kinda  genius ngl very interesting, vaguely giving me Ween's The Mollusk vibes

Absolutely astonishing, Kyle!! Reminds me of Tool, Perfect Circle and even Rush and beyond! Fantastic mortal lyrics and singing! Is this like 11/7 time???🤣🤣🤣…no end in sight for your creativity, brother! Great tones and performances!! Captives, indeed!!!🔥🔥🔥🏆🏆🏆🙏🙏🙏

Amazing mysterious guitar structures in this incredible intro section.

Many thanks. We really enjoy your sonic efforts...there is so much variety and originality happening

Top song!  Love that main riff that floats through the whole piece...menacing but with a delicious juicy edge to it as well...great stuff!

Kinda like the Shaggs but more in tune ; ) Nice!!!

Featured (various artists)

Squidface Licker

Hamster Baby (Bikini Kill cover)

This song should not exist

lyrics:

I’ve got a gift for you, so open it up
Give it a stroke and I’ll fill your cup
Unleash the demon, and I’ll whip it out
Unzip my pants and I’ll stick it out, yeah

My dick is a miles long
That’s why I wrote this song for you, it’s for you
And when I’m creaming jeans 
It will make all your dreams come true, come true

And if you start to think you don’t give a fuck
This thing is bigger than a garbage truck
Unleash the weasel, it’ll give you a bite
You know I got the rizz, I’ll do it right

Rizztastic master of the dirty arts
When I’m done my dick will be smelling of farts
There is no reason why you wouldn’t want
My big fat dick inside your hairs cunt

If it’s not your birthday
It doesn’t really matter anyway
I got a gift so open it
That shirt you’re wearing now, I’ll be soaking it

When we put our heads together
I swear it’ll make it better
And when we become one
I’ll be glad to give you some

Choking hazard on the side
Just be careful on the ride
Smells like some old bologna
Eat it like some cannelloni, now dig it, yeah 

Big dick, big dick, big dick, big dick
Big dick, big dick, big dick, big dick

I've Got A Gift For You (It's My Penis)

Faze 1 slowed stoner remix (Bob Goodsite) (Meth-Mastered)

2037 Corporation Rebellion

Copyright 2025 Joe Stroffolino
Guitar strumming tracks and picking tracks Taylor 114ce: Joe Stroffolino
Vocals & Backup Vocals:  Joe Stroffolino
Drums:  EZ Drummer 3
Bass:  PG music Real track

Hey sugar, hope you’re doing alright. I’ve been thinking about you.
Hey sugar hope you’re doing okay. Wonder what you’ve been up to.
It’s been a long time since I’ve seen your face, and you had me under your spell.
We’ve both taken a quite a few trips around the sun. Hope time has treated you well.
As for me, I’m a little worse for wear, I’ve gained some weight and lost some hair
But I try to watch my diet and exercise and take care of myself. 
You’re just a memory, it would probably ruin my fantasy, if we were to meet up one day and try to rekindle that old chemistry.
Cause chemicals have an expiration date and it’s probably too late to put ourselves in
 a test tube and get that reaction going again.
Hey, sugar I’ve been thinking about you.  Do you ever think about me too.
Time passes and my memory fades and you become more beautiful
I feel like a boxer who’s past his prime and I’m looking for one last fight
Sometimes I wake up and I think about you in the dark and lonely night
Time keeps on passing and there’s not much you can do
It’s easy to look back and regret those options you didn’t pursue
You can spend your days waxing nostalgic, you can cling to your fantasy
Or you can jump in that water under the bridge and take a chance on reality
You’re just a memory, it would probably ruin my fantasy, if we were to meet up one day and try to rekindle that old chemistry.  
Cause chemicals have an expiration date and it’s probably too late to put ourselves in
 a test tube and get that reaction going again.
You’re just a memory, it would probably ruin my fantasy, but it sure would be nice to rekindle that chemistry.

