Name: This Week in Canada #10 by thefinaledition in This Week in Canada
Duration: 3 min 39 s
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This Week in Canada #10

Florida Woman
A love song about a Florida Woman looking for her perfect Florida Man (with all real headlines) 
I’m Samantha Jane Gurewitz

@samsweets on Twitter/insta/TikTok
Samanthajanegurewitz.com

You can see my playing my original music as myself and as Slovenian europop Star Gën on Gën’s Bootie Earthquake Show! At the pack theater every 5th Friday, and during quarantine on the Pack’s twitch channel every Friday at 9pm.

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Florida Woman

A Shore Thing (Summer Love in Jersey)
Samantha Jane Gurewitz
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Lyrics:
Saw you on the boardwalk at Seaside Heights
Your smile made my day and also my night
I can tell that your tan isnt real
That doesnt change the way that i feel
You like me, and i think that will do
You’re italian and I am a jew
We both traveled here from states that re New
I’m a shore thing baby, you are too
So fuck me on the beach, just dont get sand in my pussy
I had too many long island iced teas, cuz youre my summer love, summer love in jersey (ooh)
Pick up some condoms at the wawa
I’m in the car youre on the phone with your mom
Hold my hand whie we walk through the sand
Then put it down the front of your sweatpants
So fuck me on the beach, just dont get sand in my pussy
At least youre no chris christie, cuz youre my summer love, summer love in jersey (ooh)
I want you to go down on me
Whie humming cowboy by bon jovi
Ill suck your dick while humming springsteen
Then you can Park it in my like I’m Asbury
So fuck me on the beach, just dont get sand in my pussy
I’m a taylor ham and you are the meat,  cuz youre my summer love, summer love in jersey (ooh)
(No actually you cant get crabs from fucking on a beach, thats a myth)
So fuck me on the beach, just dont get sand in my pussy
I’ll lick your dick like its ice cream, cuz youre my summer love, summer love in jersey (ooh)

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A Shore Thing (Summer Love in Jersey)

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