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Nintendocore

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12.09.19 metal

Once Upon A Time In New Mexico      Upon A Burning Body

"You Can't Stop Me", out on July 14th (UK), July 15th (NA)and July 11th, 2014 (EU) via Nuclear Blast Records.

Cease to Exist

SUICIDE SILENCE - Cease To Exist

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Phenomena

Gods Amongst Men

Within The Ruins "Gods Amongst Men"

I GIVE YOU FREEVERSE FRIDAY VOLUME VI [But on Saturday]

THE THRAX [Produced by Clams Casino]

This track was written for a Nintendocore comp called "Misunderstood Villains" where various video game baddies explain their side of things. Do yourself a favor and check out the whole comp- there's so much great content! (and more vocals and lyrics by yours truly as well!)

https://nintendocorelives.bandcamp.com/album/misunderstood-villians

And download my demo for free too!

https://unicornhole.bandcamp.com/album/songs-unsung-2

Lyrics:

Under a blistering sun we endured searing winds 
Which carried sand that battered us to no end 
And when the moon took to the stage again 
A frigid gale ensured our wounds would not mend 

Our culture cast out, our goddess banned 
The time had come for me to make a stand 

When atop their castle a Gerudo flag unfurled 
My new Hyrule would be known across the world 
As a sanctuary where we neglected no race 
And the royalty there currently would be disgraced 

I'm called The King of Evil- The King of Thieves 
How easily their king deceives them all 
If we're to be despised just because we're alive 
Then I'll give them a proper reason why! 

I won't deny that I was driven by my hate 
I did horrible things to get through that gate 
But I knew this was fate, and I would not cower 
I obtained the Triforce- the ultimate power 

But things did not go exactly as I had planned 
The Golden Power fractured in my hands 
My path had left me an unbalanced man 
So pure, brute force became my brand 

My strength was compelling- intoxicating 
I could not see that my vision was fading 
Fixed on the end, I lost sight of the fray 
Found myself behind that gate- and sealed away 

In a timeless state, in perpetual gloom 
Consumed by hate in that sacred room 
Sent by those kids to an eternal tomb 
I swore that I would be their doom 

And I did break free, and seek the Triforce again 
Pursued revenge fueled by the hate I'd grown within 
I crushed everything that dared stand in my way 
Gathered each golden shard but once again things went astray 

Despite my triumphs throughout the war 
I was denied of what I'd fought for 
The world I knew was swallowed by the sea 
Everything I loved was taken from me 
I had risen up, against all odds 
When their world failed to stop me, they sent their gods 
Fight for my people- my mission was succinct 
But I must live with the truth now- my people are extinct 

Lost in the blackness of the depths below 
It seems that misery is all their gods bestow 
Upon my race, seems failure is our lot 
Maybe I should just accept that.. 
..but I will not

The King of Evil

FREE DOWNLOAD OF THIS EP:
https://unicornhole.bandcamp.com/album/hd-remakes-round-1

Guest vocalist Dustin Elmore and Uhole show off how "midi instrument number 79 of time" sounds in Uhole's new style! Poopmaster joins the party to add a little something new as well. 

Lyrics:
Hey Link, get off your butt- grow a pair of Deku Nuts 
First save the Deku Tree, you tree huggin hippie 
Stop playing with your Deku Stick, and Raid that spider bitch 

Don't call me "fairy boy," you horsey whore 
Bitch, please! I've got the Master Sword 
Side-hoppin Hyrule Field, straight for Gannondorf 
Bitch, please! I've got the Master Sword 

Seven years pass... 
Link awakens, now complete with pubes 
Can't stop thinking about Zelda's boobs 
But they can wait, I'm going fishin
I would relax, but Navi won't stop bitchin
Back to work, slay the phantom and the dragon 
If I don't hurry those boobs will be saggin 
The water temple is full of Link's tears 
Because it cost him another seven years 
Shadow and Spirit, collect more hearts and shit 
Visit the Great Fairies, and their triangle tits 

Poopmaster, show us what you've got!
(1:45ish to 2:25ish 100% written by Poopmaster!)

Storm into Gannon's castle, sword into Gannon's asshole 
I am the king of Hyrule, my name is Link and I rule

The King of Hyrule (with Dustin Elmore and Poopmaster)

FREE NEW EP:
https://unicornhole.bandcamp.com/album/songs-unsung-round-2

Lyrics:
We scratched the sky, miles high 
Things were looking up 
But when we looked down we found the ground to be abrupt 
So when we'd taken more damage than we could stand 
We used our last mast to pass over the land 
We braced for impact, our fates seemed quite grim 
But we'd deemed water kinder, and knew how to swim 
We fell out of the sky, like a meteorite and then.. 

After the crash and the shock and the din 
We found our ship sinking with us sealed within 
Fight as we might, the ocean pressed tight 
We lost sight of all light, and accepted our plight 
Our cabins were flooding, our eyes were too 
Because there wasn't anything left for us to do 
We're still in our airship to this very day 
We've accepted the depths are where we'll always stay 

So join us! Visit our home deep below 
All are free to come, but we insist, don't go 
Whether home's nearby or far, far away 
We just know you'll choose to stay 
Some say it's dreary, clearly eerie 
A nice, long rest for those weary 
Whether home's nearby or far, far away 
We just know you'll choose to stay 

Just make yourself at home, no need to rush off and roam 
Relax, don't up and disappear, when you're here just be here 
Just make yourself at home, let tomorrow's worries be gone 
Free yourself of yesterday's fears, when you're here just be here 
"And forever remain! You will know our pain!" 
"Now pay him no mind. We don't hold a grudge. 
He just gets excited and talks too much.." 

