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This is a collection of my own mashups; I made this playlist specifically for @user-560335128-325711990, so that he wouldn't accidentally play any "sissy, girly music," while he was at work. The tracks on here are all free of extremely big jumps in volume and are, for the most part, normal mashups. That said, some of them contain harsh language, so I wouldn't exactly call them "Safe for work," much less "Safe for School."

Juan's """Safe for work""" playlist

memes on graveyard of zomboss

Bustin to zomboss

real nostalgia with zomboss

Homestuck with Homie zomboss

[ Host - WILLY WONKUMA ]

- Songs in the Danganronpa series, as well as other visual novel games
(BOX 15, Welcome to DANGAN ISLAND!, Scrum Debate, Discussion Solar Edition)
(Ace Attorney, Zero Escape, Va-11-Hall-A, Katawa Shoujo)
- Songs about sweets or sweet food
(Collecting Cookies, Cookie Run, Sugar, Candy Crush)
- Songs related to murder, death, and corruption
(How Bad Can I Be?, I Can't Decide, Dance Till You're Dead, death bed)
- Songs relating to musical theatre
(Hamilton, Heathers The Musical, Battleblock Theatre, Jukebox Musicals)

Sources:
Danganronpa Another Episode - Last VERSUS (Danganronpa)
Danganronpa - SUPER M.T.B. (Danganronpa)
Green Day - Boulevard of Broken Dreams (Musical Theatre)
Ed Helms - How Bad Can I Be (Corruption)
Hamilton - Yorktown (Musical Theatre)
BattleBlock Theater - Level Music #7 (Musical Theatre)
Maroon 5 - Sugar (Sweets)
ELYotto - SugarCrash (Sweets)
Kanye West - POWER (Corruption)
Piano Fantasia - Song for Denise (Corruption)
Carmel - Monokuma SFX (Danganronpa) 

Arrangement: @megalolazing-1
Art: Denamixo
Stock: ElectroCV

Last Concept..

I think these two go together surprisingly well - peanut butter and jelly esque, if you will. Oh, and despicable me is here, too.

Thumbnail is unfortunately permanent.

SOURCES:
Cooler than Me - Mike Posner
Bad Guy - Billie Eilish
Despicable Me - Despicable Me Movie OST (Pharrell Williams)

Take care!

Badder than Me

Songs:
Polyphia - Yas
Porter robinson - Something Comforting
Tyler The Creator - See you again
Dua Lipa - Don't start now

Don't Yas Now

The Rave City Patrol is here! Stopping crime, one cyberfunk cityscape at a time!
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Commission for the lovely RaveCityPatrol and their super-cool world they've created. 
Find them here: https://twitter.com/GrandGuppyFish
Art by ComicAffinity!
Find them here: https://twitter.com/comicaffinity_
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And of course, find me on twitter for more toho: twitter.com/tohomoko

Go, Go! Rave City Patrol!

I've been thinking of this pun for the past couple of months, and I finally have the chance to capitalize on it. For the record, "suture" is pronounced something like "soo-chuh" or "soo-tre," so I promise that the pun makes sense phonetically. Sorta.

And yes, I know that this isn't a very complicated or glamorous mashup, but I've been spending time with family again and I'm trying to be in the moment, so this is just about the best I could do. Besides, I'm pretty sure nobody has done this before (on Soundcloud, at least), so I'm technically breaking new ground here. Well, as much as a mashup can ever be "breaking new ground," I guess.

SOURCES:
Smooth - Santana
Gentle Wind [commonly known as "Gentle Breeze"] - Trauma Center: Under the Knife 2 OST (Manabu Namiki & Noriyuki Kamikura)

Take care!

To better Suture mood

Thank you for always being so cool and willing to put up with my silly hobbies, mom. I hope this mashup was worth the effort! It was a bit of a nightmare matching BPMs with Drum Trip - which is the backing drum track - but I think I got it to mostly work out.

