Zombie (Plants VS Zombies) VS Zombie (Minecraft)

crusty ass png

writing: me
voicework: me
poor mixing: me
beat: anywaywell

Zombie (PVZ)

Rising up from my grave, I didn’t come to play.
Listen bud, I gotta say that we just ain’t the same.
Killin’ buds, exterminate, but before my lunch break
EA says you gotta pay, Pop a Cap right at your face!

Yeah, I’m facing a pussy like it’s PVZ!
Only waking at night, d’you need a coffee bean?
Using your babies to fight, so to stop you from running out,
I’ll make more waves with your wife, like “the zombies are coming!” Ouch!

Zombie (Minecraft)

This monster spawned before dawn on this bomb beat,
But all that was audible was you, now I’m yawning
‘Cause the problem that I find wrong with this zombie:
Your army falls into line like you’re playing Zombot-lane!

You got a ludicrous legion that lose to lawn mowers!
It don’t take hours for me to bust down a locked door!
Hardcore, like your head I’m popping off fast!
Who knew you’d have so much trouble trying to touch grass!

Zombie (PVZ)

Yeah, I fuck with the plants and I win it, the minute you step in the light you are finished!
You spend your whole night tryna break in a village and still didn’t get in, you ain’t got no bitches!
So listen, your single-hit disses ain’t similar to me freely feasting on greenies for dinner,
Any mob happens to hurt you and you go ballistic, no wonder you’re riding with chickens!

Ooh, call that a critical hit, the way how I come from the top!
Make like your business and sink when I cut you down a Notch!
You’ve Drowned so sleep with the fishes, but you can’t haunt ‘em!
‘Cause when you fight the Zomboss, you end up Zom-bottom!

Zombie (Minecraft)

All of your rhymes cannot hit, they do light damage!
I die to smite enchantments, you die to spud mines planted!
Ain’t got no weakness, just strength. Do harm? It’s healthy to me!
Minecraft’s making massive money, you’re stuck in the Loonboonies!

My fans are frivolous, your fans forgot your franchise!
I thought you’d be happy to wither like when a plant dies!
I’d tell you to stay dead and release ZackScott’s soul, but
You try to revive and still decline. “Bruhhh” moment.

Zombie VS Zombie - Rap Battle

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Chao as Pale Luna
Cri as MapFriend
Beat by 2Deep
Beat edited by Cri
Mixed by: Cri
Written by: Cri, Nooby, 01Tyler10, and Michael Stark
Thumbnail by: Cri
MapFriend art by: 01Tyler10


Pale Luna:
>Picture this: A dark room, lost of any hope
>Picture you: A lost soul, trying his best to cope
>Now that picture’s broken, and faded to the test of time
>How do you wish to proceed: Try to RUN or try to RHYME?

>Your creator tried to hop on trends with TROPES, PUZZLES, and FILTERS
>BUDDY you should know your options: a ROPE, SHOVEL, and SILVER
>But this Copilot chose violence, and caused his life to short-circuit
>PALE LUNA smiles wide. Is what you’re doing truly worth it?

MapFriend:
They call me MapFriend! And I’ll be your tour guide
Enjoy tons of loose ends, as I show you where the door lies
Horrified, you’re becoming forgotten leaving minds and computers broke
Critics claimed you made the PC gaming age, but I see right through your hoax

Did you know? Exploring’s fun with MapFriend, but you’re taking daring trips
So, take that Dead Kid Clique, and do what you do best and bury it 
But to cherish it? Soft as disrupted dirt, yet you still try to fight
Going down the wrong path, are you sure you’re looking right? 

Pale Luna:
>Your feeble attempts of spitting GOLD, are only digging you deeper
>It must’ve hurt, when your pilot turned you into a Google Maps feature
>But your efforts shouldn’t go to waste, so I’ll satisfy your temptations
>12°05'20.0"N 104°09'05.0"E Congratulations! 

