This was awesome! Victini's voice is so cute! So i think it's a tie.

Wait Victini can win any battle so did she (I think she is a girl) win..?

EddieFRB as Jirachi Skeep_Tieel as Victini

Victini in my opinion won, but why does it (Victini is genderless) sound like Fidget from Dust; An Elysian Tale?

Jirachi burned Victini a million times, so Jirachi wins.

Content I was involved with

Kingpin: Stofferex
Penguin: Seth W

Kingpin:
Check your ornithology, Penguins have never been fly
But test me and one Will, son, hit your Lounge with a Bullseye!
Fuck Ramsay, I’ve got the hardest verbal abuse in Hell's Kitchen
So squawk all you want birdie, you can’t spit like Fisk can
Enforcers, Skulls, Diablos, one bad move I’ll take you out
Drop you back into the lake, dames I take have always drowned
Unlike your goony clowns, I’m hard as a diamond, tough mudder 
Not even the Human Torch could singe the muscle on the blubber
The mind behind the mechanics, the guy who calls the shots
against a slimy bitch who cries and fits till he gets what he wants
But that nose is all you flaunt, and it’s no secret you see
Penguin’s only pissed because his other pecker is petite!

Penguin:
Now Wilson, really I don’t mean to be an accuser
You want celebrity status? Sign up for Biggest Loser!
You’ll see that stepping to this fella may not be so hella
if you edge another feather towards my umbrella!
So I’m the prey like a penguin? I’ll club you like a seal!
Take you to my freezer and GUT you. Oh, the squeals!
Bullied as a child and you’re still crying unfair
I’ll show you how to improve your city! Oswald for Mayor!
Foiled by a blind man, your career’s not in crime!
So peck off, Cobblepot has got the proper rhymes! 
Showing Gotham a whopper of hostility, I’m unstoppable
This prick being stronger than my monocle’s improbable!

Kingpin:
Fat? I’m three hundred and fifty pounds of muscle!
Got the Pres in my pocket ‘cause I know how to hustle!
You’ve barely got a burrough but I run half this country
I fought the Devil to a standstill, you can’t even touch me!
Your mom’s the only person in the world who ever wanted you
Fucked in the head from the past that’s always haunted you
The one thing that sticks out more than the nose on this bitch?
You’re such a harmless Napoleon you have to murder kids.

Penguin:
If you’re threatening to kill me, then better get busy
That’s been your worst line since “Wilson Fisk is in the hizzy!”
Check Pain and Prejudice and you’ll see no more Mr Nice Bird!
Screw DiCaprio, YOU’RE being sunk by an Iceberg!
Your whole crew are traitors, numbskulls or spineless turds
But still the fat Mr. Clean hires the likes of Turk!
I’m high class, stick to the ghetto, cause you can betchya
I’ve buried your career alive, just like Vanessa

Written by Seth, Dusk, B-Lo, thelegion

Penguin VS Kingpin - CBRB Vol. 2 Issue 4

Welcome to Episode Three of Wicked Crossover Rap Battles!

Today, the dancing demon himself, Bendy, will face off against Nintendo's #2, Luigi!
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CREDITS

► Bendy, voiced by
JMB 
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCiAwj3X-2xmeq1LhJ6K4W4Q

► Luigi, voiced by 
Mathew Swift
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Production:

► Written by
Mathew Swift, Dani Frias, Henry Jones, R, Red

► Beat produced by
Kustom

► Audio Mixed by
Mathew Swift

WHO WON?
https://strawpoll.com/7dcyb7e

Bendy VS Luigi - Wicked Crossover Rap Battles - Season One

In celebration of the N-Sane Trilogy, set to release on June 30th, 2017, the orange marsupial, Crash Bandicoot, faces off against his old, fire-breathing friend, Spyro, in the fifth addition of Wicked Crossover Rap Battles!

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CAST

► Crash Bandicoot, voiced by
Fle
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCur4uGqKrsKTgw4ht7PKDeQ?view_as=subscriber

► Spyro, voiced by 
Eddiefrb
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCzeVric_Vra1xgQzMQKj_aw
https://twitter.com/DiamondDaybreak
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Production
 
► Written by
Mathew Swift, R, DCRaps, Henry Jones 
 
► Beat produced by
Kustom
 
► Edited by
 ?????
 
