I wrote this song a while ago as an antidote to all those horrible, sick songs that started in the ‘60s and continued for a long time. One of the worst was “Seasons in the Sun” made a hit by Canadian Terry Jacks. It was originally written in French by brilliant Belgian singer/songwriter Jacques Brel as a satire and well translated by Rod McKuen. Mr. Jacks seems to have totally misunderstood the original lyrics and intent. Result…barf! Anyway, I wanted to write the ultimate sick song. So, you have a bloke with more or less everything you can think off going wrong in his life.

I Need A Shoulder

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John Common: The Working Man

There's nothing wrong with the occasional cover. This one is a cajun classic.

Jambalaya (On the Bayou)

The Bisex Myth

Irish Country Music TV

Where D-I-V-O-R-C-E ends A-L-I-M-O-N-Y begins...

A-L-I-M-O-N-Y

No, No, No

I Need a Shoulder

This track was recorded with a band live somewhere in Manchester. It's a satirical take on Andy Warhol's premise of everyone being famous for 15 minutes. Although, these days, 15 seconds would be closer. 

I Think I Was Famous (But I Slept Right Through It)


This song's about who really wears the pants in most male/female relationships. I can't speak for the rest. 


I Need A Shoulder

Tony Sherman