Just a Memory

Da Alm

File Update #9: Made outro voicings way more operatic and they now align with the power of guitar bass and drum to end

File Update #8: First lead guitar feeler run

File Update #7: Drums expanded to help lead the gallop late on. Rolling toms thoughout pitch shifted down -1 and -2 octaves one track each. The gallop is achieved by playing 8th notes with a dotted delay giving that off beat in the delay. You can tend to go from following the dotted rhythm to back straight to straight 8th's giving beats with delay like this even more movement across the phrase from that shift in expression

File Update #6: Adjusted drums to reflect guitar power better. Added Peruvian pan flutes mirroring vocal in some lead parts. Added cellos & basses to unison the guitar power chords. Playing with reverse effected Blackbird vocal at the end also. What I may do is make this rev effected BB vox properly on the whole phrase and then TBD sing it forwards over that and should sound cool… then do the same again . reverse my TBD forward vocal and should have a very weird and wonderful double forward double reverse unison to finish. Schweeeeeeeeeeet

File Update #5: Two electric guitars added. Each with slow arpeggio to start with one evolving to rhythm and the other to lead/rhythm. Again possibly too dominant will be fixed in a mix

File Update #4: Little Alexa chat at the end more prominent

File Update #3: More TBD voice trying to get closer to Blackbird. I'll fix any busy~ness that has cropped up with some mix TLC when I think we're done.  Put in a crow sound at the end because I'm a furking stoner and asked alexa (I call mine Computer because I feel like Picard 👴🏽😆) to make a Blackbird sound haha

File Update #2: TBD voicings more prominent and Blackbird stereo tracked and spread. Tom prominence increased. Real Bass in throughout.

File Update #1: Extended with double time dance mode (164bpm) and normal time outro (82bpm)


Listen to A song without words.m4a by Blackbird on #SoundCloud
https://on.soundcloud.com/9tKvnLErzFwqSGkh9

Feast your ears on more Blackbird above 👌🏼🔆

Listen to A Song Without Words (featuring Blackbird) by Box Number Ten on #SoundCloud
https://on.soundcloud.com/64197xkCPmvVDHvC9

Big thanks also to artist Box Number 10 for giving me the idea to tackle this. You can listen to their wonderful rendition above.

For this rendition I aligned the Acapella with an 82 BPM project and built from there. The way the original vocal is built lends itself very well for this as there are nice spaces to chop it up with minimal detriment. I think 82 (maybe 81) the best tempo to work with if you wan to try this for Blackbird and let your imagination run wild with it. It's incredible vocal practice and I think the enthusiasm is there for more versions.
My cat Yoda pays us a visit too throughout...



A thank you poem...

When Maria Carey retired, Falsetto lovers pined...

Then along came a Blackbird with voice sublime

So the beautiful dark muted in word

Picked up the guitar with tremolo absurb

Some simple piano

Some hums and some he's

This magpie minds your eggs

Now I'm free

Thanks dear artist I hope I did fine

Your voice truly is sublime



Listening to this just fed me a wonderful memory. In 3rd year Music class in school Mr Kelly asked the whole class, "What is the most beautiful instrument of them all?"
We took turns guessing... Guitar, Violin, Piano....
Mr Kelly's answer, "The human voice"
I whole heartedly agree Sir 🫡

Song without words (by Blackbird)

Elemental

Ain't nothing but beavers living up there

I Got Cooties In Vancouver

A chuga- chuga good time blues song (ZZ Top meets Chuck Berry) about not indulging in vices. Also, race car driving.

Lyrics:
Hey friends, you know I need to give up drinking
It's tearing up my guts
But still, I'm over eating
It leaves me so perplexed
I've got to give up that 
Marijuana
It makes me malleable
Lackadaisical
Like a slow-motion hex
I've got to give up this pornography
Because it's fucking up my sex

(chorus) Oh, you've got to give up a little something
To get yourself a little bit more(2X)

Take that race car around the bend
Put the hammer down
This could be the end?
Or maybe it could be good fortune shining on your door!