► Audio Mixed by 
Mathew Swift
 
WHO WON?
http://www.strawpoll.me/13061953

Crash Bandicoot VS Spyro the Dragon - Wicked Crossover Rap Battles - Season One

Welcome to one rap battle to start off the summer, featuring the God of the Underworld, Hades, heating things up against the Fire Kingdom's own Flame Princess, in this episode of Wicked Crossover Rap Battles!
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Credits

► Hades, voiced by
Brodecai
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC560f1VJg5xNABrlma8y2ZA

► Flame Princess, voiced by 
SkyeBear
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCCrSzTJsHalnvocaPktmrvg

► Announcer, played by
Dustin/Freshy Kanal
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCNLjRiychUaaCU0uJTYDUYA
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Production

► Written by
Mathew Swift, Henry Jones, R, Dani Frias

► Beat produced by
Marsad Man

► Edited by
N/A

► Audio Mixed by
Boris
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCv7Auh1wdmxYFbTU5grlSYw

► Album Cover by
Aaron Peters
https://m.youtube.com/channel/UC5plV_Sdtl8e4hTdW7lJvdg
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Lyrics:

Flame Princess:
The people will be saying (Ooo) when they see me burning it 
So now I'll use my magma flow to scorch this churning twit,
Gee, where’s DeVito, he could really come in handy,
A running gag from Family Guy? Ooh, a piece of candy!
I will go the distance, like my father never compromised,
Oh, don’t forget, your minions are wearing our merchandise,
Back when the world was new, there’s the end of your dominion,
 Even without a Keyblade, I’ll strike the Heart of your Kingdom!

Hades:
Listen, sweetie, I’m at the top of my game,
Ruler of the Underworld, and you’re calling me lame?
I may have an attitude, But I ain’t no Cinnamon Bun,
Face it, Lynn Loud, there’s nowhere left to run!
While you bring your ex, I’m bringing Pain and Panic, 
You may be burning brighter, but in Pompeii, I’M VOLCANIC!
You’ll be better off, teasing Finn with his fetish!
I’d rather face his dog and his candy-coated chemist!

Flame Princess:
You’re facing Hercules, so does it matter, James? 
Once you’re more blue than your hair, or so, this faker claims.
While I’m on fire on this mic, you cower in the shadows,
It’s your Fate, Hades, but you’re asking “What are those?”
From the undead god, you spit fire smaller than Flambo,
I’ll watch your downfall as I go from Zero to Hero,
Just leave Finn out of this, this isn’t his fight!
This is my Red Throne, so get out of my sight!

Hades:
Ooh, I’m scared, another Meg in disguise!
This Slut’s Starlight Dreams will surely wreck this ride,
Bitch, you left your kingdom to be Finn’s “Blowtorch?”
While I rule over mine, burning foes while my flows scorch
You’re like the Human Torch, except not as Fantastic!
 Better watch your temper, sis, you’re going all bombastic!
Go Ahead and Cry, but I don’t want you to miss this,
I’ll release my titans, sending you back to Olympus!

Flame Princess VS Hades - Wicked Crossover Rap Battles - Season One

Mancha as Bill Cipher (+ Nightmare, Mettaton, Rumplestiltskin, and Steven Universe Cameos)
Fle as Nyarlathotep
Rattlebones Cosplay as Johnny Bravo 

Based off of this production by the RIT Cosplay Troupe! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DGHpsbfG3gY

Bill:
I strive to be your angle and your devil in this play
But you ask who’s been more played and I can’t Megami Ten-say!
Fall back to your void, Yu-goth, and retrace your Nyarlatho-steps!
As I spit nigh indecipherable rhymes to leave you plain perplexed
{I’m the Soul Edgiest of shapes! There’s no way you can harm me}
[Wait, is this from Cosplay Chess?] {It’s For the Fans, darling!
So let’s make a deal lest you just} become another meme!
Cliche, I know, but you’re only going to win this in your dreams!

Nyarlathotep:
Bravo, William, you got your pawns to fight for you
But a decent verse from you’s harder to find than E2
I come Ahtu, shoulda Shugo-ran, but I guess that you’re not scared
Non-Euclidean geometry? More like a Hollywood Square!
So take a look at this triangle, tryin’a be illumi-naughty
Things fall apart, the universe can’t hold my second coming!
You can’t UNDO your failures! You’re naught but a polter-Geist!
The only Fearamid scheme that is decent is your sacrifice!