I'm generally content with the state of this mashup, after having been stuck on the ending for around 3 weeks. I'm still not super happy about the ending bit, but I figure that my mom won't hold it against me too much, haha. On the other hand, I am pretty happy with the cover art. I dunno, the idea of having a "forest" made of nails and screws that have been driven into the ground seems like something that some enterprising band would use as an album cover. Maybe even Rusted Root, who knows. (Hey, if anyone in Rusted Root sees this, I'm currently living in Pittsburgh. Hit me up if you want me to make your next album cover. :p)

SOURCES:
Bat out of Hell - Meatloaf
Drum Trip - Rusted Root
Walkin' on the Sun - Smash Mouth
Born to be Wild - Steppenwolf
Another one Bites the Dust - Queen
Tunak Tunak Tun (drums only) - Daler Mehndi
Pump it Harder - The Black Eyed Peas
(I Can't Get No) Satisfaction - The Rolling Stones
A little Less Conversation - Elvis Presley
Brick House - The Commodores

Take care!

I made this mashup for my Mom :)

Thanks to @englishnarwhal for giving some feedback on this mashup before I published it...although after what I'm about to say, maybe they won't want their name associated with this thing. :p

Look, I know that it's none of my business what people call themselves, AND I get why people might describe sex as "breeding," since breeding is formally defined as sexual reproduction between nonhuman animals. And sex and libido, being culturally perceived as primal and instinctual, are easy to think of as animalistic activities. So I get why people would say it - it makes sense, thematically, in a "I wanna fuck you like an animal" sort of way.

But breeding is, like, usually used to describe when people control which animals mate with others to develop offspring with specific, desirable qualities. Ignoring the fact that human breeding is also known as eugenics, I feel like calling yourself breedable is taking away your own agency around sex; it's like saying "do with me what you will, I'm an animal." And look, I get that those kinds of things turn some people on, but personally that just seems, uh, really screwed up. In calling someone "breedable," it feels like like saying "say goodbye to your self-respect and dignity, because your sex life, body, and offspring, are no longer yours to control." I know it's a bit of a hyperbolic interpretation, and I'm sure most people are only saying it for the meme, but it still makes me a little uncomfortable. Maybe I'm just too closed-minded, I dunno.

Anyways, that's why this mashup uses "Closer" as its backbone. More news at 8.

SOURCES:
Disturbia - Rhianna
Closer - Nine Inch Nails
Circus - Britney Spears
Crazy - Gnarls Barkley

Take care!

Honestly, not a fan of people unironically self-labelling as "Breedable"

Two things to get out of the way first: thanks to @assorted-interests for previewing this track before I released it to ensure it didn't sound terrible, and credit to Santiago Hunson on Youtube for doing the opposite version of this same mashup before me. (I hadn't realized someone had executed this idea until a couple of days before I finished it, so I'd say it was an example of convergent evolution in mashup-making.) You can find a link to their version of the mashup here: 
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2vPsiGFBnkk

Also, the idea for this mashup came from the same place that most of my best mashup ideas come from: me lying listlessly in my bed at night trying to fall asleep, with my mind racing (ha). I thought of the mashup idea and then the title in rapid succession, and I'm fairly sure I said "HOLY SHIT" out loud when thinking of the title in particular. Then I ran to my computer to write it down and, with that done, headed back to bed. Funny, that's actually the same way that my previous mashup was made, except I opted to write the idea down on a piece of junk mail lying on my desk. Not the shitpost, mind you, the actual mashup - the "not a fan of the word breedable" one. You know what I mean.

I'm not sure if anyone thinks the title is as funny as I thought it was, but I hope you enjoy the mashup anyways. These two songs feel like a match made in heaven honestly, I think it'd be hard for me to screw that up.

SOURCES:
Life is a Highway - Rascall Flatts (Originally by Tom Cochrane)
Free Fallin' - Tom Petty
Freeway driving sound effects, plus some sounds of me using the turn signals in me mum's car

Take care!

Life Is A Freeway

I've said it before, but I'll say it again: happy belated birthday (is it belated?) to @user-228977232! I hope you like this version better than the first one.

On that note: anyone who's been on my account for a while will recognize that I've already made this mashup before - in fact, it was the mashup I made for last September 21st. Why did I remake it? Well, for one, I'm out of ideas. But more importantly, I liked the original idea a lot, but I didn't have a great way of isolating the vocals and instrumental when I made it the first time, so the vocals sounded kind of crap in that version. Now, with the power of Machine Learning models, I bring you...this version! It may or may not be better, according to your taste.

(Oh, and I should mention that @aslightthreat has made a similar version of this idea recently, and I think it sounds cool. Go check it out! https://soundcloud.com/aslightthreat/sleeptember)

SOURCES:
Earth Wind and Fire - September
Nelward - Sleepwalking
Chumbawumba - Tubthumping
A little bit of tomfoolery. >:)

Take care!

