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Sim on a String (Remix V2)

NEO ROMANTIC - Landing In Heaven (Extended Version)

Written by Alexander Panov, Anton Orlov, Alexander Bez. Produced by Anton Orlov, Alexander Panov.

Digital EP : NEO ROMANTIC - Landing In Heaven
https://music.apple.com/us/album/landing-in-heaven-ep/1838333093

Spotify : https://open.spotify.com/album/25wnSSeMqGtkg8NxnxusQw

2025 Alexander Panov
Released July 18, 2025

NEO ROMANTIC
https://neoromantic1.bandcamp.com/
https://www.facebook.com/alexander.panoff.5

NEO ROMANTIC, Discogs
https://www.discogs.com/artist/6236421-Neo-Romantic

NEO ROMANTIC - Landing In Heaven (Extended Version)

HEROBRINE: This is definitely the weirdest mod showcase I've ever seen.
SCOTT THE WOZ: Hey, uh, I'm no phone operator, but I think this guy's gone haywire!!
TARTAR: Radical, it's a lets play, brah!! [DISABLING CONTEMPORARY SPEECH MODE] BRRZ-Z-T!! LET'S SEE IF I MAKE A GOOD FINAL BOSS, MASHUP WEEKLINGS.

Creeper? Hey all! Things are getting heated as an AI with a telephone, statue, and laser beam has risen from the hotel floor! Can a game reviewer and a Minecraft legend work together to stop this slimy menace? Or will the tournament be forced to face the ultimate, supreme lifeform? Listen in to find out!

This track was made by Gnirob @gnirob and Smittz https://twitter.com/smittz_/, with art by Brugman58 @brugman58. Stay Jammin!

Fly Firework Fly ~ Plug & Play

[Scott, Heavy and Biff are waiting in a room, lavishly decorated in a red velvet style with paintings strung about, a fire place in the middle and bookcases to flavor the room. Biff looked around and found a small cabinet by the back containing wine bottles. After a quick whiff, he recognized the smell instantly.]
BIFF: Woah, guys! I found some wine over here!
SCOTT: Woooah! I'd watch out there. Drinking in public would get me demonetized. 
HEAVY: Mind pouring it out? Heavy is thirsty.
[Scott looks at Heavy and sighs.]
SCOTT: Make that two.
[After Biff gets three wine glasses from the cabinet and pouring some of the sparkling drink out, he stands by the fireplace with an arm resting on the mantle. Martin managed a shot glass.]
BIFF: Fellows. I want to make somewhat of a speech.
HEAVY: Huh? Oh, yes.
[Scott nods his head, craning it to Biff.]
BIFF: This is a big night for all of us, men. No matter what comes out of this, one of us will be a victor. But, I don't want to leave you just yet thinking I'm some crabby old man. I learnt over this tournament that I have been sort of selfish. I've only really talked to Martin over here, and I've only made snide remarks towards others. It only took the death of our finest, Chair, to realize this. I believe he was a nice growing man, in retrospect, and I wish I could've given him the respect you men have. To us, men, we will not be as I was. We will be behind each others backs if one of us needs us again. I certainly will... [He points to the Geico logo embroidered on his suit with a coy wink.] 
BIFF: ...but I don't want that to be just it. To us. Cheers.
[He raises a glass, the two men giving a sitting ovation as they raise their glasses.]
HEAVY: Уpa.
SCOTT: Cheers, man.
[They all simultaneously take a sip... then immediately spit it out. They all start sharing swear words and "WHAT IS THIS STUFF?!" remarks, with Martin taking quiet sips until his shot glass was empty. Scott finds the bottle the wine was taken from.]
SCOTT: OH GOD DAMN IT!
[Scott holds up the bottle, both men turning to see Scott's rage.]
SCOTT: THIS EVENT WAS SPONSORED BY ICE MOUNTAIN MINI BOTTLED WATER TOO!

The Results - Geico vs. Heavy vs. Scott

Original Composer(s): PilotRedSun, GreenOfRain
Arrangement: GreenOfRain
Performance: GreenOfRain, Green's Brother(?)

