This is so catchy, so well written, and the performances are stellar. This is the stuff I come back to all the time. You've all seriously outdone yourselves here!

Proud to have contributed to this one. Great job everybody!

Celbi won. Because I don't like the fact that Mew cursed. Celbi is soooooo cute too!

Mixtape

WATCH ON YOUTUBE: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EsgTW9LLmMo

The Super Saiyan of the future Trunks battles against the Ylissean Princess of the future Lucina to see who is the better Time-Travelling Sword-Wielder.

HyperJacob96 as Future Trunks
GarbageGothic as Lucina

LYRICS:
Trunks:
So, you must be Lucina, the time-travelling princess
who cross-dressed as Marth and copied my synopsis!
I'm a Super Saiyan! Zero Mortals can manage me
while you're nothing but the subject of every nerd's fantasy!
You can’t fly or use Ki, so it’s pointless to fight back!
‘Cause when I grab the mic, I land Burning Attacks! 
You try to act all tough, but you’re as fragile as Lissa,
so I’ll slice you into pieces, just like I did to Frieza!

Lucina:
I swear on Naga’s name, I shall not lose this fight!
I only wish I could win this while staying polite,
because I normally prefer to keep things peaceful and fine,
but if I must, I’ll Severaly destroy you in rhyme!
Your life was ruined by some Androids as they made you their prey
But an apple a day would've kept that doctor away!
and your future would've been peaceful with no evil around
and your mentor wouldn't be dead with his face in the ground!

Trunks:
You’re gonna talk about Gohan? Well, let’s look at your losses:
You couldn’t save your parents, Tiki, or entire Ylissean forces!
Your victory is non-existent, like your sense of fashion
As you'd tremble under the power of the foes I've been slashing
I’m the hope of my time! My resolution’s absolute!
While you’re busy painting eggs, dancing in a bunny suit!
Hit you like an Expiration from Grima! I’ll leave you trembling
and speechless, as you fall faster than your Aunt Emmeryn!

Lucina:
You Finished, Buster? Good, because that verse took forever
It was a Risky Decision for you to keep up this endeavor.
Hope will never die as long as I stay calm,
and don’t act like the guy who still cries about his mom!
You can talk about my failures, or my lack of fashion sense
but you will not stop me here, ‘cause I say when this ends!
You should’ve picked a god and prayed before battling me face to face!
But then again, the gods you know left your universe erased!

Future Trunks Vs Lucina - Rap Battle

Reshiram:
Bring the Thunder, younger brother, I'm surprised you'd attack
With such conviction in your ideals, the truth just holds you back
In fact, you’re not leaving with your philosophy intact
When I’m putting you and your companions all on Fire Blast
Don’t try to spit your faux voltage, even you should know this 
The truths in front of your face! I think it’s time you notice! 
Your reality’s obstructed by the passion in my heart
The righteous one takes the throne, and tears you apart

Zekrom:
When confronted with a future that at best looks unattractive
You’re immobile like you’re Dark Stone’d and just stand inactive
I’m proactive! You sit idle and just watch destruction happen
Yes we’re polar opposites - guess I’m the one that’s good at rapping
No matter which season, I own the whole region
Your wang’s more obtuse than your faulty sense of reason!
As Zekrom ascends from this whole debate
Try not to skew the truth; I decide your fate!

Kyurem:
Freeze where you are! If you dare pass the gates -
You’ll end up slower than a Crustle after a Glaciate
As you both start to Bolt when my temper Flares up
Embrace the cold and you’ll know something doesn’t add up
We got sliced in three, and that sealed your fate
Only when you splice with me you get a glimpse of raw strength
I consume both dark and light; you’re left empty inside
Only I can save this region from your futile feuding minds

N:
It’s delusional to believe that each of you are all right
I hate to say it but - this disagreement’s black and white
You’re meant to work in tandem, your goal one in the same
Restore the balance to Unova, representing yin and yang
Let’s foster peace in this world run rampant with hate
Verify that with purpose you’re not a slave to your fate 
Don’t hesitate to stand tall, fight for each one that is fleeing
Must I remind you that you all were once the same being?

