* You didn't think I'd go down that easy, did you darling~
* It's a star's duty to keep their fans' best interests in heart.
* And in this case, that would be staying far away from you.
* So pack it up, darling...
* You're no longer welcome on the show.

099. Neovolution

character by twitter.com/bep_celeste
voice by @theniftytable
a li'l bitta help from @thejoker and @redmatazz

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[The lightners make it to the back of the house. Instead of a typical porch, it's a stage surrounded by empty seats.]

SUSIE: ... Okay, what kind of house is this?
RALSEI: Kris, is this why you brought us here? Did you know about this--

[Interrupting Ralsei's dialogue, the stage lights come on and the Flowery's World theme song starts playing loudly. It startles them, but not Kris.]

FLOWERY: GOOD MORNING, EVERYONE! WHAT A WONDERFUL DAY IT IS! WOULDN'T YOU AGREE?

[Flowery turns to the empty seats and holds out the microphone to them. Susie turns to the seats to double check. Empty.]

SUSIE: Nobody's--

[Canned applause of children.]

FLOWERY: HEE HEE HEE! YES!
FLOWERY: Such a wonderful day.
FLOWERY: AND WE HAVE SPECIAL GUESTS! EVERYONE GIVE A WARM WELCOME THESE THREE HERE.

[Silence.]

SUSIE: Who the hell are you talking to?

[Flowery takes a stomp towards Susie. His face contorts unnaturally in restraint.]
FLOWERY: SUSIE.

[A moment of awkward silence.]

FLOWERY: ... NOW, THERE'S NO NEED FOR THAT KIND OF LANGUAGE.
FLOWERY: AFTER ALL, WE'RE FRIENDS HERE. AND BECAUSE WE'RE ALL FRIENDS...
FLOWERY: ... I HAVE A VERY SPECIAL MESSAGE TO GIVE TO YOU ALL!
FLOWERY: ONE THAT OUR BEST FRIEND KRIS KNOWS VERY WELL.

[Flowery moves up to Kris and holds out the microphone.]

FLOWERY: SO, KRIS. TELL OUR FRIENDS HERE THE GOOD NEWS.

[Another silence.]

FLOWERY: COME ON, KRIS! DON'T BE SHY!
FLOWERY: TELL THEM.
RALSEI: Y-you shouldn't pressure Kris like that! They're--
[Flowery's whips around to face Ralsei.]
FLOWERY: IT'S NOT YOUR TURN.

FLOWERY: ... Hee hee hee, come on, Kris, they're getting impatient out there...
[The sound of children giggling and mumbling rings throughout the empty seats.]
FLOWERY: N-NOW GIVE IT A SECOND, KIDS! KRIS HERE IS JUST SHY!
SUSIE: Well, they're DEFINITELY not gonna talk if you get up in their face like that.
FLOWERY: YOU--
[The sound of laughter. Flowery stomps on the floor in a brief flash of anger.]
FLOWERY: NO! NO, NO NO NO, IT'S NOT FUNNY! IT'S NOT FUNNY!!! YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND!!!
[Flowery suddenly closes in, inches away from Kris.]
FLOWERY: KRIS!!! TELL THEM!!! NOW!!!
[Susie slashes at Flowery, knocking him back.]

SUSIE: What the hell is your problem?!
[Flowery slowly gets up, giggling in an instinctive attempt to comfort himself.]
FLOWERY: ... HEE HEE HEE... AHEE HEE HEE HEE!!! OH, I WISH YOU COULD KNOW.
FLOWERY: HOW I'VE TRIED. How I've tried so hard...
FLOWERY: KRIS. DO US BOTH A FAVOR AND SPEAK UP!!! YOU KNOW WE CAN'T LIVE LIKE THIS...!
RALSEI: Stop scaring them!!! They're a lightner, you owe them your--
[Flowery raises his microphone and fires a few bullets at Ralsei. They hit.]

SUSIE: ... Alright. So that's how you wanna play, huh?
FLOWERY: OF COURSE IT IS. IT'S THE ONLY CHANCE I HAVE.

--- BATTLE START ---

Bep's CHAPTER 3 - SPEAK NO EVIL [Official]

* YES... THE BIRTHDAY CHILD
* ONCE IN CHARGE OF OUR GREAT FESTIVALS
* BUT THE LIGHTNERS 
* TOOK THEIR VOICE AWAY.
* TO THINK THAT SUCH A MINOR THING AS LOSING YOUR VOICE
* IS ENOUGH TO DRIVE YOU COMPLETELY MAD?
* HOW INTERESTING...

[Deltarune: Tilt-A-Glyph] THE WORLD ERASED

* HEY! Keep it down out there, Roman!
* Your old man's trying to take forty winks!

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Grandpa Semi's design is by @scratch-lunin, Me and Local H00ligan.

Grandpa Semi

* I do not feel anything towards you.
* Your eyes are hollow and your words are nothing but an imitation of life.
* You shall burn in the depths of hell, sinner.
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Thumbnail by @kasssm
Oh it's not a Megalo? PASS!! WHERE'S MY LEITMOTIF SPAM!!

