A little rocker out of a frustrating month. Hope YOU like it.

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A Beatlesque Country Torch Song. Some songs are sad, this is one of them. You can't be happy all the time, Verruca. Consider it Audio Prozac (Big Pharma, I am for sale)


I Only Sing Sad Songs Now

YouTube link: https://youtu.be/tcBoy7syI20 

Anyone who commits a crime must reckon with the punishment, as breaking the law carries consequences – both legal and moral. The penalty not only serves as a form of retribution for the harm done, but also has a deterrent, educational, and corrective function – reminding us that an individual's freedom ends where the harm to another person begins.  ✌️  Każdy, kto popełnia przestępstwo, musi się liczyć z karą, ponieważ złamanie prawa pociąga za sobą konsekwencje – zarówno prawne, jak i moralne. Kara nie tylko stanowi formę odpłaty za wyrządzoną krzywdę, ale również pełni funkcję odstraszającą, wychowawczą i naprawczą – przypominając, że wolność jednostki kończy się tam, gdzie zaczyna się krzywda drugiego człowieka.  ✌️  Todo aquel que comete un delito debe contar con una pena, ya que romper la ley conlleva consecuencias, tanto legales como morales. La pena no solo es una forma de retribución por el daño causado, sino que también cumple una función disuasoria, educativa y reparadora, recordando que la libertad del individuo termina donde comienza el daño a otra persona.

Punishment

Full Album - https://open.spotify.com/album/5UjtJqOMdYpvfvd0dpD3At

The Big Cheeses (Full album – link in description)

No Room for Endings

1st composition of the 1st album with my group "Cynical Tales"
with my friends Pierrick Mantillet on drums, Romain Dveaux on bass, Thomas Francommes on vocals and me on guitar.
today I wanted to present a version with a more current sound and a rewriting of certain passages

1ere composition du 1 er album avec mon groupe "Cynical Tales"
avec mes potes Pierrick Mantillet a la batterie, Romain Devaux a la bass ,Thomas Francommes au chant et moi a la guitare.
aujourd'hui je tenais a présenter une version avec un son plus actuel et une re écriture de certains passages

Fancy Confession <re release>

We Are All In Jeopardy!

I'm walking in the tall grass
Cool to my feet
Got nowhere to go
I got nowhere to be

O just to be boys again
O to be boys again

Help me up on this bicycle
Point me downhill
A hunert miles an hour
O what a thrill

O just to be boys again
O to be boys again

Maybe just a scent on the breeze
But it's all coming back to me
The sun suspended never to set
All been lost to me now, and yet...

A whole store full o' treasures
Penny candy and gum
I never knew shoplifting would be so fun

O just to be boys again
O to be boys again

O that I could lose all I've become
O that I could find what I once was

O just to be boys again
O just to be boys again
Oh to be boys

O To Be Boys Again

This track began as a MIDI track I had made using Logic. The individual stem tracks were then sent to the great Dr. Zwakkus, who then added his own tracks, remixed, remastered, and often times even performed many of these tracks on real instruments to render this musical idea into a true mark of Zwakkonian brilliance.  It is to be noted that any real instruments being played (guitar, bass, vocals and drums I believe) were played by Dr. Zwakkus himself.  The end result of this made the track tower high above the original idea that I sent him, and I am extremely grateful to have had this opportunity to collab with who I consider to be, probably the most original and innovative sounding artist there is, or at least I've ever heard.  Please do check out his music if you haven't, for I guarantee it is unlike anything you've ever heard in your life.  
Dr. Zwakkus: https://soundcloud.com/user-500725886

Moloko Drencrom ft. Dr. Zwakkus

💧 Refreshed – Steven Francis

Feel the reset with Refreshed, a 3:13 ambient track from 432Hz Relax 2 by Steven Francis. Tuned to 432Hz, this piece is a sonic breath of fresh air—soft, atmospheric, and gently energising. Like a quiet sunrise after a heavy storm, “Refreshed” lifts the emotional fog and restores inner balance.

🌬️ Inspired by the simplicity of stillness and the power of renewal 🎹 Performed by UK ambient artist Steven Francis, known for his intuitive keyboard work and perfect pitch 🌿 Ideal for grounding meditations, sleep prep, or a gentle post-workout cooldown

Let the frequencies flow through you. With “Refreshed,” you're not just relaxing—you’re restoring.

Stream or download it now via Bandcamp. One more step in the curated 432Hz Relax 2 sound journey.

432HZ RELAX 2

REFRESHED

🔥 I AM A BAD BITCH 🔥 - Full songs available on all streaming platforms

I’d love your support! This is just a preview – to listen to the full experience, stream the full album on:

🎧 Spotify → https://open.spotify.com/album/5WYzDtZ7ammmR8MKnRz29g?si=YbLvk2zYTvyYsHy0SLtHPw&nd=1&dlsi=dd350ecea90647d6
📺 YouTube →https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=OLAK5uy_kmAB2lIlpH_bysghg90pdgw0XYsysaAB8


⚠️ I don’t earn revenue from this platform – your streams elsewhere really help me continue.

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📝 Tracklist (preview version):
1 – 00:00 – 00:14 – Catch me If you Can
2 – 00:14 – 00:43 – Downtown I
3 – 00:43 – 01:03 – Feeling So Right I
4 – 01:03 – 01:32 – Pop my Collor I
5 – 01:32 – 01:52 – Power and Control I
6 – 01:52 – 02:15 – Talkin’ shi I
7 – 02:15 – 02:39 – Worked my Ash Off
8 – 02:39 – 03:09 – G-g-g-g-glitch I
9 – 03:09 – 03:26 – Here for the Cash I
10 – 03:26 – 03:56 – I’m that bish I
11 – 03:56 – 04:23 – Hush! I
12 – 04:23 – 04:28 – You can Take Control I
13 – 04:28 – 04:35 – You can’t Step I
14 – 04:35 – 05:05 – You can’t Touch this I
15 – 05:05 – 05:28 – My Crown I
16 – 05:28 – 05:58 – Icon I
17 – 05:58 – 06:28 – Dirty Wine I
18 – 06:28 – 06:57 – I’m the Baddest Bish
19 – 06:57 – 07:27 – Ignite
20 – 07:27 – 07:57 – Snap my Picture I
21 – 07:57 – 08:26 – Interlude I
22 – 08:26 – 08:55 – Take a Chance

I AM A BAD BITCH - Full songs available on all streaming platforms  copy 13

I write story songs.   Many of the stories are true.

Watch my videos!  YouTube:   https://youtube.com/@turtlefrogman?feature=shared

Topics:   Sexual fetishes, reincarnation, sleep apnea, women who don't shave, the story of January 6th 2021, COVID, drug use, pizza place robbery, weddings, divorces and funerals, cannibalism, the story of Joe Biden, transgenderism and pronouns, erectile dysfunction, the World Economic Forum, the story of the USS Indianapolis, time machines, accidents with laxatives, school yard fights, proctologists, teen moms, scientific studies, genital warts, generational divides, national divorce, peeping toms, abortion, petty theft, DIY screws and mental health, suicide etc.

We Are All In Jeopardy!

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