Don’t gotta hold in your laughter when these felted funnymen take the stage!

Both voices, writing and mix by Leo Barqui

Beat by Raias Beats

Randy art by Hazelmoth

Ted art and thumbnail composition by Tompuffs

Special thanks to ClarencetheDuck, Hypotoria, Hazelmoth, Zagranis and Alchemyking

Edit (when it releases) by GreenOwl


Lyrics:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1si4nZeMpD15jOmZUrFMkt_sE3y1bfpR33vuMdqN3vME/edit

Randy Feltface vs Ted

Philly Nice (Spooky Mix)

Incredibox • Verse 1 (16 Bars)

(Sunrise!) Come on, come on and
Hold up, hold up, hold up the sky!
Any vibe is a reason to groove
…Except for the guys who can’t keep up the tunes (come on!)

(Hold tight!) Breathe in, breathe out and
Feel the rhythm flow through your mind
Though, I doubt that they have one 
Put ‘em back in their eggs and leave ‘em patched up!

Woah, look out! We in our element now, nobody’s better
Diamond your power source, and you still can’t apply pressure 
Yeah, I got a couple thumpies in the clip, but before that
Fling a thing and leave more holes in you than your lore has

But oh, little miss, this wins in your jelly dream
We’re cold when we spit, you’re just muttering anything
And if singing is enough to beat ya
Then we’re cutting you off like it’s PSVITA!  

My Singing Monsters • Verse 1 (16 Bars)

(Ha-ha!) I get your preaching love, that whole schtick
But no misses would stick it to those big ol’ lips
These guys ain’t got legs to stand up or fight us back
So Polo’s a no go? No one's riding that!

You guys are nuts, wrap it up with your bite sized beats
People need full videos to even hear your full team
And every style you bite off, it turns into stale white bread 
These candy rappers should’ve just stuck to Eminem / M&M

We’ve got a treasure trove of candy coated wonderlands
Every island has a vibe for anyone who wanders in
Here, we’re all a family and giving out mad love
It’s so out of this world, we don't need to reference Daft Punk

Sure, you drop something promising, but then it’s so small and
then the waiting’s the longest thing with every installment
Testing which fans are better? Well, we don't need to tell 
You took so long to drop content, the fans did it themselves! (Embarrassing!)

Incredibox • Verse 2 (12 Bars)

Wanna talk about who’s more fire? It’s you
You brought the fire back, just to colonizing for your use
And left ‘em stranded on an island stuck amber casing warm to the touch 
So are you satisfied knowing you're not number one?

This yetis slept on by his own god (yep)
They’d much rather have a mythical samurai than this cold fraud
And why’s this pile of moss yapping at me?
Furcorn looks like they have bug on they’re family tree

I won’t be glazing your screen, or anybody from your home, bruh
You guys are so fat, you live in a giant donut
See, you can’t stop our grind, we live to ride the fader
Just turn to stone and reincarnate as some better rappers!

My Singing Monsters • Verse 2 (8 Bars)

You can’t talk when your fans have been laying down hell 
They even jumped a kid because they were expressing themselves 
“Sprunk” into action and beat the fun out of it, man it was horrible
They switched their sides faster than the Pairanormals!

Yeeeeah, we love fruits, but that was in bad taste
Content farms saw cheese to be made, then turned Sprunki to a rat race
Then it spiraled into one big paradox
Now there’s no way of saving Incredibox

Incredibox vs. My Singing Monsters • RAP BATTLE! (TRB)

2FACE (SPITE) - Matt's Redemption [OST]

Ashes to Ashes 0.25

I don't even know who made it but its pretty good

Grace Evil: Chef PP

Mauve Macabre by Cloverderus ft. Sp0re - 201 Street

Investigateur / John P. as The Zodiac Killer
ProjectAlpha22 / Vladimyr P. as Light Yagami

WELCOME TO A SINISTER RAP BATTLE
KIRA
AGAINST
THE ZODIAC KILLER…

Zodiac Killer:
October 2025 The Zodiac will speak a final time
Unless I have to witness a watered down minor rhyme
You’re feeling Doubt when I Assault the mic although you’re quite the learner
Don’t need Shinigami eyes to see I’ll burn out Light Turner
If you try and Force your rhymes you can Misa me with that
Got this win in the bag; I’m not the chip you should be eating at
I take my victories like victims as I stack ‘em up
I spit these ciphers so cryptic to stream your defeat live on Sakura
With finding out my name, what are you hoping to achieve?
Even when hidden in plain sight, the police still could never find me!
Once this “god” meets his Death like the rest then I’ll confess
That you’re obsessed with success but it’s me who impressed the press