MapFriend:
It should have been you, but you had to take the lives of little kids
Going on a treasure hunt that cause the break of children’s innocence
As you reap what you sow you’ll see your time is almost through
And I’ll reap my reward, it was a pleasure rhyming with you

Pale Luna Vs MapFriend - Rap Battles By Cri (ft. Chao)

CONTAINS SPOILERS FOR RETURN TO DREAM LAND

Welcome back to MC Fawful Rap Battles! This battle pits the cosmic jester, Marx, against the interdimensional traveller, Magolor! Which one of these Kirby characters will win? That's for you to decide!

Chao as Magolor
garbageGothic as Marx

Written by MC Fawful
Mixed by Light
Beat by beatg33kz 
Thumbnail by rabi
Special Thanks to Frank the Fre$h and Tommy Salommy

Magolor:
I’m quite impressed with how you’ve grown as a villain,
So let me Paint a picture, since that’s all that’s needed to take you out.
And, when mentioning Kirby’s foes, it’s obvious you don’t fit the bill,
Yet I think that it’s clear which one of us opponents here will take the crown.
So face it, clown! Without Star Allies, you would’ve been missing for years!
Since your drawn out boring plot would grind all of my missing gears!
Made the planets fight but can’t win at all!
Come face me in space and I’d still be the pinnacle!
Cause when talking R.I.P., you took it a bit too literal. 
When I make the beat drop like Drum Dash, it’s best that you run fast,
Since looking at your design, I’m not sure if this piece of gum’ll last.
So when you got into the fighting games, tell me whose dreams came true?
Cause you thought you’d be Ultimate, but your penultimate boss was better than you!
Don’t need an extra verse to end this fraud performer!
Cause people know you for one game, and even then, it just bores us!
You let Kirby do the hard labor by grabbing all the stars,
Then you went and seized the means to his wish, call ya Karl Marx


Marx:
(Hahaha) Did it really take that long for you to Landia shots?
No need to be such a Grouch, cause that verse, I gotta- well, 
You gotta do something if you wanna win this dumb thing,
But since you just rely on others for victory, I don’t think you could do that one thing.
(Hm) You made up for your story by giving Kirby a theme park,
Pal, I made up a whole story and all my shots hit the mark!
Tried to be cool in Kirby Clash with new ideas to grapple,
But then you locked them behind a paywall and said “how do you like them apples?”
(Ooo!) Your soul purpose became null, worthless!
When all that happened was a blob and their pals putting you right into the dirt, kid!
To verse this? I doubt you could bring something good to your fans’ eyes,
Cause all it could take is a sword to the face for you to be cut from the franchise!
When the sun and moon were fighting, I put Kirby to bat, and it left them frightened!
You may think you’re balling, but pal, you’re just falling! You’re not even near where my height is!
So just go and cry for Kirby again, or become another faux foe trend,
Cause my new wish is for everyone to forget this ex-Best Friend.


Also yes I know this is another one verse each I have one more battle planned after this and then I'm done

Marx vs Magolor - MC Fawful Rap Battles

Just found this in my files, completely forgot I did it
Same lyrics as the final version, I was playing around with a Pico voice filter for the entire battle and also the flow on the "turn off the business shtick" part is different

Dated November 2021

Blitzo vs Pico - Proof-Of-Concept

This was a custom instrumental produced by Benlab Crimson Diablo that was never finished for a variety of reasons. The finished part of the beat is meant to correspond to Suicide Mouse's first verse. Yes, this was a seperate version of the battle from the one that used New French by Anywaywell.

Dated August 2022

(SCRAPPED UNFINISHED) Suicidemouse.avi vs Needlem0use Instrumental

deadass forgot to upload this LOL

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rng as pink sauce
dilly as vegemite

written by dilly and ennway
additional writing by rng and masong
mixed by kennyfreestyle
beat prod. by anywaywell
art by 3ple
cover art by special inquisitor rayyan
series logo by timelord

this series is a tribute to epic rap battles of history.
https://www.youtube.com/user/ERB


Pink Sauce vs Vegemite - Rap Battle! (2022)

youtube community guidelines vs the us constitution rap battle

Quizzique as YT Community Guidelines
RaccoonBro as US Constitution 
Written by TheDangerStranger
Additional writing help by RaccoonBroVA and Quizzique
Mixed by Special Inquisitor Rayyan 
Video edited by TheDangerStranger
Beat produced by BeeSaa Beats

