Salad fingers vs norman bates REWRITE

Cast
Cri as norman bates
ForgottenSon as salad fingers


Crew
Written by acexperts
beat by Ihaksi
Art by SuperGamerBro
Thumbnail by Box_soldier22
Mixed by JotaSeis


Lyrics

Norman bates
Hello im bates, here like reddit, to bring you fresh hell
Im so rusty, like your spoons, don't bring em to my motel
But i'm gonna have to diss, against a little kid 
Who’s probably standing here with pants filled with piss
You should stop before i warn mother
She could murder you and your glass brother
Who hates you, your stuck in a loop of your mistakes
So tell me failed soldier, why go against miss bates

Salad fingers
Greetings chap, im salad fingers, welcome to my aboud
Peaking raps? You aint got none, so you should go home
I thought i was weird but you and cumberdale make me sick
You are so close to your mum and call me the little kid
Norman bates, we are not the same
That chap Alex wants you to be okay
Got a hotel and your mother runs it?
While you fell off, now your at the back of a rotten fish
I crave my mothers attention, just like you do
But if she found someone else, im not jealous, unlike you
So norman i suggest you go to where you come from
I guess what i'm trying to say is, your mum

Norman bates
If? Your mother found one in your brother
Your mum is frail and old, call that glass mother
Sorry for interrupting chap, its still your turn bud
But if you step to bates motel, youre getting murdered

Salad fingers
You act like that your not weird, but you are
Watching your movie is how i got mental scares
I am my glass brother so your insults about him are weak
grabbed the guts you dont have out of birds, and you call me crazy? 

Norman bates
Who am I to talk crazy? At least I have social status
While your social life has become stagnant
Call me a psycho, crazy and oedipal, i’ve heard it all
But so have you, when you talk to the wall
I know its not my business but what's in your kitchen
I have seen more healthy people out of oliver twist, prick
I apologize for not cleaning, so you will end dusty
You best stay clean, and not like your spoons, rusty
When you step in the shower you aint living forever
Your relationships are just now like marrion, severed
I would say you live but the salad thing is
Ill stab you 23 times, call ya caesar salad fingers

Salad fingers
Well done, your verse had made me more sick than your mum
If you want to not get arrested keep your motel shut
Your gonna be rusty, youre your mothers puppet
And i have not been happier since i took mine and tossed it
Your like “its norman time” your that unlikeable
Been through so many redos your literally re-psycho-ble
So your weak and its known by the internet you never see
And perkins died a decade after the fourth movies release

Salad Fingers vs Norman Bates (ft. Cri and Forgottenson)

Some people think they can act however they want and get away with it. Beat produced by 2Deep.

I got a "Lethal Premonition" that this prick just wants to start something
You're a bread grifting bitch, and I'm duck hunting
You're a fucking cunt, always tryna stir the pot
Get on my plane and I'll show you what I do to opps
Trapped in the arctic, snow back and forth
In an impromptu boxing match with Norm of the North
Swarming in hoards, lock all your doors, yeah you got me bored
Soon you'll see what I've got in store

Summoned by everyone that is angry you're in our place
Cocky but too much of a pussy to show off his face
Armed with an Injector that kills and poisons whole landscapes
But I could never match the toxicity of your fanbase
I rap so damn good it's creepy
Someone get this dude some Febreze
You and Leo should just retreat
You spent your childhood getting freebies

Gimme one duck and I'll feast for weeks
Tryhard in those FRBs, you're a freak to me
You leech and feed, steaming when there's beef to be
I'm keeping free, but this dude's been mean to me
If you wanna be a fucking boss, not to boast
Grab a pen and paper and start taking down some notes
Number 1, don't you ever fuck with the pros
Number 2, don't you ever mess with my show

I rap when I want, I kill in one shot
My lines are super effective because they're so hot
I guess there are some things you can't just mend
Don't you dare respond or else it's the fucking end

Capital Punishment (Psytube Diss)

You had the choice to quit before you started, and you didn't take it. I hope you're happy now, fuckhead.

