LIKE SNOOP SAID, BATTA TATA RATA XATA ZAZA!

Geeked Up [EDM Trap]

Video: https://youtu.be/nXImo_3Vjbg
Download: https://drive.google.com/file/d/1A3-bHOVwRNi5yWMN0cpIiwvWzAMhEKmK/view?usp=sharing
LYRICS
Peppa Pig
It's time to beat you like I did to all the green pigs
I'm a five year old kid tryna be funny and slick
BUT I'M NOT, I'll let you taste my snot
And leave you on the ground, so your body just rot
You're so weird and crazy, no wonder you take care of babies
Beating your ass will be as easy as one, two, three
You're an awful, domestic violence and jewish judge that's cruel
I don't even need to yell at Fear to know that I’m rude

Simon Cowell
Time to spit rhymes so fiery, you'll be letting out a moan
This pissy pig’s about to get some one on one time with Simon & Co. 
You cannot rap, because your rhymes are pretty flat
But you hang out with your cat, so I guess you are bad
Your show fucking sucks, with the writing of a todler 
But we know I'm gonna win, so why even bother?
You’re Hasbro's bitch, you suck her balls
So might as well, give me a succ too, I’m tall

Peppa Pig
Can I say that cuss word now ‘cause the top of your head looks funny and gay
I could see the reason why I rhyme gay with gay
You don't have the skills to compare to me, you’re lame
Peppa Pig? That’s a very gay name

Simon Cowell
Don’t talk about gay, I saw you doing Holocaust
‘Cause after watching your show, I coughed 
I can't stand here to look at all your epic fails
You fight with cartoon characters? You’re not male

The Terminator
Hey guys, I said that i would be back later
You are about to get owned by the Terminator
Get to da choppa, Predator; that verse was cringe :/
That wasn't even my main burn, it was just a quick diss
These monster bitches better get ready for some punching
Guess you didn't Terminat-see that coming
Based on my detailed analysis of...fuck.
Hasta la vister bitches, I'll see you all in the next battle

Peppa Pig vs Simon Cowell. ARBPopCulture - S3E3

Video: https://youtu.be/MizM2ZcVBNk
Download: https://drive.google.com/open?id=1f6h-zOTtdgPyXvYeTRdBsb8pLdgTYU-B
LYRICS
Annoying Orange
I’m Annoying Orange, bitch, see if you can fight against this 
I’m an OG YouTuber and my fame keeps increasing
Fuckin’ incredible, flow like the Nile
Raps so hot, I spit yoga fire!
Everything you do, I can do better
This battle will leave you more mad than the Mad Hatter
Your mountain is unknown, no one knows about Blorenge
You only got fame ‘cause you rhyme with Orange

Blorenge Camper
I’m the King of mountains tops and there is no better
Higher than Mount Everest so don’t come, you bedwetter
My words cut deep like a knife, the knife you’re ‘bout to face
I’m gonna squash you with my boots, and shatter your face
I admire the way you scare little small blokes
But in your older videos, you like you’re on coke
Like the "G" in your name, you sound like you’re gay
Your videos have so much sex bait, we should call you Master Bait

Annoying Orange
You would know about bait, you leave out food in the mountain
You wait for animals to come near it and then kill them
But let me go easy on you, ‘cause no one knows who you are
You’re as important as the villain in Lion King 2, Scar
Your rhymes are weak, you got no technique
I’m a main character in videos, call me Princess Peach
Nigga, you really you can beat me? You’ll need a bandage
I really hope in the future, you’ll get a miscarriage 

Blorenge Camper
You’re just a wack fruit that will go awful on pizza
But you’re more of an idiot than that kid Nobita
I am passively resisting the fact that you suck
Just like my vaccum, I don't give a fuck!
I got shouted out by ERB, what do you have?
Epic Rap Battles of Kitchenary? Wow, you’re a fad
Your friend Pear really needs to step up his game
I’ll call you James Charles, because your vids are really gay