I've got to stop spending so much time on the internet
It makes my attention small
I never, ever finish what I start
I've got to give up these perfumed flavored vapes
The smell reminds me
Of the woman who were 
'In love' 
With me
But now they are
'In hate'
I've got to give up the women with dark circles under their eyes
The nighttime lies
That I take
And I paint
In my darkest arts

I've got an extremely high tolerance for risk
It's more than I can take
(yeah)
Tell my friends and family
To book me a heavy metal band
For my wake
I'm gonna say to everybody
Hey, do you see that coming?
That's my Mojo rising
On the horizon
Stop criticizing
I'm just waiting for my big break
(chorus)

Take that race car around the bend
Drop the hammer down
It could be the end?
With self control
You could get the win!
You've got to give up a little something
To get yourself a little bit more...

More! (or) How I learned To Get Ahead

Lyrics

When the bow breaks, the cradle will
Come tumbling down into the darkened chasmic hell
The same which countless others
Disappeared inside before

The tranquil state in which we’ve lived
Perishes right before our eyes
Lost to the ages of time, we’ll forget

Just like a vanquished mortal soul
What once existed in the flesh
Will disappear, leaving behind traces
Ashes and decaying bone

The fragile lamb of stable life
Ceases to breathe and bleeds out
Gone are days of light

Then soon we all begin to lose 
Sight of the things that once had held
Us tight and close
Bonded, inseparable
Never to be ripped apart

Mortar that held together bricks 
Impenetrable fortress
Deteriorated beyond all repair

In time the foundational cracks
Of our own selfish deceit and betrayal acts
Would crumble down and destroy
For what we had sacrificed

Then in a foolish naive way
Blame all those but ourselves
So bold is ignorance

Sun setting down behind the darkened
Clouds, leaving us in darkness
Forever gone, what once had shone
Is gone forever now, we will wonder how we

Let things get so bad, what choice have we had
As captives of greed filled rackets
Any chance we got only ever brought 
A knife right in our backs, 
Broken structure cracks

Beep Boop

This track is for Matilda ,an amazing artist ,whose kindness is overflowing .
Thank you so much Matilda ,you are an inspiration ,Thank you so much 
 Shine on .

Check out Matilda's Proud Dad ,and musical giant 

https://soundcloud.com/thebeautifuldark

Thank you both for making such special gestures to me.

Shine on , Be Well :-) :-) :-) :-) :-)

Matilda's Dub

What kind of experiment was it? I forcibly inserted another element in the middle of the DJ sound. I mainly use collage as my production method, so the atmosphere of this song is what I imagined. But it destroyed the uplifting dance mood that gets you on the rhythm. Some of the necessary elements of the music are missing, but it will be a relief for your ears.


No.320 A slightly experimental DJ mix

6-4-2025

written and recorded 2010 by andrew salvner (aka pretzels malone, lil' spaceman)
4-track cassette tape - trk1&2-keys and drums / trk3&4-vocals

from the unfinished and unreleased minotaur project.  this song's at the beginning as the creds roll.

the words:
three point four billion minotaurs
fighting against
three point four billion wizards
(wizards, wizards)

3 point 4 billion

Sanity’s boring, truth is a joke,
I built my throne out of everything broke.

This is blues exorcism for cursed souls. Heavy psych riffs dragged through ash. Basement doom jams that sound like they’re melting from the inside.

It’s not good music. It’s honest noise. 
Unfuckable, unmarketable, undeniable.

If you get it — welcome. If not, you were never meant to...   haha, guitar go brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

You do not recognize any of the bodies in the water


Members:

Gremescer Fuckburger: Vocals, lyrics, guitar, bass, sitar, synths, keyboards, Saxophone, Drums, Didgeridoo

Mick Mack: Drums, vocals

Beep Boop

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