Enjoy our great amenities, and mingle with late entities 
Just grab the orb to leave without a trace 
It's around here someplace.. 

"Forever remain! 
You'll rot here just as we did 
Become something truly morbid 
Your body will soften and break into pieces 
As our population increases" 
"Now don't listen to the dissenting voice! 
Our ship, for recourse, is a fantastic choice!"

Graves Beneath the Waves (FREE NEW EP DOWNLOAD)

- - Dying Light - - Theme Rap Instrumental Remix By McFeeters Productions

A couple days ago a long-time fan asked me to remake these old jams in my new style. Anyone who's put up with my shit for that long deserves whatever they want! These songs originally appeared on "squadilah, we are off!" I wrote them when I was 17, so don't judge!

13) pink robot dinosaur penguin toaster (you're gay)
warning, warning, dumbass alert
you hate my music because it's fake
you say my music is "a piece of cake"
well it is easy, and fun to do
but guess what. your mom is too.
pwn'd

19) 3 millions bc - the wheel, 1928 sliced bread, 1998 loz oot, bitch!
unicorn hole and mothman skull 
step upon rainbows, 
but rather enjoy monarch butterflies

Download the original release:
https://archive.org/details/kof072UnicornHole-SquadilahWeAreOff_860

Love you guys! I do take requests! :3

Olden Goldies (Retro Uhole Remakes)

pyrokinesis – Девочка из Кони-Айленд

Mix: @forfucksayk
Cover: @forfucksayk

This mix features tracks from henneysee x green assassin, codyjacobi x downtune, Alex., trn99, SAVE and more.

Released by Viberoom Radio
https://viberoom.audio

Viberoom Radio

Lo-Fi Radio

sayk_ — lofi hip-hop mix

To download this EP for free, click here!
https://unicornhole.bandcamp.com/album/hd-remakes-round-2

Guest vocalist Go:Eskimo joins me in shouting our love of Pokemon to the world. Glitch City Café butts into this classic Uhole track with something  unexpected and awesome. HD Remakes Round 2 will be released next month!

https://soundcloud.com/goeskimo
https://soundcloud.com/glitchcitycafe

Lyrics:
So you think the first generation
Of Pokemon is cool, but that's it?
Sorry but I gotta say, that's just some Tauros shit
Pokemon is still the tits, maybe you just can't handle it
Shorts aren't as rad as Pokemon- and they're comfy and easy to wear
Gen one taught us love when we were only eight
It taught us murder- remember Gary's Raticate?

His mom-
Requires a Pokeflute to wake up every morning
Has a Heavy Ball modifier of plus forty
Ohhh, no I just ditten
This shit be critical hittin

You had the only Mew on the playground, you were the boss of middle school
But after that if you had Pokemon at all you just weren't cool

How could you turn your back on the best friends you had?
They'd take a Bubble Beam for you, they are true comrades
If hating on Pokemon is your goal
Then YOU SUCK says Rapidash/Keldeo Hole
Harder than Giga Drain
You're so lame that it's insane
You blow my mind, but you don't care
Like a Diglett sitting in a chair

"But every game's the same; played it once, you've played em all"
Now remind me how you defend football

(About 1:55 - 2:45 by Glitch City Cafe!)

Let's get back to Gary's mom, yes let's discuss that ho
She sees more random dongs than the busiest of Dittos
Trashier than Garbodor, easier than Pokemon Snap
She needs a hefty serving of Double Pimp Slap
More people go missing in her Cloyster than in Mount Moon
Escape Ropes are as useless as fighting with a Kakuna
The sight of her turns a Thick Club into a puny knub
Gary only exists thanks to a trusty PP-Up
Ohhhhhhh shit son
He's gonna need a burn heal for that one!

(FREE NEW EP LINK) MissingNo Problems (w/ Go:Eskimo and Glitch City Café)

This is my track from the Cyber Trash Vol. 1 compilation.

https://cybertrashcan.bandcamp.com/album/cyber-trash-vol-1

Another Day, Another Monster - from Cyber Trash Vol. 1

My track from compilation "Undead" by Nintendocore Lives with ThyHarvesting on vox
Free download https://nintendocorelives.bandcamp.com/album/undead

Undead

Pills Here! featThyHarvesting (Left 4 Dead)

We did it again! Prepare for a 20 track strong spoopy compilation album about your favorite horror games! FREE DOWNLOAD HERE:

http://nintendocorelives.bandcamp.com/album/undead

Alone In The Dark

Polygon Horizon - Alone In The Dark [FREE DOWNLOAD]

This is my track from the Nintendocore Lives compilation "Undead". I'm track number lucky 13, check it out here and download this massive album that 20 artists worked so hard to put together!
https://nintendocorelives.bandcamp.com/album/undead

Ghosts & Goblins

Nintendocore Lives steps its game up with the very new and FREE "Undead" compilation album, scaring you to death with 20 spooky brutal tracks.

Find The Bottom Of The Well (feat. Unicorn Hole) and more songs on the official Bandcamp page: http://nintendocorelives.bandcamp.com/album/undead

Check out Unicorn Hole on SoundCloud: https://soundcloud.com/uhole

The Bottom Of The Well (feat. Unicorn Hole)

you don't have to be so mean. 
we made you such nice memes. 
your words became extreme 
and crushed my n-core dreams. 

we can only take so much. 
we can hold back no longer. 
we are not the same as you. 
i am you, but stronger. 

why does everybody keep asking me who i am? 
am i this person? am i that person? 
motherfucker, we are zorldo fucking kang. 

the songs we make come from the heart, 
the songs you make sound like a fart. 
who r u