Welcome back to another MC Fawful Rap Battle! Today's episode features two white guy content creators of different mediums; it's the rapper Hoodie Allen against video game reviewer ThatGuyWhoGames! Who will win? That’s for you to decide!

CREDITS:

Leo Barqui as Hoodie Allen (audio)
Dudz as Hoodie Allen (video)

RaccoonBroVA as ThatGuyWhoGames (audio)
George "Z-Gamer Guys" as ThatGuyWhoGames (video)

Written by MC Fawful
Beat by Kustom
Mixed by jort
Special thanks to Hoodie Allen, That Guy Who Games, the SmashMax Discord server, and the That Guy Who Games Discord server

Hoodie:
I got a fake ID and I’m thinking 
Who would ever hook up with this guy on some Plink shit?
Buddy up with me, then prepare to get burnt,
‘Cuz I saw your Tomodachi vid, you can’t even spit a verse.
Been running game for a decade straight, No Interruption
Talked about Luigi and still think you’ve good production?
New York’s finest when I’m rhyming, no time for ya BS
Kid, I was rocking CDs while you were stuck on the DS.

Tom:
I’ve seen people try to serve me, and I’ve- asked them to backflip 
But how you tried to stick those first lines was kinda tragic.
Yeah, well I’m about to show this frat boy what’s up.
Miis canonically have sex, and now I’m about to f**k you up!
Ironic, since I think around when your EPs were dropping
People started talking more about 3D Land, not your problems.
And you call yourself Hoodie cause they had dubbed you it in youth?
Well I’m decked out in flannel, so what’s this guy’s excuse?
They wanted Allen on Fallon just to get a quick laugh?
Well I’m friends with ToadBup… AND FonderAxe!!!
Connor got your fans excited, went to give your song a try,
But then you hopped out at the New York show? WHYYYYY???

Hoodie:
(Last verse though) Since I know you need attending
To some editing shenanigans or whatever type convention
That you’re repping, but if you wanna come to my show, you can line up.
I don’t even need a shots joke, all you’ve got’s a light gun.
So you can add this to your list of many falls.
Shit, I think I’d run to Google not to give you any calls.
Keep on writing short form, you can’t compare to how damn hard I go
And I’ll be honest, broski, I don’t care for Paper Mario.

Tom:
People Keep Talking of my videos and bits
Gone for three years, now fans are like; “you still wanna play this?”
Sampled “I Am Not A Robot”. Think you got something to prove?
BITCH I’m American and I’m MORE all American than you!!!
Now your music seems fun, but I gotta close this off,
Cause I’d sooner play my backlog than get through your catalog.
So know what? Keep your fame, cause I’m done playing your games;
You can just call me Tom, but you just got played! (That’s it.)


Alright, I think that's it. Stay tuned for the next MC Fawful Rap Battle!

Hoodie Allen vs That Guy Who Games - Rap Battle!

RAP BATTLE

Hordy Jones/Michah

Jogo/Leo Barqui

Cover Art & Mix by Box 

Written by King Ducky 

Beat prod Epistra

Hordy Jones:
The fishman have withstanded more than this villain has 
He bitches that spirits merit what all the humans live in and  
Yet he barely hit and ran one with his head still intact 
Stay hidden as ya can’t stand tall without a stick in hand 

You’re best eruptions are interruptions as a lesson learned
When ya fuck with the King of Verses don’t expect to get less than burnt
Ya never stuck as even the curses dont ever mention ya death, deserved 
Cause Mahito was more the entre while you were getting your just deserts

Couldn’t help enough when all your pals get crushed as your hot heads held up without shame 
Had the will to fuck with the best in the game, disaster curses are self destructive 
Guess it comes with the age, you can't stomach the pain we aren’t one in the same 
You’re bloods in the drains when you summoned the king and he bludgeoned ya brain till you thought that he loved the display! (Huh)

You fed the hand that bit you with the fingers which you misused
He bit off more than you can chew and the head you had was split through
Someones always punching the old bag, and it’s getting older
Whether Gojo or Sukuna, Jogos cursed to become polish for their pecking order

Jogo:
Everybody running when I step in while you’re buddy buddy with a pedofile 
Country’s loving that you been exiled now I’ll jump a junky so he's never getting out  
I comeback stronger then a second pair of teeth
How do you fair when compared to me?
You lost to the second in command while he could barely breath! 

