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The song for Scott's 200th episode special, "Borderline Forever"! Watch the video here: https://youtu.be/mhbVUf3yyB0

CREDITS:
Music by Garrett Williamson 
Lyrics by Scott Wozniak and Garrett Williamson 
Produced, Mixed and Mastered by Garrett Williamson 

Lead Vocals by Scott Wozniak 
Backing Vocals by Garrett Williamson 
Rhythm Guitars by Chase Akers, Bennett Roach, Joshua Taipale 
Lead Guitar by Bennett Roach 
Bass by Chase Weimer 
Drums by Scott Williamson 
Extra Programming by Garrett Williamson

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Closing In - Scott the Woz

Why did it take me so long to upload this here? The most popular thing I ever did, featured in the Octodad: Dadliest Catch trailer. You know, for kids! It's pretty good.

I'm out of downloads here, But you can stream it/buy it/download it all day long on my bandcamp page: http://ianmckinney.bandcamp.com/

Check out the game on Steam: http://store.steampowered.com/app/224480

Octodad (Nobody Suspects a Thing)

MowtenDoo - Super Spice Bros 2

Evil Fucking Wizard

Wizard Fistfight

skeletons!

--LYRICS--

There's five people AFK and my team
Has just installed today and I've seen
At least three Spies with no idea
What is going on inside their brain?

There's no way to predict what you'll find
There's no way to understand the mind
Of a person with a half-a-brain
How can you know what that guy's gonna do?

There's five people AFK and my team
Has just installed today and I've seen
At least three Spies with no idea
What is fuckin' happening? WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING?

There's five people AFK and my team
Has just installed today and I've seen
At least three Spies with no idea
What is going on inside their brain?

There's no way to predict what you'll find
There's no way to understand the mind
Of a person with a half-a-brain
How can you know what that guy's gonna do?

(La la la la la la)

There's no way to predict what you'll find
There's no way to understand the mind
Of a person with a half-a-brain
How can you know what that guy's gonna do?

There's five people AFK and my team
Has just installed today and I've seen
At least three Spies with no idea
What is going on inside their brain?

There's five people AFK and my team
Has just installed today and I've seen
At least three Spies with no idea
What is going on inside their brain?

Casual Mode Anthem

--LYRICS--

I was playing TF2 the other night
When I suddenly saw the most epic sight
A player on the other team all dressed in green
Brightest loadout of all humankind

We fought each other long and hard - both one on one
But he was dodging left and right, shooting his gun
And finally after a fair fight when he won
In the chat he dropped his Lenny Bind

Did you see that guy?
He’s so hip and fly
He’s the coolest guy
'Cause he’s got a Lenny Bind

Look at his weapon shine
Check out that funny sign
He has the superior mind
He got a Lenny-

Bind me to my word, this is the truth
The absolute coolest thing about the youth
Is their hilarious, original, clever quips
I wish that I could ever be that smooth

So when this Scout main owned me in a fight
I was speechless, no way to comeback to the bright
Funny and simply epic chat response
With nothing that could beat a Lenny Bind

Did you see that guy
He’s so hip and fly
He’s the coolest guy
'Cause he’s got a Lenny Bind

Just hang me out to dry
Cause I’m about to cry
Can I get my weapon signed?
He’s got a Lenny Bind

(Papi Break)

Did you see that guy?
He’s so hip and fly
He’s the coolest guy
'Cause he’s got a Lenny Bind

He shot me and I died
Then owned me with a bind
He’s confident and so kind
He's got a Lenny Bind

Lenny Bind

ft. iDubbbzTV & Mac

--LYRICS--

Guess who’s back 
Back again 
Uncle’s back 
Tell a friend 

Uncle’s back 
(x7) 

I’ve created a sentry 
‘Cause nobody wants a Dispenser no more 
They want a killer to deliver 
Well if you want Uncle, this is what I’ll give ya 
A little bitty Mini with a Widowmaker 
Couple shots that’ll straight up drop a medic and a heavy combo 
They hop to the restock closet 
As the round time left on the clock is fading 
And I’m top of the scoreboard, I’m dominating 

You kids in the comments can stop debating 
If I’ll make another mixtape, it’s long awaited 
I know you’re trying to blow a conch to save me 
But I’ve got five pocket medics on me baby 

I’m an Engineer fuckin’ wit' ya ears, tryin’ to keep things weird 
Tryin’ to show his peers 
That all you can do is sit here and call me queer 
But you’d never do this in a million years 

So, come on and build a gun on the hill 
Fuck that - a gun in your grill, and farmin’ the kills 
And get ready, cause this guy’s gonna rage-heavy 
I just hit three hundred thousand 
Fuck you Delfy! 