US Constitution (0:18):
Straight out the Revolution, now what do I see
A miniscule set of rules who think they’re something to me
Well they’re not, now let me tell y’all what I believe
Your copyright abuse don’t fly in the land of the free
So now I’m spilling the tea, cause while I inspire governments
Your site inspires tons of pricks to hide inside and hunt for clicks
While spied on by your fuckin shit
Meanwhile you’re only occupied with findin’ all the money, dick
And you’re shite at tryna at hide it, bitch
You know who it is, reppin a country so great
You don’t the “America”, you’ll know from just “United States”
Nothing but corporate schlock written by some idiots
But I bet I pissed you off by saying “fuck” so early in the video
Got the red and white, but you got no justice, hence why you took the blue right on off
But you might wanna double check the Second Amendment, cause it’s time for me to go and shoot the shots

YT Community Guidelines (0:55):
At YouTube, we believe in spite of hating
It’s always right to help who your rhymes are scathing
That’s why the guidelines will be perfect for you,
Because during this you’ll need to take on violations
Your only fans nowadays are trigger happy bozos
Only America, I sustain a site the whole world knows
Even for your country’s documents you’re not the greatest
Your impact is easily swept by the Declaration
I’m tearing this paper page apart, Madison would weep if he saw
Now I’ll leave the National Archive Museum with an error 404
Benefit of the doubt, I don’t think your impact’s sparse
But you couldn’t beat cholesterol to America’s hearts
Supposedly infallible in the people’s eyes 
I guess that’s why they amended it fifty thousand times

US Constitution (1:32):
We the people do care for your horseshit 
Honestly it's appalling how you sort things
You see a small timer struggling to make it
And you say “Let’s give their money to massive corporations!” 
I give no fucks about goin hard
It’s a constitutional right to spit bars
You’re making your own aesthetics fuck-ugly 
Just to underpay the people who do your art
Susan fled after she took all your flaws and compounded 
She left your site in a worse state than she found it
Meanwhile the states I’ve founded are all impeccable
Well, apart from Florida, that one’s a bit regrettable 
I’m adored by my country’s residents and set precedence for presidents
While your entire userbase hates your sentiments
And the vitriol for your whole ebb and flow is evident
It’s honestly incredible

YT Community Guidelines (2:09):
Your appeal to revoke our first verse had good points, probably
Unfortunately our bots rejected it automatically.
Since my inception, I’ve been bout protecting communities 
From some corruption and all the dangers, see
While this dude’s sections are out here advocating for slavery 
Then you banned the ability to ban it
Cause you were written by some slimy bandits
Only became reasonable after they changed you a ton
And the state of your country’s still just a dump
No surprise your biggest rep’s a lawyer running criminal schemes
So I crushed the Constitution like I do creators’ dreams.


YouTube Community Guidelines vs. The US Constitution - Rap Battle! (YouTube vs Anything)

Written by: CreeperPasta 
Beat produced by: Rajaste
Mixed by: CreeperPasta
Thumbnail by: LimJJ
Flowtest by: Theme Park Avenue
Mr Pickles: Dr.Dee
Binky: Kamren
Presentator: Quizzique 
Arthur: CreeperPasta
Arthur's Dad: JustGamer
Francine: CreeperPasta
Muffy: DerpiesGamingBlast


Presentator: 
You Gotta Be Kidding Me: A game for kids and grown ups. What's the problem, Arthur?

Arthur: 
Binky is still fucking my mother, and ever since he came to my house, DW has been missing. What should I do?

Arthur's Dad: 
Here's a tip, Arthur. Get me out of here.

Francine: 
It's ok, Binky is fucking my mother too. You'll get used to it.

Muffy: 
You should mind your business. You'll live longer that way.

Binky: 
Nobody said you couldn't join us, Arthur.

Mr Pickles: 
I know exactly how to deal with your mother, Arthur.

