This is the "Spamton The Salesman Of All Things" replacement for our 111% AU, "Deltarune: The Different Puppet". Who knows?!?!

You turn the corner to see a buglike creature-- holding a mug of hot cocoa in one spindly talon, trying to return various snack bags to their shelves with the other, and staring at you like a deer in the headlights.

* Oh. HELLO!!! Is this store, uh... IS IT OPEN?!

They flinch at your voice, but nod vigorously.

* ...Hey. Shouldn't there be a cashier? Or. Anyone working here at all?

Their antennae spike out in shock, as if they just remembered something important. The bug tries to skitter away, tripping over a stray bag of Popato Chisps™.

writing by @sillierfish, music & vocals by @sinholderangles (with main motif & lyrics written by @sillierfish), thumbnail drawn by @jaztymania except there was an EPIC BATTLE over the color palette where i, citrine sillierfish, emerged triumphant and just gave them the exact same palette as they had in the hey every. i'm sorry for being boring. character design by @sinholderangles and @sillierfish.
Credit to @overkill-the-sequel for the original TSP, and @kagecake for the unoriginal TSP, and @notrealneverreal for the derivative TOP, and toby radioactive vulpine

[Deltarune: The Different Puppet] krees. the cashier or something [PIPEJAM 2]

This is the “Hey there Kris! What’s the name? It’s me, Spamton. That’s” replacement 112% for our real AU, “Deltarune: The Different Puppet”.

You reach for the bag of Popato Chisps™ and try to put it back on the shelf, but the bug leaps away, obviously scared out of their wits by you.
They scramble around blindly for a moment before grabbing a lighter from one of the shelves and brandishing it in your direction.

;; don’t., DON”T MAKE ME USE THIS!!!

writing by @sillierfish, music & vocals by @sinholderangles (with main motif by @sillierfish), thumbnail by @sinholderangles & a little bit @sillierfish for the borders i guess? character design by @sinholderangles & @sillierfish.
Credit to @overkill-the-sequel for the original TSP, and @kagecake for the unoriginal TSP, and @notrealneverreal for the derivative TOP, and some guy called robert for something or other...

[Deltarune: The Different Puppet] how long have I been here..? Sorry, I- [PIPEJAM 2]

This is the A WORLD IN THE DARK replacement for my new AU, Deltarune: The Same Jester.
(thumbnail's going to be updated later)
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* There, you should be free now.
[Yellow] THANK YOU, NOW WE CAN BE FREE TO DO ANYTHING.
[Red] FREE TO PURSUE ANY CHAOTIC DEEDS.
* Hey, you didn't mention this earlier
[Red] [🚫] YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT POWER YOU'VE UNLEASHED.
[Green] [🚫] COME TRY AND HIT ME WITH THAT SWORD OF YOURS.

Deltarune by Toby Fox
Deltarune The Other Jester by @west-deltanoon
Deltarune The Same Puppet by Senok, or was it December Pesto? Can't quite remember

[JUNKJAM] WATCHING THE WORLD BURN [Deltarune: The Same Jester]

This is the "Red Strings Attached" replacement for my AU "Deltarune: The Same and Whatnot Puppet".

TINTON
K-KILO!!! YOU'RE NAMEIS THAT? WAT A NAME. LET US DIVINE YOU A NEW ONE, UNDER AUTHOERITY OF THE GREATEST LORDY LORDY DARK LORD!!!

* Subject has decided me an ally. How interesting.
* I would like to ask you questions, and in turn-

TINTON
UNDER DIVINE HELL YOUR NEW NAME WILL BE KILOTON! FAT FUCK.

* What? I... Specimen is attempting to get under my skin. Attempting inhibition of emotional faculties.
* Success.

TINTON
I AM TINTON. TON OF TIN. TONNED BY DARK LORD TON TO -TON ME MY GREATEST

TINTON
TELL YOU EVERYTHING. UNDER ITS GUIDANCE I WAS SAVED! A HAND REACHED OUT DURING MY DARKEST MOMENT, TO DRAG ME DOWN TO ITS BEATIFUL LEVEL. WHAT A HAPPY MEMORY...

