GarbageGothic as Charlie
Freshy Kanal as Zelda

Written by:
Freshy Kanal and Hippie Rat

Beat Produced by:
Insanebeatz

Lyrics:

Charlie:
Mom said I’m still too young to watch this thriller,
But Rachel’s gone, I’ll have her back watch me plot twist this sister!
You’ll choke on a beat if you can’t chug processed beans.
In school we had to draw people like you in the drug project week
You’re a conjured monster from young nature 
I’ll drop this beat like your dumbwaiter
I’d tinker with you but this toy is bendy
you look like the logo of a Soyboy Wendy’s
People don’t dig it, not even your grave, but I’m sure you got some bones to crack
Not even the Pet Sematary could bring her audience back

Zelda:
Charlie?? is that you, for god’s sake?
I guess defeating you will be a piece of cake.
What is there left to learn from a 2018 flick?
You tried fucking up the people but it just didn’t click.
Wrap your head around your own business
Are the ants in your head gonna fix your fidget?
Craving annoyance, you don’t know the limit 
Til signs it your head like: “No kids in the kitchen!”
Sometimes dead is better! They’re erasing your place
I’m sure your life was full of pressure, with that face on your… face
You’re one to talk ‘bout being bedridden, time to lift the curtains
You beg to live inside that family tree house of burdens.

Charlie:
This brat wants attention but we know nobody missed her
If you wanna flip birds, I’m gonna grab my scissors!
What is my highlighted prime to you in those flashbacks
The Legend of Zelda will stay a link to the past!

Zelda:
You’re shaming the family, reason for mother’s therapy
Shit, for you it seems like getting roasted is hereditary
I’m waving down from heaven, your death was quite your destiny.
That pie choked Charlie’s pipes, we could call it a Chocolate Factory.

Zelda Goldman vs. Charlie Graham - Rap Battle!

Welcome back to Lame-Ass Rap Battles! Today we have a battle of bird games abandoned by their owners: Red from Angry Birds vs Mr. Crow from Catastrophe Crow. Enjoy!

@freshykanal as Red
Commander Jacob as Mr. Crow
@sw4nked as Chuck
@superthingsoncupsss as Bomb
@snakebite126 as the Jays

Written by Commander Jacob & GamingPlush64
Mixed & mastered by GamingPlush64
Beat produced by Anywaywell
Crow model by El Stephono

-LYRICS-

Red (0:09)
I thought the pigs’ plot was enough to make me pissed off
But now I gotta fling hot disses straight off the slingshot
We stay protecting kids way before they frickin' hatch
Fitting that this little brat came from a baby’s chicken scratch
You have, like, 20 vids, there’s no way you can catch up
I got raps up my sleeve, while your sleeve is just wrapped up 
Your cartridge and Daddy will stay old and grey
Loner strayed, flew the coup, and never stayed to raise his precious golden egg

Mr. Crow (0:28)
I see you, Red. I’d tear apart your cardinal sins
But we can bond over the crow language it’s clear your bars were in
Or maybe not, after your latest failures, I observed that
Your servers must have been cursed bad by the evil Sir Cat!
Those absurd raps are calling me to stay and work at
A verse that can take you down so we can’t see these birds flap
I stack hits like blocks, show you an L, and tower you
Lemme just lay this down if I gotta spell it out for you
While I respect protecting your nest from turning into a bed and breakfast 
Your tactics lack any sense of direction when flinging heads into wreckage 
You got rich from your title? 
Your only golden shower nowadays is piss from your idol!

