This is the "Spamton The Salesman Of All Things" replacement for our 111% AU, "Deltarune: The Different Puppet". Who knows?!?!

You turn the corner to see a buglike creature-- holding a mug of hot cocoa in one spindly talon, trying to return various snack bags to their shelves with the other, and staring at you like a deer in the headlights.

* Oh. HELLO!!! Is this store, uh... IS IT OPEN?!

They flinch at your voice, but nod vigorously.

* ...Hey. Shouldn't there be a cashier? Or. Anyone working here at all?

Their antennae spike out in shock, as if they just remembered something important. The bug tries to skitter away, tripping over a stray bag of Popato Chisps™.

writing by @sillierfish, music & vocals by @sinholderangles (with main motif & lyrics written by @sillierfish), thumbnail drawn by @jaztymania except there was an EPIC BATTLE over the color palette where i, citrine sillierfish, emerged triumphant and just gave them the exact same palette as they had in the hey every. i'm sorry for being boring. character design by @sinholderangles and @sillierfish.
Credit to @overkill-the-sequel for the original TSP, and @kagecake for the unoriginal TSP, and @notrealneverreal for the derivative TOP, and toby radioactive vulpine

[Deltarune: The Different Puppet] krees. the cashier or something [PIPEJAM 2]

This is a "Your: >ORGANS HARVESTED< Your: >FLESH FLAYED< ---- WOULDN'T'VE HAPPENED!" replacement for my AU Deltarune; The 5Same Other Puppet.

I guess you could say they're going "Ape-shit" get it?
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"Everything worth comes as a result of hard work" 📜 

• UGH! THE ONLY GOOD PART ABOUT GUARDING THIS STUPID OUTPOST IS TO MAKE PEOPLE SOLVE RIDDLES!!! 🙉

• AND YOU RUINED IT!!! 🙈

{{VonNess1977}} that's not really my problem though. i solved your riddle fair and square. can I get through now?

"A person who refuses to admit their mistakes can never be successful" 📜

• YEAH, SO WHAT? 🙊

• NEW CHALLENGE NOW! 🙉

{{VonNess1977}} what's it going to be now? hopefully something just as easy so I can get going already...

YOU TALK TOO MUCH SHIT FOR SOMEONE IN RANGE OF MY STAFF!!! 🙈

{{VonNess1977}} woah, hold your horses there pal-

"Revenge is a dish best served cold" 📜

• COME HERE YOU POMPOUS BASTARD!!! 🙉

{{VonNess1977}} ...why do i always have to throw hands?

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thumbnail: @w_krizzlord
vocals by: @imollieyo
song by: me me meeeeee
writing by: @jma-06, tweaked by me
Ness design by @le_samme (This design was made MONTHS ago)

Journey to the West by Wu Cheng'en
Deltarune by Toby Fox

The Other Puppet by
the-other-puppet.tumblr.com / songs by
@notrealnevereal
The Same Puppet by @overkill-the-sequel
The Same Other Puppet by @z_65, @chomps -Imao, and @sharemy-main-546770460
The Same Same Puppet by @arrow_nmw, @realshree and <@967647561110401085>
The Same Same Other Puppet by @buttinforme-runderscore
The Same Same Same Puppet by @its-appel-on-purpose
The Same Same Same Other Puppet by: @realshree
The Same Same Same Same Puppet by: @plabet
The Same Same Same Same Other Puppet by: @twomoroa19x2 and @realmaz!!!
The Same Same Same Same Same Puppet by: @inkcubedude
The Same Same Same Same Same Other Puppet by: @blitzkr1egyt

I baked you a pie!
Oh boy, what flavor?
Pie flavor...

SEE  🙈 YOURSELF IN TROUBLE== SAY 🙊 MY NAME==HELP YOU OUT 🙉=ON [Deltarune; The 5Same Other Puppet]

🐱 Safi. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀[x]
I love that you chose me as your desktop helper, user!
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ [Ok]⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀  [Cancel]
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀    ^
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🐱 Safi. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀[x]
User, I am so happy right now!
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ [Ok]⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀  [Cancel]
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀    ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀     ⠀⠀⠀^
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀    ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀     ⠀⠀⠀|
🐱 Safi. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀[x]
WHAT. YOU DON'T WANT ME TO BE HAPPY?
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ [Ok]⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀  [Cancel]
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀    ^
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🐱 Safi. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀[x]
⚠ LISTEN HERE, YOU LITTLE-
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⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀    ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀     ⠀⠀⠀^
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀    ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀     ⠀⠀⠀|


The equivalent track for "Viv The Herro !" in Deltashift - All The Same Vessel.
If you enjoy this... THING... this... CAT... uhh... you'll have to wait for the rest of the songs. Which will take about a year. I am lazy. And not sorry.