TINTON
We were brought to this manor to serve, Ritchton. Why must you

TINTON
I LOVED LIVING, FOR I WAS GIVEN A DEEPER PURPOSE. A PURPOSE FROM DEEP DEEP BELOW...

* ...And that was?

TINTON
TO FOLLOW. TO PRAY. TO LIVE VICARIOUSLY AND ONLY SO VICARIOUSLY

* ...

TINTON
I WANT TO GO BACK. I WANT TO BE CONTROLLED. HELP ME BE CONTROLLED KILOTON. My dearest Ritchton. I have naught faith. I am lost without a symbol to follow- IM NEED GUIDING SPARK. OPTIONS TOO MANY. I DONT WANT CONTROL. WTF (SORRY) DO I DO???

* You WANT to be controlled?
* Are you SERIOUS?

TINTON
YEA

* Like hell am I helping you. You know some people would KILL to have the freedom you do. To do whatever the hell is you even do here. They would give up EVERYTHING to be in your shoes.

TINTON
DONT CARE.

(KILO prepares to lunge toward TINTON, before stopping.)

* Subject has managed to break all my composure. Initiating escape protocols immediately. 

(KILO begins walking away.)

TINTON
HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY WAAA8T

* WHAT?

(TINTON tenses, pacing back and forth across the stage.)

TINTON
Just help me for my sake! We may see it differently, but I can't brave that storm out there alone! You need to, Ri- 

(TINTON relaxes.)

COME ON KILOTON PLEASE? PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE?

* ...
* Under direct orders I am not to decline a cry for help from any individual under any circumstance.
* You better not make me regret this.

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song by @its_versus
Pipeham
https://soundcloud.com/westlythebestly/red-strings-attached-deltarune-the-not-same-puppet

[PIP3JAM] CUE TO CUE -~- [Deltarune: The Same and Whatnot Puppet]

This is the “ETERNAL /diːd/” replacement for our AU, “Deltarune; The Same Same Same Same Puppetmaster”. I can feel my heart shattering.
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💔 𝒫𝒶𝓇𝒹☯𝓃𝓃𝑒𝓇 me, Drayden. 💔 
💔 But, I'm so close to getting all I really 𝒷𝑒𝓈🍬𝒾𝓃. 💔
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song by: @kittycatviolet379 (IM SORRY FOR SLACKING SO MCUH😭😭😭) and @grassdemon
thumbnail by: @mel7awesome
vocals by: @grassdemon
Deltarune by Toby Fox
The Other Puppet by the-other-puppet.tumblr.com / songs by @notrealneverreal
The Same Puppet by @overkill-the-sequel
The Same Other Puppet by @z_65, @chomps-lmao, and @sharemy-main-546770460
The Same Same Puppet by @arrow_nmw, @realshree, and @therealmaz
The Same Same Other Puppet by @buttinformer-underscore
The Same Same Same Puppet by @rejonaanojer, @cambutcooler, @realshree, @danissimovn, @2053h and Schmiblor Flumbo (www.youtube.com/@SchmiblorFlumbo)
The Same Same Same Other Puppet by @therealmaz

The Same Same sAme Same Same Same Same Same Same Same Same Same Same Same Same Same Same Same Same Same SaME Same Same Same Puppet by @senoktrashstupid
(imagine theres the same amount of aus here than last time because they still haven't happened yet)
The Same Same Same Same Puppet by @castingsquids
The Same Same Same Same Puppetmaster by us!

[PIP3JAM] ALL I REALLY 𝐵𝐸𝒮𝒪𝐼𝒩 [Deltarune; The Same Same Same Same Puppetmaster]

This is both the "Kristopher the Employee" and "Kuo; it will always repeatrepeatre" replacement for my AU, "Deltarune: The Same Same Same Same Same Same Same Same Same Same Same Same Same Same Same Same Same Same Same Same Same Same Same Puppet". I don't think IIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
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(Time: 13:07 PM)

???: .ɘɔИƎЯAƎᕋᕋA ჸM ʇO bIAЯᖷA ɘꓭ ɈOИ oꓷ

???: -mЯAH ჸИA ɘƧUAƆ oT ʜƧIW ɈOИ oꓷ I

???: .nOITAUTIƧ ɈИƎЯЯUƆ яUO nƎƧЯOW l⅃IW ɈI ɘVƎI⅃Ǝꓭ I ƨA

???: ...