Ghetsis:
Like your castle I’ll intrude, perhaps now it will soak in
Check the Elite Four’s fortitude; I’ll leave you broke, N
We’ve all heard it before so spare us all the useless spiel  
With thoughts more repetitive than Nimbasa’s Ferris Wheel
We no longer need you! You’ve served your purpose now you’re through!
Cofagrigus: 
It’s a shame you’ve never had a Mummy to run home to!
Ghetsis:
Free your Partners, you’re only hurting them with your commands
Only then can you find out with them where you truly stand
That’s the plan! Own Unova as the only one with servants!
Not even the Dream World could give your ideology purpose
So once I take control that’ll show who’s your daddy! 
Sing my praise throughout the world! That’s Harmonia to me. 

N:
My path transcends ages, it doesn’t matter if you’re my father
Disappear like your Sages! They’re nothing more than plot fodder
Getting your ghosts to fight your battles? Now Ghetsis, I digress
I’m banning you from this battle like it was the GTS
Take the offense all you like, across two years you’ve never won
Every time you rose up you got knocked out by your son
I won’t let our friends be stolen! You’re as cold-hearted as Colress
Just get rehashed in Rainbow Rocket! Sit back while you refocus!
You treated me like your namesake and molded me like Plasma
But you never expected me to become the legend dragon’s master!
I’ve broken free from your influence, once your evil’s extinguished
All in this world can peacefully coexist...

Mr. E Owl as Reshiram
Adam as Zekrom
Seth as Kyurem
HyperJacob96 as N
Mancha as Ghetsis

Reshiram vs Zekrom. Epic Pokemon Rap Battles #15

Strange: Alex the Beast
Fate: Titanium1208

Doctor Strange:
Open my eye of Agamotto let me tell you what I see
That there’s no way in hell you’ll win a battle against me
I’m the magnificent magician, lyrics of surgical precision
And after this verbal slaughter, you’ll be in need of a mortician
Shamballa! Take a tip from this sorcerer supreme
You’re like a medieval Ikea mascot with sunbeams 
I strike with the Bolts of Balthakk, you vape like Valtorr
So step back before you join the Mists of Munnopor
In battle verbiage, the living lexicon is in his element
Spitting fire at a squire airing out a dinky helmet
So a Lord of Order up! You’d need more than an apple a day
To keep the eldritch ending ace away! Doctor Strange!
And none Stranger than the Phantom who ails you
Let the Kamar-Taj overcome providence’s stooge!
The Black Priests do not seek you a dark end
I didn’t come to kill you, I came here to bargain

Doctor Fate:
Strange Tales one hears from your gaggle of friends
Like how you're an egomaniac who wants to have sex with his hands
A necrotic built up by nepotism shaking Dark Towers?
You’re if Bale’s Batman found some Harry Potter powers
They call you: Sorcerer! Supreme! Steven! Strange!
But in: Lyrics! I got! Larger! Range!
With your eye you can’t see the controversy you’re causing?
Cause for a guy of black magic you do a lot of white washing
And a mind as cramped as that is sure to fall to chaos easily
Put up your MD and PhD, you’re about to get the third degree
Stop guarding your stones, see that my legacy’s divine
Since you know a thing or two about giving up time
You’re not worth my intellect, confront Swamp Thing, rather
For your kaleidoscope of rhymes is better fitted to rags, sir!
Order’s Juggernaut, you’re in the wrong field against a Mask
Brought a typhoon on Typhon while you fell to Cyttorak!


(STRANGE BRINGS HIM INTO THE MINDSCAPE)
Doctor Strange:
You're mired in the Mindscape, enjoy free consciousness?
Cuz Nabu screwed you, catatonic when your conscience hits
Against all the time in the world immortality’s not an issue
You could win but I’d just be right back to diss you
Let me be frank, you’re anchored by your ankh again
I’m diverse, magics divine to Black Atlantean
My bars are like death’s knell, son. You can’t hide.
What, need another ten-year old to force yourself inside?