So lay back and let’s drink some beer 
And everybody, move up your gear 
‘Cause we need a little, dispenser here 
‘Cause I feel like playin’ Engineer 
(x2) 

Little nephews, it’s a wonder I get views 
All I do is jizz that my Engineer set rules 
I start feeling like the people with these views 
Have never watched a second of my channel 
And that’s cool 

He mains Engie, brain must be empty 
Started a revolution, pollutin’ the game state 
A Valve shill 
Well let me make things clear that Engineer 
Is the only thing a tiny bit weird 
Besides my white beard 

I never asked for this 
I never passed any class 
To read a mountain of sass 
But now I’m Batman 
Na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na 

Put a mask on when I wanna play a game of Badlands 
But then again, I can’t exactly take this shit for granted 
All I wanna do is show the world the Engie’s not a turtle 

It’s interesting - what I think is the best thing 
Interests these kids who watch vids, no resting 

Testing: your minds are free 
To have a thought that doesn’t involve what me 
And all the YouTubers think about what should be 
On the patch notes when it updates for free 

So lay back and let’s drink some beer 
And everybody, move up your gear 
‘Cause we need a little, dispenser here 
‘Cause I feel like playin’ Engineer 
(x2)

Feel Like Playin' Engineer (ft. IDubbbzTV & Mac)

Valve Drive Thru (ft. Ben Zimmer)

--LYRICS--

Nobody play with me 
Spies get away from me 
Waaaay... 
(Yeah! Yeah!) 

Ay, I require heavy sandwiches and medic overheal 
I’m about to make a fuckin’ play that Lucky Luke will feel 
Loaded all my shots, I’m in my spot with both hands on the wheel
Get on my cam, because you’ll want this up in your demo reel 

I can see their Medic sittin’ there without a hint of 
What I’m ‘bout to do next - more oblivious than Mike Scott 
Oooh, dat Heavy’s good, but he won’t see me: The Engie Bomb 
Yo, give me an opening and just consider him gone 

DM ‘til the AM, I am the M of this PUG 
Pissin’ off the DM, playin’ D&D - that’s luck 
If you try to BM, me still be the greatest, punk 
I just quit this season because I don’t need this junk 

My last vid just went viral 
Next vid’ll put subbies in a spiral 
Behind the scenes I like to make the Medic’s die, tho 
There’s secret to it I know, bitch 
In tunnel 

Med down, in tunnel 
Med down, in tunnel 
Med down, in tunnel 
Med down, in tunnel 
Med down, in tunnel 
Med down, in tunnel 
Med down, in tunnel 
Med down 

Who dat Scout thinkin’ that he walkin’ on my land 
Get the fuck off my flank with the Sandman 
Get the fuck off that point - out my scene 
I’ll make a play fuckin’ up your whole team 

I’m so fuckin’ sick and tired of the Overwatch 
Please compare this game to something good like Quake: Live 
Compare it to a game that’s not a Fisher-Price FPS 
Keep your clusterfuck roster, I’ll take my nine classes any day 

And that’s not that crazy, ay 
You too scared to play me, ay 
Throw a wrench into the fray 
If you want a crazy game 
Hackers do not phase me, ay 
I do not play DayZ, ay 
Never even blazed it, ay 
White beard, never shave it, ay 
I’m CGP Grey, meets Dunkey mixed with Vsauce, ay 
Watch my frag vids, and let’s hear the Meds talk, ay 
If I kill a Medic, it won’t be an accident, ay 
I’m not pending in fact I’m sent, bitch 
In tunnel 

Med down, in tunnel 
Med down, in tunnel 
Med down, in tunnel 
Med down, in tunnel 
Med down, in tunnel 
Med down, in tunnel 
Med down, in tunnel

MED DOWN

--LYRICS--

The Ambassador’s broke 
The Ambassador’s broke 
The Ambassador’s broke, no fun unless you upfront, son 

Shy guy named “DIE” used to main Amby Spy 
Big dope long range killer, he was makin’ ‘em die 
Wasn’t playin’ as Sniper but still gettin’ the headshots 
But then Valvey threw that nerf on, now he aim like easy bots 

And now it’s miss, miss, miss 
Cause when he tries to cheese it, there’s no swiss 
What’s makin’ that sound, oh it’s a Spies clenched fist 
I’m happy now that Spy mains are so pissed 
Cause that’s some dumb shiiiiiiii- 