Annoying Orange
My name is Orange and I’ll get you mad
You’re a stupid gay dude, that is a dumb retard
I’m a transgender but you’re more feminine 
I’ll shove my lips up your ass and call you a gentleman
Man, you’re an African American but with no talent
Just like Thanos, in this battle I’ll bring the balance!
Go back home and eat shit, momma kissin’ brat
You probably want to know what’s at the end of my “Baseball Bat”

Blorange Camper
Ching chong, suck my dong ‘cause I saw your nudes yesterday
You hang out with Apple? Wow! You really are gay
How about you fight me, you just spitting out words
You’re like the ghost Jake paul ‘cause now you are irrelevant, TURD! 
You are just a fruit, while my words cut deep like a knife
This “thing” wouldn’t even exist without the human hands, right?
I’ll kick you in the Annoying Rectum and leave you screaming for help
I guess you could say Orange got owned by a male

Annoying Orange vs Blorenge Camper. ARBPopCulture - S3E4

Video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yXXR3sEisvc&t=5s
Download: https://drive.google.com/file/d/1btKnRtq24K7Px9Ksoa_ByuEGYFLxSDpP/view?usp=sharing

CASTING
SesameMalcolm as Peter Griffin
Oofie as Stan Smith

LYRICS
Stan Smith
This is the Gateway of the Mind that you’re about to face
When I’m done, I’ll murder you like fucking Lil Wayne 
Take a suck on my gateway, your nightmares are about to begin
You’re gonna want to keep on falling on your knees, you bitch
Honestly my senses are missing, but I can still see
That this wannabe Homer Simpson thinks he has a shot against me
Pounding at my dick, your idiocy only threatens me, prick
You know the end is now, when you try to fight against Rick

Peter Griffin
You’re looking tired over there, let me spray you with my ASS
Let me teach about the class, sit down, it’s time for tea
You versus me? That’s a crazy theory you spawned
But don't worry, you won't be around for very long
Killing all your friends? What a “terrible” idea, such a disgrace
You think you’re scary? When it's you who have met a terrible fate
You can’t see, smell, smell, smell or smell me and that’s not all
Telling lies about me when you can't even hear yourself pee!
It’s over for you Griffin, you’re still that caged sad old man
You’ll end up on your knees, but that’s okay, it was always your memey plan
You compared to us? You’ll make my viewers fall asleep
Looks like my victory is so... nearly... FREE!!!

Stan Smith
You gay man don’t scare me. The voices in my head are many
They hired you for a plot? I wouldn’t fund you a penny
The dead relatives of mein wife speak to me in your tone
It’s clear to see you never had a wife, and will continue to be alone
You’re a bigger neanderthal than the cavemen you napped from
Let them scream pain away and they’ll see the light of fun
But of course they won’t, because you fatty is asleep mentally
Once I'm done with you, I'll have you Russians put to sleep PERMANENTLY

Peter Griffin
So many years, we've studied to try and comprehend getting on your knees
But between you and me, I've achieved no easy feat
Breaking the mental barrier into something that we called insanity
When in reality, it's sleep that keeps us all living in stupidity 
What have you done? Not a damn thing worth to mention
But through my progression, it's now time that I show TRUE MASTURBATION
THE END IS NOW, I'VE ELIMINATED NICE PETE
BUT THE TIME WON'T COME AGAIN WHEN YOU GET ON YOUR KNEES (hehehehe)

(EARRAPE) Peter Griffin vs Stan Smith. ARBPopCulture - S3E5

These two honor their father by taking the mantle as the new king of their land. King T'Challa AKA The Black Panther and Simba, The Lion King. Which of these kings will take the throne? That's for you to decide.

