Pancake as Mr. WPNZ

Egomanic as Tord


Beat by Retnik Beats

Mixed by Captain Jorge 

Written by Trav Shark

Additional writing by KnuxSir, TylerTheSnake & AngelicWarrior

Art by Trav Shark & ACE

Thumbnail by Trav Shark



Mr. WPNZ:
Well well, took me long enough to find a new opponent:
A single man with guns as his only love component
Are you manic or sick? Your actions are kinda nasty
What kind of leader pirates thirty four to get his trigger happy?

Oh there you go with the “Mr. Friendly” bullshit
Who ya tryna fool!? You're clearly evil with your whole fit!
Went all dark, yet failure is your one and only tact
You'll always be my shadow, so I'd switch back to black (ha)

I kill my foes while you got yourself beaten by three idiots 
I’ve heard of beginner's luck, but this is getting ridiculous
But hey, there'll be plenty of Gore on this short runtime
And I'll leave Lollipops and Rainbows with your body in the Sunshine 

Tord:
Wow, what are you supposed to be, one of my mechs?
No wait, you're probably one of Tom's classic stupid wrecks
Cuz you're all busted looking and got taken apart
At least some gunge repaired you…except your broken heart

Boy, you got scolded by your wife, but it ain't shocking 
You poorly manage people, and that does all the talking
A homewrecker to your marriage; like bombs you blew it
Guess I can call you Mr. PNZ since you add a nice RING to it

Now just cuz you lost custody, don't mean you can keep the kids hostage
And have them play Monopoly of your twisted take of bondage
Just an Ultrakill, it's clear you have no better hobby
We can ditch the walkie cuz there's no need to ask if you copy

Mr. WPNZ:
Really? foul criticism on my bonding?
You strike down a bowling head with your plodding
Drivin’ mad flames; I'm runnin’ on this beat
You ain't in the driver seat cuz you flushed yourself twenty five feet

Left the series and your friends, to the shock of your fans
But you progressively got sidelined before that in advance
Think domination will have your attention goin’ up?
It's selfish, thought it was enough with your character blowin’ up

In fact, shouldn't play god when you can obviously bleed
You're really showing how red Halloween can really be
I know, you came back as a villain as you discussed
But compared to my writing, it didn't feel this rushed!


THE RED LEADER SHOEHORNED TO THE END IS BUT UNJUST DUST!
AND YOUR NEW VOICE IS SOMEHOW A BIGGER VILLAIN THAN US!
Creator's world is still spinning, just without you since you're unsteady 
I'd wipe your face off the Earth, but the fandom did that already

Tord:
When I made my debut, I quickly became a fan-favorite
When you made yours, you forced your children to get a blocky player hit
In this fight, you getting a W is just inoperable 
Cuz when it's metal to metal, I'M UNSTOPPABLE!

Want to be a better parent? then you need to be advised
Television really connects the Puzzles for great advice
Assisting with the idiot plumber is something that I’d avoid
And your arm assisted only for his friend to almost get destroyed

YOU. ARE. WEAK!
Let anger get the best of you; near death is what you're leaning towards
NO. POWER. SEEPS!
If you want stronger fire raps, that's what the SMG’s for

You've suffered heavy downfall, what else is there to talk?
Your fate was sealed heavily with a walking metal box
Go catnap on the sofa cuz I know your life's out of time
Here lies a clanker who wasted both nine years and lives 

Mr. WPNZ vs. Tord ft. Pancake & Egomanic

Epic Rap Battles of Housery