Alternative, weird, outsider, post-psych punk. UK whiskeyclone. Kind of sounds like a battered and traumatised Art Brut or Yummy Fur or something kind of like that but also not. Laughing in the face of adversity.

The Flakeometer is out of range EP

Please help me to inspire Ade to reopen his line of Wesley Willis t-shirts. Mine wore out. I need a new one. Thanks Wesley so much for your pure and uninhibited authenticity. Thank goodness that you were around when you were and also thank goodness for the random people I sometimes meet who seem to embody a similar spirit to you. It was only last weekend I was lucky enough to meet an old lady, a 'cancerian' called Diana, who sang Doors songs with me at the market. Thank you, I understood and good luck. She understood the 'flake.' Back to this song, it's a true story and if I hadn't have made this, Ade's head might have exploded like when we was at Krakatoa in the famous picture. this kind of joke is warped innit. Will someone please design me a 'this kind of joke is warped t-shirt?' Ade, I'm looking at you but I know you're busy. I love my friend Ade and all my friends, it kills me so bad that life cut me off for so long and seems to be trying to perform a checkmate, but at least there is still the gag, the joke, even if it's warped. As long as there is even a trace of it, a remnant, that's enough to carry on. PS. I'm serious about trying to find the Canadian lady who wanted to buy a bulk order of Wesley Willis shirts for her shop. If this song ever found her, I would literally buy Ade the cable so he could access his old computer for the design, get a t-shirt press, and press them myself and this time take the details down correctly and ship em out. thank you. love greybagZ and the bugman. this is a song, a celebration of 'the gag', friendship, the flake and not giving a fuck.

This kind of joke is warped (in dedication to Wesley Willis)

it could have been all sooo different. just got to stick with the BA (Banter anonymous) sessions and it'll be ok...

Banter Of The Opera

Bugman and greybagz got the band back together. Outsider, alternative punk straight out of Croydon, South London. The flakeometer reading is 'out of range' and to make sense of that, this song must be sung. 

The Flakeometer is out of range

2020 casualty

jamming along with Vis the Spoon on his bottomless brunch in January 2025. give me back me brain ! . @%!

Can I sample your Barcode Debacle? (Feat Vis the Spoon)

Big thanks to Sayles, Ben and Pet Grotesque for their speaking samples.

Colesmead Path

'The flakeometer is out of range' playlist is the latest EP. 🥴 DIY alternative post-punk indie chaos from Croydon, South London, formed of Bugman on vocals, greybagz on guitar, Corporal Glain on synths, Bramble on bass and Bobby Sacamano on drums. ultimate one chip pony; Human Bean's aren't designed to flake for so long…

Can I sample your Barcode Debacle? (Feat Vis the Spoon)

The Barcode Debacle