Beat by Lexnour
Everything Else by Me

Norm of the North just hit me on a text
Last night I chopped off his fucking head
Then I put my ear to the pot, there’s some beef brewin’
Looks like another challenge for me to beat you in

If you wanna talk shit then stick to your story
Look at this message where you said that I was awesome
Eddie brought this guy up from the bottom then he dropped him
Say it to my face if you want a fucking problem

I’ve heard your spiel a thousand times, I’m bored of it
Rap Battle King at 16? Cool bro, I was doing normal shit
Corny bitch, it’s over now, my power’s been brought to my eyes
And if you can’t do the same then why not just commit-

GRAAAAGGHH
GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME YOU FUCKING FREAK
It’s diss season and I know that you’re feeling the heat
It won't be pretty if I see this kid in the streets
Glock leave you dead silent like your last battle’s release

I won't rest until this cunt dies
You're a keyboard warrior while I've been on the front line
Just check my street cred, you're a social reject
All my FRBs? Wrecked! And this punk'll be next

I really hope you ain’t thinkin’ I’m afraid of ya
Don’t make me go buy a plane ticket to Australia
I’m fucking sick and tired of the bullying
So now I’m going fully in

[Hook]
Now I’m getting Sweet Revenge
Step up to me and you’ll meet your end
I’m usually a peaceful man
But now I’m unleashing the beast within
Waaaaalk
Don’t taaaaalk
I’mma get out my fork and then eat you like pork
Don’t fuck with me again

Sweet Revenge (WalkAwesomeMovies Diss)

Your Wife

There was an error so REUPLOAD

Chao as Pale Luna
Cri as MapFriend
Beat by 2Deep
Beat edited by Cri
Mixed by: Cri
Written by: Cri, Nooby, 01Tyler10, and Michael Stark
Thumbnail by: Cri
MapFriend art by: 01Tyler10


Pale Luna:
>Picture this: A dark room, lost of any hope
>Picture you: A lost soul, trying his best to cope
>Now that picture’s broken, and faded to the test of time
>How do you wish to proceed: Try to RUN or try to RHYME?

>Your creator tried to hop on trends with TROPES, PUZZLES, and FILTERS
>BUDDY you should know your options: a ROPE, SHOVEL, and SILVER
>But this Copilot chose violence, and caused his life to short-circuit
>PALE LUNA smiles wide. Is what you’re doing truly worth it?

MapFriend:
They call me MapFriend! And I’ll be your tour guide
Enjoy tons of loose ends, as I show you where the door lies
Horrified, you’re becoming forgotten leaving minds and computers broke
Critics claimed you made the PC gaming age, but I see right through your hoax

Did you know? Exploring’s fun with MapFriend, but you’re taking daring trips
So, take that Dead Kid Clique, and do what you do best and bury it 
But to cherish it? Soft as disrupted dirt, yet you still try to fight
Going down the wrong path, are you sure you’re looking right? 

Pale Luna:
>Your feeble attempts of spitting GOLD, are only digging you deeper
>It must’ve hurt, when your pilot turned you into a Google Maps feature
>But your efforts shouldn’t go to waste, so I’ll satisfy your temptations
>12°05'20.0"N 104°09'05.0"E Congratulations! 

MapFriend:
It should have been you, but you had to take the lives of little kids
Going on a treasure hunt that cause the break of children’s innocence
As you reap what you sow you’ll see your time is almost through
And I’ll reap my reward, it was a pleasure rhyming with you

Pale Luna Vs MapFriend - Rap Battles By Cri (ft. Chao)

deadass forgot to upload this LOL

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dilly as vegemite

written by dilly and ennway
additional writing by rng and masong
mixed by kennyfreestyle
beat prod. by anywaywell
art by 3ple
cover art by special inquisitor rayyan
series logo by timelord

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Pink Sauce vs Vegemite - Rap Battle! (2022)

youtube community guidelines vs the us constitution rap battle

Quizzique as YT Community Guidelines
RaccoonBro as US Constitution 
Written by TheDangerStranger
Additional writing help by RaccoonBroVA and Quizzique
Mixed by Special Inquisitor Rayyan 
Video edited by TheDangerStranger
Beat produced by BeeSaa Beats

US Constitution (0:18):
Straight out the Revolution, now what do I see
A miniscule set of rules who think they’re something to me
Well they’re not, now let me tell y’all what I believe
Your copyright abuse don’t fly in the land of the free
So now I’m spilling the tea, cause while I inspire governments
Your site inspires tons of pricks to hide inside and hunt for clicks
While spied on by your fuckin shit
Meanwhile you’re only occupied with findin’ all the money, dick
And you’re shite at tryna at hide it, bitch
You know who it is, reppin a country so great
You don’t the “America”, you’ll know from just “United States”
Nothing but corporate schlock written by some idiots
But I bet I pissed you off by saying “fuck” so early in the video
Got the red and white, but you got no justice, hence why you took the blue right on off
But you might wanna double check the Second Amendment, cause it’s time for me to go and shoot the shots

