Name: The All Guardsmen Party: Tyranid Acquisition Experts (Part 7) by The Tale Forge
Duration: 22 min 44 s
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Episode 474 - Don't Troll The Bear

The All Guardsmen Party: Tyranid Acquisition Experts (Part 3)

Original tale here: Original tale here: http://www.theallguardsmenparty.com/deliver.html

The All Guardsmen Party: Tyranid Transportation Experts (Part 4)

Original tale here: http://www.theallguardsmenparty.com/dewarp.html

The All Guardsmen Party Interlude: Dewarp

Original tale here: http://www.theallguardsmenparty.com/fetch.html

The All Guardsmen Party: Tyranid Acquisition Experts (Part 8)

The All Guardsmen Party: Tyranid Acquisition Experts (Part 7)

Original tale can be found here: http://www.theallguardsmenparty.com/secret.html

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The All Guardsmen Party: The Stealth Mission Begins

The All Guardsmen Party: The Stealth Mission "Infiltration"

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The All Guardsmen Party: Tyranid Acquisition Experts (Part 7)

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