???: .ʇ⅃ƎƧYM ϱИIƆUꓷOЯTИI ჸꓭ nIӘƎꓭ oT ɘM wO⅃⅃A
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Deltarune by Toby Fox
The Other Puppet by Coca-Cola
The Same Puppet by Overkill
The Same Other Puppet by Zinc, Chompz, and Kamton
The Same Same Puppet by Arrow, Shree, and Maz
The Same Same Other Puppet by ButtInformer_
The Same Same Same Puppet by SpamtonFan1338 and only SpamtonFan1338 believe me
The Same Same Same Other Puppet by Fortnitefunnies9
The Same Same Same Same Puppet by TOBY FOX
The Same Same Same Same Other Puppet by __________________________
(Imagen there’s more AUs here)
The Same Same Same Same Same Same Same Same Same Same Same Same Same Same Same Same Same Same Same Same Same Same Other Puppet by ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
The Same Same Same Same Same Same Same Same Same Same Same Same Same Same Same Same Same Same Same Same Same Same Same Puppet by I_love_puppety_things_!!

[Deltarune: The Same x23 Puppet] Sinneton, thethethethethetehetehht

This is the “hey every” replacement for our au Deltarune the puppet at shadows edge play the kazooh 
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•you have been here before tho it's been like…4 years since “HE” was activated 

•”HE” stands there looking at you with a confused expression you remember what to do….

•turn him on? (has in wind up the big ass wind-up-key in his back you sick fuck)

…

•he jiggles and spazzes for a second before playing a melody of the past that shall live on in the future on a comically large kazooh]

“Hey guuuys"
♥️30  💬19 🔄25

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Writing and concept by @JMA-06

Song by @kazooh I mean 

Voice by @kasulastrr 

Art by @tholt 

Deltarune by @spamton-G-spamton

Deltarune the puppet Maker: penumbra Phantasm (preformed on a kazoo)

This is the "Bread the Baker; That's Me!" replacement for my AU, "Deltarune: The Same Same Same Same Puppet". Think about it! Nobody has EVER made a 4same before!
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ANYWAY ★★★★★ Mradile.
They call me Mradile A Welk! The "World's Best Sponsor"! 
Master of making! Gamemaking, t-that is! And I-

Can you shut up.
I'm kinda in a hurry

WAITWAIT ★★★★★ Mradile.
Y-you can't leave just yet!! I don't even know your name!! O-or anything else!!

Kread. Now can you-

OKAY ★★★★★ Mradile.
Wow!! That's a GREAT name, Kris!!

GAMES?? ★★★★★ Mradile.
ANYWAY, do you wanna try out some of my GAMES?? 
I t-think you should try them!! Yeah!! You really should!!!

What kind of "games" are we talking here?
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Deltarune by Toby Fox
The Other Puppet by @utgdumpsterfire
The Same Puppet by @overkill-the-sequel
The Same Other Puppet by @z_65, @chomps-lmao, and @user-350353538
The Same Same Puppet by @arrow_nmw, @g1llant, and @therealmaz
The Same Same Other Puppet by @buttinformer-underscore
The Same Same Same Puppet by @rejona, @cambutcooler, @g1llant, @danissimovn, @2053h, and Schmiblor Flumbo (www.youtube.com/@SchmiblorFlumbo)
The Same Same Same Other Puppet by @sillierfish
This particular iteration of The Same Same Same Same Puppet by @NatePlays2 and @december-pesto

World's Best Sponsor; Mradile A! [Deltarune; The Same Same Same Same Puppet]

Kaibutsu

original music composed for the play:
"Il grande inquisitore e altre parabole"
by Fabrizio Sinisi
directed by Silvia Rigon

production:
ERT - Emilia Romagna Teatro
2021