Doctor Fate:
A tattered mage brings forth a failed escape for this user
I’ll overturn your impossible claims like the Fourth Yuga!
And be cutting rhymes as fine as you trim that stupid goatee
Until you need a Night Nurse for those burns, Steve!
Losing to Fate? That’s what one calls Manifest Destiny.
I’d like a side of sour cream to this Sorcerer Supreme!
Drop the formality, Strange, we’ve so long together spent.
You’ve been being me since ‘63. Call me Kent

Written by: Seth, Trent, Joey, Legion
Mixed by Freshy Kanal
Additional instruments by Sebb
Covert art by Kamren

Dr. Strange VS Dr. Fate - CBRB Vol. 2 Issue 10

What's up boys, we are back with an audio release for some fun! Today we got the legendary Japanese terror, Godzilla, against former President of the United States, Harry Truman, enjoy!

CAST:
Freshy Kanal as Godzilla
Raichous as Harry Truman

LYRICS:
Godzilla:
I’m the pinnacle reptile, call me Monster Zero-One
With the size to backup my rhyme skill, second to none
I’m a mic Destroyah, but we already knew I spit fire
Here’s a Fair Deal: I won’t crush you if you retire
You’re puny, mortal, too emasculate for a foe
You’re as unguarded as the last time you stepped down from your post
I made King Kong my bitch, even the Avengers couldn’t harm me
Now I’m dunkin’ on your raps like I did to Charles Barkley
There’s not a single thing you’ve done that’s ever turned a profit
The original failed businessman to be elected to office
You’ve got nothing to say, but this Monsterverse was legendary
You can’t beat this, so go on then, give me hell, Harry

Truman:
I was sipping bourbon when I was called to fight an iguana
Now it’s time to tip the scales on a stuntman in a condom
I’m a True Man; I speak my mind, just look through the Doctrine
And I’m not the only office that has bombs worth dropping
I can see the headlines already, print says Truman beats Godzilla
‘Cause despite your snickery, your films are far too vanilla
You dunk into the ocean, perhaps to hide from CPS, I see
But that freak of kid's defense is likely throwing his eggs at me

Godzilla:
Kaiju not tell when you’re outmatched? I’m known for wiping out armies
So this ancient waste of office space could never hope to scar me
After one shitty season, it's time to end the Truman Show
‘Cause I’ve tore down your rhymes like I devastated Tokyo

Truman:
I'm not exactly the one to hinder upon the churches
but your revival did that for me, by rendering the God worthless
I haberdashed your chances of a Resurgence of rhymes
As I plunged your ass back in the sea for the final time

Godzilla:
Eisen-howah ‘bout you retreat? Or I’ll just end your term early
You’d need an Oxygen-Destroyer to pardon this turkey
The King of Monsters just sent another peasant straight to jail
This old man’s just frustrated 'cause, like his organs, he failed

Truman:
I’m a seasoned veteran; you’re a brine-spitting toad
Even Dewey could defeat you. There’s your headline, Chicago
So I’ll seal the deal against this threat from the Far East
I spit phat rhymes to beat you, now a fat man to kill this beast

Beat by: Allrounda
Mixed by: Freshy Kanal
Cover by: Commander Jacob
Art by: Cyancoat Enzo

Godzilla Vs Harry Truman| GridLine Rap Battles Season 2

Welcome to the first bonus battle from Epic Rap Battles of Cartoons!

Chao as Arthur
Jacob as Arnold
garbageGothic as Helga
Matthew, Commander Jacob, Fightmarker, Astro, Geon, Underscores, Dustin, & MetaMachine as “Hey!”

Lyrics:
Arthur:
Hey!
It used to be a wonderful day
Until a kilt wearing football was thrown in my way!
This aardvark drops bars hard going up
Against Stewie Griffin from All Grown Up
Both our shows aired on the same day in '96
But remind me, which premiere truly became a mighty hit?
Not the World’s Greatest Gleeper who just took my design
Just to get a slice of the slice-of-life pot pie!

