funny

Chillin The Sequel

ok vocals

Those Few Gems

The best of TMH

everybody does this, right??
chords: D - C - G
last part is D - Am7 - C - G

lyrics:
at the end of the day, when I feel like relaxin'
I whip out my phone and start stalkin' my exes
stalkin' my exes on the internet
yeah, if she's got a twitter, you know that I follow
and if she's got an insta, you know I got around her block
with my alternate accounts, yeah I got alternate accounts
and she didn't count on my alternate accounts
if you're my ex and you're listening to this
I promise you, it's not a threat
I'm just a curious little cat
and I'm gonna stalk you on the internet

I love to stalk you on the internet
I love to see you tryin' to impress all your friends
I love to stalk you on the internet
I love to judge the caliber of guy that you're with
I love to stalk you on the internet
it's so easy to do, it's practically effortless
and I love on your snapchat you've got gps
cause that way I know exactly where you is!
and I can stay far away from you
but still I know exactly what you're up to
is it a healthy thing to do?
no
but tell me you don't do it too

we all stalk our exes on the internet
it's the natural end to modern relationship
we all stalk our exes on the internet
maybe once maybe twice or every night before bed
we all stalk our exes on the internet
and if you're shakin' your head, I think that you're full of shit
cause it's all right there on the internet
and god help you if you're trying to forget

no matter how far away I get
I'm really ever only just a few clicks
I'm gonna see everything you said
I see you when you're lonely and I see you talkin' shit
when I think of all the time that I spent
scrollin' through my phone sittin' up in bed
surely the lowest form of entertainment
it's like reality tv except it's all about my ex

I love your breakdowns
I love your fakeouts
I love your face when
you get your breakouts
I track your mileage
your gingivitis
and when your teeth rot
I take a screenshot

I stalk my exes
woah!

I Stalk My Exes(On the Internet)

another song for that children's album that I am very slowly making.
chords, E7 - A7

lyrics:
the bugs are back! (the bugs are back baby!) x 3
yeah they're back, back
and they're on the attack!
the bugs are back! (the bugs are back baby!) x 3
yeah they're back, back
and they're on the attack!

it's springtime now all the bugs came to life
they crawled outta the earth
and into my night-MARES
I tell you i'm so SCARED
I know they're itty bitty and I know that I don't! care!
what's goin' on in a bug's brain?
why they actin' so strange?
can they even feel pain?
I don't know I only know

the bugs are back! (the bugs are back baby!) x 3
yeah they're back, back
and they're on the attack!
the bugs are back! (the bugs are back baby!) x 3
yeah they're back
and they want you for a snack!

mosquitoes! bitin' my leg!
beetles! makin' me sick!
centipedes! I neva seen one
but if I did
you know you KNOW I'd be screamin'!
ants! now they're not so scary...
but spiders! when their legs get hairy...
I swear if I saw a fairy
I'd think it was a bug and smush it like a berry!

the bugs are back x4
they're livin' in the trees
they're flyin' so free
get away from me
oh bug is a verb and it means you bother me

the war has begun
they outnumber us a million to one
an ant can lift a hundred thousand tons
25 of them and we'll be done

RUN!

the bugs are back x8

The Bugs Are Back!

https://joshuamorse.bandcamp.com/album/chipset-complete

CHIPSET Volume 4

Remember Me

the minute hour
music is I'll Follow Tomorrow / Phantom Thread II & III
by Jonny Greenwood, from the Phantom Thread OST

The Strangerman

Part I - Ghosts (Cinematic Mix)

Visual Collaboration with Mako Miyamoto
http://www.makomiyamoto.com/

Lyrics
You've confessed all you had to do
Youth possessed out of fear that they never had to lose
Are we changing I need you to say that
Tomorrow we're safe from our yesterday

Who are the Ghosts watching over us
Who do we follow when we're lost and we've had enough
Who are the Ghosts watching all of us
Who do we call to know we're not here alone in the dark

Part I - Ghosts (Cinematic Mix) [FREE DOWNLOAD]

There's something weird
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0tdyU_gW6WE

Bustin

Shoppin' For Jesus

Original Sample:
Anri "Goodbye Boogie Dance"

Lynn Minmay

shake dat ahhh

Never To Be Forgotten - The Mustang Years

Let Her Dance

Pavirus

biggie's ass died

Rollin' Rollin' Rollin' Rollin' Gizmo Galaxy

*Updated demo version*
Well this is our first official DEMO release. Full mastered version will be out soon. Hope you enjoy.
Mastered version is slated for release early 2012 in prep for our upcoming EP release mid 2012.