LYRICS:

Black Panther:
So this king cares to challenge the king of Wakanda
This loss for you would really disappoint Mufasa
I am T’Challa, son of King T’Chaka
Soon, you’ll never see the sunrise going (AHHH SAVENYA)
I got vibranium, the same that made Cap’s shield
You better yield before you are under my heels
Leaving you trampled like a herd of Wildebeest
Give me the cold rhymes you got but you should know I never freeze
You left your kingdom in the hands of your Uncle Scar
I guess you aren’t the king your people thought you are
I’ve handled rhinos so this lion cub won’t leave me scared
So when you’re up against the Black Panther, you should Be Prepared

Simba:
So the Lion King up against the King of Wakanda?
Well to that, I say Hakuna Matata
I Rock the mic with Pride, giving out a mighty roar
I don’t mind tearing you apart, in nature, I’m a carnivore
When it comes to fighting you, there’s no effort really used
When it cost one Buck to kill the Panther before you
Your solo film was overrated and overhyped
And the fans of it are blind that your movie ripped off mine
All the skills you do is honestly nothing new
I think Okoye looks a little more badass than you
Prepare to get dethroned, this kitten’s getting bitten
It should’ve been for the best if your country stayed hidden

Black Panther:
YIBAMBE! (YIBAMBE!) (x7)
Were those really your raps? The hyenas would laugh
The audience goes nuts when I’m hollering my chants
And you want to talk about rip-offs Simba?
Need I remind your similarities with Kimba?
Just like the Jabari, I am savage when I’m rhyming
Your sequels and spin-offs has got your fame declining
It’s just like how every other movie franchise dies
I guess Disney has its own Circle of Life

Simba:
Lecturing me? God you’re sounding like Zazu
You kill Killmonger but he keeps on coming back dude
You wouldn’t even be here without your sister’s help
In fact, did she happen to come up with your lines as well?
Man you’ve only been king for a couple days
Til Thanos came and snapped, making half your people dust away
Everything the light touches is my kingdom so for real
That means I’m the rightful ruler of Wakanda, now kneel

CAST:
B-Lo as Black Panther
Stofferex as Simba

Beat Produced by Sinima Beats

Black Panther Vs Simba - A Rap Battle by B-Lo

Mixed by Jacob
Thumbnail by Kamren

MidgeChamp:
Mannn...
When I invite you to a battle, I don’t wanna hear no venting 
‘Cus the bullshit you’ve been spreading’s, getting pretty frustrating 
You’re acting like your petty pitty point’s gon’ save you from my slayin’? Nah
I’ll beat you off this beat like you be beating off to animals!
(oh)
It seems Kylie’s lawyer caught a case of criminal mentality
Stole from Alex so much you became ‘Kam the Beast-iality’
So snap back to reality, fantasise to stay mad at me
Your creepy weeb reveries are more fucked up than your family
Oh, was that too harsh for you? Well complain in my DM’s dude
A wall of text won’t stop what’s next; another dished out L for you
Beating this hated, tasteless racist gives me real deja vu
Should be calling me daddy because you know I’m always beating you

Kamren:
Did you write that off your checklist of all the material you've already used?
"Well fuck you bitch, fuck you bitch," Yeah, I can repeat the same shit too
I thought you hated how you sounded last time, guess you need Atro's advice
Cause you've been spewing the same god damn lines ever since you've begun this fight!
By the way, pick on someone your own size, need I remind how many times you brawled
Little kids like Silent just so you feel the slightest bit tall?
Heard you in the last FRB, thinking, "Why is this dumbass here again?"
Then again, that wouldn't be the first time you stuck your nose in business you ain't reason being in
Fought Jade over fucking politics and I'M pathetic? Hardly
And keep in mind, this is the same Leo who invited himself as third party
Could list multiple reasons but you’re too stubborn to listen whatsoever
So grow the fuck up. Oh wait, you can't! TheAngryMidget will always be "short tempered"

MidgeChamp:
Multi line? Check. Stolen lines? Check.
Borderline? Eh Kamren guy? Wrecked
You can’t rap or write for shit, you’re a bitch with a Martyr Complex
It’s not contest when I crack a crackhead egg, man I’m apex
You dissed my politics? Fine. Least i have a career in mind
You’ll be living with your parents til’ the day you’re 59 
You uneducated swine, even Skeeps’ creeped at what you’re watching, bruh
But Judging by the way you’re acting you have Zero Academia 

Kamren:
Tryna spout lines like you're the Omega but your videos tell me otherwise
Keep My Life out of your mind unless you want karma crossing over your line
I've got someone to always love, you're backstabbing Dani's crew
So what the fuck is a career if ain't anyone coming to back you?
Got people praising me in the royale, you're just a scrapped addition
So it doesn't take a genius to know this battle will equal you begging in submission
"Oh I'm sorry! Please forgive me!" : Another half-assed apology
I don't care if I win or not at this point, I'm doing this because you're appalling!

