Awesome song dude! I laughed so hard, fantastic lyrics! Excellent!👍😎✌🏼

You're So Vulnerable

RETORCIDO - banda de Mar del Plata años 92/94
integrada por:Fabian cachu Spaltro-bateria,Guillermo Cerato-guitarra,Pablo di Giovanni-bajo,Berni Villar-guitarra y Christian Lisotti-voz

07-Maria

C&F  Fa$t B1ack Prod By   Chameleon

Home recording: Final version of this song...added a capo 2 so it was easier on my hands to play. photo Indiana Bones (goldendoodle) 14yrs old, still had some tread left. R.I.P.

Get N Old

About To Get Down.

first mix April 19 - Jack Holston

A song for all us unknown, unsigned creators and lovers of songs

LYRIC
Hey, I’m able
Standing around but stable
Not grasping at straws
I don’t wait for applause
If it comes that would be sweet

In the meantime
Fumbling round for a new rhyme
Hope it comes soon
I’ve got a new tune
And it’s almost complete 

Come on and sing along
Won’t you join me in my song
Don’t be scared you’ll get words wrong
Sing along, sing along

Poor Franz Schubert
Imagine how much it hurt
Pouring his heart
Into his art
And only a few friends heard

Come on and sing along
Won’t you join me in my song
Don’t be scared you’ll get words wrong
Sing along, sing along

If you’ve heard me
And concluded
That old fool’s deluded
Can I ask you something else?
Could you keep that to yourself?

Don Quixote
An arm waving giant in his way
Spurred on his steed
He saw a need
For a hero to save the day
So I say…

Come on and sing along
Won’t you join me in my song
Don’t be scared you’ll get words wrong
Sing along, sing along

Sing out proud, sing out strong
Everyone can belong
Come on and sing along

Sexagenarian Volume V

Sing Along

Through The Flames We Fall

Music Is All Around Us

Rainbow

aKa - Rainbow

I came home for a business trip, my bags in the house just carried. 
My wife met me in the living room with just a nightie on 
She said “the good news I love you and would like us to stay married” 
That’s good news …..

The bad news is I had a one night stand while you were gone. 
That’s bad news….
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I stood there with my jaw agape, she’d shocked me into silence 
I should have read the tea leaves, should have seen the signs of course
I said, “the good news is I’m angry but I won’t resort to violence 
That’s good news …..

The bad news is tomorrow I’ll be filing for divorce.
That’s bad news….
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I left to find a hotel room consumed with indignation 
And I’m at the front desk of a hotel close by, down the street 
He said, The good news is we have a room without a reservation 
That’s good news …..

The bad news is its what we call our honeymooner suite
That’s bad news….
================
So I’m sitting at the hotel bar still numb and somewhat shocked 
And I’m telling the bartender of the burdens that I carry 
He said, the good news we’ve got it all, the bar is quite well stocked 
That’s good news …..

The bad news is the joy it brings is only temporary 
That’s bad news….
================
And few stools down this gorgeous woman carefully inspects me
And she got up from her stool and took the stool that’s on my right
She said, “the good news is I’m single and I find you very sexy
That’s good news …..

The bad news is a charge a hefty fee to spend the night 
That’s bad news….
===============
So I bought us many rounds of drinks, we partied to the hilt 
She brightened up my mood her disposition was so sunny 
The good news is my wife just cheated so I felt no pangs of guilt
That’s good news 

The bad news is I would have to pay this girl a lot of money 
That’s bad news….
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The honeymooner suite decor had a tackiness of fashion 
With a Heart shaped bed and pillows and a bottle of free bubbly 

The good news is we kissed with our tongues in a fervent heat of passion 
That’s good news

The bad news is the more we kissed the more her face felt stubbly 
That’s bad news….
===================
So I asked “are you a woman? Your face is rough like you have stubble” 
She dropped her pants and at the same time dropped a big bombshell 

The good news is I stayed quite calm, uninterested in trouble 
That’s good news

The bad news is I was drunk and horny and I figured - what the hell?
That’s bad news….
===================
I went back home the next day and confessed my indiscretion 
And after the therapy, keeping our marriage together is what my wife wants

The good news is our marriage has been great since my confession 
That’s good news

The bad news my butt’s been very sore for many months 
The bad news is ,,,,,,

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I've Got Good News And Bad News

Love turned to ashes, Blinded by flames
Uncontrolled tears, drowning in pain
Gut pulling like a string, twisted and frayed
Eyes of emptiness , turned to rage

You are forever, a ghost in my soul
Your memory,  taking its toll
Never ending fire, a flame that won't die
Blood rushes, to a cruel goodbye

Hairs standing up , a chill in the air
Face of betrayal, hallow stare 
Never ending lust dark twisted thrill
Blood rushes to a heartbreak instilled

 depths of despair, I find my release
 the anger and pain, I finally feel peace
 torment from lust , the price that I pay
The sting of  love's betrayal, never fades away

Cruel Goodbye

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