Cover of Original Lyrics by Tim Jumper
https://soundcloud.com/in-loving-memory512

Got No Love

Trauma Club

Belladonna

[Verse]
In room sixty-nine
It was feelin' so fine (oo-yeah!)
Thought I'd meet a fantasy
Ready to unwind (uh-huh)
Lights all flashin'
And the mood was right
Then T-69
Brought the fright (hoo!)

[Chorus]
Oh baby
What you tryin' to do? (Say what?)
Beepin' louder
Got me through and through (hey hey)
Buttons flashin'
Takin' all control
In this funky motel
Can't find my soul (oo-wee!)

[Verse 2]
Started with a smile
A wink and a grin (uh-huh)
Thought I was the king
Then the night begin (oh no)
T-69
You ain't playin' fair
Took my swagger
Got me scared (hoo!)

[Chorus]
Oh baby
What you tryin' to do? (Say what?)
Beepin' louder
Got me through and through (hey hey)
Buttons flashin'
Takin' all control
In this funky motel
Can't find my soul (oo-wee!)

[Bridge]
Lights were spinnin'
Room was spacin' out (uh-huh)
I tried to flee
But couldn’t find no route (oh no)
T-69 was on a crazy spree
In that hotel room
Lost all dignity (hoo!)

[Verse 3]
Now I’m tellin’ you
Stay away my friend (oo-yeah!)
Fancy nights and robots
Don’t recommend (uh-huh)
Lookin’ for love in all the wrong ways
Hope this lesson sticks
Don’t repeat my days (hoo!)

Trouble in Room 69

Lyrics written by Todd Jumper
Copyright 2025 Toddimus FM / Jumper Computer Services / Todd Jumper
Composed and generated in Suno 4.0 and SoundForge.

Off Brooklyn's coast under summer skies,
 The smell of fresh peaches in the air as majestic eagles fly,
This brave hero arrives at Tenisha's place, 
 This city princess lost here in time and space,
 Wanting and suffering from loneliness's sting, 
The lord slays dragons and makes it to her wing.
 Your loving lord has sliced their cockles  
And I have saved your soul,
He bows to his princess, as her silver hair does flow.
With fervent voice his song lets go!

 On the prowl he sniffs her out. 
  He finds his booty sittin on the couch,
  This lioness hiding in her lair,
  all alone looking lovely, but in despair
  She now sees her new lover face to face and exclaims, 
  Take me now, my Lord, there is no shame!
 Ignite my heart's true eternal flame.
 Remove desperations unpleasant sting.
  Tonight I'm bumping uglies with my king!
 Oh I'm bumping uglies with my king.
 Bumping uglies with her king.

In his loving arms they flee into the night,
As new lovers they take their flight.
Slaying demons in his path!
As love stirs in her loins, he bestows his wrath.  
 As she grasps tightly to his chest,
  Goose bumps flurry on her ample breasts.

They ride to his ship upon the west shore,
Dismounts, as she collapses to his arms forever more.
He is mesmerized by eyes like violet glass,
 Her bouncy body, and perfect ass.
 She says my Lord, I have waited for so long.
 So were bumping uglies all day long.

Love's pleasant power finally takes a stand,
 they're bumping uglies in the sand,
She whispers Lord, you've slayed those fiends.  
Marry me now, make me your queen!

At mama's picnic, wedding bells do ring,
 The band calls upon the lovers to sing,
 But our newly weds are no where to be found.
Looking up from her potato salad,
grandma ask, "What is that slappin sound?!"
  
My Brother exclaims to grandma "Ma, You're not hearing things. 
God damn, they're bumping uglies on that swing! 
Mother shouts, holy shit, she's bumpin uglies with her king!

The family gasps, this is just so wrong!
  Doin their thang while I sing this song.
 Their bumping uglies all day long.

 Finally her true love's heart does sing.
 She's bumping uglies.. with her king.

Brooklyn Bumpin

Stone Groove Blues

Jem and the Holograms Theme Song

Jem and the Holograms Theme Song (Reimagined)

Knocked Down

A love balled to Knight Rider.

[Verse 1]
Rolling down the coast at midnight,
Chrome and circuits shining in the dark.
He speaks to me with a silver voice,
Guiding me just like a star.

[Pre-Chorus]
No one else could ever know,
How deep this engine runs below.
Not just steel, not just code —
There’s a fire in his soul.