Kira:
It’s a promise when I say Boxman’ll meet his demise
Funny to think I stole your methods when you’ve only killed five
I’m the the one you should worship; in fact, it’s certain you’re a burden
This book isn’t a curse; although, beating you is my curse-ive!
You’ll be left not quite in paradise with the flick of a pen-cell
I do this for the greater good with a mind that’s so prehensile
Hitting on children is mental so for you there’s no potential
For causing a verbal murder because your end is essential

Zodiac Killer:
But you’ll be number thirty eight when on this track you’ll be dismembered
And you’ll never be remembered; call it karma for Raye Penber!
I’ll dictate this kid’s fate; eliminating to desolate
Without a trace, I’ll arbitrate, to intimidate every state
This Cryptic case concludes that you’re not so bright, Light
Can’t Faraday without a kill, and now you’re thinking you’re the Law, Light?
You surely ain’t no Lawliet; you have one major flaw, Light;
It’s your California flow! Call ya’ me, but version lite!

Kira:
The rules for pain isn’t a game but he could hardly spit flame
He’s dehydrated in a drought thirsting 40 seconds of fame!
I cleanse these rotten men from this rotten world with a pen
While your chest’s x target brings you slowly to an end
it seems you compromised those lives just to finally be recognized;
You’ll bite your own bullet since Cancer's all that you symbolize!
So take this L like Lawliet so I can make this earth right
You’ve fallen short cause victories can’t be seen with a searchlight
You’re Cruz-in, I’m abusin’, and you’re losin’ to a god
I’m the most dangerous animal; you’re nothing but a fraud
Your time is up, I am the one you should’ve put in your heart and prayed to
But now that it has skipped a beat, no hospital could save you…

*Zodiac Killer Gasps as his heart begins to ache*

Zodiac Killer (struggling from heart attack):
on a deathbed like your father, this the time to make a wish
it won’t come true, your movie exists and made you look like a little bitch
So I’ll take off my glasses so your dumbass is dead on demand
Why think to give me 40 seconds when a .45’s in my hand?!

*Gunshot, then both collapse to the ground, dead.*

WHO MURDERED THE MIC?
COMMENT THE WAIVER BELOW
RETURN TO THE DEPTHS OF HELL
FOR ANOTHER
SINISTER RAP BATTLE

ProjectAlpha22 as Ryuk:
Humans are so interesting… heheheheheh.

Written by: Vladimyr P., RNG, and Trakked
Beat Produced by: 2Deep
Mixer / Effects: Vladimyr P.

Kira vs The Zodiac Killer. Sinister Rap Battles

[Intro]

Yeah…
We all got pages we wish we could tear out,
But life don’t wait, nah, it don’t wait.
Every ending’s just the start of a new beginning.
Listen up…

[Verse 1]
I remember nights, cryin’ over what went wrong,
Replayin’ fights, replayin’ lies, trapped in that song.
Heart broke in chapters, tore my soul apart,
But if I keep carryin’ the past, I ain’t even startin’ smart.
Exes talkin’, memories stalkin’, tryin’ to haunt my mind,
But I can’t let old love dictate the new life I find.
Every lesson, every scar, every tear I shed,
Builds the bridge to tomorrow, not a prison for my head.
I’m done dwellin’, done yellin’, done fightin’ with ghosts,
I’m winnin’ in the present, let the past hit the coast.

[Pre-Chorus]
Every chapter’s behind me, I’m flippin’ the page,
No more chains, no more pain, stepin’ out the cage.
If you wanna love, love like it’s brand new,
Gotta drop the weight, gotta leave the residue.

[Chorus]
Forget about the last chapter before you start the next,
Don’t drag old shadows, don’t sign up for regret.
Every page is yours, every line is yours to write,
Rise from the ashes, step into the light.
Forget about the last chapter, leave it where it’s at,
The future’s yours now, no lookin’ back.
Heal your heart, free your soul, let your story flex,
Forget about the last chapter before you start the next.

[Verse 2]
Yeah, I see ’em tryna pull me back, tryna trap me in the past,
But I’m movin’ forward, fast lane, never last.
Old love, old lies, old heartbreak, old games,
I’m takin’ all my power, lightin’ my own flames.
New chapter, new vibe, new love, new trust,
Can’t carry baggage, nah, it’ll just turn to dust.
Learned my lessons, paid my dues, blood, sweat, tears,
Now I’m runnin’ to the future, no more puppeteer fears.