Character Represented: Lone Digger

LONE DIGGER: "Happy April Fools, I guess."

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The last of his gang, a mysterious cat calling himself Lone Digger has joined Ultimus Tourney! Though he looks almost... haunted, to be honest. He may not talk much, but he seems to like electro swing music. Plus, he's a cat. How could you go wrong with a cat? 

SOURCES
- Songs in the electro swing genre 
- Any song from Caravan Palace 
- Songs about digging 
- Songs about cats

EXAMPLES
- Electro swing remixes of songs
- Lone Digger, Plume
- Gold Digger
- 50 something cats

Garfielf's Last Stand (April Fools Track)

LD: "I'd say you're out of mind, but there's not much you to be out of."

Dr.K: "Did you know that dogs are actually smarter than cats? It's rather unexpected, isn't it?"

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Original Composer(s): Minako Hamano
Arrangement: MoonageDream

Character Represented: Lone Digger, Dr. Kawashima

VOTE HERE: https://forms.gle/9yFeGE5HYzzQrViA9

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The last of his gang, a mysterious cat calling himself Lone Digger has joined Ultimus Tourney! Though he looks almost... haunted, to be honest. He may not talk much, but he seems to like electro swing music. Plus, he's a cat. How could you go wrong with a cat? 

SOURCES
- Songs in the electro swing genre 
- Any song from Caravan Palace 
- Songs about digging 
- Songs about cats

EXAMPLES
- Electro swing remixes of songs
- Lone Digger, Plume
- Gold Digger
- 50 something cats

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M.D. in hand, Dr. Kawashima has arrived on the scene! Known for his studies of the brain, he brings a well-needed bit of intelligence to the roster. But it's not all sunshine; underneath that playful, smart exterior is a monster with some devilish training under his non-existent belt. Stay focused as he grabs the win!

SOURCES
- Franchises exclusive to the DS family (plus Brain Age)
- Songs about doctors
- Songs about devils

EXAMPLES
- Brain Age OST, Freakyforms
- Dr. Mario theme
- The Devil Went Down To Georgia

(R1M1) Brain Age Swing

Dr. Kawashima: "I'm beginning to think brain training isn't the best first step for you. Have you considered therapy?"

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While one falls closer to the White Noise, another moves forward. Thank you for voting, and please look forward to the next round.

Read the Lone Digger vs. Kawashima story here!
https://docs.google.com/document/d/14jg45UL52k4DOAH68E3M-8-b_CMi3BVjmZ8iPRFdZ5Q/edit?usp=sharing

RESULTS - ROUND 1 MATCH 1

PORTER: This is really weird... but kind of interesting, at least.

CLIPPY: Wait, I don't remember a Goodfaith Hardware making computers...

VOTE HERE: https://forms.gle/3q671dBJjNt46Pa96

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Original Composer(s): Madeon, Porter Robinson, Stephen Foster, Mr. Scruff, MACINTOSH PLUS
Arrangement: 9mmPeter

Character Represented: Adventure Machine, Windows Warriors

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Here with a set you'll never forget, the Adventure Machine has started. Packed with tracks related to electronica, EDM, and house music, these two DJs will spin this tourney in their favor! Don't worry, they'll be fine, so you won't be saying goodbye to their world so easily!

SOURCES
- Songs in the house, french house, or electro house genres
- Songs by Madeon
- Songs by Porter Robinson

EXAMPLES
- Don't You Worry Child, One More Time
- All My Friends, Imperium
- Goodbye To A World, Lionhearted

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The Windows Warriors are here to reclaim their lost thrones! Led by Bonzi Buddy, these classic internet-famous friends have banded together. With much of the PC gaming scene of the past under their belt, and plenty of meme potential, these three are making use of their last shot to make it big!