Bill:
Wait, we only get one verse so he can use me as a doormat?
Screw this! I’m Weirdmageddin’ sick of the  Battle Bytes format!
In every universe I’m prime! But you? I might split my sides!
Nyarly, I’m pretty sure you’re only known as an an old guy!

Nyarlathotep:
Stop! You know I don’t play phar-aoh, don’t cross this Faceless God
Kneel to the Crawling Chaos! Suck my Necronomicock!
Outrap this Oregon bore again? Please, I do that in my sleep.
I have a thousand forms and more to make a isosceles weep!

Bill:
Oh come on, get to the point, you flowery eldritch fop
Or go back to your anime girl form! Let the weeaboos jerk off!
You’ll see the light of day when I illuminate this heathen
Because I’m taking this victory, your life, [AND STEVEN!]

Nyarlathotep:
So Dimentio can help me to leave this Flatlander plastered
Looking forward, this is more pathetic than your bout with Gaster
Vote on your screens now, but I fear ratings just might disappoint!
Even I can’t give a ten to the being known for his three points!

Battle Bytes

Bill Cipher vs Nyarlathotep. Battle Bytes #11

Dustin as Dexter 
Anthony “Plushy” Perry as Phineas 
Fle as Ferb

Dexter:
I’m Dexter, remember; Child Genius, no discussion.
Take some notes from Dee Dee, and learn to not push my buttons 
I’d tell you to act your age but maybe wait until you're older
Overshadow your bitsy brain on President Lincoln’s shoulders
Tedious Phineas; more repetitive than your series is 
A formula so simple, no wonder just toys were built with it
I’m uncertain why I’ve been pit against you in this Battle Rap
But judging by your intellect-- I suppose ‘Opposites Attract’

Phineas:
Hey Ferb, help me search for a legitimate diss

Ferb:
Wouldn’t that be discovering something that doesn’t exist?

Phineas:
Ahh, what a fine day for giving his algorithm criticism
You can’t love-handle a rap cuz this bookworm Ain’t Got Rhythm

Both:
You were trying for “Major Glory” but this genius inventor,
Only successfully devised a lawsuit from The Avengers

Phineas
The same heroes that I befriended--

Ferb:
Frank-einstein should be adjusted

Phineas:
With an ego more inflated than the Bounce House we constructed

Dexter:
I didn’t think a Triangle could be such a square 
Hey, where’s Phony Test? Oh wait, he’s right there! 
I despise this Dr. Doofus, even with my rude removed 
I’d need much less than 104 days to f*cking bust you!

Phineas:
For a show on Boomerang; I thought you’d have a good comeback
Dexter managed to murder his show but failed to kill a track
It takes more than your flawed inventions to contend to our adventures 
Your mad Scientist schtick belongs in the 2nd Dimension

Written by Fle, Adroit, R, Vladimyr P.

Audio Mixed by Fle

Cover Art by Geon

Jimmy Neutron:
Gotta Rap! 
Goddard, go fetch me the microphone! 
Such a pro-ton, you’d copy how I rhyme and flow like my clones
Phineas, your rap was tolerable but it’s such a bummer
That your verses started dragging on longer than your whole summer
Dorxter, I gotta thank you for coming; that’s a good call 
Because when I look down at you, I’m finally stood tall 
When I’m up against these lab rats, yo, I won’t need a Brain Blast
With science I’ll explain that, you tame brats have came last

Eddie as Jimmy Neutron

Phineas and Ferb vs Dexter. Season 3, Wave 1

The psychotic fatty from South Park, takes on Beach City's champion, in this episode of WCRB.

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CREDITS

► Steven Universe and Peridot, voiced by
 Matthew Thomas (Epic Rap Battles of Cartoons)
https://www.youtube.com/user/TheCRBattles

► Eric Cartman, voiced by 
Mathew Swift

► Announcer, voiced by
Freshy Kanal
https://soundcloud.com/freshy-kanal

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Production

► Written by
Mathew Swift, Freshy Kanal, Dani Frias, Tv rap battles 

► Beat produced by
Kustom

► Edited by
????

