This week, Liz and Evan are back in the studio and have a big announcement to make before the feature presentation: 1986’s robot slasher CHOPPING MALL! Join them as they reminisce about their own mall experiences, ask existential questions about puppets, debate combustion physics, and incite revolt against our capitalist overlords. 

If you, too, think shopping malls are liminal spaces where time moves differently, then be sure to check out nowscreaming.com, and come visit us on Twitter @nowscreaming. Make sure you rate, review, and subscribe to the podcast… it is podcast, isn’t it? Thank you, have a nice day!

#116: Chopping Mall

It's Halloween once again, and your two smartest and funniest phantom friends are back haunt your timelines! This year things are a little bit different; due to some ghostly disasters our musical Spooktacular will instead be a festive affair, dropping on the final day of spooky season: Christmas Day!

But we wouldn't leave you hanging like the headless horseman's head from under his arm on All Halloween's Hallow's Eve, so join us for a brief Halloween celebration, and a couple of songs from some truly terrifying celebrity guests!

Happy Halloween, and baby, we'll see you on Christmas!

A Halloween Xmas Musical Spooktacular Special Announcement!

This week, Liz and Evan took a listener recommendation and were handsomely rewarded with the 2020 Shudder original ANYTHING FOR JACKSON! Join them as they gush over the film’s fantastic imagery, discuss small-town Satanist cults, and talk nonstop about how great Julian Richings and Sheila McCarthy are. 

If you, too, think old people are kind of inherently scary, then be sure to check out nowscreaming.com, and come visit us on Twitter @nowscreaming. As always, make sure you rate, review, and subscribe to the podcast, but we will not waver no matter how much you beg, so please do not beg. We all have feelings.

#117: Anything For Jackson

Ah, distinctly I remember it was in the bleak December; when Liz and Evan’s misadventure brought them to THE RAVEN’s door. The 1935 Karloff-Lugosi classic, podcasted now, for ever more. Join them as they discuss the film’s connection to the works of Edgar Allan Poe, delight in Bela Lugosi’s bonkers performance as “the sanest man who ever lived,” and ponder the Hays code, torture, and what could possibly qualify as “excessive horror.”

If you, too, love nothing more than horror for horror’s sake, then be sure to check out nowscreaming.com, and come visit us on Twitter @nowscreaming. As always, thou shalt rate and review, thou shalt subscribe, and thou shalt both pit and pendulum.

#118: The Raven

This week, Liz and Evan set sail only to find themselves with a strange sense of deja vu as they explore 2009’s TRIANGLE!  Join them as they debate nap-taking etiquette, ponder the nature of self-fulfilling prophecies, and relish being thrown in the deep end by this twisty film that reminds of us one our favorite roulette picks of all time. 

If, you, too, are a boat bitch, then be sure to check out nowscreaming.com, and come visit us on Twitter @nowscreaming. If they board, make sure you rate, review, and subscribe to the podcast. It’s the only way to get home.

#119: Triangle

This week, Liz and Evan are forced into a heated debate about tough choices as they tackle the Netflix horror film CIRCLE!  Join them as they discuss their history with high school philosophy class debates, ponder the ethics of sacrifice, and get heated about whether or not this movie justified its own existence.

If, you, too, love Twelve Angry Men, then be sure to check out nowscreaming.com, and come visit us on Twitter @nowscreaming. If they board, make sure you rate, review, and subscribe to the podcast. We promise we won’t kill you just for having an opinion.

#120: Circle

This week, Liz and Evan return to Shudder to discover the J-Horror masterpiece NOROI: THE CURSE! Join them as they ponder the mysterious shamanic magic lore, laud the film’s sincere (and sincerely scary) tone, and try to figure out how this film cracks the found-footage formula. 

If, you, too, are worried about ectoplasmic worms, then be sure to check out nowscreaming.com, and come visit us on Twitter @nowscreaming. Don’t forget to rate, review, and subscribe to the podcast - it’s important to appease Kagutaba, or strange things might start happening…

#121: Noroi: The Curse

This week, Liz and Evan stay on Shudder to tackle the supernatural slasher SEANCE! They’re joined by first-time guest Mallory Martin to try to unpack Simon Barrett’s directorial debut. Along the way, they discuss their own history with seances, laud the film’s twists and turns, and debate whether or not schools should have windows (which might be tougher to answer than you think!). 

If, you’ve ever been a part of a toxic teen girl friend group, then be sure to check out nowscreaming.com, and come visit us on Twitter @nowscreaming. Don’t forget to rate, review, and subscribe to the podcast - there might just be a $250,000 scholarship in it for you, if you’re lucky.

#122: Seance

This week, Liz and Evan head over to (HBO) Max to take on an unlikely classic: 1989’s THE FLY II! Join them as they walk through the incredible creative team that brought this monstrosity to life, break some news about violations of ethical research requirements, and end up delighted by how well this disgusting and emotional film holds up next to its classic predecessor.

If you would also still be nice to dogs if you were turned into a gruesome monster, then be sure to check out nowscreaming.com, and come visit us on Twitter @nowscreaming. If you know the magic word, then be sure to rate, review, and subscribe to the podcast - screaming won’t help anyone now.

#123: The Fly II

This week, Liz and Evan break out their sleeping bags and prepare for a pillow fight as they tackle the 2021 remake of SLUMBER PARTY MASSACRE! Join them as they put the film in context of the franchise’s legacy, discuss the intersections between true crime and horror, and laugh out loud at some pretty on-the-nose feminist humor.

If, you, too, think that playing the hot girl is exhausting, then be sure to check out nowscreaming.com, and come visit us on Twitter @nowscreaming. Make sure you rate, review, and subscribe to the podcast, and remember: all dead is too dead.

#124: Slumber Party Massacre (2021)

we have returned, and by we, i mean hannah and our special guest: alyssa! alyssa dropped in to school hannah on some wild werewolf facts and the history of the sexy(?) beast.

in the process, we learn about how one can turn into a werewolf, what the best werewolf movies are, and find out a little too much about hannah's erotic cryptid proclivities. tally-ho!

episode thirteen: werewolves

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episode thirteen: werewolves

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