You are higher up as you can’t stop the roids from getting in your system still you got destroyed
By a fire punch plus a light barrage to leave you fried and botched cause humankind had stopped him
This what your idol wanted? He would not enjoy how you spill their fishman blood to cough a point 
With your life force rotting your body and mind are locked in an Iron Coffin!

Hordy Jones:
Hey I-

Jogo:
Pardon? You ain’t been slave, your life stayed guarded  
A fake patron saint for a five day stardom
Stray straight away or the fire may start up 
Stay gaining weight; you’re plump size breaks margins
To hell with Noah his arcs the longest 
Paving a way? Sure, by biting Arlong

Fisher Tiger got shot through the chest
Only holes he has are when his plots on it’s head
You rocked the boat thinking you were unstoppable  
and almost led to the death of the land that you sought to protect 
Fish took the bait? No, that’s cause and effect
The elites want Fishman watched as a threat
This took the cake and now fish and man hate him
No bounty as nobodys wanting this catch!

Hordy Jones
I ain’t stopping to hold hands, you stood there watching your own friends get bodied to no end 
Dagon and Hanami had got their souls splat, 
Their power has withered and now you’re the coward that sits there 
Until they turn their backs then make a move at the drop of hat 
Ryomen caught onto the act and cut up the hack until he was Frothy the snowman!

Turn a cyclops collapsed, you're a riled prop to act as Sukunas warm up!
You should just storm off like ya hauled ass when he was moving towards ya!
Behead a hunched henchmen when unrelenting 
He’s seen infinity yet he’s spun a dead end!
Then erupts when he stuck his head in to run at the red king; a fools crime that led to a bullseye!

Jogo:
His scourge showed how lowbrow the ploy was to understand 
With your hometown dethroned while destroyed, what was your plan?
You’d lose then when admirals bruise his high and catch them all so fast 
Fuse you, Decken and the pills to get my chemical bromance!

Either or, rest assured your arrest is sure, leaving your citizens dead and worse
Even for a fat bitch your a cat fisher that led his force to a death wish war
Hordys not meatier as his story’s just stealing more ethics 
Burn with rest of your selfish shellfish perps, a meteor keeps his hordes at rest at shore!

Jogo vs Hordy Jones RAP BATTLE

Too Much Kirby vs Another Princess Is In Our Castle- RAP BATTLE (Feat. Trakked, Langle, and TheNauticalClaydol)

Trakked as Donny (https://soundcloud.com/user-995901394)
Leo Barqui and TheNauticalClaydol as TMK Virus (https://soundcloud.com/thenauticalclaydol)

Lee Bergantino as Princess Peach (https://www.leebergantino.com/)

Beat by Leo Barqui
TN by Ryu

LYRICS:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1BQRdxySdl5m8Vj9jmBfBGElZ3qIZM8Gb0tmHurJZzWE/edit?usp=sharing

Too Much Kirby vs Another Princess Is In Our Castle- RAP BATTLE! (feat. Trakked, Lee Bergantino, and TheNauticalClaydol)

#rapbattle #internethorror #creepypasta

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ennway as smile dog
freshy kanal as white face
dilly scott as fuzz the cat
rosenthal as bendrowned
fightmarker as red

written by dilly and ennway
mixed by ennway
beat prod. by ennway
art by gamingplush64 and jpegdogs
cover art by dilly scott

this series is a tribute to epic rap battles of history.
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ChainmailChasers vs. IMSCARED - RAP BATTLE!