By the way, that you play 
I can tell you ain’t havin’ no chill 
Come on up and stab me or are you a lil grill 
Fuckin’ dead ringer shill who can barely get a kill 
You keep tellin’ me it’s skill, that you’ve got a role to fill 
Play broken subclass ‘cause he never gets a stab 
So I pull it out my bag, and I crit him with the Jag 
Like bappity-bappity-bap-bap-bap 

The Ambassador’s broke 
The Ambassador’s broke 
The Ambassador’s broke, no fun unless you upfront, son 

Oh my Gosh… look at that Bap 
Oh my Gosh… look at that Bap 
Oh my Gosh… look at that Bap 
(Look at that Bap) 
Look at, look at, look at 
Look, at that Bap 

This dude named “$T1N63R” used to use the Dead Ringer 
Shot him 5 times with my pistol, I ain’t talkin’ ‘bout Winger 
Real pussy-ass player, shooting blanks with my rifle 
But then they hit it with a nerf and now he callin’ me spiteful 

Now I’m like bang, bang, bang 
Run for that ammo now you little shit stain 
Can’t escape me now that you can’t spam feigns 
Don’t like this song, well you can blame uberchain 
This is some dumb shiiiiii- 

By the way, that you play 
I can tell you ain’t havin’ no chill 
Come on up and stab me or are you a lil grill 
Fuckin’ dead ringer shill who can barely get a kill 
You keep tellin me it’s skill, that you’ve got a role to fill 
Play broken subclass ‘cause he never gets a stab 
So I pull it out my bag, and I crit him with the Jag 
Like bappity-bappity-bap-bap-bap 

The Ambassador’s broke 
The Ambassador’s broke 
The Ambassador’s broke, no fun unless you upfront, son 

Oh my Gosh… look at that Bap 
Oh my Gosh… look at that Bap 
Oh my Gosh… look at that Bap 
(Look at that Bap) 
Look at, look at, look at 
Look, at that Bap

Ambassador

ft. Freddie TF2

--LYRICS--

Bro, you’re my pocket, you’re my darling pocket 
Stomp the server when we use kritzkrieg, baby 
Shawty you’re my pocket, you’re my darling pocket 
You give me heals when I’m in need, baby 

Pubs are one big farm for your strange gun 
But who’s gonna have your back when your team’s gone? 
It seems good when you’re taking on 1v1s 
Don’t be a noob, son - you need a pocket medi gun 

Looking back, I see my bro’s apprehension 
Can we really dry push on this sentry gun 
But I was sure we’d get ten dominations 
And this dedication is to the pocketation 

Bro you’re my pocket, you’re my darling pocket 
Stomp the server when we use kritzkrieg, baby 
Shawty you’re my pocket, you’re my darling pocket 
You give me heals when I’m in need, baby 

You’re a God when it comes to overhealing 
But you never got protection that you needed 
Then one day you saw me broken and bleeded 
Healed me and proceeded, objective completed 

And we’ve never been apart from that day on 
Giving pubbers a-a run-run-run for their mon-mon 
I know it’s odd to have feelings that are this strong 
For a dude’s medi gun who shoves it up my bun-bun 

Bro you’re my pocket, you’re my darling pocket 
Stomp the server when we use kritzkrieg, baby 
Shawty you’re my pocket, you’re my darling pocket 
You give me heals when I’m in need, baby 


Dude, come on and use your Uber 
On this YouTuber 
(I’ll never drop you, you’re my bruh) 

Let’s use the Kritz because they’re grouped up 
They really fooked up 
(Now rain your rockets from above) 

Now switch to Quickfix and we’ll jump around 
And now we’ll really pound 
(Look now I’m flying like a dove) 

And then it’s time to switch to the Vacc 
Because that Sniper hacks 
(You’ll never die to a headshot) 

Pubs are one big farm for your strange gun 
But who’s gonna have your back when your team’s gone? 
It seems good when you’re taking on 1v1s 
Don’t be a noob, son - you need a pocket medi gun 

Looking back, I see my bro’s apprehension 
Can we really dry push on this sentry gun 
But I was sure we’d get ten dominations 
And this dedication is to the pocketation 

Bro you’re my pocket, you’re my darling pocket 
Stomp the server when we use kritzkrieg, baby 
Shawty you’re my pocket, you’re my darling pocket 
You give me heals when I’m in need, baby

Ambassador

Uncle Dane

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