check out https://soundcloud.com/diary-of-a-chosen-one . thanks rayne!
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THE SERVIETTE: It's a pleasure to finally meet you, Mr. Johnson! Why don't we begin with our first question? ...What does the name Hancock mean to you?
BORIS: I mean… he did score, didn’t he?
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SURVIVOR 02: THE SERVIETTE
-Comedy Musicians, Popular Comedy Acts, and Comedy in General! 
-Media Relating to Me or the People I've Interviewed, as well as General Journalism/News! 
-Canadian Musicians and their Culture/Things they're Known for! 
-Punk Rock, Ska, and Similar Genres! 
-Secrets, the Truth, and Things Everyone has to Know! 
-New Wave, 80s & 90s Hits, and their Tropes! 
-THE MASSES, WHAT THEY CONSUME, CONTRACTS, AND THOSE WHO SIGNED THEIR LIFE AWAY

(VICTIM 10 - Boris Johnson)
-Boris Johnson media
(The Boris Johnson Song, Fight For Your Right, Rap God)
-Politics, Politicians and Media with Villains who Won
(Leaders of the Free World, Born in the USA, Donald Trump)
-Artists from the British Isles
(The Proclaimers, AJ Tracey, Wilbur Soot)
-Rappers Eminem was too afraid to diss
(There’s a Platypus Controlling Me, Straight Outta Scranton, Anything with Dream)

Sources:
Kevin Temmer Tunes, claykid - I’ve Had A Dream For Quite Some Time (British Isles/Comedy Artists/Punk Rock) 
John Oliver - Washington DC’s New State Song (BoJo Media/Politics/British Isles/Comedians) 
South Park - Blame Canada (BoJo Media/Villains Who Won/Comedy/Canada/The Truth/THE MASSES) 
Jonathan Coulton - The Future Soon (Villains Who Won/Comedy Musicians) 
R.E.M - It’s The End of the World As We Know It (Politics/Everyone must know/80’s Hits)
Everything Everything - Breadwinner (Politics/British Isles/Secrets/The Truth)
Jonathan Mann - It’s About Ethics in Journalism (Politics/Comedy Musicians/Journalism/The Truth)
Elektrodinosaur - FLAT EARTH SONG (Too Afraid to Diss/Secrets/The Truth/Everyone must know/WHAT THE MASSES CONSUME) 
Drive Shaft - You All Everybody (British Isles/Secrets/90’s Hits) 
GatoPaint - I Know It’s You (Villains Who Won/Too Afraid to Diss; The Imposter/Punk Rock/Everyone must know/THE MASSES)

[CROSSOVER!-DOACO] Earth Is Only A Hypothetical

[UPDATE FROM RESEARCHER Red_9]
Project: PYRAMID_SCHEME has proved to be a catastrophic failure, though not an unexpected one. Despite its powerful appearance, it seems the Project did not have the properly accompanying firepower, and was beaten by a simple child with his balloon. After the balloon was popped, it seems Project 04 went into a dormant state, and after a kick from "Stingy", it was completely dismantled and stripped of its power. A useful learning experience at the very least. I have already submitted plans for the next experiment, hopefully it will be less of a failure.

Songs used
1) Banana Man - Tally Hall (Fruits)
2) Money - Poppy (Money)
3) 24K Magic - Bruno Mars (Money)

Victory! Monkey Farmer

[ADDENDUM FROM RESEARCHER 8tyseven]
..Quite the intriguing outcome. Never had much faith in that overgrown ape, anyways. Regardless, I am writing to submit a request to recapture the child and the remains of his "Bloon" to bring back to our facility. Perhaps he could be convinced to help fund our project, in return for.. Well, bringing back his precious blue toy. The financial specifics are to be discussed later.