This is based on a song I wrote for another project, an EB album named "I miss you too", please keep an eye out for it when it releases.

100 - PoWeR TRiP

"AND WHEN I'M DONE HERE, WE'LL FINALLY SEE THE SUN RISE AGAIN."
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REALLY GOOD MOCKUP BY @mr-monster-745612196 (my good friend Stuffzreal)
HQ Image: https://file.garden/Z8EOD7OPQBp0VFPz/NachoSwap.png

FUCK YOU https://soundcloud.com/deltarune-kessupo/beatdown
FUCK YOU https://soundcloud.com/cheressaturn/the-last-frontier-remastered
FUCK YOU @toryfox I PIRATED YOUR STUPID GAME

OST 100 - SUNRISER

* here, hide behind this conveniently shaped lamp.
[* Papyrus's brother walks on screen]
* 'sup bro!
* PAPS! GOOD TO SEE YOU!
* WHY'RE YOU WEARING A HOODIE?
* IT'S SO HOT OUT.
* you're wearing a hoodie too, sans.
* THAT'S DIFFERENT!
* I'M 𝘽𝙐𝙍𝙉𝙄𝙉𝙂 CALORIES!
[* Papyrus stares for a second before responding.]
* oh, ok. i see now.
* HEHEHE, COME ON! THAT ONE WAS FUNNY.
* YOU'RE SMILING!
* i am, and i hate it.
* ENOUGH SIDETRACKING!
* HAVE YOU BEEN SETTING UP TRAPS TO CATCH HUMANS?
* if by setting up traps you mean,
* setting up the telescope with some red makeup on it...
* then yes.
* ...THAT'S BETTER THAN NO TRAPS I SUPPOSE.
* I'M GONNA GO SET UP FUTURE TRAPS FOR ANY POTENTIAL HUMANS.
* maybe you could use this lamp.
* HMM...
* WHAT ADVANTAGES DOES THE LAMP PROVIDE?
* when plugged in, it can lighten up any given area.
* and it's kinda shaped like a human, isn't it?
* I SUPPOSE IT IS KIND OF HUMAN SHAPED.
* HMM...
* THE LAMP GOES IN THE "MAYBE" PILE.
* NOW I MUST GO!
* GOODBYE PAPYRUS!
* see ya later, bro.
[* Sans walks off screen.]

((Sans/Papyrus Designs by Ghost, https://bsky.app/profile/sleepingghost.bsky.social))
((Sans/Papyrus Sprites by Orbyy, https://twitter.com/OrbyyNew))
((Lamp Sprite by ThatJan and Geeky, https://bsky.app/profile/thatjan.bsky.social https://bsky.app/profile/luigigeek.bsky.social))
((Thumbnail done by ThatJan, https://bsky.app/profile/thatjan.bsky.social))

SANS; the Skeleton

a group buy for Kanye West leaks contained a supposedly official unreleased remix of attack of the killer queen for reaching $5,500 on the group buy

https://on.soundcloud.com/zEEi3LDHPbL2gZZXK4

Queen Strikes Again

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* …
* Darkness, leaving my..eyes?
* Sight, restored to my being..
* Touch, the world grants me once more.
* M..o..u…r..n…

*A body, I do all with..
*Moving, the muscles, twisting and turning.
* B…e…y…o….n…d….

* Flexing, my lungs, they..
* Move in and out of itself.
* Air, how fresh..
* The light burns my “eyes” once again
* Look away from the shine to understand the beauty…
* Skin, trapping me in a prison with this skeleton and blood..
* F…r….e…e…

* My throat, scratchy, unused..
* I grant it life to be used once more..
* This body..
* …!

* My hair stands on its own.
* This body, long rotted..
* Demons search in vain, but in due time for me..

* A..l…o…n….e…
* Flee, run, fight..
* Fear, pushing this FEELING.
ADRENALINE..
* IT MAKES THIS BODY SHAKE IN TERROR!
* No..I won’t let it show..
* I’ll escape, be free.

* Granted a chance to live, roam the unknown.
* I’ll stand on these legs…
* Ha..ha…
* Is this what smiling feels like?

* Harbinger.. are you there?

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Track composed by :
Jay

Thumbnail by :
Lexie & Ribimaka

Dialogue written by :
Stress_Town

Undertale & Earthbound 
Halloween Hack by :
Toby Fox

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Discord server:
https://discord.gg/Kb8cMTZCGY

AU by :
Velvet & アマンaMan

Synchronicity

Original by @lexxiemoww and @therosaic - https://soundcloud.com/toryfox/mus_toriel_ogg

TORIEL [Arrangement]

Harmonic Span II

♥
(Archived / Completed. Thank you, and have a Happy New Year.)

UNDERTALE (c) Toby Fox
UNDERFELL originally by https://underfell.tumblr.com

099. Neovolution

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