DumbShlop as Happy Appy

Kurobane Azia as Mei Lee

Written by Hazelmoth
Additional help by The Lemons

Beat prod. by DillyDally
Mixed and Mastered by Zagranis

Appy Art by Hazelmoth
Thumbnail by Hazelmoth

Special Thanks:
AshleyMagica
garbageGothic
Langle
Matt Raichous


Happy Appy

Hi! It’s Happy Appy, setting foot in this match
Don’t touch that dial, ‘cus I’m running it back!
I’ve got an exercise to show, so let’s get experimental
Tonight —--------be seeing you at the temple

Watchers rejoice! Handing dubs like a passport
Check the CC, and I’ll give you a [CRASH COURSE]
I’d never pass an opportunity to teach kids
So Happy Appy’s here to crush your dreams, like Ming did

Children, open up your Appy Apps!
Today’s appetizers are some Appy Raps!
That’s the facts! Aren’t I just a natural?
[A BOMB HAS JUST STRUCK ONTARIO’S CAPITAL]

Mei Lee

I dunno why you’re here barking those lips
Targeted towards kids, also targeting kids
Here’s the gist, if my name is Mei Lee, maybe
I must assume I’m really good at melee, baby

Nobody’s getting in your van, you prick
Can it with the damn threats, Granny Smith
You’re demented, fermented, a pansy to burn
No hidden gem, just an Amber Alert

Jammin’ with the gals and boys, you wish you had my popularity
There’s Nobody Like U? Im boutta parry a parody
Knock a rotten clay doll with awful fables
Right off of cable, and into therapy

Happy Appy

H-H-H-Hi it’s Happy Appy! Reading rights like Miranda
Don’t touch that dial! I’M RUNNING HER BACK UP—---

FREEZE MOTHERFUCKER! I gotcha, red handed!
Pandemonium so bad, FCC had to ban it
This Apple owned you, I’m hurtin’ heads
Taking shots, now you’re turning red

This prowler powers through your finest hour
Leave networks fallin’ like CN Tower
Dropped a damn dome on their domes, you’re delirious!
Full stop, bitch, I’ll end this like a period

Mei Lee

Gloves off, scares don’t work with the redhead
You’ll fall from your tree to the worms on your deathbed

Get bent! Push me, I’ll push your core out
Like a storm cloud when I raise the roof like 4Town!
Slam you in the ground if you wanna see an earthquake
I’m so fly, you never had airtime in the first place

So professor, hows a fruit got beef with Noggin
I predict you’re a disaster for all creepypastas
The winner of this match, now that the battle has ended
A crime was committed, hope you ain’t bad with Forenziks

Happy Appy vs Turning Red - Rap Battle (ft. DumbShlop and Kurobane Azia)

these dragons are too scary for me

MetaStarVA as Ridley
Leo Barqui as Rayquaza

Written by MintOreos
Beat by Hollywood Legend
Mixed by Zagranis
Art by MegaPMB

[Verse 1: Rayquaza]
Seems a sinful spirit scaled Sky Pillar to battle
This fight won’t be easy when like Kraid you’ll choke from your shackles
Thought a psycho like you would at least not be a servant to her
But makes sense that Mother Brain would become a giant tumor

Don’t move any further ‘less you desire this dragon’s burns and Outrage
I know your foul play, assassinating any soul you face
So in the clouds I’ll wait to pounce this waste and when you shout in pain
You’ll see this is the one death that you can not fake

Backstory with less meat on it than your skeleton
I’m heaven sent, it took literal plot armor for you to stay relevant
I shouldn’t mention how my legend is never forgotten
When a rat has stopped this false god, now his saga’s gone rotten

[Verse 2: Ridley]
For your life’s sake I wouldn’t try to slander names
I will not be called a slave by a flying garden snake
So, you want to exchange blows? Then let’s get it
Turn the Delta episode to the elegy of this dead prick

Thought this living missile's role in his story would be bigger
But you’ve only played with legends when becoming their babysitter (urgh)
You’re way too bitter, if you’re high off gliding in the galaxy
I’ll crash you back to earth and have you grounded in reality