This track was composed by me on UltraaBox. (Link to the Song: https://tinyurl.com/2atu4hlg)

Deltarune by Toby Fox
Deltashift by Lettuce
Deltashift - All The Other Vessel by @puppet-pipline-2001
Deltashift - The Same Vessel by ME

Safi, Your Best Buddy! - [Deltashift - The Same Vessel]

it's the "2048" yo

🩷 [-Observe-]

: 𝘩𝘰𝘭𝘺 𝘤𝘢𝘳𝘱, 𝘪𝘵'𝘴 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘴𝘱𝘰𝘯𝘴𝘦𝘳𝘴
(𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘤𝘢𝘯𝘵 𝘴𝘸𝘦𝘢𝘳 𝘸𝘩𝘪𝘭𝘦 𝘺𝘰𝘶'𝘳𝘦 𝘪𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘳𝘰𝘰𝘮)
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heh. that's right red. 

au by @dawgskul4, @shree_mp3, @kagecake and, gulp, promazter....

(TSSP Extra) 2001: A Space Odyssey

song by me and @pigplusplusplus
vocals by @kryptidkris

scrapped spamtie take overworld (pig)

This is the "CCCLX°DEGREES" replacement
This is what "THAT I 👊 👆 👈 👈 ✊ FEAR" replaces
for Myers Briggs Type Indicator.
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Asking ChatGPT a question... we got an answer!
“• “Only you can help me break the ASTERISK cycle. ASTERISK”
• “I need this - more than you ASTERISK ever ASTERISK could imagine.””

• The NINTH LIFE’s roots grab ahold of you for dear lives.
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song by @spam_b
writing and art by @theceaselesswatcher 

motifs/vocals used in this are by:
@gvain-zombie
@nateplays2
@planetjars AND NOBODY ELSE
@sillierfish
@december-pesto
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CHROMIE:
oh so this event just got cancelled damn

ZURTIS:
zurtis

COMPACT:
. ..to answer your question City, the word "oven" wasn’t derived from the words "of" and "in", it was derived from the Old English word "ofen", so that’s why.

THE CEASELESS WATCHER:
maybe the real corns were the dogs we made along the way

CHROMIE: 
what the fuck guys

2 POUNDS OF １ ţσ ➀０ у𝔼ⓐℝ𝓈 Į𝐌ρŘ𝐈ˢ𝕠𝓝ｍ𝓔ᶰ𝓉  [4Same]

This track is private.

This is the "1 SpamxyBuster!!7:: All's Well that Ends well!" replacement for, "tsssopugte"!
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In the heart of the desert...
Lies an ordinary mop.
With sticks and paper pasted on...
...
Listen?

~[Buddy...]~
~[Where... Going...]~
~[Friend...]~
~[I Think... Have it..?]~
~[...]~

The signal cuts out.
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thumbnail by: @theres-two-of-them
song by: @heres-two-of-them i think idk
Deltarune by Toby Fox
The Other Puppet by the-other-puppet.tumblr.com / songs by @utgdumpsterfire
The Same Puppet by @overkill-the-sequel
The Same Other Puppet by @z_65, @chomps-lmao, and @user-350353538
The Same Same Puppet by @imeanttoputcherri, @dawgskul4, @realshree, and @retravulsive
Bootleg The Same Same Other Puppet by @user-944327418
The Same Same Other Puppet by @buttinformer-underscore
a same same same pupept by @quirk_yeah

The Same Same Same Same Same Same Same Same Same Same Same Same sAme Same Same Same Same Same Same Same Same Same Same Same Puppet by @senoktrashstupid
(imagine my shock when i realized the nose could be a computer mouse)
DELTARUNE SOME KINDA SAME SAME SAME OTHER PUEPPT by Spunch...
Vocals by ME
Art by ME and The Lego Bricks Lodged In My Throat

4KRIS HERRINGTON: 5 ".''''? - [tsssopugte]

UN extended version of for who i wait because im a nerd who wants songs to more closely resemble the previous iteration at least a little bit
sp@mt n is pretty cool though go check it out i hear everyone worked really really hard on it
au by @rejona
song by @mazbackattack, @sinholderangles @dbanzao with lyrics provided by @burmy-burmington (www.youtube.com/@SchmiblorFlumbo)
this thumbnail by @cambutcooler

AND go check out the original song bcs it has a whole section that i cut out of this because im evil
https://soundcloud.com/kuoshttf/for-whau-i-wait

FOR WHO I ХҮЛЕЭХЭ (UnExtended) ~ {Δ:tss&sp}

This was the result of a discord poll.
Replaces ”Hey there Cris! Whatcha’ sea? I'm Salman. I'm Salman!”
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(;so my GOOD OL’ FASSHIONADA deal. Is a little game ol’ game ol’ of MAKE-A-BELIVE)
(;i need a littletinyinnybittydrop of GE-NERO-SI-*TY* TO let it happen man-eh!)

