"Originally, the practice of "Needless Dog Surgery" began in the 'Time Of Dogs', long ago, before the advent of 'Needful Dog Surgery'. Long before it was a product of sound, it was a project of flesh. An abstract concept that those which walked upon four legs would howl contentions upon. Its victims would toss hide to Earth, blood to soil, as 'The Masked' tore their forms asunder before the eyes of 'The 7' -- a council of fourteen eyes that glowed red, even in the light of day. And beneath their robes hung the village's stillborn children, garroted by unusual genitalia, long and large and rough as cheap twine. Day by day, warm fluid slid from the rafters. The townsmen wept as they crushed flesh and hair and pulsating organs into the rusted grates with their heels. The trust and screams of their animal brethren sluiced through the rusted pipeline, down the calloused throats of their dark masters."

(excerpt from 'The Book Of Sores', 1811)

We're the thing in the hall.

Sean Royal (Needless Dog Surgery, Hospital Eyes, The Synthoid Conspiracy)
Jeff Wilson (Dick Van Troglodyte, Freetard, Sex Golem)

DADAIST ACID TRAP N' DRILL MUSIQUE CONCRETE BY BRUJAS Y BRUJOS Y BRUJXS. PAYASAS FROM MEXICO/USA/LEBANON/PAKISTAN/OUTER SPACE. INNER CITY SHAMANISM. EVIL4INNOCENCE, IRL ALIEN BUKKAKE DEMONSTRATIONS, OTHERWORLDLY BEINGS IN BLOOD SOAKED YELLOW RAINGEAR, BANDANAS, AND BALACLAVA MASKS, ADDICTED TO MEXICAN CANDIES SUCH AS EVERY SINGLE FLAVOR OF LUCAS CANDY AND PELON PEZO RICO. AN ENTITY THAT CONTINUES PERFORMANCES DURING ACTUAL POLICE RAIDS ON VENUES. AS SEEN IN THE WIRE (UK), DECIBEL MAGAZINE, THE ONION, MAXIMUM RICK N' ROLL, ETC. MUSIC RELEASED ON OVER 50 INTERNATIONAL LABELS, DENTAL WORK ARE HOOD LEGENDS BLASTING DISTORTION AND DELAY OVER BRUTALITY LACED 808 BLASTS, FIELD RECORDINGS OVER LOST MEDIA, CHILLIN' IN LIMINAL SPACES WITH THE LIKES OF PIG DOOKIE AND DEVIL'S NIGHT GANGSTAZ AND RIDIN' 4 LIFE WITH GHOST CAT ROSTOV IN HER UNIVERSE, KILLING OFF PEDOS AND ABUSERS  LEFT AND RIGHT. DENTAL WORK HAS MUSIC OUT ON THESE LABELS: DADAIST ACID TRAP N' DRILL MUSIQUE CONCRETE BY BRUJAS Y BRUJOS Y BRUJXS. PAYASAS FROM MEXICO/USA/LEBANON/PAKISTAN/OUTER SPACE. INNER CITY SHAMANISM. EVIL4INNOCENCE, IRL ALIEN BUKKAKE DEMONSTRATIONS, OTHERWORLDLY BEINGS IN BLOOD SOAKED YELLOW RAINGEAR, BANDANAS, AND BALACLAVA MASKS, ADDICTED TO MEXICAN CANDIES SUCH AS EVERY SINGLE FLAVOR OF LUCAS CANDY AND PELON PEZO RICO. AN ENTITY THAT CONTINUES PERFORMANCES DURING ACTUAL POLICE RAIDS ON VENUES. AS SEEN IN THE WIRE (UK), DECIBEL MAGAZINE, THE ONION, MAXIMUM RICK N' ROLL, ETC. MUSIC RELEASED ON OVER 50 INTERNATIONAL LABELS, DENTAL WORK ARE HOOD LEGENDS BLASTING DISTORTION AND DELAY OVER BRUTALITY LACED 808 BLASTS, FIELD RECORDINGS OVER LOST MEDIA, CHILLIN' IN LIMINAL SPACES WITH THE LIKES OF PIG DOOKIE AND DEVIL'S NIGHT GANGSTAZ AND RIDIN' 4 LIFE WITH GHOST CAT ROSTOV IN HER UNIVERSE, KILLING OFF PEDOS AND ABUSERS  LEFT AND RIGHT. Placenta Recordings/Ratskin Records/Love Earth Music/Grindcore Karaoke/High Concentration Contaminated Water Records Japan/Trashfuck Records/Tall Tee Tapes/No Lights Tonight Records/Silent Novels Records Japan/Scotch Tapes/Noise Park Activities/System Breakdown Recordings/Immigrant Breast Nest/Dadaist Audio/RONF Records/Parkinson Wankfist Pleasures/Free Noise/Sirona Records/Nom Nom Tunes/Final Trauma Records/NOG Tapes/Blunt Force Tapes/Shitnoise Records/Abandonement Label/Tacocalypse Records/h8 track stereo/Alrealon Musique

DIAMOND HILL music video:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W3vHWI-slSU&t=1s

NEW TOWN PLAZA music video:
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCU8y9gpMdHo_kyOG-U9xPhw

Cat Alley music video:
https://youtu.be/eWXztRk9-PQ

'大觀鬼林 (GRANDVIEW GHOST FOREST)' available now! https://danilam.bandcamp.com/album/grandview-ghost-foresthttps://danilam.bandcamp.com/album/grandview-ghost-forest

An audio guide to thrive as a cro-magnon in the 21st century. 

Young Astronauts Club is a stadium rock group featuring singer / songwriter / guitarist / multi-instrumentalist / producer Mic (Michael James Macintosh), singer / songwriter / keyboardist / multi-instrumentalist / producer Krs (Crystal Dawn Macintosh) and a continuously active, rotating cast of musicians, vocalists, producers, sonic / visual artists and remixers. As primogenitures of post rock, their collective mission is to continue to bring music forward, into the 21st century and beyond.

Bletch (Bastard Trash, Lake Incest, Meat, Zuul, Young Splendor, Shadow Of The Ax) and Sean Royal {Needless Dog Surgery, The Ether Creeps, Hospital Eyes, Synthoid Conspiracy)

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