► Audio Mixed by
Mathew Swift

Lyrics:

Steven: 
This Tiger Millionaire is about to make this fatso pay!
Because I'm a Crystal Gem, and I’m always here to save the day!
This cluster full of cheesy poofs is on the brink of insanity,
I heard that Jennifer Lopez could really come in ‘handy!’
You're just a fat Aquamarine, except more careless and vile!
My good deeds can't compare to your criminal file!
Your show is run-down, while Beach City’s still in business!
Because I got my friends, unlike your taco flavoured kisses!
 
Cartman: 
Your story’s nearly over, Steven, here’s your last hurrah!
Just like Yellow Diamond, RESPECT MY AUTHORITAH!
It's not very wise for you to fight a raging masochist.
How can you even fight? You’re a mother-to-son pacifist!
Back off, you Crystal Jew, I’ll leave you Fractured But Whole!
If you're half-human, does it mean you only have half a soul?
Watch me spitting hotter, than when Satan came from Hell!
I lost all Faith + One in you, cause how the mighty fell!

Steven: 
Don't talk about my mother, tell that to your ‘fathers!’
This ain’t Casa Bonita, but you can still jump in the water!
This Meat Beat Maniac is just wasting his potential,
The way you treat your friends shows that now you’re completely mental!
Call me Chef, I’m cooking up all the comebacks for this kid,
Your rage can't compare to when Peridot blows her lid!
A show on Comedy Central? He looks more fitting in arts and crafts,
Go back to Cartmanland, and take this ‘coon back to the trash!

Cartman: 
You’re no longer Wanted, Clarence, oh, the irony!
It takes five fucking seasons to unravel your conspiracy.
Better get a Cookie Cat, you've ran out of fuel to fight,
Oh my god! You killed Kenny from your lack of shitty rhymes!
Even Butters makes a better Gem than this star child!
Your fanbase is atrocious, with all your Twitter suicides!
With Ronaldo holding more research, he’d make a better opponent than you!
I’ll take you back to Keystone, and give you bad reviews!

Steven Universe VS Eric Cartman - Wicked Crossover Rap Battles - Season One Finale

UnamusedDetective as Froslass
Mancha as Chandelure

Froslass:
I feel an Ominous Wind that’s not catching my frost draft
It seems these Polar opposites have finally crossed paths
About time you paid the Pryce for your murderous hot wrath
Hope you don’t froth and burn up at the sight of a Froslass!
I bet you wish your rhymes emitted such a bright shine
It doesn’t take degrees to make a Bose-Einstein
How exactly are victims supposed to Bond with their Destiny
If when trying to hold a candle, they get the death penalty?
All Hail to the belle who is Cloaked in the Snow mist
No way I’ll be bested by the ghost who has no fists!
Freeze where you’re flowing, pipes belong on snowmen
And I’ll leave you more broken than you are in Pokken!

Chandelure: 
Looks like a touchy dead woman could use some rekindling
It seems that Frozone is jealous of her Mega sibling
RU kidding me right now? Spikes are what makes you special?
You could get to the Snow-point if you just used your Temple
Try to spit Will-O-Wisp but your verse was not lit
Upon closer inspection - you’ll get burnt to a crisp
If I used Pain Split it would just heal you a bit
Because I’ve taken the offense while you haven't done shit!
Froslass is in last! I spit Inferno on the track!
You don’t know Jack Frost when it comes to lighting up this match! 
Warming up the earth more than generation five’s fodder
This lass can’t handle the heat even though the kitchen’s hotter

Froslass:
You’re treading on thin ice there.. Let me break it
I spit roasts to leave your Rawst Berry Incinerated
This ghost’s Lampspent after trying to stay cool
You’ll get extinguished by something as shallow as your movepool
I’m not letting my guard down due to a Chandelier
With his ability managed to infiltrate a lower tier
This kitchen fixture’s tricks have a ceiling you can’t hit
I’d tell you to hang yourself but it seems you beat me to it