September Sleepwalking

Knuckles Gets It Started In Here

I've done a lot of mashups over these past three years, but due to the 3 hour limit, I have to cherry pick the ones I like. >:T This is only one of two Jojo mashups I've done, the other being Turn Down For Whammu.

Bloody Nova

The Cha Cha Circulation

Holla If Ya Hear Me In The Corridors of Time

"Bassline Junkie" by Dizzee Rascal x "GCN Baby Park" from Mario Kart 8.

Bassline Babies

Pavirus

gun metal grey 2015 beta (real)

storm fuel overload beta (real)

If you think I'm tagging everything you're mistaken my guy
If you're not listening at max volume you're not living
my dream is that someone makes this into an animation
this guy made the image https://soundcloud.com/superscratchkat
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QBPVPbLjCHw
https://soundcloud.com/cyranek

MEME TILL YOU'RE DEAD

Another one I forgot to upload, this time from January of this year. I like how it turned out, maybe I'll make an extended version sometime.

Breaks Over Targets

^

there are 45 fanclubs as of posting this track

what is declining a call

original songs by Michael Guy Bowman and Lady Gaga
original mashup by WarioAkuma

when you improve a mashup from 2010

edit: we did it boys https://youtu.be/R09N6pEAoHQ
Hot damn, 20,000 plays. Just, think about that for a minute.
That means that someone sat down, went to a track of mine, and played it, and that's happened 20,000 times. Bizarro, dude.

I just want to give my greatest gratitude to everyone who's enjoyed something I've made, it really does mean a lot to me.
When I started making rips I never thought I would do the things that I've done (get onto SiivaGunner, make video game mods, learn completely different formats of video game ripping, get 20k, etc.)and everyone's made that possible.
I hope I'm able to make more dumb meme content in the future for everyone to enjoy.

Sources:
-Marx's Theme - Kirby Super Star
-X Gon' Give It To Ya - DMX
-Bodies - Drowning Pool
-Crank Dat - Soulja Boy Tellem
-Watch Me (Whip/Nae Nae) - Silentó
-Shake That - Eminem ft. Nate Dogg
-Gangnam Style - PSY
-Freestyle - Chip tha Ripper
-Space Jam - Quad City DJ's
-Smooth - Santana
-Bonfire - Childish Gambino
-We Are Number One - Máni Svavarsson

(also i'm going to try send this in to grr silvain. i'll see how that goes)

MEGAMARX [20K Plays]

GiIvaSunner's Highest Quality Xarlable Rips

Hey Luigi, Play the Sax

Original: https://soundcloud.com/bruh-de-la-boi/have-i-uploaded-any-autotuned-tracks-on-my-account-yet

Now with a more robotic autotune.

Also, about a week or two after I released the original, I found more tracks of Acapellas autotuned to the FNAF song. Minor trend setter?

Five Nights At Cars V2

T̸r̶a̸s̷h̵ ̶M̵a̴m̷m̵a̸l̷s̴
✮ Songs from the N̴i̵g̶h̴t̷ ̸i̷n̴ ̶t̸h̸e̴ ̵W̸o̷o̷d̷s̵ ̴O̶S̶T̷
✮ B̵a̸n̶d̷s̶ in t̶h̵e̴ Alternative/Punk Rock g̸e̷n̷r̶e̷
✮ Songs from the M̴y̷s̷t̴e̸r̶y̷ M̴y̷s̷t̴e̸r̶y̷ M̴y̷s̷t̴e̸r̶y̷ M̴y̷s̷t̴e̸r̶y̷ Horror genre
𝒮𝑜𝓃𝑔 𝒮𝑜𝓊𝓇𝒸𝑒𝓈
✮ Na Na Na - My Chemical Romance
✮ Die Anywhere Else - Night in the Woods
✮ Creep - Radiohead
✮ All Star - Smash Mouth
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Mashup by @dashingtoadie-the-sequel
Art by @keep-smyling

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V̷i̶c̵t̸o̷r̵y̷!̶ ̶T̸r̸a̸s̷h̷ ̵M̵a̷m̷m̸a̵l̶s̷

Original Songs:
The Caesar - Jerk It Out
The Killers - Somebody Told Me

Somebody Told Me To Jerk It Out

Siivagunner Upload: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=piHLWiiJjtk

funny death grips mashup in 2020, who up?