Songs used:
1) StickerBush - SiIvagunner: King for Another Day (Monkeys)
2) My Balloon - nelward (Balloons)

Results! Monkey Farmer / That Blue Bloon

HAWLEY: Say, Quinton. It's been a while. How've you been?
THE REVIEWER: P̴͓͈̄́ḷ̴͍̃e̵̠͗ą̶͑͠ś̸͎̜ẽ̵̟̖ ̵̢̬́̾d̸̺̦͑̓ö̸̥́ñ̸̪͊'̸̛͕̖̑t̷͇̤̏̚ ̷̲̜́̀ḯ̶̺̆g̷͍̯͊n̸͍̤̊́o̷͍͝r̷͇̾e̶͔̩͊ ̶̰́ͅḿ̷̠e̵͓̤͐
CHONNY: I don't think he wants to chat.
NEMI: When I signed up to help I didn't think we'd be fighting cyborgs but I can roll with that.
THE REVIEWER: Ī̴͔̀ ̵̮̲̀̎ḱ̷̺͗ń̶͔̠̚o̶̝͔͆w̷̳̚͝ͅ ̸̟̻͠ī̵̡̲t̶̗̖̑ ̵͉͒͜s̴̨̕o̸̹͍͊u̸̥͎͛̒n̷̛̗̹d̷͓̜̊s̶͙̈́ ̴̛͇͕c̷̝͂̚r̵̘̓ã̵̰̗̿z̸̻͗͑y̵͈̰̅ ̷̦͓̾͘-̸̪͒͝ ̶͖̓̏B̴̠̻͆̕u̴̢̡̐t̴͍͌̄ ̶͖̹̃̎o̶̘̅͐n̵̨̅c̵͕̄e̴̹͉͆̃ ̵̳̲̍͗y̶̲͔̔͑o̵̯̺̍̊u̷̘͛ ̷̪̝͘g̷͍̓ǫ̴̖͆̍ ̶͎̭̒ḧ̸̹͖́͑a̵̺̺͆ź̷̖͇y̶̝̘̅,̴̜̿ ̶͍͂͛y̸̬͛̂o̸͈̞͂u̴͓̹͆́'̸̫̉͝ḽ̷̡͠ḷ̴̌ ̸̧̮̅ṵ̵̇̍n̷̙͂̆d̷͗̂ͅe̶̳͊͂r̵̘̀́s̴̞͆̈́ẗ̷̝̗́̈́a̴̳͇̅n̸͔̐́d̷͇͌́.̸̽ͅ ̶̨͌͠Ḯ̸̞̩'̶͇͊m̵̛̥͐͜ ̷̗͊͒ÿ̷̱͍õ̵̮͘ṳ̸̆̓r̵̦̱̊̎-̵̯͆̅
THE REVIEWER: ǎ̸͈n̶͍͖͊d̴̟̭͛̄ ̸̟̙̿t̴̻͛ḩ̴͊e̷̯̙͂ ̸̤̞̂̇L̶̮͐a̸̝͊u̸̞͋̃g̷̢͋ḥ̷͍̏̔ì̶͇̖n̶̙̂g̶̹̉ ̴̛͈͓͐R̷̺͆͘e̴̳͕̓c̵̠̳͐̔o̵͗ͅr̵̖̩͆͐d̵̤͔̏ ̶̩̆̂p̸̣̆ͅĺ̵̯̕ͅá̵͇̜y̴̧̛͓e̶̘̓d̴̠̐
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(EXPERIMENT 03 - THE REVIEWER)
[DEPICTION BY THE APPARITION https://soundcloud.com/memphis-576218917]
-FALLEN TITANS, "OLD INTERNET" AND WHAT'S LOST/FORGOTTEN
(FRED, TOBUSCUS, FILTHY FRANK)
-NICKELODEON PROGRAMMING AND LIVE-ACTION SITCOMS
(THE LOUD HOUSE, THE OFFICE, ICARLY)
-FELINES, NON-WEB COMICS, THEIR ADAPTATIONS AND GARF MEDIA
(HEATHCLIFF, THE LION SLEEPS TONIGHT, WHAT'S UP DANGER?)
-WHATEVER'S BEEN COVERED OR FEATURED ON QUINTONREVIEWS
(ARIANA GRANDE, PATRICIA TAXXON, THE BEE MOVIE)
-CRITICISM, ANALYSIS, REVIEW, THOSE WHO DO IT AND MEDIA WITH RELATED INFAMY
(MR. ENTER, JAN MISALI, THE NOSTALGIA CRITIC)
-FIRE, HEAT, BURNOUT AND THE PERFORMING ARTS INDUSTRIES
(HEAT WAVES, UNSTEADY, PRODUCER MAN)