Arnold:
A ham-fisted verse? Don't let a fella get cocky
I know you'll hate this rapping, like you're Helga Pataki
Gerald once told me the story of the Ghost Bride
Though the horrors in that couldn’t compare to your first design
Always dreaming of becoming a celebrity? Well peep this
You'll never be popular, you fit more on the geek list
I can tell you're gonna mumble in your verse right after
'Cause you've dropped the ball harder than all of my voice actors

Arthur:
Oh Arnold, your series isn’t even worth the bother
While you were at jump street, I made friends with Mr. Rogers
You came up short, man. Like Binky, you can’t throw hands
I’mma leave you like your parents; alone with your gramps

Arnold:
You’ve over-egged the tapioca, while I got two hit movies
Can’t wake up to the facts? You must be hitting up the smoothies
That belittling was worse than when you hit your little sis
I might as well call this Arthur’s Big Sh-
Helga:
Arnold!

Written by Matthew Thomas
With Help from: Underscores, Brodecai, & Adroitwhiz

Mixed & Mastered by Matthew Thomas
With Help from: Dustin & Light

Beat by George Georgia of Audio Network

Arthur vs Arnold. Epic Rap Battles of Cartoons Bonus Battle.

Beat By: Khronos Beats

Vocals, Mixing, Writing: Eric The Audible

LYRICS:

Verse (0:09)
Want to recover - just try real quick
You’ll catch a face full of iron diving off that cliff
Stacked like a chest, check who you’re fightin gainst
No contesting with the best, it’s the diamond pick

Went from excavating rocks, to taking stocks
Now I’m that fighter and a miner, bout to break some blocks
So wait and watch, I’ll take you on a minecart ride
For those close to me - we call that ride and dies

Ooh, so sad, I’m calling it game match
Watch those flames catch you on the ledge of the stage that
Gotta be tilting, my directional attacks
Too bad you can’t @ me cause twitters hoes mad

Mojang came to smash asking for a pass - great!
Build a house on you fighters - that's an asstate
This inevitable rep has been what every gamers waiting for
This rosters’ been so brain dead they’re gameplay could break a door

So shape up or, I’ll shake your core, 1000 IQ
You couldn’t beat me in your dreams if you wanted to
You’re pushing on my pressure plates, soon you’ll light the fuse
This ain’t PvP its TNT, about to go kaboom

So shields up, that’s we call some defense
I’m hooking you up, now pistons follow the fence
And if I lack the materials to finish my plan
I’ll reel you in again, and you’ll start catching these hands

With that down throw, forward air, combos I craft
You’re racking up percents, just wait til I give  you the axe
Light you up with an Elytra, cause I know how fire works
I'll dig your grave, and start building up higher dirt

Chorus:

What do you fight for, do you survive for?
What are you willing to pay the ultimate price for?
Now they invite more, I took it by force
Yeah this was your game, but now it's my world

Super Smash Bros. - Minecraft Steve Rap! [Prod. Khronos Beats]

Hey there! Welcome to the first Rap Battle Brawl! In this episode we have a battle between Devolver Digitals newest Minigame and Battle Royale hybrid Fall Guys, and Innersloth's murder mystery game in space Among Us.
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Snakebite126 as Fall Guys

Shimario as Among Us
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Written by: Shimario
Additional Writing Help: GamingPlush64, Snakebite126, and Dilly.
Mixed by: Light
Beat Produced by: BeatG33ks
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Fall Guys Verse 1:
What’s going on? This Phenomenon is up against a Flash Game?
Welp I guess it’s time to leave them ejected and in flames. 
Devolver Digitals, Pivotal, Critical success is up against,
This guy so blind he took over 2 years just so he could find relevance.
Don’t bother to fight you are gonna be last, in this race I’m about to speed past, 
this silent psycho who’s rapping and game are limited, cuz all you got is 3 maps. 
You can trust me that I’m winning this, and I won’t need to bait you.
You’re getting overshadowed, call you Mira A-U. (Ooh!)
Look at you. You’re nothing but dead weight, just staying at office afk.
My bars will leave frozen forever like when you’re scanning in Medbay. 
How much you stole from others is something I really wanna ask.
T-T-T and Danganronpa’s child? You’re a perfect match! (Oh!)
In 2 months I became a popular game that everyone loves. 
Then you followed in my footsteps, “Among Us looking kinda sus” (Woo!)
When your whole crew rhymes, two times, you’re still gonna want to drop out.
Cause after just a few lines, you guys, will receive an Ultimate Knockout.