Vocals: Jared K. Nickerson &amp; Hayley Stewart
Production: Paul Aspin &amp; Dead Astronauts
Backing vocals: Delores Kyle
Lyrics: Jared K. Nickerson

Dead Astronauts - Favorite Lover (Dead Astronauts Theme)(demo)

I got me a plaaaaaan
Season 4 - Relay
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Music:
Sam Spence - It's Over There

Lyrics:
do you think i'm happy when i lay in bed at night
do you think i'm happy with the way i live my life
everything i said to you turns out it wasnt true
every night in bed is when i pay for what i do

go ahead tell everybody
all the things you hate about me
i dont care what they think
not with where im goin

soon yes very soon i'll travel far away from here
to a place where all my problems up and disappear

go ahead tell everybody
theres nothing you cant say honey
i dont care what they think
not with where im goin

soon yes very soon im gonna buy myself a gun
press it to my temple test the trigger just for fun
when you hear a boom a splat all followed by a crunch
then youll know how bad i feel for the things ive done

do you think im happy when i lay in bed at night
do you think im happy with the way i live my life
soon you'll get a front row seat to my bloody demise
would that make you happy would it make you feel alive
would it make you happy if i killed myself tonight
Hey!

Do You Think I'm Happy

what does a fuckin' bitch have to do around here to get firebombed??

the minute hour

What This Fuckin' Bitch Doesn't Understand

Lyrics:

I got this big job contract, oh yes
“Can you make cool website for kids?”
“They gotta stick around, yeah, it’s gotta be bliss, 
Hey, I’m tellin’ you again, it’s a website for kids”

I told ‘em no problem, it’s okay, I rock
This kid-stuff is easy and I’m totally on top
Sea creatures, bubbles, colorful beepers
Monster trucks, fanny packs, epic cool preachers

Can I use unlicensed characters from films?
I’m just asking the question, I’m not saying I will
My ultimate goal, and I promise you this:
To make a great and functional website for kids

I’ll design with Skeuomorphs, and make it intuitive
I’ll show these kids who the design king truly is
I’m makin’ it happen, I’ve got so much to flaunt
But oh shit, I’m stuck, I can’t pick out a font

(Things are just not going my way, ugh)

Just tell me what font to pick when I’m making websites for kids
Please help, I’ve got a real big list, gotta narrow it down for this
In over my head a bit, but I’m gonna find the ultimate kid-friendly font
Wanna get the clicks, and make a site that appeals to kids

I take a break and I grab a snack,
I do some yoga, and draw a hot bath
When my head is clear, I’m back at the computer
Gotta make a cool site for these younger users

I’m scrolling through the list, but nothin’ fits
I assumed medieval fonts would be perfect for kids
Calibri don’t work, courier is shit
I add a surfboard, some chips and myriad dips

A bitcoin market, yeah, “great for kids!”
But what font do I use? I’m getting tired of dead ends
I add a cute soldier and a badass fish
I think, “solving this problem is my ultimate wish”

I gaze to the Lord of Fonts in the sky
Yes, I whisper a prayer, a desperate cry
Suddenly, I’m greeted, surprise, by a dancer,
I assume, “hey some wisdom, an arrival of answers”

I’m not gonna tell you what font to use 
You’d better get with the times, you’d better find what’s new
A design battle in a colosseum 
If you figure out my clues, then my friend, you’ve won

I end the call, my heart is racing
I’m punching my brain, it’s the answer I’m chasing
They say a dancer appearing is a real good omen
I’ve got it, eureka, I’ll use times new roman!

