE’S A BIG MOTHER
KING KONG….WOOH….OH YEAH

BROTHER HE WAS BAD….BROTHER HE
WAS A BIT OF A LOUSE….WAS A BIT OF A LOUSE
BITING BLONDES WAS HIS BAG….BITING BLONDES WAS HIS BAG
CLIMBING BUILDINGS HIS VICE….CLIMBING BUILDINGS HIS….VICE

CLIMBING THE WALLS AGAIN
HE’S CLIMBING THE WALLS AGAIN

KONG….WOOH….RKO RADIO
KING KONG….I KNOW
KONG….WOOH….RKO RADIO
KING KONG….I KNOW

MOTHER HE WAS BIG….MOTHER HE
HANDS AS BIG AS A HOUSE….HANDS AS BIG AS A HOUSE
BUT FAY DIDN’T TWIG….BUT FAY, SHE DIDN’T TWIG
THOUGHT SHE WAS A MOUSE….THOUGHT SHE WAS A MOUSE

KONG….OH YEAH
HE’S A BIG MOTHER
KING KONG….WOOH
HE’S A BIG MOTHER
KING KONG….WOOH
OH YEAH

THINKS TRAIN IS A TOOTHPICK…EATS THE WHOLE DARN TRAIN
AND HE PICKS AT HIS GREENS….HE PICKS AT HIS GREENS?
THREE SHREDDIES FOR BREAKFAST….THREE SHREDDIES FOR BREAKFAST?
AND BOWL FULL OF BEINZ….WHAT, A WHOLE ONE?
….HUMAN, THAT IS!

AND LO,
THE BEAST LOOKED UPON THE FACE OF BEAUTY
AND STAYED ITS HAND FROM KILLING
AND FROM THAT DAY,
HE WAS AS ONE DEAD

KING KONG
RKO RADIO….KING KONG….I KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE
KONG…..RKO RADIO….KING KONG
I KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE

HE LOOK AND HE LOOK….HE’S GUNNING FOR YOU
ALL OVER THE PLACE….HE’S GUNNING FOR YOU
SOMEONE HAS STOLEN….HE’S GUNNING FOR YOU
ANN DARROW HIS SPOUSE

RKO RADIO I KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE!

KONG….OH YEAH
HE’S A BIG MOTHER
KING KONG….WOOH
HE’S A BIG MOTHER
KING KONG….WOOH
OH YEAH

MANHATTAN WAS MAD….SHE’S GUNNING FOR YOU
TOOK A POP AT THE CAD….SHE’S GUNNING FOR YOU
BITE THIS BIGGLES SAID….SHE’S GUNNING FOR YOU
AND DRILLED HOLES THROUGH HIS HEAD….SHE’S GUNNING FOR YOU

Why Leave Feedback?
#HYPE from other musicians is a whole lot more effective than #HYPING yourself!
If I come and listen to your stuff and leave feedback will you do the same for me? I’m not looking for follows and likes, which achieve nothing on their own; I’m talking #GENUINE listens and GENUINE feedback!
LET’S GET BACK INTO THE HABIT OF SWAPPING SUPPORT; everyone loses when we snub each other’s music!

KING KONG (HE'S A BIG MUTHA)

The audience my music can reach is limited by my no boundaries, on the fly, go with the flow, unruly approach; it means occasional tracks will appeal to those with particular tastes, but all of it will appeal to the select few who like anything different!

I LOVE IT WHEN YOU EAT ME

HELLO MR APPETITE
I WILL BE YOUR MEAL
I LOVE IT WHEN YOU EAT ME
YOU CAN MAKE ME SQUEAL
SQUEAL WITH DELIGHT
AHH UMM JUST RIGHT

MUST THINK ABOUT YOUR OFFER!
CAN YOU SATISFY MY THIRST?
ARE YOU OFFERING ME TWO BITES
OF THE CHERRY IN YOUR PURSE

READ ME I'M AN OPEN BOOK
COME AND TAKE A LOOK
BE CAREFUL NOT TO CREASE THE PAGE
THE BEAST IN ME
SHE'S FEELIN’ CRAZY
SO COME ON LET HER OUT THE CAGE

