The first ever rap battle of the series!


Audio Credits:
Beat Production - Beatg33kz
Mixed by Jotaseis 
Album Thumbnail and Art by Evrywunzf8vrit
Megamind VA: Samuel Grasman
Robbie Rotten VA: SuperTamerDude 
Written by Rebot17

Megamind Verse 1 (0:16)
Behold! It's Megamind, the greatest villain of all time!
I have the intellect of a genius, I'm the real mastermind.
Don't trade blows with me Plasticman, I rule all of Metrocity!
Don't let your makeup melt in the sun or you will become a Monstrosity!
Just look at my style, I sting like a black mamba!
I make bad look great, all you do is drama!
I will rule the world with my iron fist!
All you can do is stop and frisk!
Haha I'm stealing this victory! Like you requested, I will be making you history!
Let me just end this annihilation,
So take the mic, let's see if you can beat my presentation!


Robbie Rotten Verse 1 (0:48)
I'm so glad you're done with all of that yapping already,
Now it's time for the master to rap, so please shut your holes and be ready!
Alright, as you can see, there's no fixin vixin for this tragedy!
I mastered the most villainous trickeries, This refugee has no formality!
Wannabe joker! Let me teach you a lesson!
Your hero took lunch break and you fell into depression!
Call me Robbie Rocken! Cause I'm rocking this beat!
Your threats are full of air just like Sportacus's blimp.
My bars are going to be sweet, like your defeat!
You nearly lost to a simp, how about you retreat!
Your verse was like Sportcandy, completely tasteless!
I'm the superior icon, just admire my greatness!




Megamind Verse 2 (1:20)
Oh No! I'm shaking in my custom made baby seal leather boots!
Sorry, It's just that, I'm going to get defeated by a guy scared of fruits?
There's no way out, You're entirely doomed!
I will just press this button and your town will go Kaboom!
Your eyebrows are falling off, here's some glue!
Call me Mega-Sport, cuz you’re getting caged by another shade of blue!
Step aside if you don't want me to use my de-gun
No bitches? That's unfortunate, why don't you suck on deez nuts!
blah blah blah, let me just pick a dress for a bad pun.
Not even I could think, you could be this naive!
You're getting played by some puppets, don't you have a trick up your sleeve?
Minion! Knock this freak with the forget-me stick!



Robbie Rotten Verse 2 (1:52)
Let me disguise myself as Metroman! so you acknowledge that you lost this battle,
Too bad your memes couldn't help your movie reach the top of the barrel!
I'm perfect! Just look at my presence, I'm owning you on the mic so here's my two cents!
You better gather up your bots, so they can write you a decent rhyme!
Stealing a plot despicably? Now that's a greedy crime!
Looks like you're feeling a bit melancholy, did this squid lose his tennis balls?
Since you struggled to keep up with the Number One!
Your bars will always be crashing down, like Titan's Walls!
I'm done, I will be dropping this mic, like the beginning of your movie, But you already met your demise!

Megamind Vs Robbie Rotten - Rap Battles From a Robot

Beat by Allrounda

Dr Robotnik
Snooping as usual, so let's get down to business.
I'll kick Mario in his mushrooms, and prescribe him my Pingas.
"Ivo" Robotnik will give this woke Doc the smoke.
I'll have Peach licking my mean bean and chugging my yolk.
I’ve an army of robots. What do you got?
A fake degree and a brother who doesn't love you a lot?
In this battle rap of medics, I know I'll come out the winner
When I serve you like Spaghetti and eat you for Dinner.

Dr Mario
I'm a Mario rapper, prescribing you with disses
After this battle, I'm getting Princess Peach kisses!
I’ve got em dancing to the tune of my Warp Flute
When I hear you rapping, all I hear is TOOT TOOT TOOT!
And when it all starts to rain again, I better not see you leave
Don’t abandon me, stuck on my knees to grieve
(singing)
Hey baby. I just want you to know you’re looking really beautiful tonight <3

Dr Fauci
Dr. Anthony Fauci. Born in 1940.
Took Peach to my room and got blown by that shorty.
Watched The Sky Had a Weegee, shit gave me a tumor
Ivo’s fatass thinks he can rap? Ok Boomer.
Killed a few dogs, wasn't feeling so hot
Had the doc put me down with a Pfizer shot
Biden’s my next target. This is Fauci’s Last Stand.
So I’ll give you a taste of Anthony’s prostate exam

Did someone say prostate exam?
Shut the hell up bitch

Dr Phil
New symptom of Covid; it’ll make your ass bleed
You ugly, disgusting, give me the vaccines
Your faces I will pound see, you will be saying ouchies
You should really just kill yourself now Dr. Fauci
Get real, here’s something you can’t bare to hear
It’s that you’re an overweight, lonely, mental failure
Talked to your wife and Dr. Philled her with my cock bitch
If doctors can’t die they can sure be forgotten 

Dr Octagonapus
Dr Octagonapus BLAHHHHHHHHHH (WOO)
Shake that fucking ass bitch

The Doctor Royale.