Chandelure:
I can Sia are trying to swing with the Chandelier
This Sno-Runt’s facade fails without a Dawn Stone near
I’m known to cause fear, you’re only good for Powder Snow
And unlike your Avalanche, I’ve actually got flow
I’m spitting an Overheat felt through player’s screens
So i’m not threatened by a Blizzard from this Dairy Queen
I’ve been evaluating how much life force you’ll provide
There’s not much left for me - you’re already empty inside

Epic Pokemon Rap Battles

Froslass vs Chandelure. Epic Pokemon Rap Battles #4

Mathew Swift as Bugs Bunny and Announcer
Fle as Woody Woodpecker

Bugs Bunny:
Eh, what’s up, doc? Allow me to be Ms. Mean-y
Road-run out of this battle and take that left at Albuquerque
This bunny’s going Back in Action to obtain my second victory
You’re talentless! But, when I sing, it’s a real Merrie Melody!
Universally adored! You’re behind me, in the dust
Face the music, you’re outdated. Nothing more to be discussed
I’m legendary! People always Tuned out your Looney Toons
So I’ll add you to the crew of your own Ship of Ghouls!

Woody Woodpecker:
Knock Knock, guess who? Woody Woodpecker buddy! 
I got the pecks to reduce you to a Bug, Bunny! 
You’re Lola-loco to think ya could get her’ 
She’d turn to someone better; and hop on my woodpecker 
Ya’ diagnosis is this roastin’- that’s what’s up, doc! 
And I could barely bare the hare on the cereal box 
It’s Wabbit season, Bugs! Don’t think I would forget
So ravage underground, ‘cause I’ve got a bone to Peck!

Bugs Bunny:
Of course you realise… this means war!
You tried to peck off more bark than you could hope for
Steal spotlights from pandas? You can't win on your own
I’ll surpass you and Daffy; two birds, one microphone 
Mista, I’m the slickest trickster who's ever dissed ya
You’re history, forgotten, and no one’s ever missed ya
Eh, I’ll give you a punchline since you’re already a joke 
Now that I’ve fried this chicken,

Porky Pig:
Tha-tha-that's all folks!

Woody Woodpecker:
You may have collected respect and the company’s money
it doesn't take a genius to know that this bunny’s unfunny
I’m more raw than carrots- you should stick to ya pranks
I’m dropping rap bombs, while you’re shooting Blancs
You’ll fall with a Fudd as I hunt you on this track
You made this battle a drag, but hey, you're a queen of that
Stuck in another jam, you'll be left spaced out
But it's no surprise when you take 2nd place to a mouse

Written by Matthew Thomas, Fle, R, Legion, WonderPikachu

Bugs Bunny vs Woody Woodpecker. CMRB

EddieFRB as Jirachi
Skeep_Tieel as Victini

Jirachi:
Your Doom Desire will inspire a Stamp right upon your Heart!
The only peace will be out, just like your Sugimori Art!
Let’s see you reduced to just a Headbutt when I break your Zen 
Good luck trying to bust a move you get from more than one event 
Despite your Fire typing I don’t sense that you’ll spit bars 
It’s 100% accurate you’ll see Victory Stars 
Reduced to begging for the win as soon as you meet your Wishmaker 
Extinguishing Lady Liberty’s flame is only in my nature 

Victini:
Victory over this victim, Jirachi’s wish is defective 
Just contrast our typing - my burns are super effective! 
An overgrown Chimecho jingling throughout the sky 
Whose voice is more annoying than its favorite lullaby! 
Let’s hope your in-game use seems less annoying than your raps did 
Nope! You’re scoring cheap wins with your paraflinch tactics 
Now it’s time I V-Create a diss to leave you powerless 
Even your Future Sight should clearly see Victini’s winning this! 

Jirachi:
This number zero’s chance of winning matches his pokedex number 
It’s not merely Black and White! Your raps are triggering my slumber! 
Mana I'll be the one to leave you with no Last Resort
Disable you until you’re finished - like DS online support
A superstition with force but you left the storyline to Zekrom
A bland palette-swapped Celebi with a Macaron addiction
It’s Vale people, or your bloodline, you were forced to choose a side 
When asked to take attacks this weakling up and chooses suicide 

Victini:
If you wanna go and make me flinch you’ll need more than Serene Grace 
There’s nothing mythical about it! You’re just a disgrace! 
Tell me how useful it must be to go ahead and go to sleep 
Anytime anyone wants to hear your actual backstory 
This symbol of victory shines as your immolation is imminent 
You can’t stack up against me when my win rate is near infinite! 
Against the one with skill faker than the Groudon he made appear! 
Why don’t you come back and try again in another thousand years?

