Someone Else's Eyes

13 of favorite Classic British Rock Tracks using "No Guitars" what you hear is a Risa Electric Low G Ukulele. We pumped Tenor and Soprano Ukuleles through Ibanez and Marshall amps to create this fantastic sounding album. The download album available on Black Sea Records comes with 9 Jam tracks with the Ukes removed so you can play along and make them your own. Includes the Flea Circus Chord Chart, and Ukulele Chord Chart.

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This is my 2 hour set for Funk & Flair at Southport Food & Drink Festival, 2nd June, 2023.
All the DJ's were from Andy Parkinson's Audiobook and Channe's House of Ivy, Southport.
I decided to include a lot of my favourite personal mixes that I have used before so if you have listened to some of my mixes you will be very familiar with a lot of the tunes.
3 reasons - Great tunes, lots of 'civilians' enjoying the Food Festival and getting them to buy cocktails from FlairNFunk.
I think this will be my summer 2023 mix to be played at as many events as possible/invited too !
Thanks for listening.
Peace, love and unity.
Paulie
https://soundcloud.com/audiobookvol1
https://soundcloud.com/djandy-parkinson-3

FunkyAudiobookFlairNFunkFoodFestivalLiveMix.02.06.2023

Last Goodbye (written by Calamity and Boris, Music by Boorish Boot)

You said I'd always be the one
So why do I feel so alone now - alone now
You said you'd always treat me right
But everything you do is so wrong now - so wrong now

I only thought that we could be together
I only hoped that it could last forever 
But after making up my mind I think
I'm better off without you - without you

You've been a liar and a cheater
You've been messing with my mind
I can't deny I hate the things that I once liked

I hate the way you are talking
Can't stand the way you are walking
I even hate the your thoughts that's why
It's time to say our last goodbye

I wish I knew this right before 
You started acting like a maniac - a maniac
And Now your texting all the time just probably crying 
that you want me back - I know that's a trap

You say you wish that we could be together
and that you changed and now you'd treat me better
But after making up my mind I have to tell you
There's no turning back - Boy that's a fact

You've been a liar and a cheater
You've been messin with my mind
I can't deny I hate the things that I once liked

I hate the way you are talking
Can't stand the way you are walking
I even hate the your thoughts that's why
It's time to say our last goodbye

Calamity

Last Goodbye (Ft. Calamity Jane)

My Fantasy World......Dream with me Play with me

Big Bang Big Bang It's in my brain !
The universe is just a speck of dust 
compared to the infinity inside our own mind

So take the time to explore and disappear
Into my head with me

My Intuition, it tells me 
The right path is whichever one
I so decide to choose

Be honest with yourself
Inspiration will send you to higher grounds , yeah

Your most exciting voyage is travelling to where is
Your deepest part of your desire

Dream with me....Play with me
Our imagination has no limits
And it's a rather secret garden

I'll play with you
I'll let you go to your finest fantasies
Let's do it properly
Take a long ride in my imaginary world
Make my whole future come alive
In imagination

I see you....I like you
You turn me on in a special way
Can't explain it....Let's not fight it
Come on, take my hand
Let's run away together 
In my imaginary world

Be honest with yourself
Know what your secret desires are
Tell me about 'em
Let's play the game
Play with me...Dream of me
Our imagination has no limits in our brains

Ooh....Big Bang...Big Bang

I see you
I like you
I want you....Won't you come with me

I see you, yeah...I like you
Won't you take a chance and travel with me
to the end of our imagination

I promise you won't be....sorry
Big Bang, it's imagination
It's just a game
Traveling to My Fantasy World
Traveling to My Fantasy World oh yeah yeah

