“A god damn mess he was... heh no what a god damn mess he is”

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Time to celebrate the holidays! NIIC the Singing Dog is back to deck (to decorate!) this magical time of year with some magic of his own. Dance to his original, rockin' pop tunes just for the Season! This is not your grandmother's holiday album!

LYRICS:
Santa didn’t bring me 
what I wanted last year 
Santa didn’t bring me 
what I wanted the year before 
Wishing got me nowhere, 
now I’m getting what I want. 
It’s time for me to take that toy. 
All I want for christmas is a boy. 
I remember last year: 
Lights up, stockings hung 
Christmas tree has got its bling 
Mistletoe’s above the door but 
What the hell is that green good for 
Silent nights, cancelled flights 
Lonely, not a soul in sight 
Even the Big Y ran out of beer 
Saint Nick, let’s make one thing clear 
Santa, you really let down last year 
Santa,you thought that 
you could pull one over 
Santa, you said you’d grant 
my wish last time 
And I believed it. Ever word you said 
Maybe you thought I hadn’t meant it 
When I want something I’ll get it 
I’m the puppy who wants a boy 
And not gonna stop till I get my toy 
I’ll tell you what’s happening this year: 
Lights up on the town 
No more notes to Santa now 
Hit the clubs and down every shot 
Forget the nice and take home who’s not. 
Treble, bass, superstars 
Getting rowdy, playing hard 
The name’s NIIC, 
but tonight that’s not true 
Throw me out, but I’ll take him home too 
Santa, I think it’s best we parted ways 
Santa, from here, 
I think I’ll take things over 
Santa, I don’t know 
who put you in charge but 
I’mma run this now, 
NIIC is coming to town! 
What can I bring you for 
Christmas this year? 
Sleigh bells ring, deck the halls 
I don’t need no Santa Claus 
Silver bells, silent nights 
Boy you’re all I need tonight

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“Forever”

LYRICS:
Let’s pretend, that one more night
Is all we got to make things right
Our love locked in an hourglass of light
I know I’m wrong, our love will last
But humor me, don’t let this pass
A chance to save each second left with you

And when it all ends
And when it all ends
We know we made good what we spent
And when it doesn’t end
We’ll do it again
You know we will

Morning, can you take the sun back?
‘Cause we don’t need another day
The night is calling out for both our hearts again
And we don’t wanna make her wait
Our love is what we make of it 
And we’re making a night of our own 
We’re brighter the moon, the stars are in our eyes
Forever is all we know
Forever is all we know

I hate the thought, can barely stand
The idea this all could end
When calendars can turn the page no more
But should that be, if time has died
I’d like to know, that we both tried
To make the best of each second left, is true

And when it all ends
And when it all ends
We know we made good what we spent
And when it doesn’t end
We’ll do it again
You know we will

Forever

Check out the latest song commission I wrote, for Lakota!

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“Animal Party"

LYRICS:

I’d be your knight in shining armor
But I can’t be something that I’m not
And while we’re all in this exhibition
Wouldn’t it be nice
To go break the ice
And put on a show

‘Cause there’s only so many ways this could go
And they all lead down one rabbit hole
I won’t be the one to say I told you so
But I’ma tell you to move

We’ve brought the party
You bring the all the animals
No prisoners
No whisperers
C’mon and show us how you roar!
We’re not authority
We’re just the hard way
Take back your right
Let’s dance all night
That’s right
We’re the Animal Party!

It’d be a lie to call me a hero
I’m more a hunter for the fun
And while your regrets pile high on your desk
Wouldn’t it be wild
To go out in style
Avenging your party side

‘Cause there’s only so many ways this could go
And they all lead down one rabbit hole
I won’t be the one to say I told you so
But I’ma tell you to move

We’ve brought the party
You bring the all the animals
No prisoners
No whisperers
C’mon and show us how you roar!
We’re not authority
We’re just the hard way
Take back your right
Let’s dance all night
That’s right
We’re the Animal Party!

Animal Party

A song i had to do which expresses furries and the "yiff" most "mundanes" hear us say....just so ppl know.... yiff means furry mating or furry sex. So if u hear a furry like me say "u wanna yiff" it means we want to cyber XD well enjoy

A Romantic Yiff

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SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY Kain Pathos Crow:
www.scp-wiki.net/scp-073

License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/

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The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay.

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SCP-073 - "Cain"

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SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY FritzWillie:
www.scp-wiki.net/scp-082

License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/

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The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay.

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SCP-082 - "Fernand" the Cannibal

IRIS- Biobond (audio book)

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SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY djkaktus:
www.scp-wiki.net/scp-5740

License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/

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The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay.
The voice of dado was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay.
The voice of the agent was provided by Raymond Duke.

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Sound Credits

"answer3.wav" by ondrosik of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0]
"hangup10.wav" by ondrosik of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0]

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SCP-5740 - all cop are buddy by dado

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SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY GXS:
www.scp-wiki.net/scp-090

License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/

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The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay.
The voice of Dr. ████████████████ was provided by Lisa Hogan.

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SCP-090 - Apocorubik's Cube

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SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY AN UNKNOWN AUTHOR (REWRITTEN BY Voct):
www.scp-wiki.net/scp-092

License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/

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The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay.
The voice of the Guard was provided by Brittany Carlton.
The voice of SCP-092-B was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay.
The voice of the Interviewer was provided by Breck Wilhite.

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Sound Credits

"ATM Insert Card.wav" by engreitz of Freesound.org [Sampling Plus 1.0], altered
"be advised.wav" by tim.kahn of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0], altered
"Chair on Tiles - Fast.wav" by PsychoPancake of Freesound.org [CC BY-NC 3.0], altered
"Cracking/Crunching, A.wav" by InspectorJ of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0], altered
"Gore slush slime sounds.wav" by VlatkoBlazek of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0], altered
"hhh1.mp3" by harri of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0], altered
"Janitor's Bedroom Ambience.wav" by Tomlija of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0], altered
"snare police radio over beep.wav" by FlyinEye of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0], altered
"Tearing flesh.wav" by aworldwhere of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0], altered
"Tearing Sinews, Breaking Bones.flac" by qubodup of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0], altered

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SCP-092 - "The Best of The 5th Dimension"

Experience the SCP Foundation’s database of dangerous and perplexing phenomena in this immersive audio adaption of the long-running collaborative horror fiction series, featuring both its early writings (presented in numerical order) and other, later works.

The voice of the Database is Joshua Alan Lindsay. The extended voice cast includes Brittany Carlton, Spera Crinis, Oktober Crow, Lee Daniel, Lisa Hogan, Christian Jasper, Kendra 'Izzy' Murray, Romeo Rosales, Jr., Martin Taylor, and Breck Wilhite.

SCP-082 - "Fernand" the Cannibal

The SCP Foundation Database

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