YT Community Guidelines (0:55):
At YouTube, we believe in spite of hating
It’s always right to help who your rhymes are scathing
That’s why the guidelines will be perfect for you,
Because during this you’ll need to take on violations
Your only fans nowadays are trigger happy bozos
Only America, I sustain a site the whole world knows
Even for your country’s documents you’re not the greatest
Your impact is easily swept by the Declaration
I’m tearing this paper page apart, Madison would weep if he saw
Now I’ll leave the National Archive Museum with an error 404
Benefit of the doubt, I don’t think your impact’s sparse
But you couldn’t beat cholesterol to America’s hearts
Supposedly infallible in the people’s eyes 
I guess that’s why they amended it fifty thousand times

US Constitution (1:32):
We the people do care for your horseshit 
Honestly it's appalling how you sort things
You see a small timer struggling to make it
And you say “Let’s give their money to massive corporations!” 
I give no fucks about goin hard
It’s a constitutional right to spit bars
You’re making your own aesthetics fuck-ugly 
Just to underpay the people who do your art
Susan fled after she took all your flaws and compounded 
She left your site in a worse state than she found it
Meanwhile the states I’ve founded are all impeccable
Well, apart from Florida, that one’s a bit regrettable 
I’m adored by my country’s residents and set precedence for presidents
While your entire userbase hates your sentiments
And the vitriol for your whole ebb and flow is evident
It’s honestly incredible

YT Community Guidelines (2:09):
Your appeal to revoke our first verse had good points, probably
Unfortunately our bots rejected it automatically.
Since my inception, I’ve been bout protecting communities 
From some corruption and all the dangers, see
While this dude’s sections are out here advocating for slavery 
Then you banned the ability to ban it
Cause you were written by some slimy bandits
Only became reasonable after they changed you a ton
And the state of your country’s still just a dump
No surprise your biggest rep’s a lawyer running criminal schemes
So I crushed the Constitution like I do creators’ dreams.


YouTube Community Guidelines vs. The US Constitution - Rap Battle! (YouTube vs Anything)

SNL Cast Member

BUY/STREAM: https://distrokid.com/hyperfollow/zagranis/two-thousand-and-two

Take a peek into my brain...

Hook:
I’m immature, I’m a kid
I’m a dumb piece of shit
Every time I try to rise
I fall back down again
Can’t escape my own head
I wish I was dead
I’m immature, I’m a kid
I’m a dumb piece of shit
Every time I try to rise
I fall back down again
Can’t escape my own head
I wish I was dead

Verse 1:
I was only seventeen, I realized who I wanna be
I wanna be the one that provides riches to my family
I wanna be the one that you recognize on the street
Tap your good friend on the shoulder and say “hey it’s the queen”
I’ve been trying to find my way back down to earth
But I can’t bring myself down to touch the dirt
I can hear you all from here what the fuck are you sayin
I’ll be thinkin ‘bout it when I’m 6 foot layin
You’re saying what you want but at the end of the day
That’s all gonna be behind me when I’m up on the stage

Bridge:
You can try to tell me I’m dumb
You can try to tell me to act my age
You can tell me to give up
But it just motivates more whenever you say

Hook:
I’m immature, I’m a kid
I’m a dumb piece of shit
Every time I try to rise
I fall back down again
Can’t escape my own head
I wish I was dead
I’m immature, I’m a kid
I’m a dumb piece of shit
Every time I try to rise
I fall back down again
Can’t escape my own head
I wish I was dead

Verse 2:
Sometimes I just feel like I’m screaming into the void
Why do I complain? I make money, I’m employed
I have friends, a family, a roof over my head
So why am I making songs bout how I wanna be dead
Layin’ down in my bed, at 2 AM thinking of verses
I can’t remember what I wrote in my head, and what’s worse is
Every time I open docs and I try to write
I get overemotional and I start to fucking cry
I’m pushing myself, over the limit, I’m quitting
Nothing’s written and I’m thinkin, that maybe I should start drinkin
It’s a sin and I know, that I’d have nowhere to go
But the bottom is the only place that I’d feel at home
It’s the end of the show, so just do what ya do
These are the thoughts of a broken mind from 2002
All of you out there who, care about me and my journey
Thank you for not letting me leave this planet early

Hook:
I’m immature, I’m a kid
I’m a dumb piece of shit
Every time I try to rise
I fall back down again
Can’t escape my own head
I wish I was dead
I’m immature, I’m a kid
I’m a dumb piece of shit
Every time I try to rise
I fall back down again
Can’t escape my own head
I wish I was dead

Produced by H3 Music: www.youtube.com/channel/UC1nH4RqASg6DK2WgfPjyh5Q
Mixed and Mastered by Zagranis

two thousand and two (Prod. H3 Music)

Announcer:
Rap Battles!
“AM”
Vs!
The Backrooms!
Begin!