The casualties I’ve caused surpass the feats in all your fairytales
Though talk of the fairies you fight would likely get you scared and pale
So turn back and surrender to the cunning god of death
And perhaps you’ll go home without a chopped off head (GRAH)

[Verse 3: Rayquaza]
I’ve lived through eons with no sort of revivals (not one)
Yet that’s outshined by the fourth Prime’s production cycle
All of these threats to my life are honestly making me tired (*yawn*)
Can’t call you buff Spyro if you can’t even spit any fire

Couldn’t exploit metroids, so you plan to steal a baby
I mean I guess pirates would in the end be great thieves
Doing that ploy, by choice, even for you is plain crazy
Then your clan met Samus and she left you pushing up daisies

[Verse 4: Ridley]
Christ, you’re done right? That bounty hunter’s parents gave more
Bite in their fight, isn’t giving mouthfuls what you’re made for?
Hell of a savior, couldn’t even make it past the brawl
Falling to the whims of any kid with a master ball

Why do you protect them? It’s not some proud or grand cause
Maybe call Groundon if you want some ground to stand on
Or could it be you haven’t faced enemies that compare to me
When you black out and see stars, it won’t be due to rarity

[Verse 5: Rayquaza]
I exist to shield people from evil, our clash was inevitable
I have too much experience dealing with extra-terrestrials
You’ll never be fit to lead, I’m ending your tyranny
Like Nintendo with Other M I’ll wipe you clean out of history

[Verse 6: Ridley]
Deoxys is nothing to me, I’ll rearrange your DNA
And beat and maim your body so bad no one will find your remains
You’re not the same kind of threat you seemed to be on your cartridge
Tell Arceus, that your carcass is only just the start kid (*screech*)

Ridley vs Rayquaza - Mint Rap Battles (ft. MetaStarVA & Leo Barqui)

It is an FRB creators fate to do at least 1 Danganronpa battle 

STARRING:
TAFox as Celestia Ludenburg
Kurobane Azia as Yumeko Jabami 

Written by: 
ForgottenSon 

Mixing and Mastering by:
Danii

Beat by: 
Bob Bradley and Terry Divine-King

Beat Arranged by:
ForgottenSon

Thumbnail by: 
ForgottenSon

Celeste: 
Name’s Celestia Ludenburg, have we not been introduced?
Ah, you’re Yumeko Jabami? I’ll teach you a thing or two
about being a gambler and in the art of battle rap
So, if you want to survive, you best learn how to adapt
You know, there isn't much doubt that your school's a nut house 
That you somehow made even more run down. 
But let's have some fun now, 'kay? I hope we can enjoy this
Cuz this'll be the second time that you fell prey to some poison.

Yumeko: 
Pleasure to meet you, Celeste, but with your outfit, I am concerned 
Did you take a wrong turn to the Babymetal concert?
Oh, this battle seems like fun! Guess I got another thrill to seek. 
So, call me Hifumi cuz I’m about to spill the tea (hehe!)
You're nothing special, I've battled everybody from people inside the coveted
higher-ups for the fun of it 
Try to claim you're an Ultimate? Well then, do not lead me on!
SO COME ON, GIRL!! LET’S GET OUR GAMBLING FREAK ON!!!

Celeste:
Oh my! As I expected, you’re a few cards short a deck, miss
Should’ve guessed when you scared someone with a fingernail collection.
Not to mention, threw the council for a loop with your addiction.
So, to call you a wild card would be an accurate description.

Yumeko:
Well, I've read your backstory and I found the only reason
you became European is to hide the fact that you're a peon!
Make you drop like you were Sayaka and, know that, when we’re rappin'
There’s no need for Ikishima to cause a Trigger Happy Havoc

Celeste:
You think you'll fold me? Doubt that. Don't you count me out yet
I'd say that you're a bitch, but you're already a house pet
I got winning streaks because a better life is what I fantasize 
The only streak you get from gambling is in your panty lines (Eww)
Joy comes about when you win cuz you do this for amusement 
Yet, you don't feel any guilt for all the lives that you have ruined?
I’m at the Peak, you should give up Hope trying to beat me
But Despair runs in your bloodline...your sister would agree.