SOURCES
- Edutainment games
- Pre-2000s PC adventure games
- Songs from various Microsoft OS's, or using sounds from them
- Songs about/related to computers

EXAMPLES
- Songs from Mario Teaches Typing or Kahoot
- Sam and Max, Lego Island
- Xbox OS music, songs made using Windows 95 sound effects
- Clean Your Computer, Steve Jobs vs. Bill Gates

Kalimba Plus [R1M6]

Original Composer(s): Dave Wave, Howard Ashman, Alan Menken, Liu Sugar
Arrangement: GreenOfRain

Character Represented: Lone Digger

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The last of his gang, a mysterious cat calling himself Lone Digger has joined Ultimus Tourney! Though he looks almost... haunted, to be honest. Worried, even, especially given his position. He may not talk much, but he seems to like electro swing music. Plus, he's a cat. How could you go wrong with a cat?

Other Friends Like Me

LONE DIGGER: Cats eat rats, didn't you know? 
SONIC: What did you just call me?

VOTE HERE: https://forms.gle/zLf1CMMT5UvtPuap8

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Welcome to tonight's match, what can we get you? That's right; Ultimus Tourney is back with a brand new White Noise match for you tonight. Featuring a bunch of furry friends, joined by a robot master, this match is set to be one for the ages! When you're this close to the dangers of the White Noise, anything goes. Their fates lie in your hands. Choose wisely, and vote responsibly!

Arrangement: Bulnosaur40
Art: Juniper, @evkem
Character Represented: Lone Digger, Robo-Crashers

Sources:
LONE DIGGER:
- Songs in the electro swing genre
- Any song from Caravan Palace
- Songs about digging
- Songs about cats

ROBO-CRASHERS:
- Songs from classic Sonic and Mega Man games
- Songs from Sonic and Mega Man fangames
- Songs from the Doom series

Songs used:
Posin' - Peggy Suave (Lone Digger - Electroswing)
Nyan Cat + voice clips - daniwell, Momomomo (Lone Digger - Songs about cats)
Wish Upon A Shattered Star (from Sonic: Shattered Realities) - Landy (Robo-Crashers - Sonic Fangames)
Quarry Man (from Mega Man: Shattered Diamond) - Cosmic Gem, Threxx (Robo-Crashers - Mega Man Fangames)
Move Your Feet - Junior Senior (Offsource)

Pose Upon A Shattered Diamond [LR1M1]

VOTE HERE: https://forms.gle/dHi9nwec4KQZEMqV6

It's a battle of old turned new vs. new turned old in this match of Ultimus Tourney! Animated Musical Vibes, the representatives of all things lofi and animated, and Windows Warriors, old hands not ready to relinquish their thrones, are going head to head in a heated match tonight. Ironically, these two groups seem to have no chill today...

Arrangement: Bulnosaur40
Character Represented: Animated Musical Vibes, Windows Warriors

Sources:
ANIMATED MUSICAL VIBES
- Songs widely used in animation memes or AMVs
- Lo-fi Hip Hop songs from 2015 and forward
- Songs from Whisper of the Heart

WINDOWS WARRIORS
- Edutainment games
- Pre-2000s PC adventure games
- Songs from various Microsoft OS's, or using sounds from them
- Songs about/related to computers

Songs used:
Teen Pregnancy - Blank Banshee (AMV - Animation Memes)
I Hate Everything About You - Three Days Grace (AMV - AMVs)
text to speech - Louie Zong (WW - Computers)
Bonzi Buddy voice clips

I Hate Everything About Windows 95 [WR2M3]

LOG ADDED: 10/20/21

-start

Subject: Dr. Ryuta Kawashima
Noted by: Arthur Candler

[NOTE: LOG EXCEEDS MAXIMUM CHARACTERS.]
Read here: https://pastebin.com/raw/NnasyNhF

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Arrangement: Limi (@megalolazing)
Character Represented: Dr. Kawashima

Sources:
- Franchises exclusive to the DS family (plus Brain Age)
- Songs about doctors
- Songs about devils

