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mashups

fucking memes

best of yes's

Random Song #4

An interview with a little boy quickly spirals out of control. Chaos ensues. My brain is still leaking.

THE PATRIOTIC RISE OF LIL' JEFFY

Arch Linux

I suddenly felt compelled to record this. It's been overdone, and reposted far too often over the years, but people always asked me to do it, so I figured why the hell not.





***What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.***

Navy Seal copypasta

sie sind das essen und wir sind die jäger

(track art by Esa http://esabelleryngin.tumblr.com/ )

Scary Titans and Nice Jaegers

Avicii & Ylvis - the FOX LE7ELZ (ULTIMATE MIKS)

TALKIN' BOUT FAST FOOD COMMERCIALS

i don't actually remember recording this. i had a very bad fever. i think i actually died. i'm pretty sure i'm a ghost now. pray 4 me.

DANCING WITH CHEESEBURGERS

Imagen seinfeld theme song made new for the 2013st century, still comedy show on NBC. What if?

download: http://cl.ly/2e1H0b2p1i3L

Download

What if seinfeld theme song still on TV today?

Evangelos

this is an incredibly easy funny dick comedy and i wouldnt be surprised if someone made it already

download at http://xarlable.bandcamp.com/

why are you on soundcloud at christmas eve

Come on guys its 2014 time for some new fucking jokes already

Riversax

THERE IS NO ESCAPE.

To read along, click here: http://i.imgur.com/MZbLipS.jpg

You are trapped in a world of CHICKEN NUGGERS.

inspired by our lord and saviour @doyoufeelitnowmrkrabs

song of weed.wav (do not support weed legalisation)

my EXPERIMETAL jUNGLE remix of Snoop doggy's SMoke weed every day (WORK IN PROGRISE!!!!!!!

Smoke Weed EVeryday (Expiremential Jungle Remix!)

ＲＯＢＯＨＯＥ

Seth Grips - Yes Love Family Guy

Best dubstep or whatever i dont care

Holla if you hear Bowser

I Kill

got a head of funny hair and a turbocharged favstar

Funny Test

in the name of the moon i will drop the bass

track art by shoona http://shoona.tumblr.com/

Moonright In

my main boy dilly F on the track with this bad boy comin' atcha HUH

song of weed.wav (do not support weed legalisation)

Dream Scheme