I WOULD PREFER TO CLIMB INSIDE
THE CAGE, AND SPREAD THEE FAR AND WIDE
ONE LEG GOES EAST, ONE LEG GOES WEST
LET ME BE YOUR ONLY GUEST

YES, DOOBEDO WHAT YOU DO BEST
NO DIAGRAMS I'LL GUESS THE REST
FORGET THE BEAST THAT'S IN YOUR BREAST
AND LET ME FEAST ON ALL THE REST

THE DOOR IS OPEN WIDE
JUST COME INSIDE
I GUESS WE’VE STRUCK A DEAL

I PROMISE NOT TOO FIGHT
I’M YOURS FOR THE NIGHT
YOU CAN MAKE ME SQUEAL

I WANT TO FEEL THE CAGE RATTLE
I WANT TO QUENCH YOUR THIRST
THIS DOESN’T HAVE TO BE A BATTLE
I WANNA MAKE YOU BURST

MAKE ME SQUEAL
SQUEAL WITH DELIGHT
I WANNA SQUEAL
ALL THROUGH THE NIGHT

SQUEAL AHH…

Why Leave Feedback?
#HYPE from other musicians is a whole lot more effective than #HYPING yourself!
If I come and listen to your stuff and leave feedback will you do the same for me? I’m not looking for follows and likes, which achieve nothing on their own; I’m talking #GENUINE listens and GENUINE feedback!
LET’S GET BACK INTO THE HABIT OF SWAPPING SUPPORT; everyone loses when we snub each other’s music!

I LOVE IT WHEN YOU EAT ME

The audience my music can reach is limited by my no boundaries, on the fly, go with the flow, unruly approach; it means occasional tracks will appeal to those with particular tastes, but all of it will appeal to the select few who like anything different!

THREE DIFFERENT PLACES

I BROKE HER ARM
IN THREE DIFFERENT PLACES
MANCHESTER, BIRMINGHAM AND LEEDS
SHE’S THE SAME GIRL
WITH THREE DIFFERENT FACES
LORETTA, LORRAINE & LOUISE

I BROKE HER ARM
IN THREE DIFFERENT PLACES
MANCHESTER, BIRMINGHAM AND LEEDS
SHE’S THE SAME GIRL
WITH THREE DIFFERENT FACES
LORETTA, LORRAINE & LOUISE

I TRIED TO CATCH HER EYE
WHEN SHE THREW IT MY WAY
BUT INTENTION AND THE ACT
CAME UNSTUCK AGAIN

SHE STIRS SOMETHING IN ME
BUT I’M NOT HER CUP OF TEA
SHE’S STRICTLY PG
AND AFRAID OF MEN

SHE LOVES TO MAKE A SCENE
MARK THE PLACES WHERE SHE’S BEEN
TURNING FACES BOTTLE GREEN
WITH HER SICK SCENTS

ONE WHIFF OF HER PERFUME
CAN FUMIGATE A ROOM
NEUTRALISE A NASTY NIFF
IN AN INSTANT

I BROKE HER ARM
IN THREE DIFFERENT PLACES
MANCHESTER, BIRMINGHAM AND LEEDS
SHE’S THE SAME GIRL
WITH THREE DIFFERENT FACES
LORETTA, LORRAINE & LOUISE

I DON’T KNOW WHICH ONE TO KISS
I DON’T KNOW WHICH ONE TO CUSS
I DON’T KNOW WHICH ONE TO KISS

TAKING THINGS
FAR TO LITERALLY
LEADS TO OBSURDITY
MAKES HER
HER OWN WORST ENEMY

WHEN TOLD IN PLASTIC SURGERY:
“YOU CAN PICK YOUR NOSE FOR FREE”
SHE RAMMED TWO DIGITS UP
JUST FOR POSTERITY

I DON’T KNOW WHICH ONE TO KISS
I DON’T KNOW WHICH ONE TO CUSS
I DON’T KNOW WHICH ONE TO KISS
I DON’T KNOW WHICH ONE TO CUSS