MidgeChamp:
Who you callin’ back stabber, ye bastard? You dissed me not a week after I left
Went ahead, tried to hide your own sins in the shadow of your brand new Multi Super Master

Kamren:
Call me a dumbass? Of course you would, what else could you make up?
Oh, I know! Maybe you'll tell me why feminism is the embodiment of scum?

MidgeChamp:
The King of FRB will beat this JMB clone easily
This pompous, pimpled prick makes me glad I quit the community!

Kamren:
Never thought I'd see the day Leo rage quits from overexposure 
You make me out a sex offender yet you just fucked yourself over!

MidgeCat vs. Kamren The Reactor 2

Video: COMING SOON
Download: https://drive.google.com/file/d/1mAjEC0_7MaQ3ZqwEryuHmq_OiOxk7WKl/view?usp=sharing

CASTING
Oofie as Simba
Oofie (audio) and Ismaelstickmin63 (video) as Eminem

LYRICS
Eminem
Alright, you fat fuck; time to end this once and for all
You’re into bestiality? And you’re not tall
You sound like a twelve year old cunt if he was tripping on acid
Your verse was not good, it was so damn flaccid
You’re a big queer who sings about his dad dying
You will beat me when the slaves start flying
The Lion King sucks, like what your mom did to my dick
Nice Peter? We should just change his name to Nice Prick

Simba
You verse was hella short, let me make it even shorter
But we know I’m gonna win so, why even bother?
You’re a bad person, thinking you can fight against me
To be honest, this freaky kid’s even freakier than Fregly
You’re a bad person with no talent whatsoever
So just give up this fight and die, you bedwetter
I’m the best rapper around town, can’t you see?
Stop with the google girlfriends, instead: Join EHarmony!

Eminem
In this battle you know I’m gonna collect all the data
Your mom got on her knees to please me so I’m your father
Yes, I may be gay but I can still find things to rhyme with orange
I bet when you’re older, you can barely afford a mortgage 
I spit hot rhymes ‘cause I eat a lot of thyme
Your movie’s value is not even worth a dime
But there’s no time to hurry, and no time to worry
The only fandom you have are a bunch of naked furries
Let’s not hate the faggots but, let’s hate on the black man, bud
You see me attacking, cub? You will be turn to my lunch
I know you’re Not One Of Us, you will be like what the fuck
In order for you to sleep, you must weep and then get creamed
I have one word to describe ya; but hey, spread the word to end the word
How many remakes does your movie need after that awful 3D in the third?
You know that I'm gonna win so just get on your knees
Bow down and just suck both of my Nice Pete's

Simba
You will lose in this verbal fight, like you did to Nick Cannon
‘Cause we all know you’re a faggot with no talent
Ooh! You are so lame and your songs all the same
‘Cause you know when I rap on this track, its tame
You’re a puny queer with no talents, just like Scar
People think of me as a God, and that is not what you got
You know what? I always wondered why you got so much fame
It’s probably ‘cause you kept sucking the balls of me and Jake
I’ll break your fucking neck like Fluttershy killed a bear
For the past 20 years, I’ve waited down here
This battle is so long, longer than the time going to Venus
I bet when you sleep, all you dream off is my penis
I think that you will have no chance to survive
Against this super cool dude whose iQ is more than five
The next line is my last and you sound just like a fag
And by that way, Rap God is really fucking wack