We love that font, we use it a bunch
We need it in our lives, we just can’t get enough
Excitement and delight when we’re visiting your
Website

Times New Roman is awesome

Just tell me what font to pick when I’m making websites for kids
Please help, I’ve got a real big list, gotta narrow it down for this
In over my head a bit, but I’m gonna find the ultimate kid-friendly font
Wanna get the clicks, and make a real nice site for kids

Just tell me what font to pick when I’m making websites for kids
Please help, I’ve got a real big list, gotta narrow it down for this
In over my head a bit, but I’m gonna find the ultimate kid-friendly font
Wanna get the clicks, and make a site that appeals to kids

I found the right font for kids

Just Tell Me What Font to Pick (When I'm Making Websites for Kids)

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1000 gecs

money machine

the minute hour

lyrics:
big yellow schoolbus
all the kiddies get on
that freakin thing's taking them to school, as they do

I cant help but thinkin
theres no way there's not a single stinkin kid
on that bus ain't got the flu
which means

soon, I'll be livin in coronaville
yes I will be livin in a coronaville
and I'm not thrilled,
but there's nothin I can do
there's nothin I can say to you
I need my mail forwarded to
corona HQ

I'm gonna get it

there's somethin I should mention
somethin not far from my thoughts
I think about it a lot
as a man of 27
coronavirus is not
gonna make me drop

the rate of mortality only really goes up when you're 70 or older
and that's already pretty old
now everyone's warnin me
they're tellin me I should quarantine
maybe I will, maybe I won't

yo gonna geddit

Coronaville (Yogonnageddit)

Sadder, Happier - The Box Room Recordings

Sad Happy (Acoustic)

Not mine, like in title it is Brett Domino's song
link for the youtube ver:
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=MgMwphJECVY

Bin Guy - Brett Domino (song of 3 letter words only)

Do U Wanna Feel My Love

This song may cause frank and uncomfortable discussions with your friends and family members.

B - A - E (chords)

lyrics:
this song sounds terrible to pedophiles
only pedophiles
this song sounds terrible to pedophiles
only pedophiles
yes this song will sound terrible to you
if you identify, as a pedophile
and if you say "hey that's not my style,
I just don't like this song"
that's a pedophile in denial!

this song sounds terrible to pedophiles,
only pedophiles
this song sounds terrible to pedophiles
only pedophiles
if you dream of catchin a plane to 
pedophile island
then you won't like it
that's a 100% guarantee from me
I did the research, I got a bibliography

I took a survey
of my closest friends
and the ones who don't like this song
they like fuckin' kids
they fuck kids
they fuck kids
I stopped being their friend
cause of what they did!

I took a head count
of all my work buddies
and the ones who told me my
SINGIN WAS SHITTAYY, THEYY
fuck kids
they fuck kids
I have evidence
I release it, when it's appropriate

this song sounds terrible to pedophiles
only pedophiles
this song sounds terrible to pedophiles
only pedophiles
if you dream of catchin' a plane to 
pedophile island, then you won't like it
and if you say "hey, it's not my style,
I just don't like your song"
WRONG!

you're a pedophile
I think you're a dirty pedophile
if you don't like song, it's cause wanna bone a child
and for you that may be cool but for me it's not

if you can't groove to this, it's cause you're groomin' kids
if you can't groove to this, it's cause you're groomin'
you're groomin a kid! (oo!)
(that's not cool)
(that's not cool)

This Song Sounds Terrible

TRACK BY: @imnotasalmon
ART BY: pokopakku#3393
CHARACTER: Coraline

[ SOURCES ] 

Fantastic Mr. Fox - Boggis, Bunce & Bean (Stop Motion) 
Elena Siegman - Shockwave (Horror)

POWER COLOR: AZURE

STRENGTHS: The wit of a girl in her early-to-mid-teens.

WEAKNESSES: ...The ego of a girl in her early-to-mid-teens.

Where has this spunky young lady ended up now? Caro- er, Coraline, seems to have a knack for entering cryptid, horrifying realms. She’ll stay, but this girl’s got trust issues from the last time she trusted people from different dimensions. The last time she’s been in a place like this, she had to kill her mom. Well, it wasn’t really her mom, but… well, no matter.

Sources:

-ANY MEDIA from the horror and/or stop motion genre
(Coraline, Nightmare Before Christmas)
(SAW film franchise, Resident Evil franchise, Nightmare on Elm Street, Dead by Daylight)
(Hylics, Gumby, Fantastic Mr. Fox, Wallace & Grommet)

-Dark childrens’ media, as well as dark rumors and moments from childrens’ media
(Invader Zim, Courage the Cowardly Dog, Squidward’s Suicide)

-Music referencing childhood, and family
(Welcome To the Black Parade, Good Riddance, Janie’s Got a Gun, Somewhere I Belong, As Your Father I Expressly Forbid It)

The Bugs Are Back!

The Minute Hour