The most iconic Nintendo characters in history, battle-tested heroes who have forged a formidable legacy in the video game industry, collide in a rap battle.

WAN as Mario 
RaccoonBroVA as Link 
Written by Special Inquisitor Rayyan and the SIR Rap Battles Crew
Mixed by Zagranis
Beat by Anywaywell Beats
Cover art by JK03

Link (0:21):
Savior of Hyrule, I'll be taking all of your hearts
When I'm making sure that I rule this rap track like Mario Kart
And if maybe her - the Peachy one - gets kidnapped and trapped way too often
It's mainly to run away from ya, with how soft your Octorok is
I'm commencing the bombings, Sheikah Slate
You ought to escape to your pizza place
I'm dropping the gauntlets, you cannot stop this
Don't have the Courage to see the face
Of the man who defined what Adventure is like
You redefined how to lose to this knight
Who won the Game of the Year between us?
The one about hats or the one climbing heights?
Keep storming ghostly houses, still held captive by King Boo
If Luigi can Jump better, Man, who even really needs you?
Let’s see you execute a verse like the countless toads you’ve slayed
You can call me April 1st cause I’m leaving you erased

Mario (1:05):
Mamma-mia, Link! I expected more from an appointed champion
Always one jump ahead of you; the gaming industry I’m carrying
Very cheap-cheap with Rupees, vandalising many houses
And made Zelda feel remorseful, even bluer than my trousers
I stomp in this matchup so hard, it’s like an infinite 1-up
Unlike you, cleaning a town’s the only time I bring a Great F.L.U.D.D
Here’s a tough pill to swallow, I drop better puzzles than you could
Zelda didn’t want to pull your Master Sword but you still haven’t Lost Wood
I find it quite ironic that you’re meant to rep the light
When your Netflix series never got to see the Sunshine
This Keebler Elf failed to stop the Calamity, you're too-a weak
So boring, your next lines will put me into a century of sleep!

Link (1:50):
Check your Historia, I can see why you're seen as an enemy
Cause’ you’re trying to wipe out DK’s offspring like they were my memories
You fail to see your shortcomings, all the fame and praise is consuming you
You'll be another silent-type once I join your Wrecking Crew
Luigi is trying his best to be greater, yet you shove him aside like a tool
Doubt I can spit when the only punches you throw’s on the Yoshi that saved you
(Hyaa!) He made you grow up to be the world’s biggest gaming figure
But you dropped him to the void, and gave him the middle finger
  
Mario (2:19):
I'm used to handling babies, with all your shouts and screams
But not the fact that you were robbing gravestones as a teen
Threatened Hyrule by releasing Ganon when you pulled the demon’s bane
When you fight Ghirahim, you're like my mobile games: free to play!
For an elf that was shelved, I thought you’d have better rapping
I’m-a throw my hat into the ring and win! No Cappy.
Your Sword went Skyward but your ratings dropped harder than Thwomps
Jump you with these koopa shells; Mario just made your hearts stop (Yahoo!)

Mario vs Link. SIR Rap Battles (ft. WAN and RaccoonBro)

https://youtu.be/u2sKqY02rv0

The protaganists of Final Fantasy VII and Shin Megami Tensei: Persona 3.
Cloud Strife vs Makoto Yuki.

HyperJacob96 as Cloud Strife

Snakebite126 as Makoto Yuki

VinnyO as Thanatos

Written and prod. by Vinny.

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Cloud Strife vs Makoto Yuki (feat. HyperJacob96 and Snakebite126)

We talk Bouncy houses, MVC:i, CupHead and where we've been and what we've been up to!
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"Everybody in this village cries at night" Creepypasta

And she is beautiful...
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"We Witnessed the Birth of a Goddess" Creepypasta

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I'm sure they will shank you with their horn.

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Do Not Fuck with the Unicorns by HeadOfSpectre

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You w h a t?

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💀 Comic Book: http://a.co/2POGdNW

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I Wanted to Show How Much I Loved My Girlfriend, so I Gave Her Crabs by batouto

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7 SCARY Reddit HORROR Stories for a sleepless night

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...OP...?

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I’m Edwin Crowe and I Murdered My Wife by Edwin Crowe

These two are armed with a baseball bat and that’s all they need to survive the zombie apocalypse. Frank West, the main protagonist of Dead Rising, and Negan, the main antagonist of The Walking Dead Season 7-8. Which of these two will survive? That’s for you to decide.

LYRICS:

Frank West:
I’m about to get the biggest scoop in this All Out War
I’m crafting weapons to kill you in ways you never seen before
Frank West, remember the name cause the whole world will know it after this
You got sliced in the throat, lived, locked in a cell and then you lost all your shit
I’m somebody you should know, I have covered wars you know
You played eeny, meeny, miny, moe and then a tiger ate your folks
I kill zombies like it’s nothing, I literally mow them down
Compared to you and MacIntyre, you seem like the bigger clown
You’ll be burned more than Carson with more scars than Mark and Dwight and
Even though Sasha went full walker, you are the one who bites it
What’s a Savior to a hero who has saved the town of Willamette?
You think I’m scared of you? I once sucker punched the President

Negan:
You better be joking, am I really looking at this?
This guy will soon fall faster than his celebrity status
I made Rick my bitch, all who know me are left scared
While you’re trapped in a mall finding silly clothes to wear
Glenn can tell ya that my punishments are an eye-popping experience
Using toilet plungers and water guns? How am I supposed to take you serious?
When people hear my whistle, then they know what is in store
Those rhymes made you look stupid more than you were in Dead Rising 4
I’ve done some shit the Governor could never do 
I can tell you that Spencer is shown to have more guts than you
Pissin’ our pants yet? That’s the least of your worries
Because I’m just getting started, Lucille is thirsty

Frank West:
What you do is unforgivable, Rick should’ve let you die
You despise sexual violence yet fat shaming is alright?
On the mic, I drop rhymes hotter than Isabela and Jessie
I would pay to see the walkers eat your guts up like spaghetti
You have done some nasty feats in your time after the outbreak
But I’ve done shit tenfold in the span of just three days
And I can bet you that Lucille would be really fucking pissed
If she found out about the six new wives that you’ve been sleeping with

Negan:
Oh my goodness, Frank’s taking it like a champ!
You were loved and respected now people don’t give a damn
After this, you’ll kneel to me, half your shit is what I’m taking
And you’ll be punished with a death far worse than Rapey Davey’s
You can breathe even though it’ll be the last breath you have
You can blink cause what’s next is gonna be real hard to look at
You can cry at the thought of getting bludgeoned by my bat
Hell, you’re all gonna be doing that

CAST:
Titanium1208 as Frank West
B-Lo as Negan

Beat Produced by Hollywood Legend Productions

Frank West Vs Negan - A Rap Battle by B-Lo

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SCP-090 - Apocorubik's Cube

Experience the SCP Foundation’s database of dangerous and perplexing phenomena in this immersive audio adaption of the long-running collaborative horror fiction series, featuring both its early writings (presented in numerical order) and other, later works.

The voice of the Database is Joshua Alan Lindsay. The extended voice cast includes Brittany Carlton, Spera Crinis, Oktober Crow, Lee Daniel, Lisa Hogan, Christian Jasper, Kendra 'Izzy' Murray, Romeo Rosales, Jr., Martin Taylor, and Breck Wilhite.

SCP-090 - Apocorubik's Cube

The SCP Foundation Database

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