A song about my life ENJOY :D


damn i wanna fuck some minions right now

The TSP Song

Brand new Single "TSP" is out NOW. Guess who's up to fuck more minions!

A cover of my favorite song from my favorite movie!

TSP - Despicable Me

You looked like a minion (looked like a minion)
Fucks like a minion (fucks like a minion)
Sexy like a minion
But then I got high
You're just Ryan with an alt




Oh, yes, you are, you're just Ryan with an alt
You tricked me with your dilldos
You looked sexy and under 18
But now I know you just trolled me
You're not as hot as you seemed
You looked like a minion (looked like a minion)
Fucks like a minion (fucks like a minion)
Sexy like a minion
But then I got high
You're just Ryan with an alt
Oh, yes, you are, you’re Just Ryan with an alt
I thought you were an asian 
But then my boner quickly went away
My horny ass, didn't see really clearly 
The member since text on the screen
You looked like a minion (looked like a minion)
Fucks like a minion (fucks like a minion)
Sexy like a minion
But then I got high
You're just Ryan with an alt
Oh, yes, you are, you’re just Ryan with an alt
You’re just Ryan with an alt
Oh, yes, you are, just Ryan with an alt
Oh, yes, you are, just Ryan with an alt
Oh, yes, you are, just Ryan with an alt
Oh, yes, you are, just Ryan with an alt

Parody of "(You're the) Devil in Disguise" by Elvis Presley and The Jordanaires

Ryan With An Alt (Parody Of You're The Devil In Disguise)

I shave my balls with a razor
To show Gub Gub I was cool
And when I finally fucked Bob, felt 10 years older
But fuck it, it was something to do
I'm living out in Gru’s house
I drive a sports car just to prove
I sucked big balls 'cause I sucked a chinese child
And I spend it on dildos and vibrators

But you wanna fuck Bob like me
You wanna be hot like me
You don't ever wanna step off that roller coaster and kill yourself
You wanna ride my butt like this
Never knowing who to trust like this
You wanna be stuck up on that stage singing
Stuck up on that stage singing Despicable Me
All I know are minion songs, minion songs
Darling, all I know are minion songs, minion songs

I'm just a fucker who already blew his load
I get along with old timers
'Cause my name's a reminder of a pedophile people forgot
And I can't keep a girl, no
'Cause as soon as the sun comes up
I cut 'em all loose and work's my excuse
But the truth is I wanna fuck Bob

Now you wanna fuck Bob like me
Never really knowing why like me
You don't ever wanna step off that roller coaster and kill yourself
You wanna ride my butt like this
Never knowing who to trust like this
You wanna be stuck up on that stage singing
Stuck up on that stage singing Despicable Me
All I know are minion songs, minion songs
Darling, all I know are minion songs, minion songs (Hey)

I took a plane to my home town
I brought my pride and my dildos
All my friends are all gone but there's manicured lawns
And the people still think I'm a pedo
I walked around downtown
I met some children in Hopewell
They said tell us how to make it 'cause we're getting real impatient
So I looked 'em in the eye and said

You wanna fuck Bob like me
You wanna be hot like me
You don't ever wanna step off that roller coaster and kill yourself
You wanna ride my butt like this
Never knowing who to trust like this
You wanna be stuck up on that stage singing
Stuck up on that stage singing Despicable Me
All I know are minion songs, minion songs
Darling, all I know are minion songs, minion songs

Parody of I Took A Pill In Ibiza by Mike Posner

I Shave My Balls With A Razor

This one is for my one and only true love
Bob
Bob, you're so hot
And with my cum, we're gonna fuck
Bob, understand
I'm gonna fuck you 'til you’re very dead
Minions, Minions, Minions, Minions
Minions, Minions, Minions, Minions, Minions
I love you, oh
Minions, Minions, Minions, Minions, Minions
Minions, Minions, Minions, Minions, Minions
I love you, oh
Bob and Kevin and also Stuart too
A thousand groups of Grus couldn't keep me from you
Bob, at the end of the line
I'll make you my, SLUT
Minions, Minions, Minions, Minions, Minions
Minions, Minions, Minions, Minions, Minions
ILL FUUUCK YOU, OOOHHH
Minions, Minions, BOB, BOB

My sexy parody of Peaches by Jack Black (I feel like this fr fr btw)

TSP - Minions

THIS A SONG I MADE ABOUT HOW I WILL TAKE OEVER THE WORLD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A.D.I.D.A.M

Fuck Me - TSP

I only wanted this album on SoundCloud because I'm a broke nigga, but if you have $10 or more, you can support mom and all of her albums on:
Itunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/album/queen-elizabitch/id1220571714
Spotify: https://play.spotify.com/album/4nJ65lptuDZXNr0deIWKiU?play=true&utm_source=open.spotify.com&utm_medium=open
Google Play: https://play.google.com/store/music/album/cupcakKe_Queen_Elizabitch?id=B74fipd42uqe7cfx24itmhjdw3y
and more!

CupcakKe - CPR

Hi! My name is Jonathan from New Jersey. I love to fuck Minions, Amy Rose, Talk to people about my yummy balls and I really wanna buttfuck MLP ponies. I also really hate Trump, like REALLYYYY hate him, LIKE SO MUCH I WANNA FUCK HIM SO HARD! I mean WHAT?! Who said that? Anyway Biden for life and I hope I can get to suck on his old wrinkly dick.

TSP - Minions

The Sonic Person

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