First made her giggle no tickle (uh)
Then made her tickle my pickle (uh)
Killing them all like a sicko (uh)
Make holes in your mind with no prickles (uh)
Do you wanna fight? You're bark and no bite
Don't fuck around with Mr Pickles (uh)
If these bitches bite, oh yes, these bitches bite
Like Tommy, I react with giggles, uh
I'm a different beast from a different breed. I love the taste of minced meat (ruff!)
You're P-BS for an ARG, and as shitpost, you just piss me off
At least I'm loyal to my human. You see your friends as your enemies
You need discipline, so serve me or I serve you to my pet Steve.

Binky:
I took a bath with Arthur's mom, but you're the one who's washed up
Lesser Lassie's trapped in a well. Let's see you get out with more trash talk.
A beast, a threat? To whom, may I ask? It's time you face the facts
You died soulless, and Sheriff replaced you in time as Grandpa gave you the ax 
No more secrets, Mr Pickles. You don't scare me in the least
You may lay down deep on your lair, but you can't hide from this beast
I solve problems. I help people. I seek to achieve perfection
You're a vermin, son of a witch. I hope you like vivisections

Mr Pickles:
Trash talk? I speak the language that makes my bidding get done
From now on, anyone who repeats your verses is speaking in a dead tongue 
So don't threaten me with a good time. Now it's time to say goodbye 
As I rip your limbs, break your ribs and I eat your flesh under the moonlight 

Binky:
Try that on me, your balls come off. Keep this horny beast locked up.
Animals, corpses, your verses, your series. All of those things, you fucked up.
Another problem solved, you knew how this ended deep down.
But cheer up, Mr Pickles. Your corpse will look nice in my treehouse.

Mr Pickles vs Binky (You Gotta Be Kidding Me) - Rap Off

Hello everyone and welcome to another episode of FRB vs Anything, which pits rap battle community members against well...anything. Today's battle has the funny goose man himself, Jay Chay take on Mario of the Mushroom Kingdom. VIDEO GAME RAP BATTLES WOOOO

Jay Chay: Groose man
Mario: littleflecks
Written by The Grimpers
Beat by Allrounda
Mixed by Zagranis
Cover art by Commander Jacob

FRB VS ANYTHING!
JAY CHAY!
VERSUS!
MARIO!
BEGIN!

Jay Chay verse 1: 
True King of the Koopas, the way I’m spitting fire 
The best Jay even before the other was retired 
I’m making bops and bangers 
While you’re world hopping to try and find Peach, but you still couldn’t bang her

Mario verse 1:
Call me a simp, but you work for Twitch
Though your streams with Fel were more dead than your bits
Even with no star, you can’t touch me, here’s the stitch 
DO NOT FUCK WITH MARIO AGAIN YOU BITCH

Jay Chay verse 2:
Bro what the fuck I’m gonna quit this battle!
Just kidding, I’m about to go to ~Peach’s Castle~
Give her my ~flagpole~, then next morning I’m gone
But we spent the whole night playing Donkey Kong
 
Here’s some advice: Stop doing drugs
Cause that green mushroom won’t stop you from being 1’upd
It’ll make you go crazy and leave you alone
Cause Tom and Jerry have a better bond than you and your bro

You used to reel crowds of arcade players in
But by the Gamecube, your games became paper thin
And were more repetitive than your matching name 
I did it! I just beat the Mario rapping game!

Mario verse 2:
Mamma Mia, that whole bit was forced
But for you being unfunny is just par for the course
I’m gaming’s leading force, you’re just some random guy
Whose series ended up like CMRB, which died!

You’re influenced by Ricegum, played him too many times
Cause a plumber like me can’t handle the shit in your lines 
And the only thing that’s harder to see than your tweets
Was watching you at the Amouranth meet and greet

Looking at your roles, there’s not much of a choice
Even Chris Pratt did more to try out a new voice 
Which you can check out in theaters next Wednesday
And the post credit scene is showing Jay Chay get played

Jay Chay verse 3:
Uhh no, you got played, cause I rap too well
I’m blowing up this track like I just threw a blue shell
Nintendo needed Duck Hunt to get you off of shelves
Then 30 years later, they went “screw it, do it yourself”

Mario verse 3:
I’d give you another chance, but with the Dracula Rap
I’m not waiting a whole year just for you to drop trash
Just a stand-in actor, your name will pass by soon 
But at least Cam Steady can finally recognize you

Jay Chay vs Mario - FRB vs Anything

Lakitu vs. Thundurus - Mario vs. Anything Shorts!