Among Us Verse 1:
Get ready to Fail Guys, I’ll leave you eliminated.
With rapping so clean, I won’t even need to be decontaminated.
Thinking you’ll beat me on the mic, as per usual , you’re just tripping.
And I would call you a hack, but ‘hacked’ is more fitting. (Woo!)
It’s funny how you're saying originality’s something I lack.
When you’re Fortnite and Wipeout’s Imposter; and you ain’t just faking tasks.
All of your players just grief each other. It's clear my fans are better. 
Go get your PC and Console players, oh wait, they still can’t play together. (ooh!)
It’s Preposterous, This Monstrous, Imposter Stopper is losing this bout.
Sabotaging your chances of victory; I’ll knock your lights out! (ouch!)
I’m chilling in space. No wonder I got rhymes colder than Ice Man!
You think you’ll win? That’s ridiculous; Just like your Price Man!  
You wanna beat this spaceship worker? (Ay!) It seems you’re falling short (Ay!)
After this Verbal Murder (Ay!), I’ll need to self report. (Ay!)
Even though you have more devs, it’s clear that I’m winning this.
When your servers are something I’d get rid of to prove my innocence!

Fall Guys Verse 2:
I know you're known for lying but there’s no way you’re beating me.
Getting this win is like your game on mobile... Free. 
Just as I suspected, (Ay!) you’ll get ejected. (Woo!)
I spit so sick you’ll be left like your players' devices. Infected! (Oh!)
You’re chilling in space? That’s great, you should be used to seeing stars.
Despite your trips to Polus, you can’t survive my freezing bars.
With how flat your maps are, it’s no wonder you can’t grow up.
You’ll be stuck in space because this waste has just been disposed of.

Among Us Verse 2:
I deal with murderers every day, so in comparison you're pretty tame.
You’re getting booted from this game, like what you did to Usernames. (Ay!)
Fixing reactors, the wires, then catching liars and leaving them in flames.
But not even I could fix or improve the disaster that is Team Games.
It’s ironic I’m in space yet I’m better at attraction.
Then this botched battle royale flooded with microtransactions.
Over the past few months, you’ve definitely blown up don’t get me wrong
But now as Season 2 hits, your relevance is Hex-a-Gone. (OH!)
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Thank you guys so much for listening! I'll see you in the next Rap Battle Brawl!

(OLD AND BAD) Fall Guys vs Among Us - Rap Battle Brawl

Azia as Celebi
Evava as Mew

Celebi:
There won’t be a sequel to this story as I exit your Stadium
It’s a shame that in your game you’re lamer than a Meganium
I’d ask you to back off from this battle, but you’re in my Colosseum 
Your rep is so impure to cure it you'd play my requiem!
Tried to revolutionize the industry but it advanced because of me
Your power’s too easy to see through like a Soodowoodo tree
I hope that you find that the Ilex Forest is not yours
You’ll end up like your switch games, Let’s Go get ignored

Mew:
You’ve come to play with me! Our timelines finally converged!
This time nature’s shining bright on me! Your voice will not be heard
Don’t come at me with a verse that is devoid of Heart and Soul
When the inclusion of Kanto is what made your games gold
You only sold twelve-mil due to us, you’re just a copycat
Ripped off me so much you stole my base stats
HM01’in this Onion, more pissed than the Lake of Rage
When I’m finished with this weed you won’t have a future to save