^v A snarl sneaks out of your mouth v^

v^^v “Your tarnished silver tongue is not charming, dearest blue chiseler”
v^^v “Quite the opposite in fact! It is utmost repulsive.”
(;DANG-ABYTE mistuh! dON’t you be going implyin’ that me’s a deciever!)
(;I am a honest to *GOD*. Saleperson!)
(;Howabout we ST-)
v^^v “SHUT IT, NAIL-BOARDER!” 

^v Cristen sweeps the ground with such wrath that their foot becomes imprisoned in a glass 
boot. v^

(;DaNG-a- YOU LITTLE! YOU KNOW hwat waht WHAT MISTAH?!)
(;I;m calling oh im CALLING. CALLING BIddY and i’m TELLING HIM. TELLING ‘IM ALRIGHT.)
(;Telling him aBoot- ABOUT. A bran new sparkling shiiiny shipment of FISH CHUM.)

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Song by THE FLOUR
Art by THE BUTTER
Design partly by THE EGG (tweaked by THE FROSTING)
Writing by THE FROSTING 

Deltarune by toby fox
The Other Puppet by Topanon and @notrealnevereal
The Same Puppet by @overkill-the-sequel
The Otherer Puppet by @zootyplex
The Anti-Puppet by Died 
The Anti-Other Puppet by no, thank you!
The Anti-Same Puppet by @quarkeduppuppetgirl (former)
The Anti-Otherer Puppet by @quirk_yeah
The Gegentiel-Otherer Puppet by US…

[Pipejam 6] EY SPAMAN, TODAY'S THE DAY. YA KNOW ME, CRISTEN THAT'S [The Gegenteil-otherer Puppet]

another au on geeter acc that probably wont finish. it'd be pretty cool if it did though! did you know salt is a rock? its true! you put rocks in most things you eat!  eat rocks!

[1 Unread Messages]:
This is the “[Pg.1] Subject 99 - SPAMT™” replacement for my AU (nobody else worked on this, this is my pride and joy and you will treat it as such), “Deltarune: The Same & Same & Samety & Otherty Puppet”. Think about it, nobody else made an AU where "Kris Dollar" takes the role of "Spamt Tm" or something. Still not really sure how that's pronounced.
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what? {they/this guy/hallucinations} can talk now?
that's new.

[NO, I'M A REAL PERSON, ACTUALLY]
[I FELT A CALLING HERE...]

oh {expletive/irritation/goddammit}, how the hell did you get in {here/city/hell}?!
this place was supposed to be {abandoned/emptied/dead}- nevermind, {you/star/tradesman} fucked up my {visions/journey/trip}!
and i was SOOOOOOOO close to {it/it/it} this time too, i'm sure of it.

[THE HELL ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT]

god, what a selfish {asshole/prick/thief}, doesn't even listen to what i'm saying!
look, can you wait a {minute/hour/enough time}? 

[TIME ENOUGH IN THE GRAVE]
[GET TO THE POINT] 

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song by: @cambutcooler!
Deltarune by Toby Fox
The Other Puppet by www.tumblr.com/the-other-puppet / @notrealnevereal
The Same Puppet by @overkill-the-sequel
The Same Other Puppet by @z_65
Vocals by @cambutcooler2 (epic reference to myself)
AU by @plabet, with help from @epik-bruh, @ziyproject, and @its_versus
Wacky art by @mazbackattack using stolen assets
"art" (if that's what you want to call it) by @cambutcooler using The Doohickey
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"Chair"
Definition: A separate seat for one person, typically with a back and four legs.
Holds you up, makes sure you don't collapse with your ass into the pavement like a moron.

{Obj. 1} KR!?S: Better Than You - [The Same & Same & Samety & Otherty Puppet]

Three B Flat Clarinets and a Beast of a Bass! This clarinet quartet was written originally for four bass clarinets but in this form provides a ‘groovy’ addition to the standard clarinet quartet repertoire. It has been enjoyed in quartet performances by players and audiences alike and is a great work-out for the bass clarinetist. Dots available here : https://paulsaundersclarinet.co.uk/product/beast-in-the-bass-ment/

Beasts in the Bass-ment - Clarinet Quartet

spunch bob twins got old

new account @spunch-bob-3
old account @puppet-pipline-2001
shitpost account @spunch-bob-extras

4KRIS HERRINGTON: 5 ".''''? - [tsssopugte]

spunch bob (the sequal)