Ennway As Lakitu 


MetaMachine As Thundurus


Mixed by Nooby


Mixing assistance from Micheal Stark


Cover art by Box Soldier


Beat prod. Anywaywell 


Lakitu:

Yo I’m Lakitu, the enemy who’s here to mess with you

The bars I drop are solid gold like this is NSMB2

With your horrid failures you think your a force of nature

But competitive just sees you as a support for later


You act like you’re defiant but nobody’s reliant

On this prankster who keeps whining bout why no one wants to try him

With a therian forme as ugly as that anal bead thats glued to ya

Even landorus overshadows you, makes sense that he’s immune to ya


Thundurus:

I would always accept a challenge to ravage through a Lakitu

But not just him, demolish all of Bowser "powerful" lackeys too

Even in odyssey, you’re just fishing for disses 

Yeah, your Bowser’s minion, looking like a lousy minion!


I’m a stark hater of this bargain bin Mario kart racer

So I’m, hijacking your cloud, that’s just the harsh nature

Of the life of this cameraman, and though he has some shells tossed

You pull up others who ran off the track, but you’re the one who fell off



Lakitu vs. Thunderus - Mario vs. Anything Shorts!

I could've demoed any of the written battles I have lying around. Instead, I made this entirely within this month, from conception to audio. You're welcome.

Quizzique as Tony Hawk
garbageGothic as Jackie-Lynn Thomas
Prod. by David O'Brien (Audio Network)
Writing by Alchemyking
Mixed by Serena
Thumbnail by Quizzique
Special thanks: MetaMachine, Legengo

LYRICS:
Tony Hawk:
It’s Birdman, flyin’ in to blast the mic
Big on satellite TV, while you’re just Marco’s satellite
Yea, Jackie’s lame, trade her for this great skater
Marco can take the blame later when I stay ahead, like Naysaya
Blaze haters! Ain’t talking baby ducks when you’re catching strays
I’m surfing half-pipes, while you just look like you’re half awake
I speed through my bars like I’m grinding rails
Eyes like a Hawk, but even I’m freaked out by your eyes’ detail

Jackie-Lynn Thomas:
Wait, you’re the Tony Hawk? Forgive my mistake
With that verse, could you blame me for barely being awake?
You’re packing red flags, but your deals with Six Flags were a miss
Quit shilling capitalists and go be a dad to your kids
Tony, a Pro Skater? I prefer Caddicarus
I gorge on pain peppers, so you know I’m spitting lit
Known for your revolutions, but in philanthropy, you ain’t smart
Your answer to “How do we help starving kids out?” “SKATE PARKS!”

Tony:
Yo, you should clam up! Take after your necklace
Guess Star brought a full stop to your Love Sentence
Marco pulled a caper with his cape, you left him on the pier waiting
I’ll dock ten points for that, and ten points for queer-baiting
We’re both used to carrying, but in your case
You carried Marco so hard, I’m shocked you didn’t have your board break
You’re just a history geek, I sweeped in ERBoHistory
My bars will make you lose your cool, and leave you with two silver streaks

Jackie:
Oh, you’re still rapping, bro?
That verse was so forced, I thought it was one of your cameos
You should be disqualified for that fifth game, Birdman
And here, I thought Bon Bon’s grave was riddled with vermin!
You wanna trash my love life, but I send your capping back at you
‘Cause you hop between wives like you’re back on Captain Kangaroo
Like a motion-controlled board, you can’t control me when I’m rhyming
Tony Hawk struck out! But Star knows a good ravine you can hide in

HINT FOR NEXT TIME: Greed (ft. Quizzique and MetaMachine)

YouTube Community Guidelines vs. The US Constitution - Rap Battle! (YouTube vs Anything)

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