Celebi:
In your first clash, you were more useless you than in smash
It wasn’t even you who had the power to save Ash!
You just stayed back! More unstable than a cable link!
If that’s the best you’ve got I think that you should’ve stayed extinct

Mew:
Extinct? That’s rich! You were the one left in the ditch
I had them ducking under trucks, while you were stuck with moss and sticks
Irrelevant in competitive, you’ll never be ahead of me
You took so many Ls that they changed your name, Serebii

Celebi:
That’s the best that Mew can do? I bless Nature with my Wisdom
Cracked your self-esteem in two like you did to the Sky Prism
Reunite you with Fuji, send you to Lavender tower
Leveled up with a Dark Ball you’d still only have half my power
Should be important as a myth in the core of your game, but no!
Outside your movie’s story you’re a glorified cameo
Whose best parts were mutated then went AWOL
You weren’t snug under that truck, just behind the paywall


Mew:
This celeb’s star has faded, about time your fame ends
Fans left you in Sinnoh and built a shrine to Shaymin
It’s a shame they replaced you with a Pichu
Can’t climb past Mt Silver up against the peak Mew 
Just reset the game if you need to set the clock back
Your verses were so broken, I thought it was a rom hack
Send you back overseas, end this needless brawl 
You were best unreleased, like a GS Ball

Writers: Adam, Eric the Audible, R the Writer
Mixing by Freshy Kanal

Celebi vs Mew. Epic Pokemon Rap Battles #17

Bet you expected Jevil to face someone who isn't obscure, huh.

EpicLLOYD as Montresor
Nice Peter as Jevil
Instrumental by Anywaywell
Mixing and Mastering by Freshy Kanal
Written by Edgar Allan Poe
(NOTE: The cover art is merely a mockup as the actual characters have not been filmed yet. I do not own the rights to any of the images used, all credit goes to their respective owners. Also Montresor will not look like that I just didn't have a good png of him and it fits the general aesthetic kind of.)

TERRIBLE RAP BATTLES OF COMIC SANS
JEVIL
VS
MONTRESOR
BEGIN!

Montresor:
Greetings and salutations, it’s your companion Montresor
Meeting this valiant acquaintance, I must ask of one request, sir
That we skip this poor bravado and check my kin’s coat and motto
You’ll end up with Fortunado when I wreak havoc on jesters
Mask on, draped in Gothic clothing
I’m a sly Fox, more cunning than Toby
Took your first game’s whole gimmick then cloned it
There’s been no change, where’s your metamorphosis?
I’ll leave you howling for your verbal crimes
Not talking Amontillado when I bask in your fervent whines
And once this murder’s final, you’re sure to find
I’ve committed the perfect rhyme

Jevil:
Let’s play a game, a game, I call it “Guess the Human”
This one’s consumed by petty feuding, and now his World Revolves around retribution
And wasted his life away plotting to maim his pal
But it all went to shit as their silence gnawed at his fulfillment, does that ring a bell?
Too dim to pass as a Lightner
You’re at your most bright when you’re slathered in nitre 
This one is a game you’re not playing so well
Must be a Holiday ‘cause I’m taking no Ls
No chance you can match with my pace (Chaos!)
You’re a tactless disgrace (Chaos!)
Get Luchesi to rap in your place 
For the drunkard who authored you lacked any taste (Weehee!)
When causing carnival carnage, I am unparalleled
Dirges burning like curtains, I ride a beat like a carousel (Pip pip!)
Put your friend to sleep for 50 years? You put me to sleep for a century
Tryna be invested in your story got me like, “Erm...I can do mostly anything”

Montresor:
That’s the best you could do to me?
Then I’ll be punishing this puny imp with impunity
Played your cards against a pack of children, then soiled it 
All it took was TP to flush this joker down the toilet
It’s drudgery having to wait for you
So behind in development, call you Betarune
Break you apart like the key for your cell’s lock
In paces requiescat
For the love of god (the love of god)
I’ll put this hack in a box (hack in a box)
I Rouxl harder than Kaard (harder than Kaard)
So just call me Seam (just call me Seam)
For this ordeal’s left me in stitches and you’ve pushed my buttons so good day to you
Now the friend you once trusted shall lock you away for good, feeling déjà vu?

