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Stuff I Ruined

Stuff I Can (almost) Show my Parents

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Eins Survival Diary Program Kill Future

If I had any self-respect, I would call this a mash-up, but it's really just pure crap. Bonus points if you can identify every anime referenced here.

Theres No Game No Lupin Space Future Seven Can Be MurMuru

We are no strangers to murderous love. Yuno THE RULES and so do I. "Synonymous words": what I'm thinking of... you wouldn't get this hatred from any other PUROGURAMU. I just wanna tell you how I'm travelling. Gotta make you understand the past and the future. Never gonna kill your friends; never gonna seek eternal breath; never gonna see the stars with you; never gonna be born again; never gonna say "PUROGURAMU"; never gonna tell your story and survive. We've known the timeleaper for so long. Your heart's been a crossroad in her flesh, but you're too shy to say "PUROGURAMU". Inside we both know what's been decided by [Kami no] Time and Space. We know the SUR VI VAL GAAAAAAAAAAAMe and we're gonna play it. And if you ask me, "how do you kill your friends?" Tell me you're too murderous. Never gonna kill your friends; never gonna let you survive; never gonna dial back all the miracle; never gonna kiss you; never gonna say "eins zwei drei"; never gonna program a DEAD-END. [shinjiteita]

Never Gonna Say PUROGURAMU

Certain parts of this song have been "censored".

The DMCA Song

If you were expecting effort, look elsewhere.

Dandy Noise

Here are some tracks from a time before years were memes.

This Song is Not an Ancient Meme

Secret Tales from up on Ponyo Hill: Only Yesterday, I could Hear the Wind Whisper Gravely as Kiki Returned My Neighbor Pom Porco Totoro’s Cat to Princess MonoNausiKaguya when Marniette Yamada’s Moving Castle of Cagliostro in the Sky was Spirited Away

This stupid 100-character limit force me to put the title in the description

Bill Nye the Dandy Guy
[Bill Nye the Dandy Guy]
Bill Bill Bill Bill Bill Bill
Bill Nye the Dandy Guy
[his pompadour rules]
Bill Nye the Dandy Guy
[space is a property of space]
Bill Bill Bill Bill Bill Bill
[Bill Nye the Dandy Guy]
Bill Bill Bill
[he combs the seven seconds]
Bill Bill Bill Bill
Bill Nye the Dandy Guy

Bill Nye the Dandy Guy

Akihabara! There's somethin' murderous in my neighborhood. Who you gonna kiss? A dandy guy! If there's somethin' Borgeois and it don't look alien, who you gonna give? The YMCA! I ain't 'fraid of no survival game. I ain't 'fraid of no sharp thorn in her flesh. If you're seein' Champagne runnin' through the galaxy, who can you kill? Bill Nye the Science Guy! An invisible program sleepin' in somethin' strange. Who you gonna remember? Juno, Jupiter, Minerva, Apollo, Mars, Ceres, Mercurius, Diana, Bacchus, Volcanus, Pluto, Vesta, Venus! I ain't 'fraid of a full commitment. I ain't 'fraid of no property of matter. Who you gonna whistle for? Yuki! If you're all alone in the mirror, pick up the throne and call the timeleaper! I ain't 'fraid of the past and the future. I hear it likes the murderous girls. I ain't 'fraid of just a child. Who you gonna call? {...music from Spirited Away...} If you have 1, 2, 3 of a freaky West Philadelphia baby, you'd better call somethin' strange. Let me tell you somethin': Akihabara makes me feel dandy. I ain't 'fraid of THE RULES. I ain't 'fraid of no strangers to love. Don't get caught in space, no, no! Kill them all! When it comes, unless you just want some more, I think you'd better kill your friends! Who you gonna call? Program! Who you gonna call? Yuki! I think you better call a dandy guy! Who you gonna call? Any other guy! ...hear you. Who you gonna call? Space Dandy! Louder! The YMCA! Who you gonna call? Concrete roads everywhere I go! Who can you call? 1, 2, 3! Who you gonna call? [shinjiteita]!

I can't figure out who to call...

"Sliding time scale/pitch shift" is audacity's best feature.

I Just Ruined My Favorite Song

I Just Ruined my Favorite Album

Don't you just love messing with the "contrast" bar on google docs?

I Just Ruined my Childhood

Don't you love it when your number of followers is equal to your age?

Dubs Are Cancer, So I Wrote Another One (19 follower special)

The Final Countdown to the Last Known Survival Game: The Eye of the Dandy Tiger

Tell the world a little bit about yourself. The shorter the better.

The Final Countdown to the Last Known Survival Game: The Eye of the Dandy Tiger

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