I BROKE HER ARM
IN THREE DIFFERENT PLACES
MANCHESTER, BIRMINGHAM AND LEEDS
SHE’S THE SAME GIRL
WITH THREE DIFFERENT FACES
LORETTA, LORRAINE & LOUISE

SHE’S A CONUNDRUM
WRAPPED IN CONFUSION

Why Leave Feedback?
#HYPE from other musicians is a whole lot more effective than #HYPING yourself!
If I come and listen to your stuff and leave feedback will you do the same for me? I’m not looking for follows and likes, which achieve nothing on their own; I’m talking #GENUINE listens and GENUINE feedback!
LET’S GET BACK INTO THE HABIT OF SWAPPING SUPPORT; everyone loses when we snub each other’s music!

THREE DIFFERENT PLACES

The audience my music can reach is limited by my no boundaries, on the fly, go with the flow, unruly approach; it means occasional tracks will appeal to those with particular tastes, but all of it will appeal to the select few who like anything different!

Why Leave Feedback?
#HYPE from other musicians is a whole lot more effective than #HYPING yourself!
If I come and listen to your stuff and leave feedback will you do the same for me? I’m not looking for follows and likes, which achieve nothing on their own; I’m talking #GENUINE listens and GENUINE feedback!
LET’S GET BACK INTO THE HABIT OF SWAPPING SUPPORT; everyone loses when we snub each other’s music!

GO AHEAD, MAKE MY DAY (MAKE THE BED)

The audience my music can reach is limited by my no boundaries, on the fly, go with the flow, unruly approach; it means occasional tracks will appeal to those with particular tastes, but all of it will appeal to the select few who like anything different!

MEAN EYE...LAZY EYE

YOU HAVE A MEAN EYE
I HAVE A LAZY EYE
YOU HAVE A THIRD EYE
BORING INTO EVERY MIND

YOU HAVE A MEAN EYE
I HAVE A LAZY EYE
YOU HAVE A THIRD EYE

TWO EYES THAT FAIL TO SEE
TWO EARS REFUSE TO HEAR
ONE MIND, ENCLOSED AND WEAK
TWO LIPS AFRAID TO SPEAK

TWO MINDS THAT NEVER MEET
ONE EGO THAT FAILED TO LEAP
ONE VOICE, THE VOICE OF SHEEP
ONE THOUGHT, A SILENT BLEAT

YOU HAVE A MEAN EYE
I HAVE A LAZY EYE
YOU HAVE A THIRD EYE

BREAK

TWO HANDS EXTEND AND GREET
TWO ARMS ADMIT DEFEAT
TWO LIMBS THAT WON'T COMPETE
ONE FLESH WITH TWO LEFT FEET

TWO FACED, BUT ONE DECEIT
FORK TONGUES, AND DOGS IN HEAT
ONE SOUL THAT WEARS CONCEIT
NO SENSE, A WORLD ASLEEP

YOU HAVE A MEAN EYE
I HAVE A LAZY EYE
YOU HAVE A THIRD EYE

Why Leave Feedback?
#HYPE from other musicians is a whole lot more effective than #HYPING yourself!
If I come and listen to your stuff and leave feedback will you do the same for me? I’m not looking for follows and likes, which achieve nothing on their own; I’m talking #GENUINE listens and GENUINE feedback!
LET’S GET BACK INTO THE HABIT OF SWAPPING SUPPORT; everyone loses when we snub each other’s music!

MEAN EYE LAZY EYE

ACID HOUSE OF ILL REPUTE

IT'S JUST THE WORLD'S EFFECT

QUASI-ORCHESTRAL MANOEUVRE IN THE PARK AFTER DARK

CHARLTON HESTON'S COLD DEAD HANDS

Don't let the doubts creep in when your world is closing in. It's the demons preying, seeking to eat you alive. Face the reckoning and gather the strength to save what once mattered before it is too late and you lose everything.

Reckoning

VOYAGE OF THE SATELLITE

THE AMYL NITRATE QUARTET

The Amyl Nitrate Quartet is a bit tongue-in-cheek, slightly satirical, off the wall, zany, quirky, experimental, a bit punky, a bit funky, neither one thing or the other, accidentally fusing a multitude of genres!