Name: The All Guardsman Party: And The Pilgrims by The Tale Forge in AGP
Duration: 37 min 12 s
Description: The adventures of Shoggy Seldom's All Guardsmen Party, set in Warhammer 40k in the Dark Heresy system.

Here's the theme to our newest mini-season of The Adventure Zone, titled Versus Dracula! It's like if Castlevania music and Mort Garson's "Deja Vu" had a very loud baby.

The Adventure Zone Versus Dracula - Main Theme

With grateful acknowledgments and appreciation to Mr. Cash and the genre of Cowboy Poetry dating back to the 1800s, we submit a ditty about the RvB character Tex.  This tune originally aired on RvB Episode 33.

Lyrics:
Have you heard the story of 
A girl named Beth, now known as Tex 
Her life's tale is a bloody trail 
Her name fits like a glove 

Her daddy sighed as she slammed the door 
She'd said to him I'm Beth no more 
My life's dream is to kill for green 
But first I'll join the Corps 

Her daddy said, you're just a girl
What makes you think that you won't sink
My name is Tex and I'm like a hex
My playground is the world

Basic turned her gun to gold 
Soon had it made, she'd hit by trade 
Amassing kills, she proved her skills 
Make your blood run cold 

I once saw texas at a bar 
Sippin rye, with some apple pie
With a distant stare, like she didn't care 
She said what's with the guitar

I must admit my lips went numb
Some butter bar said, his face all red
She's too good, you're driftin wood
Said boy you'd better run

Texas said sir keep your peace
My heart is free, and so is he
I'll give it to, any man who's true
The safeties were released

He drew before he replied
But Tex was hot, and he was not
He lay dead, While texas bled
Crimson on her side

Yellow of rose of Texas clad in black
Lonely star tattooed upon her back
Double Tex, she'll hit you like a truck
Double Tex and she'll mess you up

Texas said
This could be my last I guess
I gotta go, and now you know
I want a song, to live for long
It's a fair request

Texas made it out I heard
But her one need, I did heed
I think of Beth, while mocking death
Like a mocking bird

Credits:
Nico: Words & music, Danelectro baritone guitar, slide, Moog Opus 3, vocals
Brandon: Drums, Moog Taurus pedals
Sandy Casey: Guest vocals
Jay Faircloth: Artowrk

A Girl Named Tex

Wonderland: Round Three

The adventures of Shoggy Seldom's All Guardsmen Party, set in Warhammer 40k in the Dark Heresy system.

The All Guardsmen Party: Interplanetary Man Of Myster Part 2

The All Guardsmen Party: Good Soldiers Bad Educators Part 3

The All Guardsmen Party: Purges Some Heretics Part 2

The All Guardsmen Party: Nubby's Girlfriend

The All Guardsmen Party: What's In The Box

The All Guardsmen Party: Dude, Where's My Psyker?

The All Guardsman Party: And The Pilgrims

The All Guardsmen Party: Darwinian Character Creation

Album available on Bandcamp: https://ryanike.bandcamp.com/album/where-the-water-tastes-like-wine-original-game-soundtrack

Featuring:
Joshua Du Chene - Guitar, vocals
Site: joshuaduchene.audio
YouTube.com/joshuaducheneaudio
Instagram: @joshua.duchene
Twitter: @joshuaduchene
SoundCloud.com/joshuaduchene

May Claire La Plante - Vocals
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCpLkFgCoN5hwh3PjcA9bygA

Jeff Ball - Fiddle
Twitter: @jeffthatnoise
Soundcloud.com/jeffball

Max Wopert - Fiddle
https://maxwolpert.bandcamp.com/

Lyrics:
If I turn my eyes
From these cold blue skies
Won’t stay my worry
Won’t calm or quell

I can say my piece
I can barter my tale
Won’t ease my burden
But I might as well

There’s a heavy hand
Laid across this land
And it steers my journey
And it guides my pen

Press on, head high
‘Til the ink has run dry
‘Cause my story ain’t like
To wind home again


Well, I’ll beat my drum
‘Til my last day come
Or the mountain meets the sea

Yeah, the earth will shake
But the boughs she break
Won’t put no fear in me

‘Cause I see a land on high
So I pen my final line

Sky will shimmer and sun will shine
Where the water tastes like wine

Well, I’ve wandered ‘round
And there’s a code I found
Says a gentle manner
And a righteous way

This pair you’ll need
If you follow this creed
She’ll see you through
Until the judgement day

But there ain’t no law
Under tooth and claw
In the nest of vipers
Or the lion’s den

You can holler and wail
‘Til the echo goes stale 
Ain’t way nor manner
Gonna save you then

But I’ll beat my drum
‘Til my last day come
Or the mountain meets the sea

Yeah, the earth will shake
But the boughs she break
Won’t put no fear in me

‘Cause I see a land on high
So I pen my final line

Well, stories end and I’m closin’ mine
Where the water tastes like wine

So when the waters still
And you feel that thrill
For the open trail
Has slipped away

When the words won’t flow
When your fingers run slow
And the song you carry
Goes dull and gray.

Well, there’s a place I seen
Where the soul burns clean
And the verse it’s singin’
Rings pure and true

So cry no more
You just open that door
These shores of plenty
Gonna welcome you

And I beat my drum
‘Til my last day come
Or the mountain meets the sea

Yeah, the earth will shake
But the boughs she break
Won’t put no fear in me

‘Cause I see a land on high
So I pen my final line

I’ve said my fill and I’m feelin’ fine
Where the water tastes like wine

Heavy Hands - Where the Water Tastes Like Wine Soundtrack

As commissioned by the Black Pants Legion, here is Cargonia's national anthem, in the style of a Prussian March. The QM was actually a ling this round... LONG LIVE THE QUARTERMASTER! HAIL CARGONIA!

Lyrics:

Hail, hail Cargonia!
Land of stolen things!
Obey the quartermaster,
unless he's a ling!
Miners! Don't die today...
Cargo techs, push freight!
Our enemies are in dismay,
ALL HAIL CARGONIA!


Our station went to hell,
Security's dead,
Forgot by the head of personnel,
We still go ahead!
Let's rob the armory!
Syndies will not care,
Don't stop for the latent larceny,
No one cares for that there!


Hail, hail Cargonia!
Land of stolen things!
Obey the quartermaster,
unless he's a ling!
Miners! Don't die today...
Cargo techs, push freight!
Our enemies are in dismay,
ALL HAIL CARGONIA!

Cargonian National Anthem (Hail, Hail Cargonia)

The All Guardsmen Party: The Stealth Mission "Infiltration"

This song was from Battle Technology Issue 0102, October 3027. From my research, it was never recorded. The composer is Nina Barton and the lyricist, William H. Keith, Jr.

As such, I present it to you, as used in Tex's analysis of the Amaris Civil War: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c71x68uWd5k

Addemdum: Seems Soundcloud replies got a severe lag... I'll do what I can.

DropShip Thunder

I'm a narrator who does gametales, there's not much else to say, really.

I have a patreon set up, it's what lets me keep uploading on SoundCloud (there's a limit on total upload time). Please, help keep this channel here!

The All Guardsman Party: And The Pilgrims

The Tale Forge

Recent comments

clamore singing&music

Related tracks