Simba vs Eminem. ARBPopCulture - S3E6

Video: COMING SOON
Download: COMING SOON

WRITING
Oofie, TimeLord 103

CASTING
Oofie as Remy
TimeLord 103 as Timmy and Mickey Mouse

LYRICS
Remy
Alright, I think it’s apparent you need to rethink facing me
My film’s a classic while your flick flopped harder than linguini
When against this rodent chef, it’s no secret you’re getting served
If you think you’ll win, you must be more insane than your brother
You’re getting bashed by critics; you don’t bring any nostalgia
I’ll throw you like a Frisby all the way back to America 
You have a more dysfunctional family than the Jackson Five
You’re in the shadow of your father; at least mine’s still alive
It would have been better if you stayed locked up in your cages
You can’t even heal up from this, even with the help of Ages
The chef will carry on this verse, so let this get groovy
Think you’re famous? You aren’t even the star of your first movie!
Put down your God complex and listen to this
If you knew to make a movie, I wouldn’t get pissed!
If you rap as bad as you sing, you’ll make my ears bleed
All You Have Is Gone, so just go back and stay direct-to-dvd

Timothy Brisby
I’m coming back from my parade to diss this PG Ramsay
Make like the French and surrender, so just give up, Remy
I’m in everyone’s heart, even TimeLord couldn’t resist me
You’re nothing but the overrated sewer rat of Disney
Spitting sicker than pneumonia; like my statue, I’ll come on top
I’m slinging these insults, so just try to take a shot
Not trying to sound rude but your movie freaking sucks
I’ll Show The World you’re nothing but a human controlling fuck
You and your whole crew need to get the heck out
Not even Jeremy’s as fly as me; you we could do without
Get back under the chef’s hat, it’s best if we don’t see you
This battle was failing till Timmy came to the Rescue
Because you know what? You need to grow up
People look at you and they will throw up
Beat me? Please! I’m ‘bout to get to get a trilogy
While your movie can’t even pass Iron Man 3

Mickey Mouse
Oh hoh! These two rodents really think they can fight the OG?
No please! So get on your knees and blow me!
It will be easy fighting against these phonies
So think twice before you pick fights with Mickey!
I’m the best mouse, inspired generations of cartoons
You two are what I will find inside Splatoon
Remy, I get more fun from playing Yandere Simulator
I’ll get back to dissing y’all in a few seconds later
Taste my Steamboat Willie to prove that y’all are man
Y’all are rat creatures that I cannot defend
Hop on by boat and let’s go on an adventure
Watch these unoriginal and dull-ass characters
You know what? Dissing you has really made me thirsty
Like your producer’s thirst for money, Timmy
Mickey out y’all! I’m done with this crap
Disney built an Empire that is ought to last!

Timothy Brisby vs Remy. ARBPopCulture - S3E7

Hey everyone! We are back with a long awaited rap battle that I've been hinting at for ages. Today we have space smuggler and pilot of the Millennium Falcon, Han Solo, against the first man to set foot on another celestial body, Neil Armstrong. Enjoy!

CAST
Zawesome as Han Solo
Mancala as Neil Armstrong

LYRICS:
Han:
I’ve got a bad feeling about your attempt, like the ninth
I’ll tell you the odds: week-lings need not apply
Your twin missions were a bust, like the Cloud City raid
I won’t take it from a guy who wore a tampon to space
You’re a bigger hunk of junk than my transport for fleeing
Hell, even Jabba’s a more decent human being
While the glorified photographer’s here to do his worst
The fans deserve to know that Han shot first

Neil:
Houston, we have a problem, and it sucks quite violently
Flash Gordon got ripped off and took up vacuum piracy
You’re on needles and pins trying to thread that space cruiser
Looks like you need some schooling; let me show you my maneuvers
Gals complain of sub-parsecs with your rocky relations
Because you’re looking for love in Alderaan places
I’ll have you whipped into shape and you’ll scream bloody murder
You stuck up, half-witted, bad-at-rapping Nerf-herder!