Jevil:
No urban legend that Boston Harbored
Could incite new ideas in your garbage author
Just another loon Poe wrote to give readers creeps 
A discount Tell-Tale but failed to keep a beat
You think you’re all that ‘cause you clowned on a jester
But as you fall flat, I’ll be crowned like it’s checkers
You spent your verse threatening thousands of injuries
Yet through it all, you’ve not once tried to insult me
I Cirque de Slay when I’m spitting
I stole the whole show as a side mission
This shabby old creep can’t keep up the tempo
‘Gainst gaming’s most demented jester since Dimentio
Oh, what a fun game this has been, frolicking in the cemetery 
So here’s one more final jest between friends and it’s not the hatchet getting buried

WHO WON?
WHO’S NEXT?
WE DECIDE!
TERRIBLE RAP BATTLES OF COMIC SANS

Montresor vs Jevil. Terrible Rap Battles of Comic Sans

Written by: Seth, R the Writer, Kamren, Trent, Joe No Mercy, Stark Media, MetaMachine

Gideon:
Scott was almost nothing, and now I am faced with less, sir?
After this, All For One is gonna need a new successor
I must confess, I’m not impressed, take your shonen plot and shove it
With the hands-on costume Overhaul, you’ve surely mastered shadow puppets
Daddy left you battered, that turnaround was drastic
And with those shattered smackers, you shoulda packed some chapstick!
Hotter and colder than Shoto, I know that I’m better, buddy
I won’t need the trenchcoat to make your costume look redder, buddy

Tenko:
This emo girl skirt chaser and eventual slaver
is more fragile than paper. Less of a threat than Eraser!
Your intentions with the Subspace is nothing to my darkest fears
Swallow your words and shit out good lines in 7 years
The itchy trigger finger’s going straight through old geezers
Dispersing verses colder than the girls in your freezer
Spitting Chaos on your Theatre, this has-been should fear my power
After all a “microchip”’s not enough for Ramona’s flower

Gideon:
You think your bore of Nomu hordes is ever gonna stop me?
Just like your adopted father, You’re too cocky, Shigaraki!
If you want beef, I’ll make this shit more handsy than your getup
I’m a master with the plans, you can’t create a proper setup!

Tenko:
This incel’s getting charred worse than the murders Dabi does
and I’ll be plowing through his ashes like I’m Gigantomachia
You forced into your ex's life and tried to play the saviour
But now you’re doing me a favor, I’ll break a fake caped crusader

Gideon:
Your head’s more warped than Kurogiri if you thought that I'd be lenient 
And with better villains every other arc, I'd find your death’s convenient 
When the Glow grows with these dope flows his own emotions roast tenfold
With all the teammates that you've lost, your worst enemy is Tenko

Tenko:
Be careful where you tread! Get the fuck out of my head!
You’ve caused more pain on my ears than the coins you drop when you’re dead!
Looks like G-Man’s lived his Half-Life, it’s Game Over without a Save
No touch required, when Scott the Nobody already sent Gideon to his Grave

Gideon Graves vs Tomura Shigaraki - CBRB: East vs West

Connor Quest as Arceus
CamVGRB as Giratina

LYRICS:
COMING SOON

Arceus vs. Giratina

Incineroar:
No Fake Tears in this when I slap on a submission
You’re half my hype - like cruiserweight division!
With your height you show might but only hit low blows
I’m a professional, folks: Don’t try this at home
I got the crowd FIRED UP! You got the crowd TIRED OF
The attempts to make you Tough with another round of buffs. 
You’re not Macho, Libre; Built like Nacho Libre
Snap a slim jim so fast they’ll need it on replay
 