Written by Adam, Eddie, R, Freshy, Fruzmig, thelegion

Jirachi vs Victini. Epic Pokemon Rap Battles #5

Patron battle funded by Kubby!

HyperJacob96 as Voltorb
Freshy Kanal as Polandball
Mancha as Pokedex

Voltorb:
I’m about to Discharge, spit sparks, and go wild!
An electric menace shocks Lithuania’s bastard child!
Need the net to Know Your Meme, I’m iconic anyday
Check the dex and see that I’m number one hundred, okay 
This MS Paint disgrace wants to rip off Hetalia’s crown
I’m a real Premier Baller when flipped upside down
If he lashes at me like Hungary, I won’t be having it
[Voltorb’s Static]! Poland can into paralysis!

Polandball:
Head back to Vermillion! You’re trashier than your gym!
Always so unstable you could blow up on a whim!
You’re uniconic! Even Genwunners forgot your face
So even Poland can diss into waste of space!
You’re Ground-ed, pokeball can’t compare to my comic!
Your evolution’s so useless it’s just a half-assed backflip!
And for all the trainers out there, here’s a tip when you explore
Keep a irritating sphere forsaken on the hideout’s floor

Voltorb vs Polandball. Battle Bytes #17

Here is the original battle
https://soundcloud.com/videogamerapbattles/slender-man-vs-baldis-basics

Slenderman vs. Baldi - VGRB Cover

Darkrai:
Darkness engulfs every area you guard with your whole life
I’m unstoppable on the mic with a Psychic Type in sight
Cress’ll leave this battle bawlin, crestfallen feelings sulkin’
This Phantom’s Force is appallin’ when delivering verbal maulin’
Not even my dreams are as crude as what your creators did to you
GameFreak tossed you to the side when they wanted a New Moon
I’m the darkest guy, in the darkest sky, bringing forth demise right before your eyes 
Grazing your sights, turn off the lights, shadows arise, and I’m the one inside

Cresselia:
My presence saves the minds of those trapped in the darkness
You think you’re winning when my wing is the one thing that leaves you harmless?
That verse was for naught, I’m the only reason you exist
You’ve taken your best shot; but like Route two ten, you Mist! (This is 210 but needs to be said like this)
Blinded by fatal attraction to the heart of a little girl
Just return to getting bitch slapped by Diamond and Pearl
Regardless of the lower tiers that you leave shaking and numb
You’ve no influence here - there’s nothing to awaken from

Darkrai:
The Lake Guardians show that your concept’s just a mere amalgam
Of some typical mythicals with the worst one as the outcome
Knocking Off your raps, reverse the past, now I'll drag you to the afterlife
Giving you your final Lunar Dance, you're better off a sacrifice

Cresselia:
I fire off Aurora Beams to brighten up your dark crusades
Getting some lockjaw? I can see it on your face
The stars align, my Future Sight embraces night
Just sink back into the ground the next time you’re wanting a fight

Darkrai:
Even if my heart is plagued: beaten black and destroyed
You’ll stay devoid of all joy when you’re sucked into the void
And no matter if the Moonlight can provide external cover
You’ll be left in solitude to Struggle in eternal slumber

Cresselia:
Alice was your dream girl and fought for you but alas
I’m crushing your Dream World with thoughts of your own past 
Everywhere you go I’m following, you know the results
Your heart continues to slow... until it’s last Dark Pulse 

Light as Darkrai
Miss Shellah as Cresselia

Darkrai vs Cresselia. Epic Pokemon Rap Battles #11

Reshiram:
Bring the Thunder, younger brother, I'm surprised you'd attack
With such conviction in your ideals, the truth just holds you back
In fact, you’re not leaving with your philosophy intact
When I’m putting you and your companions all on Fire Blast
Don’t try to spit your faux voltage, even you should know this 
The truths in front of your face! I think it’s time you notice! 
Your reality’s obstructed by the passion in my heart
The righteous one takes the throne, and tears you apart

Zekrom:
When confronted with a future that at best looks unattractive
You’re immobile like you’re Dark Stone’d and just stand inactive
I’m proactive! You sit idle and just watch destruction happen
Yes we’re polar opposites - guess I’m the one that’s good at rapping
No matter which season, I own the whole region
Your wang’s more obtuse than your faulty sense of reason!
As Zekrom ascends from this whole debate
Try not to skew the truth; I decide your fate!

