Rated E for sexual content
Ed and Stede enter into a co-captains with benefits arrangement. It stays about as platonic as you'd expect.

before your name became a pulsing star by foxtails

Constellationism  2

(SMUT ALERT EXPLICIT FIC!)

Ed, at his wits end with rabbits that have colonized his backyard, calls and exterminator for advice. Or does he?
A ridiculous little fic inspired by a prompt generator that spit out “someone is a clergy member; there is a thunderstorm; “get on your knees”; wrong number”

Well I think Deanbird really nailed those prompts! Hilarious and smutty, it’s a real treat!

https://archiveofourown.org/works/56523430

Cover by me! Babykrakenpodfics on instagram babykrakenpod on twitter

The Gentleman Exorcist by Deanbird

YellowMustard's Rinse and Repeat ch 4
Read on AO3: archiveofourown.org/works/56162914

sd ryan on AO3: archiveofourown.org/works/57586366

[podfic] Rinse And Repeat Ch 4

This chapter’s very sweet E material comes to you in two sections. The first concludes around 12:45. The second concludes around 18:40.

14 Prove It - MUSIC

17 Prove It

the names of the bakers eliminated in 2016, 2017, 2019 and 2021 is around the 10:15 mark.

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https://archiveofourown.org/works/57059524/chapters/145115827

Milo French, host of the paranormal podcast “Frenchie Finds Out,” invites his number one critic on the show: skeptic Professor Israel Hands. The rest, as they say, is history.

1 This Episode Is Brought To You By...

Ed is definitely not freaking out.

He’s so calm and collected about this. Not only did he talk to Pretty Ballet Boy, but he managed to ask him out on a date, fucking kiss him, and get his number, all in the span of less than an hour. Good job, Teach.

https://archiveofourown.org/works/62125141/chapters/158903527#workskin

let’s make this last forever (Ed’s pov) by sparklespriggs and BabyKraken

https://archiveofourown.org/works/57406012/chapters/146041921

Famous Actor Ed Teach and TV Personality Stede Bonnet decide to fake date as a PR stunt. Cue the horrors of falling in love with your fake boyfriend you're not supposed to have real feelings for.

(Modern Celebrity Fake Dating AU)

1 The light of a dying star

https://archiveofourown.org/works/57406012/chapters/146595304

Chapter 2 - first date

2 The light of a dying star

Audio stories of Our FlagMeans Death Fanfic: 
Aka: Disgusting smuts and LGBTQ+ and other NSFW things... and fishing equipment. in audio form. 
SPREADSHEET OF OFMD podfic here: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1dBUd6JdqCNF41FV18BAc564udYERfS6DtTz2vt5CNMA/htmlview

20 Prove It -

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