Hello everyone,
Phil Stephens here. I started micro dosing, but I've been hearing peeps and whispers to keep publishing music. In order to keep a clear head I also started doing yoga in a weird rundown glass factory. The instructor is a hot babe! The more I do yoga under her care, the more I forgot about my ex wife. The instructor is great, but for some reason I seem to be her only student. Her flirtatious advances have been increasing so I might lower my flesh light use to once a day. 

From Dj Pablo Speed: Hola amigos, espero que todos estén seguros y les vaya bien durante estos tiempos difíciles. Mi abuela se contagió de covid, pero está de muy buen humor, como espero que todos ustedes también lo estén. Que sus comunidades se mantengan seguras y sus hijos no estén en mis manos.

From Prince Krinklenose: This guy is really funny, his miracle powder saved zartush's life! We will come to Columbia more often yipeee!

9/10

Pablo X Krinklenose - Cocaine Covid

Hi everyone,
Phil Stephens here. I just tried anal with a prostitute for the first time. I don't know if I still have shit on my cock or if it's gangrene forming. I officially ran out of fleshlights and now I'm forced to use the asshole of a 90-year old British whore. She has 0 teeth, so her gums feel very nice on my cock.
Thank you. Enjoy this track by Prince Krinklenose.

From Prince Krinklenose:
Hello! Please enjoy my newest track. It is about me and Zartush.

8/10

Prince Krinklenose - Figgy Pudding

Hello everyone,
Phil Stephens here. The 90 year old British whore has died, so the last thing in my life just passed. I'm craving the grave, my dudes. Luckily, my shipment of 40 fleshlights just arrived, so I'll be able to live for at least another week. Akhmed the Great is back from the dead, so he is giving me life as well. This tape is the first thing recorded since he rose from the dead. Enjoy.

From Akhmed the Great:
I t  i s  m y  d u t y  t o  s t o p  D J  A k h m e d a  b e f o r e  s h e  d e s t r o y s  t h e  p l a n e t .  E n j o y  t h i s  d a n k  s t a n k  b e a t .

10/10

Akhmed the Great - The Second Coming (ft. DJ Akhmeda)

P*%$Y Song

"Toss A Coin To Your Witcher"
Music Composed & Produced by Sonya Belousova & Giona Ostinelli
Lyrics by Jenny Klein, Sonya Belousova & Giona Ostinelli
Performed by Joey Batey

Toss A Coin To Your Witcher

Hello everyone,
Phil Stephens here. I just finished my last of the 60 fleshlights. Fast night. Must order more. Always, always need more. Unfortunately, my dad died from cardiac arrest while I was finishing in my last fleshlight. Sadly, he didn't get to see me use the whole package. Enjoy another new artist. I guess it's a good night for music.

From Angel:
Hey guys, life's perfect in Dusseldorf. Listen to my song. It's important. It's. Important.
10/10

Angel VonShlugenflagen - Dear Mom and Dad

"We like to feature third world artists that really make a difference." 
-Phil Stevens, Founder of Third World Records

Featuring:
- Adewale Akimbe (Nigeria)
- Akhmed the Great (Afghanistan)
- DJ Pablo Speed (Colombia)
- Prince Krinklenose (India)
- Pyong Tongee (North Korea)
- Slavicman442 (Ukraine)
- Captain Pirate (Somalia)
- Angela (Formerly Angel) VonShlugenflagen (Germany)

*Note: These are satirical/comical songs. We do not intend to offend any race, gender, or ethnicity.

Angel VonShlugenflagen - Dear Mom and Dad

Third World Records

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