Kyurem:
Freeze where you are! If you dare pass the gates -
You’ll end up slower than a Crustle after a Glaciate
As you both start to Bolt when my temper Flares up
Embrace the cold and you’ll know something doesn’t add up
We got sliced in three, and that sealed your fate
Only when you splice with me you get a glimpse of raw strength
I consume both dark and light; you’re left empty inside
Only I can save this region from your futile feuding minds

N:
It’s delusional to believe that each of you are all right
I hate to say it but - this disagreement’s black and white
You’re meant to work in tandem, your goal one in the same
Restore the balance to Unova, representing yin and yang
Let’s foster peace in this world run rampant with hate
Verify that with purpose you’re not a slave to your fate 
Don’t hesitate to stand tall, fight for each one that is fleeing
Must I remind you that you all were once the same being?

Ghetsis:
Like your castle I’ll intrude, perhaps now it will soak in
Check the Elite Four’s fortitude; I’ll leave you broke, N
We’ve all heard it before so spare us all the useless spiel  
With thoughts more repetitive than Nimbasa’s Ferris Wheel
We no longer need you! You’ve served your purpose now you’re through!
Cofagrigus: 
It’s a shame you’ve never had a Mummy to run home to!
Ghetsis:
Free your Partners, you’re only hurting them with your commands
Only then can you find out with them where you truly stand
That’s the plan! Own Unova as the only one with servants!
Not even the Dream World could give your ideology purpose
So once I take control that’ll show who’s your daddy! 
Sing my praise throughout the world! That’s Harmonia to me. 

N:
My path transcends ages, it doesn’t matter if you’re my father
Disappear like your Sages! They’re nothing more than plot fodder
Getting your ghosts to fight your battles? Now Ghetsis, I digress
I’m banning you from this battle like it was the GTS
Take the offense all you like, across two years you’ve never won
Every time you rose up you got knocked out by your son
I won’t let our friends be stolen! You’re as cold-hearted as Colress
Just get rehashed in Rainbow Rocket! Sit back while you refocus!
You treated me like your namesake and molded me like Plasma
But you never expected me to become the legend dragon’s master!
I’ve broken free from your influence, once your evil’s extinguished
All in this world can peacefully coexist...

Mr. E Owl as Reshiram
Adam as Zekrom
Seth as Kyurem
HyperJacob96 as N
Mancha as Ghetsis

Reshiram vs Zekrom. Epic Pokemon Rap Battles #15

Thumbnail by: Jason Carreon

Beat: https://youtu.be/v4xzOp7hdrs
Beat Produced by: Boi-1Da and Jahaan Sweet
Beat Reproduced by: Exxzone
Written by: Jason Carreon and Creep Switch
Mixed by: Boris

Cast:
Saitama: Creep Switch
Captain Underpants: Boris

Lyrics:
(0:38) Saitama:
No need for an introduction, when a complex origin is what your storing
……………..
Oh I'm supposed to do more? I only need one line to be scoring
*sigh* being this good at rapping is…….pretty boring

(0:50) Captain Underpants: 
Traa La Laaaa, all I heard was blah blah blah
From a mopey business man who thinks having fun is a call
I'm the hero for the mosquito, you're the hero that is evil
Well at least thats what I heard from the rather feeble people...
Anyhow, while you whine in your monster invaded waist land
I'm going to end your tomfoolery!...With my waistband

(1:10) Saitama:
*Beat stops*
…….ok…….
*Beat continues*
Your hypnosis was improbable so many plot holes stuck to potty holes
I'm stopping foes from the ocean while your challenge is stopping flows
You're faker than any Deep Sea King that’s toyed with rumours
While your franchise is deep seeking anything else than toilet humour
Cus a serious punch will bypass the biased help you stick to
No other hero in their right mind would associate with you

(1:28) Captain Underpants:
You're a one hundred push-overs if you ask me baldy
If you wanna talk needs at least I ain't rated as flop B's
But when i toss thee to the moon with one measly throw
Your relevance will be filled with holes, guess you made an easy foe.

