Producer, musician, label-owner, fond fondler of beats, "king of weird guitars", occasional lyricist and remixer, graphics designer. www.umpff.dk

Always up for remixing or collaborating...

Alles Liebe und schöne Grüße von Geschwätz GmbH.
Geschwätz GmbH began coming together in May, 2024 when aspiring DJ and producer, Petra Joy Fischer, met her soul mate, Austrian trumpetist, arranger, singer, rapper, and master brewer, Peter Roland Kuhn, on a platform at Hamburg-Altona Bahnhof en route to the warm-up party for the 2024 Schlagermove festival. From the farmlands outside of Schleswig, Fischer had found office work in Hamburg depressing, and trying to break into the city's saturated DJ and electronic music scene a constant frustration. She subsequently abandoned city life for her new-found love and the mountanous beauty of rural Austria. Already by early June, she had packed down her vinyl collection, grow room, and home studio and re-located permanently to Kuhn's remote home town, the mountain-locked village of Brandt. There the inseparable, reclusive couple began pumping out a wide selection of tracks, employing the services of Kuhn's own talented, Reggae-inspired, home-town, brass schlager band (Die Einheimischen). The resulting musical constellation melds some of the pair's favorite styles: Glitch & Electronica, Ska, Reggae, Dub, Hip Hop, Trip-Hop, Rap, 1940's & '50's Jazz & Swing, Polka, World Music, Analogue & Digital Turntablism, EDM, and German Party-/Pop-/Folk- Schlager. Shortly after meeting, Petra joined Peter on a visit to his brother in Denmark. There the couple met their primary collaborator, musician and co-producer, Jah Bozo, a good friend of Peter's brother. An electronic producer since the 1980's, Jah Bozo, is online live almost daily from Copenhagen with Petra and/or Peter at their home studio deep in the Austria Alps. When Peter's worklife as master brewer at Brandt Bierhalle keeps him from the studio, Petra Joy and Jah Bozo occupy themselves with their own tracks, often collaborating with other band members from Die Einheimischen, particularly the multi-talented Lauer sisters - Birgit and Simone. The production team have recently (Spring/Summer 2025) been recording and producing a bunch of Die Einheimischen's own Reggae-driven Schlager tracks for posterity, fun, and profit. Likewise, Geschwätz is collaborating on tracks with friends and producers around the world. These include The Ruff Mate (UK), SpiceDoubt (Germany), and young South African producer and visual artist, Lesedi Dlamini, from Bantfu Beliciniso. Many of these tracks and collaborations can also be found here (and currently nowhere else). The Crew has determined that it is not in their (or anybody elses') interests to hand their rights off to the mercy of malignant, thieving corporatist overlords and management, and will NOT be signing to either publishing or labels. Geschwätz has chosen to set its own course independantly. So don't even bother asking...! OK?! And stop spamming us, you transparent, scamming fuckers!

We hope that you can find the time in your busy listening schedule to get down with your bad selves to the corporate babble from Geschwätz GmbH's electronic beerhall. Prost!

Personnel

Petra Joy Fischer... vocals, direction and production, sampling, breaks & beats, analogue & digital turntables (amateur horticulturalist)
Die Einheimischen:
Peter Roland Kuhn... vocals, trumpet, direction and arrangements (master brewer)
Volker Meier... trumpet, piccolo trumpet (industrial design and engineering)
Gunther Meier... trombone, trumpet (commercial pilot)
Duggi Meier... clarinet, saxophones, flute (marketing, baker)
Ralf Deutscher... saxophones (der Laden, deliveries, Bierhallen's bus)
Deitrich Meier... tuba, upright & electric bass (retired air force test pilot, baker)
Wolfgang "P-Tosh" Kraus... rhythm guitar, pedal steel guitar, banjo (butcher and "entrepeneur", read: has own hot-dog stand)
Birgit Lauer... piano, piano accordian, keyboards, fiddle, vocals, MIDI programming (lifetime government arts stipend, session musician)
Simone Lauer... drums, percussion, vocals (lifetime government arts stipend, session musician)

Heavy Hansi... guest vocals (Master of Ceremonies, local Metal legend, master brewer)

Jah Bozo... lyrics, co-direction, producer, occassional mastering (ballet pianist, "livskunstner")

Unless otherwise indicated, all music and lyrics are written, produced and curated by Petra Joy Fischer, Peter Roland Kuhn & Jah Bozo.
All music is injected into the ether via Team Otaku
Inquiries may be directed to: geschwatzgmbh@gmail.com
Inquiries might even be (eventually) answered. Who can say...?

Now forget all of this. None of it matters.

Nova Polaris -
The lead singer and songwriter of Nova Polaris, Petina Arskog (born Nov. 5th. 1969) has traveled many musical ways to get to where she is right now. This is heard and felt deeply and convincing in her musical universe and language. Petina is the core of Nova Polaris, which as a band has a rare refined way of getting all the musical ingredients to work together, so that it is very difficult to define the genre. The roots are jazz, with hints of pop and soul. The groove is somehow funky and at the same time energetic and intense indie rock, they top everything off with a twist of ancient Nordic sounds. All is woven tight and lead by cunning melodies and out of this emerges a rare and very unique sound. As a lyricist Petina also manages to surprise with her take on life lived that is the subject matter. Each band member has been carefully handpicked to fit the musical universe of Nova Polaris and Petina’s warm and rusty voice. This fact makes it a true pleasure to surrender into this universe that on one hand is brand new territory and on the other hand is a walk down familiar roads and memory lane with a very personal touch from both the lead singer and the band. So far Nova Polaris have been a live act and travelled around Denmark with the act. They have recently started recording their first album (June/July 2015) and a video is planned to be published on Youtube shortly. During the early spring of 2016 they will be releasing their first album in Germany, Switzerland and Austria and they are planning a tour of the GSA in the summer of 2016.

Nordic indie folk rock at its best.

Lead singer and songwriter: Petina

Flycast mission is to warm as many as possible hearts around the world with his melancholic vibes. This is a flight of fantasy, a desire for a synergy for like-minded people.

Flycast episodes gravitates towards crafting emotional and cinematic journeys aimed at evoking a profound experience and personal reflection.

Music is more than sound – it is the universal language of the soul. Dance is more than movement; it is a ritual, a universal expression of longing, community, and love.

Flycast sets allowed us to enter a flow that deepened with each beat. These moments remind us that music and dance unite us, connecting us to something greater than ourselves.

Music is a return to the essence of life, the pure magic of the moment.

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