Songs used:
Dr. Zaius - Dankmus (Doctors)
Like A Surgeon - Ciara (Doctors)
Jumping Devil - TheLivingTombstone (Devils)
The Devil's Swing - DAGames (Devils)
The Mind Electric - Tally Hall (Doctors)
There's A Platypus Controlling Me - Dr. Doofenshmirtz (Doctors)

- D R. - K A W A S H I M A - [experiment: dr. kawashima]

Track by @megalolazing.
Art by @babybowser101.
Character Represented: Count Draculoaf
Tournament Origin - Mashup Week

Sources:
elijah who - don't forget to feed your neopets (Cursed Images / Eating)
Lil Boom - Already Dead (Cursed Images)
Smash Mouth - All Star (Cursed Images)
Aaron Smith - Dancin' (Cursed Images)
Train - Hey Soul Sister (Cursed Images)
Lil Pump - Gucci Gang (Cursed Images)
Soulja Boy - Crank Dat (Cursed Images)
Toby Fox - MEGALOVANIA (Cursed Images)
Earth, Wind, and Fire - September (Cursed Images)

#3 - Count Draculoaf

Bwah-ah-ah! Digging through the ditches and burning through the witches, Draculoaf has prepared the greatest feast ever for Reject Rumble! Hoping to win over the judges with his four-star cooking skills, his vampiric days may be over, but goddamn is his cooking good. His week of mashups may have been rejected initially, but with his pile of secret recipes, everyone else is cursed to lose to him.

- Songs from Metroidvania games, excluding Hollow Knight
(Castlevania, Super Metroid, Iconoclasts)
- Songs used in cursed image compilations or "cursed"/absurd media
(Don't forget to feed your Neopets, Bonfire, Be Faithful, It Burns! Burns! Burns!)
- Songs relating to vampires
(DIO's Theme, Bloody Tears, Vampire Blues)
- Songs relating to food, eating, or cooking
(Eat It, Lemon Demon Discography, Cooking Mama OST)

Join the discord at http://discord.gg/xZKWarX.
Stay groovin'!

don't forget to feed your creatures

fuck it, uploading tracks out of order lmao.

07. YTP Sexers (Woody & Buzz)
"These beloved toys (BITCHES) were on vacation to a tropical island with their owner (CUM), however, in a twist of events, they were forgotten there! The friends (FUCKERS), named Woody and Buzz (PUSSY and DICK), have found themselves in the Thunderdome! They may have learned of a few, uh, inappropriate words from the contestants here though… But nonetheless, they’ve rounded up such sources as famous works from Pixar, heavy vocal sampling, and DICK- I meant to say YouTube Poops and YTPMVs, fuck."

Sources
-Songs from Mainline Pixar blockbusters
-Songs that use heavy vocal sampling
-Songs commonly used in YTPMV
-Media heavily associated and used for YTPs

Examples
Toy Story, Ratatouille, Up, The Incredibles, Coco
Sneakman, Frontier Psychiatrist, Bla Bla Bla, Bang!
The Snippet, Rainbow Tylenol, Rap Snitch Knishes, Gentle Breeze
Hotel Mario, Zelda CDI, I.M. Meen, Fresh Prince Of Bel-Air

Sources Utilized:
Trauma Center: Under the Knife 2 - Gentle Breeze (YTPMV)
MF DOOM - Rapp Snitch Knishes (YTPMV)
The Avalanches - Frontier Psychiatrist (Vocal Samples)
Will Smith - The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air (Used for YTPs)
John Goodman & Billy Crystal - If I Didn't Have You (Pixar)

SFX:
"Lamp oil, rope, bombs, you want it?" (Used for YTPs)
Various YTP Sexer sfx (Used for YTPs)
Gross Beat Complex 5

This track was made by @bluez04, And the render by @libbec (miss you both. ~jama)
We hope you enjoy your life here on the island...