(VICTIM 07 - THE MIND TRIFECTED)
-Joe Hawley, Chonny Jash, psychonemesis and their collabs/samples/covered artists
(Good Day, wings of wax, Dry Socks)
-Narrative concept albums, musicals, and involved individuals
(West Side Story, Jesus Christ Superstar, Shop: A Pop Opera)
-Skinny White Guys and their music
(Bo Burnham, Neil Cicierega, Weezer)
-YTP Culture, Samples and Media referenced in The Mind Electric YTP Collab
(Eddsworld, Scott the Woz, The Michael Rosen Rap)
-Things Split, Experiments and Human Components
(Gold Pilot, Wierd Science, Total Eclipse of The Heart)

Sources:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1DP_Gc_31dt23CFWVLFNBlmYXYJsk_3dwVr-kjwjLDb0/edit?usp=sharing

TRIFECTA TREACHERY

[Ultimate Rapscallion 06 - Drakest Lord]

Drake is the type of guy to go "Who, me?!" and loosen his collar when on trial for murder.

>”Drake”, Collaborators, & 2015 hits
(God’s Plan // Knife Talk // See You Again)
>Mii Media and Facial Features
(Miitopia // Wii Sports // Tomodachi Life)
(Nosebleed // Mouth of the Devil // Rhinestone Eyes)
>Goofy Ahh Music, Mockery / Parody, and Things I Cannot Take Seriously
(Daycare Theme // Mickey Mouse Clubhouse // Bad Piggies)
(Dare to be Stupid // YIIK // Bendy and the Ink Machine)
>Heartbreak and Villains / Final Bosses
(Somebody That I Used to Know // Go Your Own Way // summer bruises)
(Win the Race // Gangplank Galleon // One Winged Angel)

Songs used:
1) Sinister Plant - Miitopia (Mii Media)
2) bad guy - Billie Eilish (Villains)
3) Watch Me - Silentó (2015 Hits)
4) Can't Feel My Face - The Weeknd("Drake" Collaborators, Facial Features, 2015 Hits)

Sinister Plans

1ST BONUS

CHRIST-FOR-ARMS

- Jesus, and Jesus Media
- Songs By Daldo, and EDM Genres
- Bullying/Ridicule and Beans

I just found this kid in the snow... Giant pieces of wood for arms, freezing and nervous, and he doesn't really know where he's come from. 
...That, or he's not telling me. 
Lent him a spare jacket. I'm keeping him at the cabin until I can get a hold of his parents, or... anyone.
...
...He says he wants to help with what I'm doing.
If it'll provide a good enough distraction from what he's been through...
...
I guess he can help me out a bit here and there.

-Madeline

I, uh...
H-H-H-Hope I won't disappoint.

-Christ-For-Arms

Songs Used:

Camellia - Spin Eternally (T-This is, l-like, EDM, right?)
Panic! At The Disco - This Is Gospel (...O-Oh, like gospel like Jesus, I get it.)
Persona 3 - Burn My Dread (I-Is Jesus in t-this game? I don't know why else this would be here.)
Weezer - Buddy Holly (. . .)
Delta Heavy - Ghost (That's... EDM too, right? That's... a broad classification of music.)
Justice - Waters of Nazareth (Nazareth, l-like Jesus, AND it's EDM too, right? D-D-Double pull, haha!)
Nitro Praise - Our God Is An Awesome God (I-I love this song!)
Sabrepulse - Close To Me (...I feel like "EDM" is b-being really stretched h-here.)
Rare Americans - Brittle Beans Nicky (This song is about bullying... Like- W-Wait, the song isn't called Brittle *Beans* Nicky, what?)
Kenshi Yonezu - KICK BACK (I c-c-can't watch this show, but apparently the h-hero has chainsaws for arms? T-That's c-cool...)
David Saulesco - Tear Heaven's Seams Apart (Heaven l-like... Yeah, I get it.)
Skrillex - Bangarang (L-Loud... But, EDM, r-right?)
Sarah Saint James - mad at god (I-I get this one, t-too...)
mudeth - Innocence Glitched (Can't play this g-game either... But, uh... I'm pretty sure I-I get it, just from knowing what the title is...)

A Track About A Very Important Lesson...

ENTRY NUMBER ONE

JUSTICE

THE AUTHOR WAS UNABLE TO WIN AGAINST THE ASTRONAUT
HER FATE WAS SEALED 
HER DEATH WAS IMMINENT
...
SOMETHING CHANGED
THE EARTH REFUSED TO DIE
THE EARTH REFUSED TO DIE
....
...
THE PHOENIX HAS BEEN REBORN

VICTORY! THE AUTHOR

Hijacker 12 – Handsome Jack
-Gearbox Software, shooter games, guns, and high-tech weaponry [NO IN-GAME RADIOS i.e. Fortnite’s or GTA’s] (Borderlands, 21 Guns, Atom Bomb Baby)
-Self-aware and 4th-wall-breaking media, alongside media filled with pop culture references (Deadpool, The Stanley Parable, South Park)
-The CEO Grindset, people with it, and suaveness (Cruelty Squad, Elon Musk, Fearless Hero)
-People with extreme charisma and sigma activities (Brian David Gilbert, Steve Jobs, Stalkin’ Your Mom)

Lisa the Pointless - Blowout (Self-Aware Games)
Jukio Kallio - Where The Guns At (Guns, CEO Grindset: Yung Venuz)
Green Day - 21 Guns (Guns)
Tech N9ne - Face Off (Guns, CEO Grindset)
The Cab - Angel With A Shotgun (Guns)
Stamper - Buckle Your Pants (Self-Aware & 4th Wall Breaking Games, Extreme Charisma: The Narrator)
Oliver Tree - Hurt (CEO Grindset)
Migos ft Lil Uzi Vert - Bad and Boujee (Guns)
Mars Argo - Using You (Extreme Charisma: Mars Argo)
Dan Bull - You're Special (Shooters)
YourFavoriteMartian - Rich People $hit (CEO Grindset)
Brutalmoose - Gone (Extreme Charisma: Brutalmoose)
Cage the Elephant - Ain't No Rest For The Wicked (Shooters, Entire 2nd Source)

This Is The Part Where You Give Up

GIRL IN A DYING WORLD: Audrey created something that meant something, even if it was never finished. But that’s okay. Projects die. Passions dwindle. But the memories will live on. Or at least, I hope they will. Time is a river after all. 

TERMINATION SUCCESSFUL...?
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(Contestant 01 - Audrey ██████)

I guess I should’ve seen this coming. This was my burden and I didn’t mean for it to come back. To haunt me. To haunt us. We need to move on. I did, you can too. 

