https://archiveofourown.org/works/63150262#main

By snake_necklace.

Ed has the flu but he needs to go grocery shopping. Luckily the Breakfast Gentleman is there to save the day.

A Toast to Breakfast

Author’s notes:
https://soundcloud.com/user-37617199/1-starman-author-notes-5-13-25/s-wA0DIJ5QSaC?ref=clipboard&p=i&c=1&si=5A7BB4B224EA43CE9A7A0E8A0675F9B2&utm_source=clipboard&utm_medium=text&utm_campaign=social_sharing

1 Starman

Ed's apartment is infested with spiders. Stede just wants to be near his kids. When they discover the apartment they both want is only available to couples, there's only one thing to do—pretend to be in a relationship to hoodwink their landlady into renting them the one-bedroom apartment. No one is normal about it.

As soon as I started reading the first chapter I was obsessed with this fic! It just itches a bit of my brain and I love it, it’s the perfect amount of sweet, smutty and unhinged and it’s a joy to get to podfic it! This fic is rated EXPLICIT I will warn when we get to those chapters. 

Sublime cover art by the crazy Talented INKIRTIS 

https://archiveofourown.org/works/63433801/chapters/162530371

Sexy Lawyer Roommate by LyraTalise (chapter 1)

NIght Moves by unfunpleasures chapter 4
Written: https://archiveofourown.org/works/62155336/chapters/167469199

4 Night Moves by unfunpleasures

5 Continue Making Progress by ElapsedSpiral

https://archiveofourown.org/works/63433801/chapters/163049233#workskin

Sexy Lawyer Roommate by LyraTalise (chapter 3)

https://archiveofourown.org/works/66179782

Written by blandbeard

On top of being cursed with devastating good looks (okay, he was already handsome before the curse, just ask his mama) that bring potential suitors to his door at fuck off o’clock in the morning when he hasn’t even had his coffee yet—seriously, where the fuck is his fucking coffee maker?—he also turns into a cat. Yep. So that’s been an adjustment.

As far as curses go, that part honestly hasn’t been so bad. The rest, though…

~*~

Ed is the most wanted man in town, and he has announced that he'll only marry the one who can open his front door with the key around his cat's neck. Plot twist: Ed is the cat, and he does not want to be caught.

Turn The Key

https://archiveofourown.org/works/63433801/chapters/164186683#workskin

wonderful cover art by Sailors Ruin

Sexy Lawyer Roommate by LyraTalise (chapter 4)

1 incremental progress

2 incremental progress

https://archiveofourown.org/works/66887911#main

Caught in Your Web by ClaireGregory

Audio stories of Our FlagMeans Death Fanfic: 
Aka: Disgusting smuts and LGBTQ+ and other NSFW things... and fishing equipment. in audio form. 
SPREADSHEET OF OFMD podfic here: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1dBUd6JdqCNF41FV18BAc564udYERfS6DtTz2vt5CNMA/htmlview

2 incremental progress

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