That Toy Needs Therapy

Arrangement: Limi (@megalolazing-1)
Character Represented: Lone Digger

Sources:
- Songs in the electro swing genre 
- Any song from Caravan Palace 
- Songs about digging 
- Songs about cats

Songs used:
Nyan Cat - daniwell (Cats)
Catgroove - Parov Stelar (Cats, Electro Swing)
Lone Digger - Caravan Palace (All Sources)
Other Friends - Sarah Stiles, Rebecca Sugar (Electro Swing)
Gold Digger - Kanye West (Digging)

Victory! Lone Digger (Updated)

IMPORTANT: Ultimus Tourney continues on our second account, @ultimustourneypart2! Please follow us there to see how the story continues.

ULTIMUS TOURNEY is a tournament pitting 16 contenders against one another with music as its focus. The winner gets a concert to themselves, a chance to show the world what they've got on the biggest stage possible.

The losers? Lost to the White Noise.

Vote for those you like the music of, and listen to the mashups and arrangements presented for more about them.

What is the White Noise?

(We have a Discord! Check here for updates, the storyline of Ultimus Tourney, and to chat with the staff and even some of the characters: https://discord.gg/va25sJN )

CONTENDERS:
-Miror B.
-Robo-Crashers (Mega Man and Sonic the Hedgehog)
-The Humanz (2D, Hatsune Miku, and Cherry)
-Adventure Machine (Madeon and Porter Robinson)
-Windows Warriors (Bonzi Buddy, Clippy, and Putt Putt)
-The Luminary
-Lone Digger
-Aria da Copo (Big Band and Squigly)
-Atlanta Roads (Lil Nas X and Childish Gambino)
-Animated Musical Vibes (Shizuku and Firestar)
-Jonesy
-Hisashi Nogami
-George Lopez
-Dr. Kawashima
-Stage Stars (Aaron Burr, Evan Hansen, Veronica Sawyer)
-Lune

BONUS CHARACTERS:
-Sayori Yua (deceased)
-Ellen DeGeneres
-Interviewing Jimmy Team

BOSSES:
-???
-???
-???
-???
-The Baron

We have moved to our third account! Find us here to see how the story continues. @ultimustourneypart3

(NOTE: THIS IS OUR SECOND ACCOUNT. We ran out of time on the first. To see what's happened before, including Round 1, please check @ultimustourneypart1)

Welcome back to Ultimus Tourney. This is a 16-contender tournament, with the fighters duking it out to solve the mysteries of the White Noise before they're lost to it. With the stakes growing ever higher, our contenders compete to save themselves from an uncertain, dark fate presented by this strange force. With everything on the line, who will crack under the pressure?

This is a multimedia project, taking place both on YouTube and Soundcloud, with a heavy emphasis on story. The story so far can be found in the link section, though it is currently unfinished.

Vote for those you like the music of, and listen to the arrangements and mashups presented for perspective on those you may have written off.

Stay away from the White Noise.

(We have a Discord! Check here for updates, the storyline of Ultimus Tourney, and to chat with the staff and even some of the characters: https://discord.gg/va25sJN )

WINNERS BRACKET:
-Hisashi Nogami
-The Humanz (2D, Hatsune Miku, and Cherry)
-Windows Warriors (Bonzi Buddy, Clippy, and Putt Putt)
-Lune

LOSERS BRACKET:
-Lone Digger
-Stage Stars (Aaron Burr, Evan Hansen, Veronica Sawyer)
-Atlanta Roads (Lil Nas X and Childish Gambino)
-Dr. Kawashima
-Aria da Copo (Big Band and Squigly)
-Adventure Machine (Madeon and Porter Robinson)
-Animated Musical Vibes (Shizuku and Firestar)
-The Luminary

THE LOST:
-Robo-Crashers (Mega Man and Sonic the Hedgehog)
-Jonesy
-Miror B.
-George Lopez

BONUS CHARACTERS:
-Sayori Yua (deceased)
-Ellen DeGeneres
-Interviewing Jimmy Team

BOSSES:
-Simpleflips
-Ness

-???
-???
-???
-???
-The Baron

Pose Upon A Shattered Diamond [LR1M1]

Ultimus Tourney: White Noise [MOVED]

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