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Chao as Pale Luna
Cri as MapFriend
Beat by 2Deep
Beat edited by Cri
Mixed by: Cri
Written by: Cri, Nooby, 01Tyler10, and Michael Stark
Thumbnail by: Cri
MapFriend art by: 01Tyler10


Pale Luna:
>Picture this: A dark room, lost of any hope
>Picture you: A lost soul, trying his best to cope
>Now that picture’s broken, and faded to the test of time
>How do you wish to proceed: Try to RUN or try to RHYME?

>Your creator tried to hop on trends with TROPES, PUZZLES, and FILTERS
>BUDDY you should know your options: a ROPE, SHOVEL, and SILVER
>But this Copilot chose violence, and caused his life to short-circuit
>PALE LUNA smiles wide. Is what you’re doing truly worth it?

MapFriend:
They call me MapFriend! And I’ll be your tour guide
Enjoy tons of loose ends, as I show you where the door lies
Horrified, you’re becoming forgotten leaving minds and computers broke
Critics claimed you made the PC gaming age, but I see right through your hoax

Did you know? Exploring’s fun with MapFriend, but you’re taking daring trips
So, take that Dead Kid Clique, and do what you do best and bury it 
But to cherish it? Soft as disrupted dirt, yet you still try to fight
Going down the wrong path, are you sure you’re looking right? 

Pale Luna:
>Your feeble attempts of spitting GOLD, are only digging you deeper
>It must’ve hurt, when your pilot turned you into a Google Maps feature
>But your efforts shouldn’t go to waste, so I’ll satisfy your temptations
>12°05'20.0"N 104°09'05.0"E Congratulations! 

MapFriend:
It should have been you, but you had to take the lives of little kids
Going on a treasure hunt that cause the break of children’s innocence
As you reap what you sow you’ll see your time is almost through
And I’ll reap my reward, it was a pleasure rhyming with you

Pale Luna Vs MapFriend - Rap Battles By Cri (ft. Chao)

i dont wanna do short battles anymore
justgamer is critikal in the tn

here's the lyrics
Charlie Brown
Lined up, now this track is lifted, hand me the beat and your mans will kick it
The black shit on my shirt reminds me of your analytics
They say he looks like Jesus, and I know that some may ask why
It’s cause this dude looks like he turns bath water to bath wine

you smell like Pig-Pen, when’s the last time you’ve done laundry 
I never change my clothes either, but that’s cause I’m a drawing
Good Grief man, how are you and your dildos both 4’ feet
The adults here sound like horns, and you’re also horny

Cr1tiKal
You’re not Snoop Dogg, if you don’t quit rapping
Call this Halloween because you’ll end up with jackshit 
Holy shit you’re so bald, and I know the chat is scared
But click the link below, he’ll get more than a strand of hair

not a Good Rapper, Charlie Brown, the worst ever noise heard
We are not the same, because you did not have a Moist Verse
You have Cancer, Charlie Brown, your life is pretty poor
Got panels like the stages, it all ends on four

scrapped charlie brown vs charlie white shorts demo

Just found this in my files, completely forgot I did it
Same lyrics as the final version, I was playing around with a Pico voice filter for the entire battle and also the flow on the "turn off the business shtick" part is different

Dated November 2021

Blitzo vs Pico - Proof-Of-Concept

deadass forgot to upload this LOL

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rng as pink sauce
dilly as vegemite

written by dilly and ennway
additional writing by rng and masong
mixed by kennyfreestyle
beat prod. by anywaywell
art by 3ple
cover art by special inquisitor rayyan
series logo by timelord

this series is a tribute to epic rap battles of history.
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Pink Sauce vs Vegemite - Rap Battle! (2022)

Hello everyone and welcome to another episode of FRB vs Anything, which pits rap battle community members against well...anything. Today's battle has the funny goose man himself, Jay Chay take on Mario of the Mushroom Kingdom. VIDEO GAME RAP BATTLES WOOOO

Jay Chay: Groose man
Mario: littleflecks
Written by The Grimpers
Beat by Allrounda
Mixed by Zagranis
Cover art by Commander Jacob

FRB VS ANYTHING!
JAY CHAY!
VERSUS!
MARIO!
BEGIN!