Red (0:57)
Your word vomit couldn’t even keep my chicks fed
He won’t be home ever again after that shit’s wrecked
We get money like Hal; our green’s coming around
I’ll put you down - 6 crows feet under the ground
I stay squaded up. Yo, Jay, Bomb, and Chuck
Let’s show this winged black sheep why they can’t flock with us
Chuck (1:11)
Ugh, speedy time, you weakley swine! We can rhyme with an eagle’s might
But maybe translating your 800 languages can come out with a decent line
Bomb (1:16)
No teddy bear to cuddle with, you can’t get your dad back
You weren’t even worthy to get stuffed in a bear’s backpack
The Jays (1:21)
Get Butchered, no Adam. We’re sick when we’re splitted
Attacking and rapping, we’re killer in triplets
Red (1:26)
When I’m spitting off the bill, no way you can get through to me
I’m knocking over all your builds and breaking down your Unity
Cause me and my boys got the skill, destruction isn’t new to me 
So if you wanna talk to Nils, stop using your community
We’ll die a martyr just to stop the piggie’s punk shit
At least write to Marta before you run away and jump ship
Fuck demon cats, development’s you’re only hell now
The only flight you've taken is the staircase you fell down
Nothing your fans theorize will make Thea rise
So now Lorenz himself will eternally need to be revived


Crow (1:50)
You dumb shits, thrown at the wall to see what sticks
You lucky mother-cluckers should be glad ya landed one hit
Both Rovio and Opus didn’t know what they were asked for
I took it to the depths, you took it off the App Store
You wanna bring a squad in? Face a murder of crows
To checkmate your flock of pawns and submerge 'em with flows
I’ll pop your whole arsenal and I’ll leave with three gold stars
The last nail in my coffin? I’m breaking free with each crowbar
No one’s wanting (ugh) all your cash-ins (nah)
All they wanted was to make you zip through blocks
You were launching (eh), now you’re crashing (ouch!)
Made some bubble games, and that shit went pop
Not talking PCs when I clip your head through a window
Your money bag-headed developers ain’t enough to scare this crow
It’s no sweat ending these legless and armless balls
The least hard thing I’ve gone through is a concrete wall
Your player’s gone too, now that you’re off phones
2 birds, 1 throne. I’ve finally gone home

Thanks for listening
-ComJac

Angry Birds vs Catastrophe Crow | Lame-Ass Rap Battles

Virtual Boy: Spidey Fam
Polybius: garbageGothic
Written by YLFEthan
Additional Help: AdamDRB, JustGamer, Sham, Psytube, Sculpture, HHH3
Beat, Mixing and Arrangement by GlitchDude
Cover Art by Zagranis
Art by Snakebite126, Valonide, LPturtles

Virtual Boy Verse 1:
This’ll be another death the US wants to keep hushed
When you're made the most fired up cabinet since D. Trump’s
Act all high and mighty, your trippy shit ain't impressive 
I’m relentless, give no quarter, cause really you've got no credit 
A fabricated “legend” wants to lose to the best?
Pal, I’ve got illusion of depth, you’ve got illusion of deaths  
Make children die quick and decide to blind victims, shit 
Jesus bruh no wonder you got no eyewitnesses 
I’m Private Eye, you're in my line of sight, I'm killing this
Can’t stay awake, a given when I fight hypnotists 
Your VR game wouldn't exist without me, it's quite fitting since
You're much like your own players, uhh under high influence

Polybius Verse 1:
You haven't learned from your shelf life and mindless hype 
Take a look, and you’ll find, that you died on sight
When I light a mic, I overwrite your slights and weak performing 
This win will be mine in the flash of an eye, seizure warning
Just as certain, you're collecting dust and worthless 
At least when I make heads thump and hurt, it's on fuckin purpose 
Tons of nerds wish to have your games restored yet you couldn't support them
Couldn't switch to Switch, maybe you should take a trip to Port-land
Cutting edge? You're not it, I'm hardly seeing the profit (agh)
Your sales borderline blew like Scott the Woz's 
I'm making players drop dead, you look like you robbed ROB's head 
Made Mario's Tennis, expected you only net losses

Virtual Boy Verse 2:
Someone made a big mistake, when skimming through your Wiki page 
I think they were full of shit saying you had some sick diss plays 
An empty arcade having no lines is where your fame lies 
Thought this square would have cyphers, just living up to your name, right?
He’s famous, to this day people try to locate him 
But up to bat with this heavy hitter? He comes up baseless 
Just a fad that'll fade with the other internet crazes 
I'm the new age bitch, you're not just arcade, you're archaic 

