To download this EP for free, click here!
https://unicornhole.bandcamp.com/album/hd-remakes-round-2

Guest vocalist Go:Eskimo joins me in shouting our love of Pokemon to the world. Glitch City Café butts into this classic Uhole track with something  unexpected and awesome. HD Remakes Round 2 will be released next month!

https://soundcloud.com/goeskimo
https://soundcloud.com/glitchcitycafe

Lyrics:
So you think the first generation
Of Pokemon is cool, but that's it?
Sorry but I gotta say, that's just some Tauros shit
Pokemon is still the tits, maybe you just can't handle it
Shorts aren't as rad as Pokemon- and they're comfy and easy to wear
Gen one taught us love when we were only eight
It taught us murder- remember Gary's Raticate?

His mom-
Requires a Pokeflute to wake up every morning
Has a Heavy Ball modifier of plus forty
Ohhh, no I just ditten
This shit be critical hittin

You had the only Mew on the playground, you were the boss of middle school
But after that if you had Pokemon at all you just weren't cool

How could you turn your back on the best friends you had?
They'd take a Bubble Beam for you, they are true comrades
If hating on Pokemon is your goal
Then YOU SUCK says Rapidash/Keldeo Hole
Harder than Giga Drain
You're so lame that it's insane
You blow my mind, but you don't care
Like a Diglett sitting in a chair

"But every game's the same; played it once, you've played em all"
Now remind me how you defend football

(About 1:55 - 2:45 by Glitch City Cafe!)

Let's get back to Gary's mom, yes let's discuss that ho
She sees more random dongs than the busiest of Dittos
Trashier than Garbodor, easier than Pokemon Snap
She needs a hefty serving of Double Pimp Slap
More people go missing in her Cloyster than in Mount Moon
Escape Ropes are as useless as fighting with a Kakuna
The sight of her turns a Thick Club into a puny knub
Gary only exists thanks to a trusty PP-Up
Ohhhhhhh shit son
He's gonna need a burn heal for that one!

(FREE NEW EP LINK) MissingNo Problems (w/ Go:Eskimo and Glitch City Café)

Unicorn Hole