great imagery.  i can see everything in this track as you sing it.

......imagine writing this song 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀 so wild

not sure why you follow me if this is how you feel

This is the most offensive song I’ve ever heard.  I’m genuinely upset right now and I’m considering reporting you so you don’t offend others.  Socks should NEVER be worn with sandles and the fact that you wore cargo, not gym shorts makes it worse!!!

Love the vocals and relaxing tempo of this song. Great, great track

I was sitting in an airport lounge, sipping on some overpriced wine 
before my plane was due to depart 

She was very pretty indeed and sat down on a stool near mine 
And it didn’t take long for the small talk to start 

She asked about my flight and the logistics and in general the purpose of my trip 
And I asked her the same in an effort to be nice 

And then she asked me something no one ever had, it made my brain do a double back flip 
A question so disturbing, I was frozen like a block of ice 

She asked me, “What are your pronouns?”    

I asked her “what she meant by that”, I really didn’t how to react 
When the age old lines of demarcation blur 

She said, “I didn’t want to just presume that you were a man in fact. 
She said proudly, “my pronouns are she and her”

She asked me, “What are your pronouns?”    

She said, there are many possibilities, you might look like a man and might be one 
You might look like a man but prefer to be referred to as a “she”

Or you might be a woman under there, you shouldn’t see a man and think that you see one 
Maybe you’re a woman who prefers to be referred to as a “he” 

She asked me, “What are your pronouns?”    

I could sense that was getting upset, because I wouldn’t play the game she plays 
She said “let me help you out, I’m gonna go out on a limb.” 

You’re just another angry white male, longing for the good old days 
I’m willing to bet that your pronouns are “he and him”  

She asked me, “What are your pronouns?”    

I gathered my belongings and turned, apologized for making her mad 
And left to find the gate for the plane ride back home 

And I thought about the lessons I’d learned, in a history class I once had 
About the decadent days that preceded the fall of Rome

TurtleFrogMan

What Are YOUR Pronouns?

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