Yumeko:
[laughs sinisterly]
Now, let me stop you right here, if you speak on ruined lives.
Let's talk about how you killed some dudes simpin for an A.I.
Gaslit the fat kid into thinking he was at risk 
Fucking with his head so much until you left it smashed in!
Failed to play your cards right and in your trial, you went nuts!
Chance to own a castle went down the shitter - That’s a Royal Flush!
I've enjoyed the game, Celeste, but it’s about time that I close it.
Cuz, I’m pretty sure by now that you’re used to getting roasted.


Next time: Womp Womp! 

Celestia Ludenburg vs Yumeko Jabami - Rap Battles of the Forgotten!

Light_IWNL as Freddy Fazbear
Matt Raichous as Bonnie the Bunny
garbageGothic as Chica the Chicken
Vladimyr P. as Foxy the Pirate

MetaStarVA as Duck Guy
King Can Productions as Yellow Guy
MidgeCat as Red Guy
Eric the Audible as Sketchbook 

WELCOME TO A SINISTER RAP BATTLE
FIVE NIGHTS AT FREDDY’S
AGAINST
DON’T HUG ME I’M SCARED
BEGIN

Freddy Fazbear (0:23):
So I’ll step up to the Mic if you think I can’t pack a bite
But how do you get this idea when Fazbear will bring your Fright!?

Bonnie (0:29):
I could win this Solo; dissing puppets and a hobo
Our Silver Eyes can see that these robots will bring your End-o

Chica the Chicken (0:34):
My screws are loose from you now I’m so glad ya took the night shift!
Celebrate Victory cuz your “grotesque work” was lousier than Mike Schmidt’s!

Foxy the Pirate (0:40):
Y-Y-YAR! I’m cunning, my design’s stunning while you three are on the fritz
I’m running properly whilst you’re underdeveloped like a kid!

Freddy (0:46):
We’re Robin’ victories like souls and we’ll forever take the gold
Foxy (0:49):
Don’t underestimate me, matey or you’ll be hooked in Pirate’s Cove!
Chica (0:52):
bet you’re shocked we’ll leave you dropped because your show was such a flop!
Bonnie (0:55):
You couldn’t ever drop the bass and a win? You couldn’t Cop.

Duck Guy (0:57):
Eh, Pesky Bees, stop the noise, 

Yellow Guy (0:59):
it’s not my birthday

Red Guy (1:01):
They’re just little kids trapped in bots who think that they’re on broadway
Turn the Paige for a new chapter.. but your defeat’s still in the book

Yellow Guy (1:06):
Their games are like the color green.. Ain’t that right Sketchbook? (Paige): Yeah!

(Yellow Guy) Matpat was right, (Duck Guy) you improvise your games, (Red Guy) with no real story
Red Guy (1:12):
Click onto our episodes if you want this to get gory

Duck Guy (1:15):
Your Help is never Wanted, though it seems something is wrong
Yellow Guy (1:18):
Weren’t they supposed to get a movie? Guess that didn’t last long. 
Cuz your games are fading; and you’re no longer the trending fad
But it seems you all AR(e) micro-soft, quite unlike my dad

Duck Guy (1:26):
I couldn’t compute why they meddled with us, as they are not on par with the win we settled

Red Guy (1:30):
So I wonder what will happen when we scrap these hunks of metal.

Chica (1:32):
Let’s beat ‘em and Eat ‘em up! But I guess not enough is on the plate!
Foxy (1:35):
You couldn’t ever be the flashlight that be making Foxy P-Irate

Bonnie (1:38):
So just quit clownin’ around; your gimmicks’ cheaper than our salary
Freddy (1:41):
And these kids will go missing when they glitch out of reality

Bonnie (1:44):
For your belated murder (Foxy) There’s a P-Party Inside.
Freddy (1:47):
Where Freddy Files you a pink slip (Chica) then we’ll fine dine and you’ll die!