Pikachu: 
In this match, Pikalibre will send you back home to Ash 
Get suplexed off the mat, like it was a game of Smash 
With a Volt I will Tackle an imposter who acts
Like he's strong when he'd actually get Thunderclapped!
This ain't no trial! Like your games, you haven’t been missed 
I’d tell you to train up in your gyms, but they don’t exist
I was forged in the ring, fighting with my heart while
You grew softer than your anime’s art style 
You mucked up the games worse than a pay-per view
Extra forty bucks for twenty minutes in ultra moon
You were hot for a week then you Crashed your Heat
Then you flopped on the scene - Incine-rawr XD 

Incineroar:
When up against this little rat with a mask on her face
Even Trump in the ring was less out of place
I’ll erase this pest, and just again to flex
Wrestling’s realer than your entry in the dex
You’re just a little league poke, who wanted to enter the show
But you’ll leave injured and smoked, best you start hittin the road
Before I rip up and roast your flimsy mask on the ropes
Since a kitten, what I’m spinnin’ has been Litten up foes!
You’re just a costume change, think you can diss me more?
The only time you owned the mic was on the 64
Can’t resurrect contests that never drew a dime
I just whooped your ass. And that’s the bottom line

Pikachu:
This sap can’t outgrapple when the critics get on ya
Z moves spun out of control like a hurricanrana
Garfield, stop juicing food
you couldn’t correctly name your exclusive move
I’m in the next phase; Pokken, way above your paygrade
You couldn’t take me if this match was in kayfabe! (YAH!) 
This game of cat and mouse has reversed and now
You can hear the crowd shout for the One-Two-Three count

CASTING & CREDITS
Azia As Pika Libre
Titanium1208 as Incineroar
Written by Adam and Eric the Audible
Additional Help by Creep Switch
Beat by Hollywood Legend
Mix by Freshy Kanal

Pikachu Libre vs Incineroar. Epic Pokemon Rap Battles #18

Hello and Happy New Year! We’re gonna kick Gridline off with a smooth banger to start the year! Today we have legendary British graffiti artist, Banksy, against children's book hide-and-seek extraordinaire, Waldo! Enjoy!

CAST:
King Mewtwo as Banksy
Zawesome as Waldo

LYRICS:
BANKSY:
Throughout my life I was branded a valueless mope
Who vandalized public property, but There was Always Hope
You think that legality would stop me from making art? Nah
Look, I'm putting up a fight while you're running from your Odlaw
Seemed devoted to Wilma, then you went ahead and ditched her
Cos the friendly thirtysomething preferred her twin sister
Here’s the elephant in the room, you’re not the only one of you
You were in the back of Martin’s mind when he was coming up with you
When I slip in a crowd, no one spots me when they pass
Yet the whole world recognizes your candy cane looking ass
Artisitcally anonymous, I’ll beat you with your walking stick
After I go to drop a diss, they’ll really ask where Wally is

WALDO:
You can find me napping when you spit a diss so bland
That verse left me more bemused than a trip to Dismaland
I’m gonna beat this bummy black sheep so Banksy better step backsies
Because I get my lines from the Land of Nasty Nasties
I think you've done enough huffing of your "artsy" wall splats
You try to call them meaningful, but I think I can smell a rat
I keep eyes glued to pages just from staying well-hidden
And just when you think that you might’ve found me, you didn’t
When you were playing hide and seek, I was setting the standard
You need some help on the mic, I’ll lend you a Handford
You’re an overrated runt whose work is overly blunt
With a hollow phony front, a walking publicity stunt

BANKSY:
You could be alone on a page and still get ignored
‘Cause after your reboot, no one wants to find you anymore
I’m nameless and faceless and gained more traction than this git got
You’re a novelty, Wally. Why don’t you Exit Through the Gift Shop?

WALDO:
Is your face a Picasso? Cos I’ve never seen this man
I’ve seen more quality vandalism when it came from Penis Man
You used to have crowds flood into the cities that your work was in
But any love they may have had for you is now in the bin

Beat By: InsaneBeatz
Mixed By: Freshy Kanal
Cover By: Commander Jacob

Waldo vs Banksy| GridLine Rap Battles Season 2

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