[Pre-Chorus]
Every chapter’s behind me, I’m flippin’ the page,
No more chains, no more pain, stepin’ out the cage.
If you wanna love, love like it’s brand new,
Gotta drop the weight, gotta leave the residue.

[Chorus]
Forget about the last chapter before you start the next,
Don’t drag old shadows, don’t sign up for regret.
Every page is yours, every line is yours to write,
Rise from the ashes, step into the light.
Forget about the last chapter, leave it where it’s at,
The future’s yours now, no lookin’ back.
Heal your heart, free your soul, let your story flex,
Forget about the last chapter before you start the next.

[Bridge]
Don’t let yesterday kill today,
Don’t let memories steal your way.
Your heart is strong, your soul is true,
The next chapter’s waitin’ just for you.

[Outro]
Close the book on the past, don’t peek inside,
The story ahead is yours to ride.
Forget what’s behind, let the light guide your path,
The next chapter’s ready… let go of the wrath.
Yeah… start fresh, start strong, start now.
Forget the last chapter, the next one’s your vow.

Forget About the Last Chapter Before...

Funkscop (CB) - Investigate

Pancake as Mr. WPNZ

Egomanic as Tord


Beat by Retnik Beats

Mixed by Captain Jorge 

Written by Trav Shark

Additional writing by KnuxSir, TylerTheSnake & AngelicWarrior

Art by Trav Shark & ACE

Thumbnail by Trav Shark



Mr. WPNZ:
Well well, took me long enough to find a new opponent:
A single man with guns as his only love component
Are you manic or sick? Your actions are kinda nasty
What kind of leader pirates thirty four to get his trigger happy?

Oh there you go with the “Mr. Friendly” bullshit
Who ya tryna fool!? You're clearly evil with your whole fit!
Went all dark, yet failure is your one and only tact
You'll always be my shadow, so I'd switch back to black (ha)

I kill my foes while you got yourself beaten by three idiots 
I’ve heard of beginner's luck, but this is getting ridiculous
But hey, there'll be plenty of Gore on this short runtime
And I'll leave Lollipops and Rainbows with your body in the Sunshine 

Tord:
Wow, what are you supposed to be, one of my mechs?
No wait, you're probably one of Tom's classic stupid wrecks
Cuz you're all busted looking and got taken apart
At least some gunge repaired you…except your broken heart

Boy, you got scolded by your wife, but it ain't shocking 
You poorly manage people, and that does all the talking
A homewrecker to your marriage; like bombs you blew it
Guess I can call you Mr. PNZ since you add a nice RING to it

Now just cuz you lost custody, don't mean you can keep the kids hostage
And have them play Monopoly of your twisted take of bondage
Just an Ultrakill, it's clear you have no better hobby
We can ditch the walkie cuz there's no need to ask if you copy

Mr. WPNZ:
Really? foul criticism on my bonding?
You strike down a bowling head with your plodding
Drivin’ mad flames; I'm runnin’ on this beat
You ain't in the driver seat cuz you flushed yourself twenty five feet

Left the series and your friends, to the shock of your fans
But you progressively got sidelined before that in advance
Think domination will have your attention goin’ up?
It's selfish, thought it was enough with your character blowin’ up

In fact, shouldn't play god when you can obviously bleed
You're really showing how red Halloween can really be
I know, you came back as a villain as you discussed
But compared to my writing, it didn't feel this rushed!


THE RED LEADER SHOEHORNED TO THE END IS BUT UNJUST DUST!
AND YOUR NEW VOICE IS SOMEHOW A BIGGER VILLAIN THAN US!
Creator's world is still spinning, just without you since you're unsteady 
I'd wipe your face off the Earth, but the fandom did that already

Tord:
When I made my debut, I quickly became a fan-favorite
When you made yours, you forced your children to get a blocky player hit
In this fight, you getting a W is just inoperable 
Cuz when it's metal to metal, I'M UNSTOPPABLE!

Want to be a better parent? then you need to be advised
Television really connects the Puzzles for great advice
Assisting with the idiot plumber is something that I’d avoid
And your arm assisted only for his friend to almost get destroyed

YOU. ARE. WEAK!
Let anger get the best of you; near death is what you're leaning towards
NO. POWER. SEEPS!
If you want stronger fire raps, that's what the SMG’s for

You've suffered heavy downfall, what else is there to talk?
Your fate was sealed heavily with a walking metal box
Go catnap on the sofa cuz I know your life's out of time
Here lies a clanker who wasted both nine years and lives 

Mr. WPNZ vs. Tord ft. Pancake & Egomanic

Epic Rap Battles of Housery