Name: A chair and a hand mirror (featuring Mini Horrorwitz) by The Tony Soto Show
Duration: 40 min 25 s
Description: This week, Mini Horrorwitz stops by. Recently returned to her West Coast roots after many years in NYC, we discuss which side is better and much more.

This week the boys get very familiar. This month marks the tenth year the boys have known each other and Tony read the comments section to celebrate. After remembering why they love each other, Casey baits Tony into their favorite shared pastime, a fight.

This week, Mini Horrorwitz stops by. Recently returned to her West Coast roots after many years in NYC, we discuss which side is better and much more.

A chair and a hand mirror (featuring Mini Horrorwitz)

This week the boys are giving it their best shot. Super Tuesday solidified the presidential race which the boys try to talk about but quickly end up shaming each others’ fetishes instead. Two male humpback whales are caught on film having sex and the boys talk about how these poor whales got done dirty. The boys almost make it a whole episode without fighting over Israel but Nikki Haley dropping out of the race is enough of the trigger they need.

This week the boys join the ban wagon. Senator Katie Britt’s response to the SOTU proves why conservatives should leave acting to the Hollywood nepo-babies. Florida cracks down on spring breakers which is such an abrupt change of identity, it’s now illegal to talk about Florida in Florida public schools. Congress votes to ban TikTok, Boeing keeps literally falling apart and the boys are very suspicious of Queen Camilla.

This week the boys bring you doom AND gloom.  An earthquake in NYC and a solar eclipse have the boys thinking about preparedness. The IDF kills several members of a relief organization and all of a sudden now the world has had enough. Korean women are refusing to interact with Korean men and the effects are generational, while white Americans move to Mexico and end up getting real white about it.

This week the boys can’t extinguish the flame. A man lights himself on fire outside of Trump’s trial leading to an argument over who can be defined as crazy. A question for women in the woods leads to a surprising answer and the debunking of a misogynistic myth, while a scientific breakthrough has Casey worried about the future of humanity in general and Tony rooting for the end. Very on brand.

Thirty minutes of content from two gay best friends. This week the boys don’t fight once! The Washington Correspondents Dinner is supposed to be funny but to the boys, it’s just a reminder that Biden needs a better makeup artist.  Casey is still feeling butt hurt from the first Trump administration and if the Supreme Court grants absolute presidential immunity he’s preparing to get fully blown out by the second.  Tony shares best practices for getting out of jury duty and with Tennessee enacting more bad laws the boys share a plan for getting people out of that state.

This week the boys let the dogs out.  South Dakota Governor Kristi Noem brags about killing her dog which turns out is a little too maga even for maga.  Protests on campuses nationwide have the boys (predictable) arguing but (surprisingly) also agreeing.  Kevin Spacey asks to be uncanceled so the boys give some hot takes on The Biz.

A thirty-minute show with two best friends who happen to be gay that are not afraid to argue.

This week the boys strike nothing from the record. Marjorie Taylor Green and Jasmine Crockett fight on the congressional floor and Casey likens it to the narrative surrounding the Gaza protest movement which sparks an argument more civil than anything you’d see in Congress these days. Move over snakes, now there are measles on a plane and the boys talk about how gross that is.  Elon Musk plans to insert a chip into a second human brain and Tony complains that we haven’t seen enough results from the first chip.

Tony Soto is one part narcissist, and one part narcissist. Known for his outspoken opinions about everything you don’t want said in front of your mother, he and his friends are guaranteed to make you laugh (at them).

A chair and a hand mirror (featuring Mini Horrorwitz)

The Tony Soto Show

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