The war in the Ukraine is just a guise to keep us from finding out that the world is doomed and the majority of people will die in the coming cataclysm. Whether it be from our own undoing or something other worldly. Putin and the Russian government want to destroy the world with nuclear weapons before the world is uninhabitable. The United states and it's allies want to collect people to move to a different planet even though most will be left behind. Either way if you aren't one of the elite you will die. 
*This is pure speculation.

Smoke!

In the year 2042 everyone uses cannabis in one form or another. The World Government grows all of the marijuana in a facility in South Africa. It is illegal to grow your own or smoke unregulated marijuana. The marijuana they grow is genetically modified to make giant elephant sized buds to keep up with the demand. One afternoon a bungling nurse drops a jar of mealybugs which feed on marijuana. During the night the bugs feed on the plants and grow to monstrous proportions.

Medical Marijuana Mistake

Since all the cool people don't want to hang out and hate everyone. There's always the light beer guys.

Antisocial Norms

Yo! It's Street Trax 8 coming at you with steez! Get busy wit it, playa! It's dope on a rope!

Street Trax 8

I have been volunteered to compete with a church and I am supposed to know everything. Then they tell me they are stupid but they don't care.

I Hate Classification

Do the evolution even if it means extinction.

Evolution

The Head

Lollygagging

Ghost Aliens

You are not a vampire, a devil or, god. 
You are not an alien or a ghost you are a fraud. 
He's got the girl, the money, the cars and, it all. 
Can we stop revolving around him? 
His presence is far from a ball.

The Head

Dj Lipton