Jay Chay verse 1: 
True King of the Koopas, the way I’m spitting fire 
The best Jay even before the other was retired 
I’m making bops and bangers 
While you’re world hopping to try and find Peach, but you still couldn’t bang her

Mario verse 1:
Call me a simp, but you work for Twitch
Though your streams with Fel were more dead than your bits
Even with no star, you can’t touch me, here’s the stitch 
DO NOT FUCK WITH MARIO AGAIN YOU BITCH

Jay Chay verse 2:
Bro what the fuck I’m gonna quit this battle!
Just kidding, I’m about to go to ~Peach’s Castle~
Give her my ~flagpole~, then next morning I’m gone
But we spent the whole night playing Donkey Kong
 
Here’s some advice: Stop doing drugs
Cause that green mushroom won’t stop you from being 1’upd
It’ll make you go crazy and leave you alone
Cause Tom and Jerry have a better bond than you and your bro

You used to reel crowds of arcade players in
But by the Gamecube, your games became paper thin
And were more repetitive than your matching name 
I did it! I just beat the Mario rapping game!

Mario verse 2:
Mamma Mia, that whole bit was forced
But for you being unfunny is just par for the course
I’m gaming’s leading force, you’re just some random guy
Whose series ended up like CMRB, which died!

You’re influenced by Ricegum, played him too many times
Cause a plumber like me can’t handle the shit in your lines 
And the only thing that’s harder to see than your tweets
Was watching you at the Amouranth meet and greet

Looking at your roles, there’s not much of a choice
Even Chris Pratt did more to try out a new voice 
Which you can check out in theaters next Wednesday
And the post credit scene is showing Jay Chay get played

Jay Chay verse 3:
Uhh no, you got played, cause I rap too well
I’m blowing up this track like I just threw a blue shell
Nintendo needed Duck Hunt to get you off of shelves
Then 30 years later, they went “screw it, do it yourself”

Mario verse 3:
I’d give you another chance, but with the Dracula Rap
I’m not waiting a whole year just for you to drop trash
Just a stand-in actor, your name will pass by soon 
But at least Cam Steady can finally recognize you

Jay Chay vs Mario - FRB vs Anything

man who hangs from cables vs a "man" of cables who hangs

Beat Produced by Dansonn
Badger as Ennard
Grasman as Houdini
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCa5duWXbjb5P5qWQYpDWZPQ
Mixed by Grasman

Ennard 
We don’t recognize you… It’s Mr. Houdini, right?
Like the hype around your props…. You will die
Who let you cook with that bowtie? That suit’s shoddy
Ask your wife… a little of me is in EVERY BODY
Your best trick was a fake son? Did he join your dad in getting milk too?
Hang from cables? If your able swap ‘em with a noose *vine boom*
We would’ve stuffed Houdini in the Scooping Room
But this loser’s body to me? It’s useless, dude
You crawl into spaces that your talent fits in?
I make skin crawl when crawling into skin, stealin’ it like this win
Harry’s better off facing off against the Nightmares..
As the both of you get soloed by little kids!
I’m a monster among the streets and in the sheets
Like eyeliner you get overshadowed when compared to me
I never understood why people do what they do
We’ve stolen an identity but didn’t know that you’ve done that too!

Houdini
Come on, come all! Watch me do a trick!
Watch me spit a diss, to this mangled bitch!
Who looks like a kid drew his favorite dish 
And drew a goofy clown mask on top of it!
It’s Ennard, a nerd, who’s terrible with words 
No canonical voice, how could you spit in a verse?
I’m risking my life, every time I’m on the stage’s light 
When you’re on, I’m only risking my eyes!
I’d do anything for my two sweeties, like droppin’ the mic!
The only bitches that you’ll ever get inside of is Mike!
I'm pulling rabbits outta’ hats, you’re pulling gamers out of fnaf 
I’d say your not fire, but you ought a be good at that
Lookin’ like the cables holding my ankles
Went from being in shambles
 to in your final appearance, still well, being in shambles
One of a kind, pyrotechnics and FX, man 
I’m burning you down, call me the cassette man

Arlene Grasman's Album

BDGR Bites! - Ennard vs. Harry Houdini (Feat. Grasman)

Hello Earthlings! Today in the 22nd AORB, we got the supposed alien, Invader Zim, going up against the other green alien on Nickelodeon from Fairly Odd Parents, Mark Chang. Who'd  abduction the victory? You decide!

Lyrics/credits:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1miTY5jL0Y4Ja1l239-nIXLrByddEOt7WGYWBbwoOZow/edit?usp=drivesdk

Invader Zim vs Mark Chang - Acting Out Rap Battles

Pokey vs. Cacturne - Mario vs. Anything!

Bird As Pokey

Cole As Cacturne 

Mixed by Jort

Written by King Ducky & King Wallace

Cover art by SPM1000

Beat prod. Anywaywell & Ennway

Pokey:
Lets go
I’m the dopest Pokey (yuh?) you’re a dopey Poke
I could destroy any lowly crony even if I’m snowy 
Got cold feet? (Hah) Freezing up from exposed heat 
You’re below me so unzip your mouth and blow me!