-MSP(F)A, their composers, webcomics and Trans Artists/Culture
(Michael Guy Bowman, Laura Les, Cecily Renns)
-Audrey’s References & Fanmade Recreations/Tributes 
(Earthbound, SiIvagunner, ANOTHER CHILDHOOD)
-Notably discontinued/cancelled/removed media & development hell
(TFA, The Yellow Submarine Remake, Your Favorite Martian)
-OHIO, IT’S INHABITANTS AND WHAT OCCURS THERE
(Lincoln Vlogs, twenty one pilots, Jake Paul)
-Self-Inserts, Audience Stand-Ins, Authors & Related Media 
(Sonichu, A Heist With Markiplier, Doki Doki Literature Club)
-Rebirth, Resurrection, Waking Up and Winged Creatures
(I Can See Clearly Now, Angels Cry, Chrissy Wake Up)

The Hexane Music Team - Morning (Audrey’s Works/Rebirth/Winged Beings/Waking Up) 
atsuover - missing you (Trans Artists/Self-Inserts)

RESULTS! Audrey ██████

Dream 10 - Joe Biden

PROBABLY THE MOST POWERFUL CHARACTER HERE IN TERMS OF STRENGTH, LUCKILY MOST OF THE TIME HE'S TOO TIRED TO FIGHT ANYONE

-Joe Biden Media, Rap Battles, and Diss Tracks
(Donald Trump Vs Joe Biden, Rasputin Vs Stalin, Looking Like This)
-America, Presidents/Politics, and Ruling
(Made in the USA, Blank Space, Lie, Cheat, Steal)
-Old People, Memories, and Malarkey
(I'm Not Yo Daddy, I'm Yo Grandpa, Thnks Fr Th Mmmrs, Remember the Time)
-Dragon Ball and Shonen Jump Media
(Perfect Cell Theme, Fighting Gold, Playing His Game)

Songs used:
Coda - Bloody Stream (Shonen Jump)
Fall Out Boy - Thnks Fr Th Mmrs (Memory)
Katy Perry - Fireworks (Joe Biden Media/America)
Miley Cyrus - Party in the U.S.A (America)
Legend57 Rap Battles - Jax Briggs Vs Joe Biden (Joe Biden Media/Rap Battles/Malarkey)
Lorde - Royals (Ruling)
ERB - Donald Trump Vs Joe Biden (Joe Biden Media/Rap Battles/America/Presidents/Politics)

IT'S JOEVER FOR YOU!

TRACK BY MADDY ( @lasagna-cat-2 )
ART BY ROSE SHRIMP ( @rosello-xanthis )

❄☟☜ 🏱💧🕆☜👎⚐💧👍⚐☼🏱✋⚐☠

- ACE OF HEARTS, THEIR COLLABORATORS, AND INDIE/PIANO ROCK
- HEARTBREAK, LONELINESS, MEMORIES, AND ALCOHOL
- GLITCHES, THE COLD, AND BODY HORROR
- NOTHING HERE IS REAL. INCLUDING ME.
- I'M HUNGRY.

Nine Inch Nails - Hurt [Loneliness, NOTHING HERE IS REAL, media centered around clones: Rick and Morty]
Ace of Hearts - Monophobia II [Ace of Hearts]
Junichi Masuda - Lavender Town [👁️]

ace.mp3

Detective Tourney is a 16 contestant triple elimination tournament, inspired by Detective Pony and DOATK, as well as a spiritual successor to TSCOTY.

00.Dirk & Minos
01.Lil Hal
02.Randall Munroe
03.Norman
04.DeepBlueInk
05.Rebecha
06.ZachGG
07.Puzzle & Sling
08.Nephrite
09.Marcy Wu
10.Mark & the Shadows
11.Lucas Cruikshank
12.Lucille Eve
13.Princess
14.Denny's & Fear Hole Man
15.The Lobster Incident
16.Mike "Rook" Phone
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The Strange Case of Tourneygami Yoda is a 16 contestant double(?) elimination tournament, inspired by and in tribute to Diary of a Tourney Kid, the Origami Yoda series and the Homestuck fan-comic Hexane. 

For Dreem, Tom Angleberger and Audrey, thank you for inspiring me so much.

I emplore you check them out :) 
https://soundcloud.com/doatk
https://mspfa.com/?s=1032&p=1

WE HAVE A DISCORD.... https://discord.gg/2d6aX9GUru

RESULTS! Audrey ██████

Detective Tourney [Post-TSCOTY]