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TurtleFrogMan

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I write story songs.   Many of the stories are true.

Watch my videos!  YouTube:   https://youtube.com/@turtlefrogman?feature=shared

Topics:   Sexual fetishes, reincarnation, sleep apnea, women who don't shave, the story of January 6th 2021, COVID, drug use, pizza place robbery, weddings, divorces and funerals, cannibalism, the story of Joe Biden, transgenderism and pronouns, erectile dysfunction, the World Economic Forum, the story of the USS Indianapolis, time machines, accidents with laxatives, school yard fights, proctologists, teen moms, scientific studies, genital warts, generational divides, national divorce, peeping toms, abortion, petty theft, DIY screws and mental health, suicide etc.

@vickmusic.uk
I’m Vick, 26 and I’m based in London (UK) but Often in Sicily,where I’m originally from (Italy) 
 I’m a singer ask me more if u need

I like to make my music interesting with novel twists and turns so please take your time, I'm sure you'll enjoy the musical surprises in the songs.
It's my way of making instrumental music interesting.
 

I've been a performing guitarist since the early sixties, survived the hippie era. 
I was a member of several respected aussie rock/blues and original rock bands, such as the late sixties W.G. Berg, Headband in the early seventies, Fraternity MKII and Mickey Finn 1976 - 1992. Later I joined the blues band Hoy-Hoy! until about 2017.

I now don't play live due to an illness but, as you can see, I do my 'thang' at my home studio, a computer based Digital Audio Workstation (DAW) enjoying music making immensely!

I hope you enjoy my music as much as I do making it. :)

Promote Your Music HERE!: https://www.fiverr.com/s/YK4zZR

PLEASE NO PROMOTERS or VIDEO PLEASE. I DO MY OWN ! 
All new songs are real vocals and voices are not ai assisted. 
Mairidh Gaol is Ceòl: A well-known Scottish Gaelic proverb that translates to "The world will end, but love and music will endure”
Vocals now real people performing 
Collabs welcome. I’ll provide the lyrics if you would like to provide the music and vocals ? 
Scottish born and bred. Just exploring some ideas spinning round in my head and putting them up here. Various styles of music and trying to find my niche ! Songs are ai assisted. All the songs are written solely by me. All New music uploaded is  real people without any ai assistance on the vocals . Older Music and singers are partly ai assisted

It is exciting, special and meaningful to create original music. If we don't create, then who will? We are the creators and we will continue to create innovative music that benefits and uplifts humanity. We must continue to create, evolve and revolutionize the world through music!

https://open.spotify.com/artist/31z30JyUEF1yNOgEW6pch2?si=fsx_z8gJTqOBelSFFSA48A

ALL MY MONSTERS ist eine moderne Indie-Rock-Band aus München. Der Sound ist roh, poetisch, funky und vielschichtig – mit deutschen Texten und einem klaren Gespür für Groove, Dynamik und Melodie.

Im Zentrum steht Yeti Teutsch, Sänger und Gitarrist der Band. Als Songwriter hat er eine eigene Bildsprache entwickelt, eingängige Worte mit Hintersinn und Melodie sind sein Markenzeichen. 
Der musikalische Bogen spannt sich von Funk-Gitarrenriffs über soulige Countrysongs, verträumt poetische Balladen bis hin zu wildem Surfrock.  Die Texte erzählen von Liebe, Mut und Passion, aber auch vom Abenteuer des Lebens und der Macht der Fantasie. Direkte und raue Gitarrenklänge wechseln mit gefühlvollem Gesang, untermalt von einer kraftvollen Rhythmusgruppe mit Josef Schöne am Bass und Marcel Renault am Schlagzeug.
Musikalisch bewegt sich die Band zwischen klanglicher Wucht und filigraner Intimität. Einflüsse wie Rio Reiser, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Jimi Hendrix, Elliott Smith und Prince zeichnen den Sound: zwischen Straßenpoesie, Funk, Psychedelic, Soul und akustischen Momenten.

Sais Steely Dan keyboardist Jim Beard… “Congratulations on a marvelous album JOrdon!”.

Albany’s WXET Dave Michaels sais “ JOrdon your Pixie Dust album is a masterpiece!”.

Hello magical entity... Thank you for visiting..

Three names I go by are JOrdon, Jae Ordon and Mascot’s Distance,(which I use everywhere such as Spotify, Apple, etc.).

I've written music for Taye Diggs, Ian Gillan of Deep Purple, Pete Yorn, the Gorillaz Dan the Automator, John Spencer Blues explosion’s Russel Simons and Bed Bath and Beyond.  In summer of 2022 my recording Life Whispers On was #7 on Canada’s Cashbox Radio.  Currently finishing up a musical called Humane.


I'm playing all the instruments on many tunes, ones I'm not are…Brian Allen of Lori McKenna, Christopher Cross and Robben Ford on Bass, Michael McDonald's horn section, in addition to Yutaka Uchida playing drums on some tunes and Laurent Medelgi on guitar, also Danny Zanker and Joe Bearclaw Burcaw playing bass.
Thank you for listening to my Vegan, Folk-Jazz-Rock recordings…

Yan Grooger, artiste belge né en 1987, Créateur de sons électroniques depuis 1998.Signatures en 2015 de plusieurs singles sur des plateformes comme Beatport,Spotify, itunes...Sa discographie comprend des titres tels que Slow Motion, Human et Vis pour la musique, auto-production des albums L.P.E et easter eggs en 2025, On peut retrouver sa musique sur des services de streaming majeurs, ce qui témoigne de son activité en tant qu artiste indépendant. Il a également une chaîne YouTube où il partage ses créations.

Keep creating, this world needs music! 

infos:
grooger.yan@gmail.com

The aim is simply to combine diverse interests, influences and see where the ideas and the music lead. 

Apparition is the 5th album in this ongoing experiment and all pieces are available freely on Bandcamp (https://chimeramonde.bandcamp.com/album/apparition).Many are available here on SoundCloud.  I hope you like the sound.

Le but est simplement de combiner divers intérêts, influences et de voir où mènent les idées et la musique. 

Apparition est le 5ème album de cette expérience en cours et tous les morceaux sont disponibles gratuitement sur Bandcamp (https://chimeramonde.bandcamp.com/album/apparition). Beaucoup sont disponibles ici sur SoundCloud. J'espère que le son vous plaira.