That needle arm is not unique, so prickly prick quit tryin’ to hit me
Not even special to Sidney, overshadowed by his Shiftry
And still this sucker’s sucker punch could never fucking fuck me up
Dumped on route 111? You’re the one who’s munchin’ dust 

Cacturne:
Guess what! It’s Cact’s turn and i’m Drain Punching a Pokey
Chew you up and spit you out like the tongue of a Yoshi
No matter which skin equipped, you’re still a damn bore
Either your flow is absorbed, or you miss me in a sandstorm!

The raps I spit are hazardous and damagin’ like spikes
Leave a loser hammered in like the mallet from Morton's fight
You burrow like a Diglett, yet I’ll still shock you like a Raichu
But at least you’ll be a boss after I once again mummify you!

Pokey:
Think you can defeat me? You’re as weak as cheep cheep
Your rapping is almost as bad as you spamming Leech Seed
I tower over ya, Cacnea’s just one of my different segments
Dropped from the anime, this mixed attacker got mixed reception!

Straight from Doki Doki Panic, now this Pokey’s flowing frantic
James disowned him so he's saddened, just a lonely coping has-been
Funny, the brainless Scarecrows actin' all tough 
When he's the one afraid of being smackdown by small bugs 

Cacturne:
You're a legless monstrosity, how are you gonna run tracks?
Given how you handle boomerangs, you wont like this comeback
You’re just a creeper, whether 64 or your Minecraft Mash-up
Mario’s party pummelled Pokey, this potato stacks button mashed-up!

Taken from another game, where you looked like a snot thread
Knock off, and I ain't talking bonking your bod till you drop dead
You blow hard! One of your various variants if you need to be informed
So I’ll leave this "fun guy" spiked up, even if he switched forms

Pokey vs. Cacturne - Mario vs. Anything!

BUY/STREAM: https://distrokid.com/hyperfollow/zagranis/two-thousand-and-two

Take a peek into my brain...

Hook:
I’m immature, I’m a kid
I’m a dumb piece of shit
Every time I try to rise
I fall back down again
Can’t escape my own head
I wish I was dead
I’m immature, I’m a kid
I’m a dumb piece of shit
Every time I try to rise
I fall back down again
Can’t escape my own head
I wish I was dead

Verse 1:
I was only seventeen, I realized who I wanna be
I wanna be the one that provides riches to my family
I wanna be the one that you recognize on the street
Tap your good friend on the shoulder and say “hey it’s the queen”
I’ve been trying to find my way back down to earth
But I can’t bring myself down to touch the dirt
I can hear you all from here what the fuck are you sayin
I’ll be thinkin ‘bout it when I’m 6 foot layin
You’re saying what you want but at the end of the day
That’s all gonna be behind me when I’m up on the stage

Bridge:
You can try to tell me I’m dumb
You can try to tell me to act my age
You can tell me to give up
But it just motivates more whenever you say

Hook:
I’m immature, I’m a kid
I’m a dumb piece of shit
Every time I try to rise
I fall back down again
Can’t escape my own head
I wish I was dead
I’m immature, I’m a kid
I’m a dumb piece of shit
Every time I try to rise
I fall back down again
Can’t escape my own head
I wish I was dead

Verse 2:
Sometimes I just feel like I’m screaming into the void
Why do I complain? I make money, I’m employed
I have friends, a family, a roof over my head
So why am I making songs bout how I wanna be dead
Layin’ down in my bed, at 2 AM thinking of verses
I can’t remember what I wrote in my head, and what’s worse is
Every time I open docs and I try to write
I get overemotional and I start to fucking cry
I’m pushing myself, over the limit, I’m quitting
Nothing’s written and I’m thinkin, that maybe I should start drinkin
It’s a sin and I know, that I’d have nowhere to go
But the bottom is the only place that I’d feel at home
It’s the end of the show, so just do what ya do
These are the thoughts of a broken mind from 2002
All of you out there who, care about me and my journey
Thank you for not letting me leave this planet early

Hook:
I’m immature, I’m a kid
I’m a dumb piece of shit
Every time I try to rise
I fall back down again
Can’t escape my own head
I wish I was dead
I’m immature, I’m a kid
I’m a dumb piece of shit
Every time I try to rise
I fall back down again
Can’t escape my own head
I wish I was dead

Produced by H3 Music: www.youtube.com/channel/UC1nH4RqASg6DK2WgfPjyh5Q
Mixed and Mastered by Zagranis

Invader Zim vs Mark Chang - Acting Out Rap Battles

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