Sources:
- Death Grips - Culture Shock
- Crazy Bus - Crazy Bus Main Theme

Crazy Shock (Bus Blocker)

NOTE: This track has been reuploaded. Enjoy the onkey version!
Skip-de-diddly-skip-de-diddly-diddly-oh! (What do you fellas think about our Blues Brothers cosplay?)

One, Two, Three Four Five, this duo of time travelers have teamed up to duke it out with the whole competition! The tournament is living in desperation for a mambo, and the only people who make it happen are the Scatman and the Hatman!

★Songs by Scatman John or Lou Bega
(Scatman's World, Mambo No. 5, Scatman & Hatman)
★Pop Songs in the 90s
(I Want It That Way, Baby One More Time, The Sign)
★Songs in swing
(Fly Me To The Moon, Woodchopper's Ball)

This mashup was made by vvsvlogs @vvsvlogs, with art by 5Kids @beat5kids and Ieslar @filthy_ass_senpai. Stay Jammin!

Star Mambo HD

Snail-Chan floats into the competition! After her Magical Holiday on a Warp Star to a Pixel Galaxy, she's here to compete for first place in Mashup Week and Smash!!! her opponents with a blend of cute, indie pop music!

★Songs from Ujico/Snail’s House
(Pixel Galaxy, Hot Milk, Cosmic Love, Pastel)
★Songs related to the Kawaii/Future-Bass genre
(Songs from Dark Cat, Moe Shop and synthion)
★Songs from Kero Kero Bonito
(Break, Flamingo, Trampoline, Picture This)

This mashup was made by Toothn't @toothnt_the_second, with art by ConstipatedNugget @nugman07 and KryptoDigital @kryptodigital. Stay Jammin!

Future Street

you really can just put a bangin donk on most classical pieces and it'll sound alright

C'mon N Run It (The Train)

Cry some more, little man! Fully loaded with a trusty sandvich and several pocket medics, the Heavy Weapons Guy is here to capture the objective and win the tournament, representing all things Russian and Valve!
★Songs by games published by Valve
(Team Fortress 2, Portal, Half Life, Left 4 Dead OSTs)
★Songs about or related to Russia
(Rasputin, Tetris Themes, USSR Anthem)
★Popular Team Fortress 2 YTPMVs
(Soldier VS Masked Spy, OKTOBERFEEEEST, Bonkumiru)
This mashup was made by Vincent Mashups @vincents-memes-246806282, with art by ConstipatedNugget @nugman07 and 5Kids @beat5kids. Stay Jammin!

99th Place

Sorry for that last mashup, i kinda half-assed it. Here's a new one. 

also miku fucking kills scout

Sources:
Sexbomb - Tom Jones
Sauna - Persona 4
Striptease - Persona 4
TF2 Main theme
Sweet Devil - Hachiouji-P and q*Left feat. Hatsune Miku
TF2 Voice lines and SFX

(Sources for outro)
Hand in Hand - kz feat. Hatsune Miku|
Assassin Princess - Mitchie M feat. Hatsune Miku
TF2 win theme
TF2 voice lines

Miku's Sexbomb

FRANK: Usually I'm a big fan of pink, but JESUS CHRIST just looking at you is giving me eye cancer. I'll never know why the fuck some retard's OC had to be a snail loli.
SNAIL: No need to be so mean all the time mister! You should try showing your true colors one day, you've got a natural potential!

This mashup was made by CactusTeam @cactusteam, with art by ConstipatedNugget @nugman07, KryptoDigital @kryptodigital, Ieslar @filthy_ass_senpai, and 5Kids @beat5kids. Stay Jammin!

Snail's Sanctuary

Bloody Stream But Awesome

Sources:
Lemon Demon - Touch Tone Telephone
Madeon - Nirvana

Touch Tone Nirvana

Just somebody that posts whatever terrible jokes come to mind. Sometimes I'll post original work, but expect mashups and memes for the most part.

I'm doing my best to limit my internet usage, so I probably won't be here too often, but I'll try to respond to any messages I get when I get around to it.

Unless stated otherwise, all thumbnails and art on my profile (excluding reposts, of course) are my own work. Ballpoint pens, pencils, Sharpie markers, a good eraser, paper, and patience are my tools, and they've served me well. (There's also a bit of digital touch-up after scanning the drawings in, but that's less interesting to talk about.)

Take care!

Badder than Me

Throwawayaccountjuan