Saitama vs Captain Underpants

These brother duos prepare themselves for Kombat despite the rivalry between them. Hanzo and Genji Shimada of Overwatch against Kuai Liang, Sub-Zero, and Bi-Han, Noob Saibot. Which of these duos will win this battle? That’s for you to decide.

LYRICS:

Hanzo and Genji:
Hanzo:
I have lost so much already but I will not lose here
Despite my many burdens, I will still persevere
With every death comes honor, with honor, redemption
But with every death you make, gives you permanent imperfection 
Genji:
For Bi-Han, this won’t be his first time a Hanzo left him burned
Swift strikes from my blade is something you both deserve
With the guidance of Zenyatta, I’ve reconciled what I am
But with your cybernetic change, you brought shame upon your clan
Hanzo & Genji:
(Hanzo) Both of you barely outlived the likes of Johnny Cage
(Genji) And this Noob from Ed Boon came back as Quan-Chi’s slave
(Hanzo) Ask Mei, we’ve experienced cold temperatures before
(Genji) If you really want to scare us, it’ll take more than blood and gore

Sub-Zero and Noob Saibot:
Sub-Zero:
If you’re seeking us for Kombat, then you’ve been misunderstood
Hanzo’s bow skills are amateur, you make Kung Jin look good
We never hold back, the cold will make you suffer
At least my brother wasn’t murdered by his other brother
Noob Saibot:
We show no Mercy, so there’s no one here to heal you
We’d disgrace you to your clan but that’s something that you beat us to
I work in the Netherrealm, it’s true, but when I got word of fighting you
I’m willing to join my brother once just to beat two shit Shimada dudes
Sub-Zero and Noob Saibot:
(Sub-Zero) Slow your pace brother, I know this fight seems easy
But it’s not worth the effort but we’ll still receive Flawless Victory
(Noob) Yes, you are correct and they’re not worthy of Friendship
Because even your family clan treats you with rejection

Hanzo and Genji:
(Hanzo) You dare speak the Shimada name
And bring the family shame by using it in vain?
(Genji) If there is one thing we do to those who make such an assumption
(Hanzo) We awaken the dragon to unleash mass destruction
(Genji) You are the reason that Earthrealm seems so unbalanced
(Hanzo) And your rhymes were just as lazy as Noob’s color palette
(Genji) I have made the enhancement ever since my revival
That even Smoke, Cyrax, and Sektor could never rival
(Hanzo) The Lin Kuei will fall when they witness our might
(Genji) And we will make the Brotherhood of Shadow see the light
(Hanzo) Feel the strength of the Shimada from both bow (Genji) and this blade of mine
(Hanzo) RYUU GA WAGA TEKI WO KURAU! (Genji) RYUJIN NO KEN WO KURAE!

Sub-Zero and Noob Saibot:
(Sub-Zero) You call yourself enhanced Genji? You fall under Kabal
(Noob) When your dragons try to consume us, our strength’s too much to stomach it all
(Sub-Zero) You disgrace your father’s legacy (Noob) Made yourself the enemy
(Sub-Zero) And looking at the Hanzo mains (BOTH) Your skills just show inequity
(Sub-Zero) I’m a Grandmaster (Noob) I’m a wraith that topples Reaper
(Sub-Zero) Both of you lack honor which is why you’re never claimed as leader
(Noob) Without the aid of Overwatch, you will not win this day
(Noob) Shao Kahn calls you pathetic (BOTH) While we’re “play of the game”
(Noob) We could grab you by your limbs as we tear you two in half
(Sub-Zero) Or perhaps you would prefer if we pulled your spines out your backs?
(Noob) We look upon your faces and you seem a bit salty
(Sub-Zero) It seems our rhymes were too cold or should we say (FROSTY!)

CAST:
B-Lo as Hanzo Shimada
HyperJacob96 as Genji Shimada
B-Lo as Sub-Zero
Titanium1208 as Noob Saibot

Beat Produced by Bulletz 2 Beatz

Hanzo & Genji Vs Sub-Zero & Noob Saibot - A Rap Battle by B-Lo

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