Freddy (1:50):
You weren’t ready for Freddy (All): and Friends to shred ya’ to confetti

Freddy (1:52):
But Your friends are not forever cuz I’ll eat them like spaghetti

Yellow Guy (1:55):
That verse seemed a little rustic so go drown yourself in Oil
Red Guy (1:58):
Seems you spat too little heat but still managed to burn your coils?
Duck Guy (2:01):
You’re running out of timmee!-
Red Guy (2:03):
Uh.. too bad your programs couldn’t think of more creative rhymes

Duck Guy (2:07):
Your victory is just a theory; your game’s overdone and dreary

Yellow Guy (2:10):
The bird eats the worms (Duck Guy) more like the wannabe Chuck E
Who spat Cheesy like their Pizza’s 

Red Guy (2:14):
boost them out the booth, 

Yellow Guy (2:15):
It's game over!

Red Guy (2:16):
And now I’m pulling the plug because their mommies need closure

WHO MURDERED THE MIC?
COMMENT THE WAIVER BELOW
RETURN TO THE DEPTHS OF HELL
FOR ANOTHER
SINISTER RAP BATTLE

Written by: Vlad
Beat Producer: Beatg33kz
Mixer / Effects: Vlad
Cover Art Made by Vlad
FNAF Cover Art Renders by EddieFRB

Five Nights at Freddy’s vs Don’t Hug Me I'm Scared. Sinister Rap Battles

Binky Barnes • Verse 1: (16 Bars)

I think I’ll be the one to tell you what my problem is
I’ve been watching over you, Wally, and I’ve seen all of it
I came for one thing, try to stop to me, your life is gone
Bust up in your crib and beat those rosy cheeks like Arthur’s mom

I’ll squash the bugs who made this restoration project
Cus there’s no point of trying when your acting like an object
You sit in silence, keeping eyes on people each day
But I’ve heard your Christmas specials, so let’s just keep it that way

But awful singing will not keep me at bay, you best be ready
That Mr. Rogers facade ain’t keeping anyone steady
Bugs on your websites and flies in your wallet, give up already 
Cus you’ve been struggling to come up on any paper like Eddie (…Dayum)

I wouldn’t go band for band, don’t even start it 
PBS has been raking in the green like Frank’s garden
So stay as puppet, inane and your nothing, you’ll crumble
The words on your page won’t be the only thing that’s left jumbled…

Wally Darling • Verse 1: (16 Bars)

What a wonderful kind of day for a battle rap
See, I’m a dog person, I think I can handle that
But protecting this neighborhood from you won’t be hard for me
I’ve been known to throw straight jokes like I was Barnaby!

Ha, ha, ha! But I get it though
Sometimes you just have to do things in order to get your goal
You think you can end your foes, but in every episode 
It doesn’t look like it’s filling the void in your empty soul (Ha, ha, ha!)

You speak of money but I don’t see any coming out
PBS was bumping until the orange man shut it down
Welcome Home’s funding’s gotten a lot from me
All I do is talk in green, I’m pretty fluent in floriography 

Binky bit off more than he can chew, like the talent show
Luke already clocked you for it, make sure that your mouth is closed
And the library too? I’ll shut you down like it’s the guest book
And watch you go up in flames, like my cigarettes would

Binky Barnes • Verse 2: (8 Bars)

You should’ve just went home, It’s clear that my victory here has been set in stone
Stop pushing my buttons or I’ll rip yours out like your eyes or the ones on your telephone
Communicated through spirals and eyes (uh-huh), then W had went and iso’d your site (uh-huh)
It’s ironic that Wally was left in the dark, you could say that the blind lead the blind!