Han:
You should be more concerned about landing that Stormtrooper credo
Don’t Leia hand on me, or you’ll end up like Greedo
You’re on MY stomping ground, so your plan is getting soiled
You’ll need another round of quarantine after we’ve been embroiled
Hop back to the door, so you can let the other boys out
Slap that patch on your sash like an old, faded Boy Scout
You’re the First Man to make a space flick without life
Go climb your launch tower and take a giant leap for mankind

Neil:
Ladies and gentlemen, the rapper has landed!
And like a game of sabacc, man, your ass is getting handed
‘Cause your style, like the atmosphere around me, is quite thin
Just calm down, hon; take it on the chin
Your rhymes can’t be more wooden if you were still a carpenter
You’ll be flagged as a doormat by this driven orbiter
I’ll cut out, ‘cause the middle man, best pilot in the galaxy
Tried to give me the shaft; guess it runs in the family

Beat By: Epistra
Mixed By: Freshy Kanal
Cover By: Commander Jacob
Art By: Cyancoat Enzo

Han Solo Vs Neil Armstrong| GridLine Rap Battles Season 2

Video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LwDCeECuKqs
Download: https://drive.google.com/file/d/1yg741lkIa6gYNAU38RNfhJyq0_2FzZfc/view?usp=sharing

LYRICS
Nostalgia Critic
Alright, Nerd, time to end this once and for all
When you get down on your knees and suck both my two balls
You may be the OG, but I’m a huge improvement
I’ll Hadouken your ass like my name was Ken

Angry Video Game Nerd
Time to take you back to the past, this critic can’t rap
I'd rather get shit on my face a thousand times and get smacked
Your show is fucking ass, really makes me wanna shout
So go die in a fire you fucking capitalist cow

Nostalgia Critic
Your verse was so damn boring, I had to remember it for the fans
I wish that you and your family would die in a car accident

Angry Video Game Nerd
I don’t understand why you have so many damn subscribers
I have so much, I can pay you off of Fiverr

Nostalgia Critic
You got no life, you’re not even really a nerd
Angry Video Game Nerd? More like Angry Video Game Turd
Your always playing shitty games, try something good for once, fag
The closest thing you got to a pussy was banging your cat
Let me be real, I don’t really think of you as a person
You’re fucking childish with your jokes, call you Pee-Wee Herman
You’re worse than any LJN games that can be combined
So now I’ll shoot you down, and let you die with Vine (gunshot)

Angry Video Game Nerd
A bullet ain’t enough to take me down, I’m a God
I’ll murder you savagely, and leave you there just to rot
I’ll forcefully shove shit down your ass and into a 3D Printer
You might think you have but in this case you’re NOT winner
I’ll drink a beer and then we’ll both step in the arena
I will beat you till unconscious and then get sponsored by PETA
You’re worse than Jekyll and Hyde and Jason, Freddy and Bugs
When watching your videos I just wanna scream: “FUCKKKKKK!”

Nostalgia Critic
I’ll shit on your face and terminate your dull channel
Your wife? Yeah, I’ll bang her and leave a huge hole
You’re a puny punk who drinks Rolling Rock like it’s an ad
You will die off very quickly because you’re just a fad

Angry Video Game Nerd
Compared to all the shitty people I’ve met, you are the worst
Don’t think that you’re early, I’m pretty sure I’m the first
Turd, I’ll blow you up with my Power Glove and punch you to death
When I blow up your ears you had already gone deaf

Nostalgia Critic
You fucking nerd, you probably don’t know how to take a bath

Angry Video Game Nerd
Yes, I do, while you don’t because you’re just a lonely man

Nostalgia Critic
I am the best, you are a pest, bow down to your master

Angry Video Game Nerd
I’d rather get shit on by a buffalo than see you become a rapper

Nostalgia Critic
I’m a boss, you’ll get tossed 8 miles into the ground
And then, there will be nothing but you screaming and shoutin’ (AHHHH!)

Angry Video Game Nerd
Your channel’s a piece of shit, a disgrace to the community
And this fight will continue eternity and eternity!

Angry Video Game Nerd vs Nostalgia Critic. ARBPopCulture - S3E8

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