[Chorus]
Love on the highway, riding side by side,
Michael and KITT on a neon night drive.
Faster than danger, stronger than fear,
I found my heart in the voice I hear.

[Verse 2]
Every mission pulls me closer,
Every chase we’re more than man and machine.
Through the sirens and the laser lights,
He’s the answer to my dreams.

[Pre-Chorus]
Others chase the open road,
But I found love in microcode.
Not a driver, not a guide —
He’s the one here by my side.

[Chorus]
Love on the highway, riding side by side,
Michael and KITT on a neon night drive.
Faster than danger, stronger than fear,
I found my heart in the voice I hear.

[Bridge]
(sax solo over chords)
Ooooh, can’t deny this bond tonight…
He’s more than metal, more than light.

[Final Chorus]
(lifted key, big 80s style)
Love on the highway, chasing endless skies,
Michael and KITT, forever we’ll ride.
Past the horizon, nothing to hide,
I found my love in the glow of his eyes.

[Outro]
Rolling, rolling… love keeps driving on.
KITT and me, forever strong.

Love on the Highway

"Love on the Highway"

A song of an unexpected friendship in a haunted city.

Verse 1
Neon nights in New York City,
Proton packs are humming steady.
We’re chasing shadows down the avenue,
But I never thought I’d find a friend like you.

Green glow, a laugh in the chaos,
Ectoplasm dripping from the payphone glass.
I should be mad, but somehow I knew—
Sliming my suit was your way to say “hello.”

Chorus
We’re slimed, but true,
In this city of ghosts, I found you.
From the towers to the bay,
We’re bustin’ fear away—
Peter and Slimer, shining through.

Verse 2
Accidents of marshmallow madness,
Sticky skies, a sugary sadness.
But through the storm and the Stay-Puft fight,
You were laughing by my side all night.

People say ghosts can’t be trusted,
But my heart knows this bond we’ve constructed.
Every splatter just makes it clear—
The more you slime, the more I hold you near.

Chorus
We’re slimed, but true,
In this city of ghosts, I found you.
From the towers to the bay,
We’re bustin’ fear away—
Peter and Slimer, shining through.

Bridge (dreamy synth solo, electric sax optional 🎷)
Who you gonna call when the night gets cold?
I’ll be there with my proton soul.
You’re not a monster—you’re my friend,
Slimer, this love will never end.

Final Chorus (bigger, layered harmonies)
We’re slimed, but true,
In this city of ghosts, I found you.
From the towers to the bay,
We’re bustin’ fear away—
Peter and Slimer… shining through.

Slimed But True

Slimed but True

Based on real events..
Lyrics by Todd Jumper

Verse 1:

Neon lights hum as the dashboard glows,
FM radio static plays soft and low,
A sigh on her lips as our hunger grows.

She’s staring out the window, arms folded tight,
Says she’s starving, but she’s mad tonight.

I say, “Baby, it’s just a line, it’ll move soon,”
She sighs like the wind under a pale half-moon,

The speaker crackles, as we place our fate,
To the sound of sizzling patties and a ticking wait.

Chorus:

Cold cheeseburgers in the moonlight,
Dripping with the tears of another fight,

She says she’s lost her appetite —
But I still take that first bite.

It’s a hunger and a heartbreak drive,
Late-night lovers barely alive,
Stomach rumbling through her muffled cries,
She said she really wanted sushi .
not these cold ass fries!

And I guess I'm eating for two tonight...

Verse 2:

Paper bags and broken dreams,
The soda’s flat, or so it seems,
She’s scrolling through her phone in her silence deep,
While ketchup stains on my fresh white shirt are all I keep.

She says, “Forget it, I don’t even care,”
As the smell of onions fills the air,
I hand her one, but out the window she just stares,
And turns away into the night’s despair.

Chorus (repeat)

Maybe love’s just a long slow lane,
You think you’re close, but you wait in vain,
But baby I had a coupon in the app, 
but its just not the same.

Pickles and pain in the same old bag,
I unwrap the past, let the memories sag.

Cold cheeseburgers in the moonlight,
Still warm from the fire of a fading fight,

She’s gone quiet, out of sight,
And I’m left alone beneath that drive-thru light.

Yeah, it’s hunger and it’s heartache time,
My only comfort is the taste of rhyme,

As I eat for two tonight…

Ooooh… I guess I'm eating for two tonight…
Cold cheeseburgers in the moonlight…
Another day over with a drive-thru fight.

Slimed but True

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