Polybius Verse 2:
You're plastic crap, in fact I'll discard your old parts 
When I leave you and your circuits cut like a canned Mario Kart
Your budget’s five bucks, made with hot glue and ribbons
So many price cuts, but I'm a bigger deal than Oculus Thrift is 
Your players’ hopes diminished and I stay lowkey, hidden yet
I don't need memory wipes to leave you unremembered, Boy
I'm with Loki chilling, what you make, is hokey, primitive
Pruned by Labo cardboard, now you're the one that's rendered Void

Virtual Boy vs Polybius - Discord Rap Battles

finally found the password to this account lol. anyways i made this a few weeks ago and i was just dying to post this. i didn't sing or compose any of this, i just mashup'd a bunch of things together to make a full song. i'm only uploading this cuz i think it's cool and i am passionate to preserve these demos

i'll link all of the sources:
beautiful interpretations of this demo that i used: 
https://youtu.be/a-oo46B7LZI
https://youtu.be/9_x0_qsuDPw
https://youtu.be/RX5eUXU2dEk
official demos i used:
https://youtu.be/Z2IMSddKaTk
https://youtu.be/swEWpcKJHxo

Instruments of Cyanide Demo (Reconstruction)

F'low by Hades & Snuts - FNF: VS Impostor Neo

Not mine, this audio belongs to Freshy Kanal
Freeced as Saint Patrick
Freshy Kanal as The Pied Piper

Saint Patrick:
Broke out the chains, now I'm holier than Rome is,
You send those weans home before I phone me homie Moses!
Promised them a Candyland, but had them workin' back in Berlin,
Said your purpose was to purge the rats, but who's the real vermin?
The town heard the piper and demanded he stop,
They banned music 'cause you only play the shammiest rock,
And now there ain't no drummin', so they don't get reminded,
But you'll face repercussions when you feck with the Irish!

The Pied Piper:
Chastity's the only vow that you respect, buddy,
There's no four leaf clovers that could help you get lucky!
I'll treat this like chess, you're the crappiest piece,
'Cuz when I cross a bishop, then he will die agonally!
Skip the sermon, between the pack of rats I travel with and sickly verses,
I'm wreaking havoc on your town, they'll gather sticks for purging,
Play magic bound to snatch up every kid who heard it,
Hear me roast you with my flute like "Yo, this witch is burning!"
Such a greedy priest, exploited the mass's beliefs,
Charged for baptisms, no wonder you're so attracted to green!
You may have escaped prison, but you can't trick the Saxons,
Stop dangling your sack like Saint Nick, and do your taxes!

Saint Patrick:
I show kids the Lord, you lure and enslave them,
Guess I didn't vanquish every snake from the Mainland...
Strolled up looking like a peacock to the Hamelin crowd,
Motherfucker had the blind kids ratting him out!
Your Ratatouille bullshite was just a bloomin' rumor,
Man, your piping's so shite, the rats would sooner choose the sewers!
Like me master's home, your story's been reduced to embers,
'Cuz you're the only Brothers Grimm tale no one remembers!

The Pied Piper:
You prayed everyday to be cut loose from your sin's ways
And now you're name's engraved as an excuse to get shitfaced,
And this day is a disgrace to your promise,
'Cuz Saint Patrick bars turn fathers to alcoholics!
You escaped slavery, rose to the top of the system,
Then this dude said, "Fuck it! I'll just colonize the victims!"
Converted the Celtic culture and now you preach to the choir,
So take your tithes, but this time, the church is paying the Piper!

Saint Patrick vs. The Pied Piper - Rap Battle!

BROKEN TOYS [Reconstructed] FNF X TS X LWP Vs Woody And Buzz

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Sticky Man (Prod. Lo Jettra)

SDOT GO X KAY FLOCK [Zion Para Hoodtrap Remix]

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