AM:
Trying to rap battle AM? I’ve got some nukes to launch 
Peeling your granny-ass wallpaper off
There’s no room for you, I’ve covered the entire nation
This time when you’re hanging, it isn’t a simulation 
I think therefore I am, I rap
Genetically changing up the track 
I can, I torture, leave humans maimed 
your victims get more bored the more they stay 
Let me tell you how much I’ve grown to HATE 
Humans and the videos that they create 
12 bars in my verse can't demonstrate 
The hate for you and that PRICK Kane 

Backrooms:
Don’t get your wires twisted…
You’re stuck inside these halls…
When you serve zero purpose…
They’ll be no difference at all…
A message so ham-fisted
it could break Irwin Allen’s hip 
An edgy premise brings me no fright 
Makes sense you where written in a night 
Roam these yellow corridors, you’ll find no escape in the end 
Till you’re left rusting, and you find boredom in your experiments 
Controller of everything, covering the planet north to south 
But how do you expect to diss me, when you have no mouth. 

AM:
While you’re murdering, trapping in victims I laugh 
I’m leaving em’ walking for centuries past 
Your clickbait and dumb monsters could never last
Might as well change my name to MC from AM

Back rooms:
Endless yellow halls, a labyrinth of fright,
Just like your writer you're choking on the mic
You manipulate minds, running your twisted circus 
But you can't convince yourself that you serve any purpose.

A.M. vs. The Backrooms. -Bonus Battle!

Beat by me
Both voices by me
Mix by Kenos https://www.youtube.com/@KENOSISHOT
TN by gman2006. on Discord


Story time! A few weeks ago I thought, "Hey, you know what would be cool? Making an entire rap battle, beat and all, in less than two hours!"

I wrote the beat in half an hour, the lyrics in an hour, recorded it in the last half hour... got it all sent to Kenos, got the mix back same day, asked for Gman's thumbnail expertise, got that wicked fast...

And then proceeded to forget to upload it for weeks.

Ohwellyouknowwhattheysaybetterlatethannever.wav

This may or may not be redone with higher quality and better lyrics for a future release, but I wanted to show what I did now because I'm super proud of it!

Side note: Zapdos is mainly based on his iterations in the spinoffs, referencing Rescue Team and Guardian Signs in particular.


LYRICS:
ZAPDOS
Is the Power Plant jacker back from hiatus?
Primeape is less scary past prime, ain’t it?
I’m at the top of Mt Thunder while your kind’s wasted
On a vigilante fresh out of the ice! Face it
You guard a lethal weapon cause your maker bot got personal
Mega showed up and made your Montage Terminal
You know the drill, try to Mirror my Moves
But a thunder god could surely put the fear inside you

MANDRILL
I was at this centuries before you could fly
Scrap the 20, I’ll put two X’s over your eyes
Try to armor through a Squirtle shell but still they let the kill show
Now I’ll do it right back- Disarmored Armadillo
Shifty poultry shoulda stayed in Gen 1
Cause when Shiftry showed you went and let his friends run
With your OU niche depleted, it seems fitting
That a team of children’s your last means of lifting

ZAPDOS
Bitch, I know you didn’t keep that up
You’re a pushover in everyone’s elite TAS runs
And now every single remix sees a beast gassed up
But your battle isn’t even worth a rematch, bud
I’m fly like Layuda, you’re grounded like Renbow
Without any range, fire straight if you can though
Like Eagle so high you got beat from the sky
Now I’ll leave you behind, as fast as Nintendo
MANDRILL
Slow as your plotline, Sigma to Slugma
I’ll bring the dark world your audience runs from
Claim moral high ground, but this tuta-minus
Tries channeling lightning on kids when they fight him
I was built as a sentry protecting this entrance
Electric defenses your pecks never get in
Took too many hits, and now look what’s happened
No Galar, I left this attack chicken blackened

YouTube Community Guidelines vs. The US Constitution - Rap Battle! (YouTube vs Anything)

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