I’ll leave you on read, like a calling cast, cus I don’t have a use for you, no longer
You dummy muppets can’t run, I’m taking your browser with me, I’m a Cookie Monster!
I’ve no time for sheep, this vessel? I will ignore that
But to get home…I had to step on the doormat…

Wally Darling • Verse 2: (8 Bars)

*creeeeeak* you’re right, I do find it silly
That he sucks at everything so much, his parents even named him Binky-
*BANG BANG BANG* I know, stop with your pleas
What can I say? The apple doesn’t fall far from his tree…

You started as a joke, and you kept going down
And I thought we were the ones who were made by a clown
Binky’s lost this, and now he’s getting dropped dead just like his show
I’m on top, you’re on the bottom, as above, so below

Welcome Home vs. You’ve Gotta be Kidding! • RAP BATTLE! (TRB)

Pancake as Mr. WPNZ

Egomanic as Tord


Beat by Retnik Beats

Mixed by Captain Jorge 

Written by Trav Shark

Additional writing by KnuxSir, TylerTheSnake & AngelicWarrior

Art by Trav Shark & ACE

Thumbnail by Trav Shark



Mr. WPNZ:
Well well, took me long enough to find a new opponent:
A single man with guns as his only love component
Are you manic or sick? Your actions are kinda nasty
What kind of leader pirates thirty four to get his trigger happy?

Oh there you go with the “Mr. Friendly” bullshit
Who ya tryna fool!? You're clearly evil with your whole fit!
Went all dark, yet failure is your one and only tact
You'll always be my shadow, so I'd switch back to black (ha)

I kill my foes while you got yourself beaten by three idiots 
I’ve heard of beginner's luck, but this is getting ridiculous
But hey, there'll be plenty of Gore on this short runtime
And I'll leave Lollipops and Rainbows with your body in the Sunshine 

Tord:
Wow, what are you supposed to be, one of my mechs?
No wait, you're probably one of Tom's classic stupid wrecks
Cuz you're all busted looking and got taken apart
At least some gunge repaired you…except your broken heart

Boy, you got scolded by your wife, but it ain't shocking 
You poorly manage people, and that does all the talking
A homewrecker to your marriage; like bombs you blew it
Guess I can call you Mr. PNZ since you add a nice RING to it

Now just cuz you lost custody, don't mean you can keep the kids hostage
And have them play Monopoly of your twisted take of bondage
Just an Ultrakill, it's clear you have no better hobby
We can ditch the walkie cuz there's no need to ask if you copy

Mr. WPNZ:
Really? foul criticism on my bonding?
You strike down a bowling head with your plodding
Drivin’ mad flames; I'm runnin’ on this beat
You ain't in the driver seat cuz you flushed yourself twenty five feet

Left the series and your friends, to the shock of your fans
But you progressively got sidelined before that in advance
Think domination will have your attention goin’ up?
It's selfish, thought it was enough with your character blowin’ up

In fact, shouldn't play god when you can obviously bleed
You're really showing how red Halloween can really be
I know, you came back as a villain as you discussed
But compared to my writing, it didn't feel this rushed!


THE RED LEADER SHOEHORNED TO THE END IS BUT UNJUST DUST!
AND YOUR NEW VOICE IS SOMEHOW A BIGGER VILLAIN THAN US!
Creator's world is still spinning, just without you since you're unsteady 
I'd wipe your face off the Earth, but the fandom did that already

Tord:
When I made my debut, I quickly became a fan-favorite
When you made yours, you forced your children to get a blocky player hit
In this fight, you getting a W is just inoperable 
Cuz when it's metal to metal, I'M UNSTOPPABLE!

Want to be a better parent? then you need to be advised
Television really connects the Puzzles for great advice
Assisting with the idiot plumber is something that I’d avoid
And your arm assisted only for his friend to almost get destroyed

YOU. ARE. WEAK!
Let anger get the best of you; near death is what you're leaning towards
NO. POWER. SEEPS!
If you want stronger fire raps, that's what the SMG’s for

You've suffered heavy downfall, what else is there to talk?
Your fate was sealed heavily with a walking metal box
Go catnap on the sofa cuz I know your life's out of time
Here lies a clanker who wasted both nine years and lives 

Mr. WPNZ vs. Tord ft. Pancake & Egomanic

Epic Rap Battles of Housery

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