My Fantasy World

The instrumental is called I'M SHAFT by R.B. Freeman; his vocal version is brilliantly witty to begin with. My version is a satirical Vampire song:
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EXPELLED THROUGH LUSTY RUBY LIPS
A STENCH SEDUCTIVE BLOWS THE MIND
THENCE TRANCE INDUCED HYPNOSIS GRIPS
AND WEAVES A SPELL THAT BITES AND BINDS
>
CAN TURN YOUR RED BLOOD INTO WINE
CAN STOP YOUR BODY CLOCK IN TIME
COMMIT THE PERFECT UNSOLVED CRIME
CAN TERMINATE YOUR FAMILY LINE
>
NO AFTERSHAVE
JUST BATED BREATH
ONE WHIFF OF BLOOD
HE BAYS AND SENSES BLISS
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THE BELLING RINGS LIKE PROPHESY
HIS LOVE BARK IS A PRELUDE TO
HIS BLISSFUL VAMPIRE KISS
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THE NECROMANIAN NECKMAN OF THE NIGHT
THE TRANSYLVANIAN BLUEBLOOD
WITH THE RED BLOOD OF A LEGION VIRGINS
COURSING THROUGH A CARCASS
PARANOID OF LIGHT
>
FOR MEN THEY WERE
WHEN THEY BEGAN
UNTIL THE CHANGELING INHUMAN
RAVENOUS FOR LIQUID LIFE
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RAVENOUS FOR LIQUID LIFE!
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YES, RAVENOUS FOR LIQUID LIFE!
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F-F-F-FELL UPON EACH HAPLESS DRIFTER
DRANK HIM DRY 
AND TOOK THE DOGGY BAG HOME FOR HIS WIFE
HAD A FEAST WITH THE BEASTS
AND THE CREEPY CRAWLIES
>
HE LOVES THE CREATURES OF THE NIGHT
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AH MY SISTERS AND MY BROTHERS
WELCOME TO MY ABODE!
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THE CONCEPT OF EXISTENCE
A DODO PAST ITS SELL-BY DATE
IS DUE - TO BE - REVAMPED
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MOONLIGHTERS IN DENTISTRY
HAVE FOUND IF THEY AVOID THE DAY
THE PROJECT SIGNED IN BLOOD IS RUBBER STAMPED
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REVAMPED
REVAMPED
REVAMPED
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I’M A NIGHT CREATURE
FROM A DOUBLE FEATURE
BELA LUGOSI IS A BROTHER OF MINE
WE’RE FROM DIFFERENT FAMILY TREES
BUT WE SHARE THE SAME BLOODLINE
I’M A DEMONIC INFESTATION
I’M THE DOORWAY TO A WORLD OF SIN
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LET’S GO! LET’S GO!
>
I LIE IN WAIT
FOR THE NIGHTMARE TO BEGIN
WRAPPED INSIDE MY OVERCOAT IN A CEMETERY OF SIN
>
LOCKED BENEATH THE SACRED DUSTS 
THAT FOLD ME LIKE A SKIN
DURING DAYLIGHT HOURS 
YOU CAN FIND ME THERE……………
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AT THE NECROPOLIS
AT THE NECROPOLIS
THE NECROPOLIS
SWING SHIFT CITY OF THE DEAD
>
I’VE BEEN REVAMPED!

REVAMPED

Too Sensitive

When I see a beautiful man, walking by
I think that I'd... like to take a bite
I think with, animal instinct
(GRROW)
Just try to catch me

I would first have to, ask his name, seduce him
He would have to agree with me, to do it my way
But all this thinking about it
It makes no sense
Am I the only girl, that thinks this way

I just have to,hear your voice, oh yeah,
I just have to, think of your smile

I'm thinking of you, in the most erotic animalistic way
Do you want to come and play
In my private safari, take a ride in my Ferrari, it's hot

I'll track you by your smell, it's so irresistable

Nervous desire.... 
Nervous desire, animal instinct
I'm wild, you drive me, crazy

OH OH OH  OH OH

I've got an animal instinct for you
(GRROW)
Just chain me, in a cage, I'm wild 
I'm gonna purrrr everytime you touch my fur
( MEOW)
I'm a bad kitty ,got that ?
( PURRRR)

Animal Desire

Animal Instinct (ATTENTION SUGGESTIVE CONTENT -18 interdit)

Written, performed and produced by Daniel Natter

Sept 2023

Reflections Remain

Harnessing the Nile

Emma Blum on Vocals
With Boorish Boot:
Boris - Guitars, and Bass
Martin Gerlach - Drums, and Keyboards

Singles

I Hear Them

Boorish Boot “Wallop’s you in the face like a wet fish”- Maximum Rock N Roll
Boris and Martin Gerlach molest their instrumentation with Punk, Jazz, EDM and Funk bass lines, screaming guitar riffs combining those ingredients with forceful thrusting beats, awkward timing, provoking lyrics, and you are listening to “Boorish Boot”.
“Boorish Boot’s lyrical views and powerful music make them a force to be reckoned with in the under­ground music scene” – Village Voice
Boris and Martin Gerlach do not follow the industry formula of predictable manufactured music. If your mind is open to the unpredictable, unconventional, terrifying, inventive, awkward, and have a love of multi genre music, then you have found what you have been missing . If you have to quench your thirst with the same old radio flavor, you won't find it with Boorish Boot. 
"Keep control and Create what you enjoy, Music should be fun and free as it is what revolves the Universe"  ~Boris
Find out more on their website. All Tracks on SoundCloud are Downloadable Free. Visit out You tube for some strange fun Videos.
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